Depends on what kind of soup.

menudo

Soup.

can i eat it out of your ass?

What...? They're synonymous....

Alimony (also called aliment (Scotland), maintenance (England, Ireland, Northern Ireland, Wales, Canada), spousal support (U.S., Canada) and spousal maintenance (Australia)) is a legal obligation on a person to provide financial support to his or her spouse before or after marital separation or divorce.

Alimony is not child support, where, after divorce, one parent is required to contribute to the support of their children by paying money to the child's other parent or guardian. Considered a payment that a parent is making for the support of their offspring, the parent who pays child support pays the taxes.[21] However, alimony is treated as taxable income, in most countries, to the receiving spouse, and, in most cases, deducted from the gross income of the paying spouse (the United States IRS does not allow for child support to be deducted from AGI).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alimony

Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 14, 2015, 02:49:04 PM

Quote from: Carsonogen on October 14, 2015, 02:48:21 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 14, 2015, 02:45:14 PM

I don't even know why I take your shitty bait anymore

This is rich coming from the guy who literally thinks Hitler was an international hero

This is rich coming from the guy who cucks and shills for every race and gender but his own.

Nice buzzwords. I like white people just as much as I like Jews and Asians. Women are better than men, though, I'll give you that. And that has nothing to do with any fetish I have, unlike what Mordo will die trying to prove.

It clearly is that or you really are a closet tranny. I'm thinking the latter.

Chloroform

nigga you got that shit on your xbox profile

but whatever i won't ruin the game

I don't even know why I take your shitty bait anymore

It's become a reality

Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 14, 2015, 08:58:05 AM

My uni actually had to send out a mass email explaining personal hygeien to these turban fuckers.

Post the text of it here.

Dear Patrons and Students,

 

Please be considerate of others by following proper personal hygiene. 

 

Our hygiene policy states: Patrons and students should practice good personal hygiene by showering regularly, wearing clean clothing and using deodorant. Individuals with excess body odor will be asked to leave the facility.

 

This includes:

·         Shower: Take a shower cleansing your entire body with soap as soon as possible after your workout. Change into clean, dry clothes.

 

·         Clothing: Wear clean, athletic clothing to the gym each visit. Wash your workout clothes after each workout.

 

·         Deodorant: Use deodorant on a daily basis.

 

·         Wash hands: Wash your hands before and after a workout. Hand sanitizer is also available for use.

 

 

Thank you,

Since when did Slash become so goddamn racist?

Its not racist if its true :^)

Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 14, 2015, 11:40:10 AM

Quote from: the walking fedorekd™ on October 14, 2015, 11:37:40 AM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 14, 2015, 11:36:00 AM

just wrote my midterm for data structures fam

Code: [Select]

#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <math.h>
#include <ctype.h>

int main(int argc, char * argv[]) {
char op, my_string[5];
float num, num1, num2, fans;
int len, i = 0;

if (argc == 4) {
sscanf(argv[1], "%f", &num1);
sscanf(argv[2], "%c", &op);
sscanf(argv[3], "%f", &num2);

switch (op) {
case '+': fans = num1 + num2;
printf("%4.2f + %4.2f = %4.2f\n", num1, num2, fans);
break;

case '-': fans = num1 - num2;
printf("%4.2f - %4.2f = %4.2f\n", num1, num2, fans);
break;

case 'x':
case 'X': fans = num1 * num2;
printf("%4.2f x %4.2f = %4.2f\n", num1, num2, fans);
break;
case '/': if (num2 == 0) {
printf("Error: Cannot divide by zero.\n");
  }
          else {
fans = num1/num2;
printf("%4.2f / %4.2f = %4.2f\n", num1, num2, fans);
  }
break;

case '^': if (num1 == 0 && num2 <= 0) {
        printf("num1 ^ num2 can't be represented\n");
printf("%4.2f ^ %4.2f = %4.2f\n", num1, num2, fans);
  }
  else {
fans = pow(num1, num2);
  }
break;

default: printf("%c is not a valid selection\n", op);
break;
}
}
else if (argc == 3) {
sscanf(argv[1], "%c", &op);
sscanf(argv[2], "%f", &num);

switch (op) {
case 'n':
case 'N': fans = num * -1;
printf("-(%4.2f) = %4.2f\n", num, fans);
break;

case 'a':
case 'A': fans = fabs(num);
printf("|%4.2f| = %4.2f\n", num, fans);
break;

case 's':
case 'S': if (num < 0) {
printf("Error: Can't find square root of negative number.\n");
  }
  else {
fans = sqrt(num);
printf("Sqrt(%4.2f) = %4.2f\n", num, fans);
  }
break;

default: printf("%c is not a valid selection\n", op);
break;
}
}

else {
printf("Proper input: \n\tnumber operator number\n\t operator number\nEnter your expression: ");
gets(my_string);
len = strlen(my_string);
 
if (len == 5) {
sscanf(my_string, "%f %c %f", &num1, &op, &num2);

switch (op) {
case '+': fans = num1 + num2;
printf("%4.2f + %4.2f = %4.2f\n", num1, num2, fans);
break;

case '-': fans = num1 - num2;
printf("%4.2f - %4.2f = %4.2f\n", num1, num2, fans);
break;

case 'x':
case 'X': fans = num1 * num2;
printf("%4.2f x %4.2f = %4.2f\n", num1, num2, fans);
break;
case '/': if (num2 == 0) {
printf("Error: Cannot divide by zero.\n");
  }
          else {
fans = num1/num2;
printf("%4.2f / %4.2f = %4.2f\n", num1, num2, fans);
  }
break;

