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The Flood / I've counted two of you so far with avatars referencing TOTD
« on: February 09, 2015, 04:34:46 AM »



I can dig this.

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The Flood / Dustin is full of shit. A nuclear blast didn't happen today.
« on: February 08, 2015, 08:12:18 PM »
A large bomb went off in Donetsk, Ukraine. Some people took video of it and Dustin seems to think that since the giant fucking bomb blast was in the shape of a mushroom cloud, it must be nuclear.

Just in case any of you fuckwits actually believed him.

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The Flood / Just in case you were unaware, Kinder has been perma'd
« on: February 08, 2015, 04:46:42 PM »
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

LET US REJOICE

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The Flood / This just in!
« on: February 08, 2015, 04:46:06 PM »
Waifu Master still can't orgasm.

What a faggot.

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The Flood / Playing Halo 3 at 3am half naked is great
« on: February 08, 2015, 04:12:08 AM »
Thanks Ushan/Jewka. You're my memesmiths.

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The Flood / My cat keeps chewing on every electrical cable in the house
« on: February 08, 2015, 02:56:34 AM »
She completely meme'd my 25 foot ethernet cable which I keep coiled under my desk. Completely chewed through until she hit metal. She also chewed my computer's power cable and I'm pretty sure she either got shocked or she pulled the plug out of the wall a little because my laptop went into battery mode.

She also likes to chew on my actual computer. Any soft black plastic is food apparently.

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Fucking cats, man. But how can you stay mad at this?

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The Flood / Yes Assassin, I have posted screencaps of my Facebook page here multiple times.
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:14:45 PM »
kek

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The Flood / So Kinder made an alt and tried to post a link to my Facebook page *again*
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:08:11 PM »
Nice meme, bucko. You should have gotten your alt approved first. It's not like I give two shits though. What the hell are these guys gonna do with it? Half the people here already know my name and I have a good portion of them friended on Facebook already.

I don't understand why you're so salty, Kinder. And specifically towards me. Kinda crazy.

Such is the life of someone who has no life.

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The Flood / I played Halo in my own home with my own gamertag for the first time today
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:09:45 AM »
Previously I'd only played at my m8's houses.

It's pretty fun. Kinda makes me with I'd been playing it when it was in its prime. Also Ushan is my certified combat m8 now who somehow managed to do worse than me - a total noob. Thanks for the lulz.

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Gaming / Dying Light Brute Review
« on: February 07, 2015, 12:41:48 AM »
ayy lmao

YouTube

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The Flood / So after ten years I finally caved
« on: February 06, 2015, 07:45:24 PM »
I bought Xbox Live Gold. Hrrrng.

If any of you figs wanna play Gaylo, add "TOTDesticle" and I will meme so hard.

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The Flood / MFW when I am illuminati
« on: February 06, 2015, 03:38:41 PM »

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The Flood / RIP
« on: February 06, 2015, 02:37:23 PM »
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http://i.imgur.com/AkrDW7R.png

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The Flood / So I made a video at 3 in the morning...
« on: February 06, 2015, 06:24:33 AM »
And I documented my quest with the help of Latsu and Cupofcoffee (a newfag who never posts). Enjoy.

YouTube

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The Flood / The date is October 25, 1962
« on: February 04, 2015, 06:38:25 PM »
You hear this outside your window:

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YouTube

How quickly do you shit your pants?

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The Flood / FLCL is objectively the best and only good anime
« on: February 04, 2015, 04:35:35 PM »
Prove me wrong.

Protip: You can't.

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The Flood / Royal Light is still Ascended?
« on: February 04, 2015, 03:53:24 PM »
I have half as many posts as he does and I'm still managing Heroic. How does he do it?

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The Flood / Destiny 2 Gameplay Video
« on: February 02, 2015, 07:14:01 PM »
ayy lmao. My lowest-effort video to date.

YouTube

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The Flood / Sverigefags bara i denna tråd
« on: February 02, 2015, 06:52:41 PM »
Hur mår du? Hur många gånger har du onanerat idag? Räkningen för mig idag är noll eftersom jag har arbetat med en taskig video.

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The Flood / Worst YouTuber of all time
« on: February 02, 2015, 04:07:47 PM »
For some of you, this may be a tough decision.

I know you'll make the right one though.

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The Flood / So now that The Flood is cleared of autists...
« on: January 30, 2015, 09:53:13 AM »
Who am I kidding? That's impossible.

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Serious / This morning 29 years ago, Space Shuttle Challenger lifted off for the last time
« on: January 28, 2015, 01:14:52 PM »
In grateful and loving tribute to the brave crew of the United States Space Shuttle Challenger, 28 January 1986 who died accepting the risk and expanding mankind's horizons.

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What are your thoughts on the exploration of space? Is it worth the time/money/potential loss of life?

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The Flood / If you enter the Konami code in The Flood, you get this:
« on: January 28, 2015, 12:42:56 PM »
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ayy lmao

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The Flood / Hey Kinder
« on: January 27, 2015, 05:50:59 PM »
I thought you were leaving forever. I would have been perfectly fine with trading you for Deci but you had to go and ruin it, didn't you?

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The Flood / This is what I think of when I see Nuka's title
« on: January 26, 2015, 10:14:51 PM »
"Mythic Plate Master"

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The Flood / So are people actually claiming that smoking weed is perfectly safe?
« on: January 26, 2015, 02:18:32 PM »
Honestly, inhaling anything that isn't clean air or things that aren't in clean air (especially smoke of any kind) just seems like a bad idea. I don't give a shit if you smoke weed or not but I think it's kind of dishonest to claim that there are no health risks associated with it.

Am I wrong?

Edit for clarification: The only problem I have with weed is the smoking it part. It seems to be totally fine in any other form but the fact that you're breathing in smoke and dust particles when you smoke weed is my issue here.

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The Flood / >be me
« on: January 26, 2015, 01:31:39 PM »
>20-something
>psych student
>bongistan
>wake up
>check clock
>mfw

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The Flood / Irrefutable proof that PSU is not in England right now
« on: January 25, 2015, 08:06:11 PM »
See this picture?

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That's PSU's "proof" that he's in England right now. Except when you extract the .exif data it shows that the picture was taken in New Jersey.

http://regex.info/exif.cgi?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi60.tinypic.com%2F2yx3ujp.jpg

Get fucked.


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The Flood / Who wants to help test my IRC server?
« on: January 25, 2015, 06:15:19 PM »
T4R. Let me know which IRC client you have in a post and I'll PM you.

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The Flood / Heil Cheat
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:40:30 AM »
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