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2701
Serious / Re: Oregon Umpqua Community College Shooting
« on: October 02, 2015, 11:30:50 AM »
Yeah but AR15s are fun

Why kill an intruder when you can turn him into swiss cheese?

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The Flood / Re: Why are people so obsessed with their parents?
« on: October 02, 2015, 11:30:02 AM »
Holy shit class you are the embodiment of teenage angst and edge. It's like you actually are 14.

2703
Serious / Re: How do you feel about this quote?
« on: October 02, 2015, 11:27:36 AM »
If you're not a libertarian by the time you're 20 you've failed life

2704
The Flood / Re: How Do You Deal With Your Inadequency Issues?
« on: October 02, 2015, 11:14:10 AM »
Drugs

2705
The Flood / Re: There's political scum in my restaurant
« on: October 02, 2015, 11:06:24 AM »
You have one of those big blades used for cross sectioning a pizza right? Use it as a guillotine

2706
The Flood / Re: Apparently the 5:2 diet works
« on: October 02, 2015, 10:53:54 AM »
What's the 5:2 diet
For every 5 meals you eat you have to eat 2 tapeworms

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The Flood / Re: Apparently the 5:2 diet works
« on: October 02, 2015, 10:53:14 AM »
LOL TOO BAD IT WON'T HELP YOU, YOU MISERABLE FAT SHIT
:(
Honestly man I haven't seen a picture of you in well over a year. You lost some weight didn't you? I mean not that you were actually fat to begin with, all in good banter

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Serious / Re: Oregon Umpqua Community College Shooting
« on: October 02, 2015, 10:51:29 AM »
I think it's fair to say mental health needs to be heavily reformed and more funding contributed to it and yeah I'll concede that there needs to be some gun control reform but not any kind of outright ban.

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The Flood / Re: Apparently the 5:2 diet works
« on: October 02, 2015, 10:49:18 AM »
LOL TOO BAD IT WON'T HELP YOU, YOU MISERABLE FAT SHIT

2710
The Flood / happy trusday
« on: October 02, 2015, 10:47:44 AM »
hope you are having a great trusday

2711
The Flood / Re: What the fuck is wrong with you?
« on: October 02, 2015, 10:46:13 AM »
It's so fucking good, asshole. I hate you

2712
The Flood / Re: Car fuck ups
« on: October 02, 2015, 10:43:43 AM »
50000 miles and this car hasn't had one issue. I love her.

2713
The Flood / Re: Drugs n stuff
« on: October 02, 2015, 10:37:19 AM »
I thought ecstasy was p cool the time I tried it.
Hey, if you don't care about your well-being, why would you use words like "try" and shit? As if to imply that there may or may not be some sort of negative consequence? Why haven't you overdosed yet (maybe you have, I don't know).

but have you considered that not caring about your well-being may result in your prolonged, painful death

and then you'll never be able to enjoy life at all

because you'll be dead
I've never viewed death as a negative thing honestly

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The Flood / Re: Drugs n stuff
« on: October 02, 2015, 10:28:26 AM »
I thought ecstasy was p cool the time I tried it.

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The Flood / Re: Drugs n stuff
« on: October 02, 2015, 09:26:05 AM »
So what if I don't give a shit about my own well being?

2716
The Flood / Re: Why are people so obsessed with their parents?
« on: October 02, 2015, 09:24:18 AM »
I actually have this fantasy that one day PSU will adopt me as his own son.

2717
The Flood / Re: give ideas pls
« on: October 02, 2015, 09:20:26 AM »
Argue that Sandy Hook didn't happen. Because it didn't

2718
The Flood / Re: give ideas pls
« on: October 02, 2015, 09:17:15 AM »
Argue that Hitler did nothing wrong. You'll then become that kid your teacher knows not to fuck with.

2719
The Flood / Re: You now have to fight your avatar.
« on: October 02, 2015, 09:16:11 AM »
I'm dead

2720
The Flood / Re: Drugs n stuff
« on: October 02, 2015, 09:13:07 AM »
This is dumb

2721
The Flood / Re: Drugs n stuff
« on: October 02, 2015, 06:53:18 AM »
So what happened here?

2722
The Flood / Re: Kinda wanna fall in love
« on: October 02, 2015, 01:48:20 AM »
This is fucking gay

2723
The Flood / Re: Do you think your parents wished they used a condom...
« on: October 01, 2015, 10:56:32 PM »
i mean i was the result of a one night stand with a stripper and they nearly got an abortion.....

...but I'm already more successful than both of my parents combined so i think my dad doesn't regret the decision at this point. I don't speak to my birth mother though I imagine she doesn't care

is your mom hot?
lol fuck no

Ew gay tell your dad he has poor taste
well throughout high school my friends wouldn't stop talking about how hot my step mom is so his taste is alright now

is your step mom actually hot
she's my step mom

i don't look at her in that way
Pics?
no
Please?
nope

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The Flood / Re: Do you think your parents wished they used a condom...
« on: October 01, 2015, 10:55:02 PM »
i mean i was the result of a one night stand with a stripper and they nearly got an abortion.....

...but I'm already more successful than both of my parents combined so i think my dad doesn't regret the decision at this point. I don't speak to my birth mother though I imagine she doesn't care

is your mom hot?
lol fuck no

Ew gay tell your dad he has poor taste
well throughout high school my friends wouldn't stop talking about how hot my step mom is so his taste is alright now

is your step mom actually hot
she's my step mom

i don't look at her in that way
Pics?
no

2725
The Flood / Re: Do you think your parents wished they used a condom...
« on: October 01, 2015, 10:51:20 PM »
i mean i was the result of a one night stand with a stripper and they nearly got an abortion.....

...but I'm already more successful than both of my parents combined so i think my dad doesn't regret the decision at this point. I don't speak to my birth mother though I imagine she doesn't care

is your mom hot?
lol fuck no

Ew gay tell your dad he has poor taste
well throughout high school my friends wouldn't stop talking about how hot my step mom is so his taste is alright now

is your step mom actually hot
she's my step mom

i don't look at her in that way

2726
The Flood / Re: What are your hobbies?
« on: October 01, 2015, 10:44:36 PM »
idk i like drugs

exploring the limits of my own consciousness and the like

2727
does supply and demand not exist?
No, it doesn't. Only under shithead capitalism does it exist. We just "agree" that it exists.
we're back to the utopia discussion i see

2728
Gaming / Re: Life is Strange does Telltale better than Telltale
« on: October 01, 2015, 10:36:54 PM »
its the fucking gayest game in existence though

2729
The Flood / Re: Tall Girls Or Guys
« on: October 01, 2015, 10:35:58 PM »
fuck no

5'0" - 5'5" is the perfect height for a girl
"I'm insecure so I need a short girl"

Tall girls are where it's at bro
nope

they're so much more "manageable" when they're short
You don't manage girls, they manage you
oh yeah i forgot that you're a faggot

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The Flood / Re: when will you?
« on: October 01, 2015, 10:35:35 PM »
i don't want to go to hell

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