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« on: November 20, 2014, 09:44:02 PM »
Found this in a thread on /b/ and thought you'd enjoy it. NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW ITT: rule 34
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« on: November 20, 2014, 04:38:00 PM »
Humid, disgusting, full of vagrants. Anything that isn't Disney World sucks. Everything is overpriced. When I visited, Blurred Lines was the only song being played on the radio.
Florida sucks and I wouldn't be too particularly bothered if it disappeared from this planet tomorrow.
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« on: November 20, 2014, 02:40:22 PM »
Seriously, though. My podcast is going to be cool as shit. It was sort of like how Microsoft rolled out the 360 before the PS3 and in the process produced an inferior product. I pushed mine out before Yutaka could do anything and it was terrible. But it'll be great.
I'm taking suggestions for topics/guests. Also, subscribe to my channel.
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« on: November 19, 2014, 05:25:11 PM »
So I decided to log in to my Sep7agon account on an incog tab for reasons and I was redirected to
IMPORTANT FLASH UPDATE DOWNLOAD THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW "NOW DOWNLOADING FLASHUPDATEAKANOTAVIRUS.EXE"
This is why I use Adblock. An ad from your site literally tried to download malware onto my computer. Additionally, I've also seen banner ads featuring "CLICK HERE TO UPDATE FLASH" while not using Adblock. Get this figured out, man. All I wanted to do was exploit the like glitch and I almost got screwed for it.
I will provide a screenshot if I see it again although I have no doubt you're aware of this already. I didn't take a screen because I wanted to get the fuck out of there as soon as it came up.
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« on: November 18, 2014, 10:08:28 PM »
Write me a story, win a Steam key. EZ keys EZ life. Must contain one or more sentences.
You are barred from this contest if your name is CIS Scum.
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« on: November 18, 2014, 10:01:04 PM »
Title says all
>inb4 T1TD
>inb4 T1TD
>inb4 T1TD
>inb4 T1TD
>inb4 T1TD
>inb4 T1TD
>inb4 T1TD
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« on: November 18, 2014, 11:29:47 AM »
I work at a warehouse. See these blue pallets? We never use the stupid blue pallets. They get stacked up in the back never to be used again. They suck anyway. Who else is browsing at work? Class?
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« on: November 17, 2014, 11:07:55 PM »
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« on: November 17, 2014, 09:35:05 PM »
THE BATTLEFIELD 1942 THEME
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« on: November 17, 2014, 03:15:33 PM »
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« on: November 17, 2014, 02:14:58 PM »
"upvotes to the (le)right"
Who has to beg for upvotes? Niggers? Jews? Jewish Niggers?
DigitalIZesty is probably all three. Don't participate in upvote threads or else you're a filthy casual.
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« on: November 17, 2014, 01:31:39 PM »
Here's my unboxing video for the recently-released Nexus 6 by Motorola Spoiler Just kidding, it's an onion unboxing video.
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« on: November 17, 2014, 12:06:41 PM »
I'm from Ukraine.
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« on: November 17, 2014, 11:59:02 AM »
This is simultaneously good and bad. Having more users is a good thing (€heat needs his shekels) but it also brings in a large amount of cancer. I think instead of "Newbie", the new members should be branded with "Autismo" until they progress out of their disabled state.
Additionally, I think more than a few pre-existing/established members should be branded with the same title (Dustin, Deci, Elegiac, Casper, challengerX, CIS Scum, Vien, PSU, Assassin, Numb Digger, EngagedTurkey, Mega Sceptile, about fifty other people, etc).
Thoughts? Unhelpful remarks? Comments accusing me of being a Jew?
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« on: November 17, 2014, 10:39:06 AM »
ねこ.
<3 u bbe
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« on: November 16, 2014, 01:07:40 PM »
It's like they're looking for things to be offended about because their lives are so simple and without struggle.
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« on: November 16, 2014, 12:48:20 AM »
LESS THAN FULL STOP LESS THAN
GREATER THAN FULL STOP GREATER THAN
After every sentence. You're welcome.
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« on: November 15, 2014, 01:43:27 PM »
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« on: November 15, 2014, 01:39:50 AM »
my nigga
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« on: November 15, 2014, 01:21:10 AM »
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« on: November 14, 2014, 07:45:34 PM »
Yes, I know it's garbage. It was a really rough cut and we didn't even have any real topics. Any suggestions for future episodes?
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« on: November 14, 2014, 06:07:21 PM »
EDIT2: I've removed the original podcast as I'm ashamed to have my name associated with it. The first real episode will come soon enough. Instead I've linked my most recent video.
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« on: November 14, 2014, 04:05:12 PM »
Five minutes ago.
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« on: November 14, 2014, 02:21:06 PM »
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« on: November 14, 2014, 01:57:51 PM »
This should surprise nobody.
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« on: November 14, 2014, 01:14:20 PM »
The ailment of autism is gradually taking its toll on America. Year after year, more cases of autism arise and eventually, 100% of the population here will have severe low-functioning autism. We've already seen what 100% autism levels can do to a community like The Flood. There's no telling what will happen if this occurs nation or even worldwide.
Here's my step-by-step guide to curing autism, one person at a time.
1. Aquire an autist.
This should be fairly simple. Chances are that a member of your family, your neighbor, or even yourself have been diagnosed with autism.
2. Gather ingredients.
Purchase several containers of bleach and ammonia-based cleaning products from your local supermarket. This again should be fairly easy as there are now three Walmarts per 1.2 people in America.
3. Begin cleansing.
It's been scientifically proven that mixing bleach and ammonia together produces a cleansing gas which is extremely effective at curing autism, AIDS, and even niggers. In order to begin treatment, lock your autist in your toilet room and stuff a towel under the door. Then instruct your autist to combine the bleach and ammonia in the toilet and mix it with his or her hands. After a half hour or so, the treatment should be complete.
This treatment can cure any case of autism, no matter how severe. Contact me if you have any questions. Dr. Desticle signing off.
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« on: November 13, 2014, 11:30:26 PM »
Add BeefVellington on Skype and join us in the glorious call.
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« on: November 13, 2014, 09:51:48 PM »
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am
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« on: November 13, 2014, 03:31:53 PM »
It's probably the best thing you'll see all day.
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