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The Flood / Re: People who like guns have small penises
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:42:03 PM »
But then why are .22's, essentially the smallest modern caliber, so fun to plink around with? Surely if we were all compensating, we'd be fanning .45 revolvers and akimboing Remington 770's.
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akimboing Remington 770's.

Dayum son
Gonna go try it out on your grandady's farm out back by the lynching tree?
Goddamn straight

Gonna be sipping some sweet tea while doing it too

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The Flood / Re: People who like guns have small penises
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:41:22 PM »
But then why are .22's, essentially the smallest modern caliber, so fun to plink around with? Surely if we were all compensating, we'd be fanning .45 revolvers and akimboing Remington 770's.
You still have a small cock
It's true... that's why I like tiny girls. You dick never looks as big as it does when you're inside a 12 year old cunt.

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The Flood / Re: People who like guns have small penises
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:38:34 PM »
But then why are .22's, essentially the smallest modern caliber, so fun to plink around with? Surely if we were all compensating, we'd be fanning .45 revolvers and akimboing Remington 770's.
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akimboing Remington 770's.

Dayum son

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The Flood / Re: People who like guns have small penises
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:36:15 PM »
hey jim

Spoiler
Tool is metal

9365
The Flood / Re: Still waiting on my pizza
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:33:56 PM »
>not dominoes


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Septagon / Re: Make the karma system functional or remove it
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:33:33 PM »
Do you want to elaborate?
Spoiler
THE

KARMA

SYSTEM

HAS

NO

EFFECT

Are you fucking dense?
Whose idea was it to ever let this asshole become a mod?
I wasn't an asshole when I was a mod because I couldn't be

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The Flood / Re: cheese potato
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:32:08 PM »
VoG hard need experienced players
*Crota's End Hard need experienced players

9368
The Flood / cheese potato
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:07:46 PM »
Get on destiny

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The Flood / Re: 459 pages of threads
« on: January 08, 2015, 09:04:32 PM »
O BBY

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The Flood / Re: [CONFIRMED] HALO 3 ENDING - LEAK
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:56:12 PM »
i am dedded


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The Flood / Re: [CONFIRMED] HALO 3 ENDING - LEAK
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:54:01 PM »
If this was 343's website you'd be permabanned for leaking content
Luckily on bnet Frankie would post if for you

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hey uh bungie wtf do i get hated on in live and yet i get my communication rights suspended. Oh and maybe you guys should have a look at some of the ggamertags that play your game. i played a kid whos name was "burn jews 247" wth
Newfaggotry never changes.
WTF YOU NIGGER

GET OUT OF MY HEAD
I like it here.
The section marked "CP" is pretty creepy though.

Hey, man what you do with pizza is what you do.
But this "Todd Howard Rule 34" section just makes me disappointed in you.

*shudder*
What a shitty game dev.
lawd have mercy, i need to go change my pants


*masturbates furiously*
*ejaculates all over computer*




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The Flood / Re: [CONFIRMED] HALO 3 ENDING - LEAK
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:50:33 PM »
If this was 343's website you'd be permabanned for leaking content
Luckily on bnet Frankie would post if for you

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hey uh bungie wtf do i get hated on in live and yet i get my communication rights suspended. Oh and maybe you guys should have a look at some of the ggamertags that play your game. i played a kid whos name was "burn jews 247" wth
Newfaggotry never changes.
WTF YOU NIGGER

GET OUT OF MY HEAD
I like it here.
The section marked "CP" is pretty creepy though.

Hey, man what you do with pizza is what you do.
But this "Todd Howard Rule 34" section just makes me disappointed in you.

*shudder*
What a shitty game dev.
lawd have mercy, i need to go change my pants


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The Flood / Re: [CONFIRMED] HALO 3 ENDING - LEAK
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:43:33 PM »
If this was 343's website you'd be permabanned for leaking content
Luckily on bnet Frankie would post if for you

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hey uh bungie wtf do i get hated on in live and yet i get my communication rights suspended. Oh and maybe you guys should have a look at some of the ggamertags that play your game. i played a kid whos name was "burn jews 247" wth
Newfaggotry never changes.
WTF YOU NIGGER

GET OUT OF MY HEAD
I like it here.
The section marked "CP" is pretty creepy though.

Hey, man what you do with pizza is what you do.
But this "Todd Howard Rule 34" section just makes me disappointed in you.

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The Flood / Re: [CONFIRMED] HALO 3 ENDING - LEAK
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:36:06 PM »
If this was 343's website you'd be permabanned for leaking content
Luckily on bnet Frankie would post if for you

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hey uh bungie wtf do i get hated on in live and yet i get my communication rights suspended. Oh and maybe you guys should have a look at some of the ggamertags that play your game. i played a kid whos name was "burn jews 247" wth
Newfaggotry never changes.
WTF YOU NIGGER

GET OUT OF MY HEAD
I like it here.
The section marked "CP" is pretty creepy though.

