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3991
« on: August 22, 2015, 05:56:51 PM »
I have quite a lot of funny dog pictures
Hence my plethora of chihuahua avatars.
3992
« on: August 22, 2015, 05:21:57 PM »
America saves the day again
what else is new
Ftfy
3993
« on: August 22, 2015, 05:08:37 PM »
Dude you were pretty out of her league anyways if its the girl I'm thinking of.
3994
« on: August 22, 2015, 04:53:18 PM »
Russia had 1 front and Germany had 3 fronts.
3995
« on: August 22, 2015, 04:08:17 PM »
Where do memes go to die?
facebook
3996
« on: August 22, 2015, 03:40:14 PM »
oh my god you stupid fucks August 1st was on a Saturday
3997
« on: August 22, 2015, 03:39:01 PM »
t4r
3998
« on: August 22, 2015, 03:10:49 PM »
why the fuck do people bitch about video games being realistic?
they're fucking video games
3999
« on: August 22, 2015, 03:09:44 PM »
so why'd you put shit memes in the op?
i mean one of them isn't even a meme, its an image macro
You just wouldn't understand what it memes to be a memeber. >.>
you've probably never even visited s4s
poser
It's like you know my life bro.
are you a /s4s/fag?
go back to 9gag
4000
« on: August 22, 2015, 03:05:32 PM »
so why'd you put shit memes in the op?
i mean one of them isn't even a meme, its an image macro
You just wouldn't understand what it memes to be a memeber. >.>
you've probably never even visited s4s poser
4001
« on: August 22, 2015, 03:02:41 PM »
so why'd you put shit memes in the op?
i mean one of them isn't even a meme, its an image macro
4002
« on: August 22, 2015, 01:37:54 PM »
Well, not too long ago I made a thread documenting my experience with getting bit by a homeless man, the help I got saved my life......
so last night I visited the city and was taking a late night stroll in central park so I didn't have to walk on the disgusting sidewalk to reach my destination. I had eaten a late lunch and decided to buy 2 sandwiches instead of my usual one in the event I got hungry during said stroll.
lo and behold as i unwrapped my sandwich about halfway thorough my walk I saw a homeless man in a large flannel jacket sitting against a tree. recounting all of the evil deeds I had done I decided to offer my uneaten sandwich to him, He obviously looked like he needed it. Now I'm a fit guy, (6 foot 12 around 320) pounds so I didn't really feel any notion of fear walking up to him in the middle of the night. As I got closer, I could dimly see his facial features. the most prominent of these being a giant ass mole on the left side of his face.
deciding not to judge him now, I extended my arm that had the sandwich in hand towards him and asked "want something to eat?" he seemed frightened at first, like he didn't know I was there until I spoke to him. his fear however was quickly morphed into an expression of insanity as he looked me in the eye and screamed "HOW ABOUT YOUR BLOOD BITCH". before I could react, he grabbed my still outstretched arm by the wrist, knocking the sandwich to the floor and bit deeply into my forearm, the pain was out of this world, it felt like I had been probed with an butt umbrella and someone decided to open the umbrella up while still in my anus.
there was blood all over the mans face, and to make matters worse, he pulled out a switchblade and slowly whispered the words "mossman bossman". my fight or flight reflex must of kicked in by then as I shoved him towards the tree he was sitting at and ran dafuq outta there. I quickly got a cab and decided not to see a doctor and just sleep it off.
its the morning after my initial encounter, and I have a huge mark on my arm. black veins are also growing around the bite, and it itches and burns like crazy.
what should I do?
4003
« on: August 22, 2015, 01:37:37 PM »
Ah man, I remember when I first inhaled. I was at a party and there was this off looking clown performing magic tricks, feeling daring I volunteered to be part of the classic "box cut in half trick"
I had to lie down on this cot like platform and the magician's assistants fastened belts on my hands and the bottom of my chin for what I assumed was for added realism. This is when things started to go south,
the magician pulled out a pocket knife and a cigaret and when I instinctively tried to get away, I realized that the belts effectively made me immobile. He kneeled down at my exposed throat and proceeds to sniff it profusely. He then took the blade and slit my throat just a little bit. Then, in one fluid motion he stuck the cigaret in my breached throat and lit it, creating a suffocating sensation throughout my body.
