Get the OPO instead of the OPT

it's far from being outdated

Lol get rekt faggot

Quote from: SoporificSlash on November 26, 2015, 11:34:55 AM

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Quote from: Cyrus on November 26, 2015, 11:14:47 AM

Josh Homme has been a hero of mine since I was 14

LOL

This doesn't belong in Serious.

This is the band that played at the Bataclan during the Paris attacks where 90 of their fans were murdered in front of them, friend.

The video is them retelling the events from their point of view.

And there's nothing to discuss.

Then get out of the thread

jim you fuck

Shit was sad. Especially when they're interviewing just Josh and Jesse.

Damn near got me to tear up.

I like to send an envelope containing smallpox to my local reservation to celebrate Thanksgiving.

I would also say 13-ish is when you should be fully aware of what kind of repercussions occur from your actions.

Between two nations?

Eh

Between a country and an extremist group that somehow got it's hand on one which is becoming closer and closer to reality?

Probable

Everyone is talking about how much they like Trump already

I too felt about the same way concerning the OPT. Just gonna keep my OPO until it dies I suppose or until another decent manufacturer makes something a little bit closer to the OPO. The OPO is by no means outdated yet which is good.

I'm not sure there's any chance of seeing another OP phone running CM OS out of the box. They (Cyanogen and OnePlus) had quite the falling out over some marketing thing in India. But who knows, Oxygen OS is still in its infancy and might become something a little closer to CM after a couple of years of development.

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there.

Although there is some merit to what you are saying, it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero tallerants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to bees nests it doesn't take rocket signs to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

It was a Moon Day- 1st verse
Just wakin up on the moon, i hate the God
All i know is that niggers are kinda odd
Niggers all fuck dogs, the fuckin nig nogs
And i just cook the jews in the oven a lot (damn)
I got my gun on, but didn't nig out
A nigger just got shot, so i guess its time to chimp out
(Whassup?) Every single feminist is a fuckin ho'
Thinkin they the shit, but the moon man knows
the feminists are fat and they cant wear a crop top
And if I hit the bitch, I can make their ass drop
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin in my mirror and not a nigger in sight
And everything is alright
I got a gun from Kim, im killing niggers all night
Called up the moon crew and I'm askin y'all
Where are the niggers playin basketball?
they need to be in court they just cause trouble
Last week i killed 6 and got a triple double
killing niggaz everyway like KKK.
I can't believe, today was a moon day (shit!)

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You're all reaching new levels of irony at dangerous speeds. You see, the universe can only contain so many levels at any given time, and as new ones are created old levels are destroyed. If you don't slow down and let the rest of the world catch up to you then the gap between levels will become so large it will literally fracture the space time continuum.
This happened in my timeline and I have been cast into the resulting void with nothing but my laptop, where I've been trapped for what seemed like an eternity, until I felt something reach out to me in the blackness. Somehow, against all odds a single ethernet cable from your timeline had been pulled into the void along with me giving me a chance to create this thread, and hopefully set things right.
Please anon, you must stop funposting, the fate of the universe depends on it.
My battery is dying so I likely won't be able to respond, but I know I can count on you.

P.S. sorry for pic unrelated, it's the only image I had still lying around in a format compatible with 4chan since all images in the future use .poop format

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