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Septagon / Re: mfw This Place's Modding Is Now Even Worse Than Bnet
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:34:50 PM »
It could be worse

We could have 343 mods

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The Flood / Re: [CONFIRMED] HALO 3 ENDING - LEAK
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:34:08 PM »
If this was 343's website you'd be permabanned for leaking content
Luckily on bnet Frankie would post if for you

Quote
hey uh bungie wtf do i get hated on in live and yet i get my communication rights suspended. Oh and maybe you guys should have a look at some of the ggamertags that play your game. i played a kid whos name was "burn jews 247" wth
Newfaggotry never changes.
WTF YOU NIGGER

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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The Flood / Re: [CONFIRMED] HALO 3 ENDING - LEAK
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:33:45 PM »
If this was 343's website you'd be permabanned for leaking content
Luckily on bnet Frankie would post if for you
Also

>this reply

 Deleted User

Jun 17 2007 at 4:03:28 AM

hey uh bungie wtf do i get hated on in live and yet i get my communication rights suspended. Oh and maybe you guys should have a look at some of the ggamertags that play your game. i played a kid whos name was "burn jews 247" wth

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The Flood / Re: [CONFIRMED] HALO 3 ENDING - LEAK
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:32:40 PM »
If this was 343's website you'd be permabanned for leaking content
Luckily on bnet Frankie would post if for you
;__;

omg I remember that post

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The Flood / Re: [CONFIRMED] HALO 3 ENDING - LEAK
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:31:51 PM »
If this was 343's website you'd be permabanned for leaking content

I'm banned until 2552 for "Posting in the wrong forum section"

lol
GG 343 mods

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The Flood / Re: [CONFIRMED] HALO 3 ENDING - LEAK
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:30:04 PM »
If this was 343's website you'd be permabanned for leaking content

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Septagon / Re: mfw This Place's Modding Is Now Even Worse Than Bnet
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:25:19 PM »
>ingloriouswho

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The Flood / Re: Weed stories
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:24:10 PM »
Well, not too long ago I made a thread documenting my experience with getting bit by a homeless man, the help I got saved my life......





so last night I visited the city and was taking a late night stroll in central park so I didn't have to walk on the disgusting sidewalk to reach my destination. I had eaten a late lunch and decided to buy 2 sandwiches instead of my usual one in the event I got hungry during said stroll.

lo and behold as i unwrapped my sandwich about halfway thorough my walk I saw a homeless man in a large flannel jacket sitting against a tree. recounting all of the evil deeds I had done I decided to offer my uneaten sandwich to him, He obviously looked like he needed it. Now I'm a fit guy, (6 foot 12 around 320) pounds so I didn't really feel any notion of fear walking up to him in the middle of the night. As I got closer, I could dimly see his facial features. the most prominent of these being a giant ass mole on the left side of his face.

deciding not to judge him now, I extended my arm that had the sandwich in hand towards him and asked "want something to eat?" he seemed frightened at first, like he didn't know I was there until I spoke to him. his fear however was quickly morphed into an expression of insanity as he looked me in the eye and screamed "HOW ABOUT YOUR BLOOD BITCH". before I could react, he grabbed my still outstretched arm by the wrist, knocking the sandwich to the floor and bit deeply into my forearm, the pain was out of this world, it felt like I had been probed with an butt umbrella and someone decided to open the umbrella up while still in my anus.

there was blood all over the mans face, and to make matters worse, he pulled out a switchblade and slowly whispered the words "mossman bossman". my fight or flight reflex must of kicked in by then as I shoved him towards the tree he was sitting at and ran dafuq outta there. I quickly got a cab and decided not to see a doctor and just sleep it off.

its the morning after my initial encounter, and I have a huge mark on my arm. black veins are also growing around the bite, and it itches and burns like crazy.

what should I do?

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The Flood / Weed stories
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:23:40 PM »
Ah man, I remember when I first inhaled. I was at a party and there was this off looking clown performing magic tricks, feeling daring I volunteered to be part of the classic "box cut in half trick"

I had to lie down on this cot like platform and the magician's assistants fastened belts on my hands and the bottom of my chin for what I assumed was for added realism. This is when things started to go south,

the magician pulled out a pocket knife and a cigaret and when I instinctively tried to get away, I realized that the belts effectively made me immobile. He kneeled down at my exposed throat and proceeds to sniff it profusely. He then took the blade and slit my throat just a little bit. Then, in one fluid motion he stuck the cigaret in my breached throat and lit it, creating a suffocating sensation throughout my body.

As the cigaret discharged what appeared to be blue smoke, the magician gently leaned into my ear and whispered "welcome to the liquid police" luckily he let me go after security arrived and I've had a phobia of magic ever since.



Never smoke

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The Flood / Re: PSU is Max
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:21:02 PM »
we really need to get grandpa over here

>implying grandpa isn't a quality member
Worse than dustbin
Could you imagine what the Serious board would look like?
Yes. Let's go get him.


And Engrapadora.
>mfw


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The Flood / Re: I Wont Be Around Here This Christmas.
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:19:14 PM »
Remember when Vien was a cool guy?

Yeah I remember those days
He still is, you piece of shit.
He's nothing like what he was on b.old

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The Flood / Re: I saved Slash
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:18:38 PM »

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The Flood / Re: PSU is Max
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:18:13 PM »
we really need to get grandpa over here

>implying grandpa isn't a quality member
Worse than dustbin
Could you imagine what the Serious board would look like?

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The Flood / Re: Official Battle Royale thread.
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:17:22 PM »
wut is even going on here

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The Flood / Re: PSU is Max
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:16:52 PM »
we really need to get grandpa over here

>implying grandpa isn't a quality member

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