As the cigaret discharged what appeared to be blue smoke, the magician gently leaned into my ear and whispered "welcome to the liquid police" luckily he let me go after security arrived and I've had a phobia of magic ever since.
Never smoke
Holy fuck when did I write this lol?
circa may 2014
4004
« on: August 22, 2015, 01:35:37 PM »
Ah man, I remember when I first inhaled. I was at a party and there was this off looking clown performing magic tricks, feeling daring I volunteered to be part of the classic "box cut in half trick"
I had to lie down on this cot like platform and the magician's assistants fastened belts on my hands and the bottom of my chin for what I assumed was for added realism. This is when things started to go south,
the magician pulled out a pocket knife and a cigaret and when I instinctively tried to get away, I realized that the belts effectively made me immobile. He kneeled down at my exposed throat and proceeds to sniff it profusely. He then took the blade and slit my throat just a little bit. Then, in one fluid motion he stuck the cigaret in my breached throat and lit it, creating a suffocating sensation throughout my body.
As the cigaret discharged what appeared to be blue smoke, the magician gently leaned into my ear and whispered "welcome to the liquid police" luckily he let me go after security arrived and I've had a phobia of magic ever since.
Never smoke
4005
« on: August 22, 2015, 01:08:41 PM »
Fuck off
4006
« on: August 22, 2015, 01:08:03 PM »
Caitlyn Jenner should have been convicted of murder for killing the American hero Bruce Jenner
4007
« on: August 22, 2015, 01:07:06 PM »
"I've never given this thing a chance but I'm going to make assumptions about it anyway"
lol k
>being older than 7
>watching cartoons
Lol
edgy
Kill yourself, weeb
4008
« on: August 22, 2015, 01:04:06 PM »
"I've never given this thing a chance but I'm going to make assumptions about it anyway"
lol k
>being older than 7 >watching cartoons Lol
4009
« on: August 22, 2015, 12:18:25 PM »
But it looks pretty goddamn autistic
4010
« on: August 22, 2015, 11:54:13 AM »
i'm not into buttplay like that, but i've scratched my balls and taken a whiff plenty of times
I thought every guy did that How else are you gonna know if you're fresh or not
4011
« on: August 22, 2015, 10:54:44 AM »
You can beta test it? Never heard anything about that, we're just waiting for it
EOD bot in the pitch black strikes fear into the hearts of scrubs I can already hear Psy's e.e's.
I was wondering if they did half ass it, so it's actually super dark?
I'd say that if they half assed it, it wouldn't be dark. Everything would just be like Dawnbreaker. But its really fucking dark so far. The area under C and D in Zavod is fucking impossible to see in without a flashlight https://cte.battlelog.com/bf4/communitytest/
4012
« on: August 22, 2015, 09:29:28 AM »
probably anarcho communistic chompsky paradise
4013
« on: August 22, 2015, 08:31:23 AM »
aka community test environment. Its where they're letting people "beta test" the night maps I think. I don't really know the requirements for it I just know i got invited to download it. But the maps are super fun and well done from what i can tell. They didn't half ass the darkness, I mean it is really really dark which the only map i've gotten to play on thus far is Zavod. Its really fun though, honestly like playing a whole new map. I'll just say EOD bot in the pitch black strikes fear into the hearts of scrubs.
4014
« on: August 22, 2015, 07:30:38 AM »
Life doesn't really have any value so.....
4015
« on: August 22, 2015, 07:06:47 AM »
This is cool you cucks
4016
« on: August 21, 2015, 08:15:51 PM »
hey i remember you
4017
« on: August 21, 2015, 07:59:59 PM »
M2arp: hosting mw2 modded lobby legit with menu just reply with 1600 ms points for inv
4018
« on: August 21, 2015, 07:01:19 PM »
Does slash even have a penis?
im actually a 17 y/o girl
I guess that explains why you keep PMSing all over the forum 
yeah man it sucks i can understand why you traded it for a penis
4019
« on: August 21, 2015, 06:54:29 PM »
Does slash even have a penis?
im actually a 17 y/o girl
4020
« on: August 21, 2015, 02:46:45 PM »
I thought this was about Hotline Miami. I'm disappointed.
Did you even click on the link?
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