case '^': if (num1 == 0 && num2 <= 0) {
        printf("%f ^ %f can't be represented\n", num1, num2);
  }
  else {
fans = pow(num1, num2);
printf("%4.2f ^ %4.2f = %4.2f\n", num1, num2, fans);
  }
break;

default: printf("%c is not a valid selection\n", op);
break;
}
}
else if (len == 3) {
sscanf(my_string, "%c %f", &op, &num);

switch (op) {
case 'n':
case 'N': fans = num * -1;
printf("-(%4.2f) = %4.2f\n", num, fans);
break;

case 'a':
case 'A': fans = fabs(num);
printf("|%4.2f| = %4.2f\n", num, fans);
break;

case 's':
case 'S': if (num < 0) {
printf("Error: Can't find square root of negative number.\n");
  }
  else {
fans = sqrt(num);
printf("Sqrt(%4.2f) = %4.2f\n", num, fans);
  }
break;

default: printf("%c is not a valid selection\n", op);
break;
}
}
    }
}

Seeing this makes me realise how fucked I am for my own course because I can't code for shit.

bruh do not lose hope because i've been there. Both this semester and last I hit a wall where i was seriously considering chaning majors. Its all built around those basic building blocks. This program is nothing fancy just if, else, printf, etc. Its taken me two years to be to this point too you're only just now starting, you'll get there. ANYONE can code, trust me. Your biggest enemy in programming is overcomplicating things

I'm also interested in coding, but I want to specifically learn about AI and I don't really know where to start with that.

Even something as complex as AI theory is still built upon the basic foundations of programming I.e. if else statements, while and for loops,  stacks, queues, etc.

Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 14, 2015, 11:36:00 AM

just wrote my midterm for data structures fam

Code: [Select]

#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <math.h>
#include <ctype.h>

int main(int argc, char * argv[]) {
char op, my_string[5];
float num, num1, num2, fans;
int len, i = 0;

if (argc == 4) {
sscanf(argv[1], "%f", &num1);
sscanf(argv[2], "%c", &op);
sscanf(argv[3], "%f", &num2);

switch (op) {
case '+': fans = num1 + num2;
printf("%4.2f + %4.2f = %4.2f\n", num1, num2, fans);
break;

case '-': fans = num1 - num2;
printf("%4.2f - %4.2f = %4.2f\n", num1, num2, fans);
break;

case 'x':
case 'X': fans = num1 * num2;
printf("%4.2f x %4.2f = %4.2f\n", num1, num2, fans);
break;
case '/': if (num2 == 0) {
printf("Error: Cannot divide by zero.\n");
  }
          else {
fans = num1/num2;
printf("%4.2f / %4.2f = %4.2f\n", num1, num2, fans);
  }
break;

case '^': if (num1 == 0 && num2 <= 0) {
        printf("num1 ^ num2 can't be represented\n");
printf("%4.2f ^ %4.2f = %4.2f\n", num1, num2, fans);
  }
  else {
fans = pow(num1, num2);
  }
break;

default: printf("%c is not a valid selection\n", op);
break;
}
}
else if (argc == 3) {
sscanf(argv[1], "%c", &op);
sscanf(argv[2], "%f", &num);

switch (op) {
case 'n':
case 'N': fans = num * -1;
printf("-(%4.2f) = %4.2f\n", num, fans);
break;

case 'a':
case 'A': fans = fabs(num);
printf("|%4.2f| = %4.2f\n", num, fans);
break;

case 's':
case 'S': if (num < 0) {
printf("Error: Can't find square root of negative number.\n");
  }
  else {
fans = sqrt(num);
printf("Sqrt(%4.2f) = %4.2f\n", num, fans);
  }
break;

default: printf("%c is not a valid selection\n", op);
break;
}
}

else {
printf("Proper input: \n\tnumber operator number\n\t operator number\nEnter your expression: ");
gets(my_string);
len = strlen(my_string);
 
if (len == 5) {
sscanf(my_string, "%f %c %f", &num1, &op, &num2);

switch (op) {
case '+': fans = num1 + num2;
printf("%4.2f + %4.2f = %4.2f\n", num1, num2, fans);
break;

case '-': fans = num1 - num2;
printf("%4.2f - %4.2f = %4.2f\n", num1, num2, fans);
break;

case 'x':
case 'X': fans = num1 * num2;
printf("%4.2f x %4.2f = %4.2f\n", num1, num2, fans);
break;
case '/': if (num2 == 0) {
printf("Error: Cannot divide by zero.\n");
  }
          else {
fans = num1/num2;
printf("%4.2f / %4.2f = %4.2f\n", num1, num2, fans);
  }
break;

case '^': if (num1 == 0 && num2 <= 0) {
        printf("%f ^ %f can't be represented\n", num1, num2);
  }
  else {
fans = pow(num1, num2);
printf("%4.2f ^ %4.2f = %4.2f\n", num1, num2, fans);
  }
break;

default: printf("%c is not a valid selection\n", op);
break;
}
}
else if (len == 3) {
sscanf(my_string, "%c %f", &op, &num);

switch (op) {
case 'n':
case 'N': fans = num * -1;
printf("-(%4.2f) = %4.2f\n", num, fans);
break;

case 'a':
case 'A': fans = fabs(num);
printf("|%4.2f| = %4.2f\n", num, fans);
break;

case 's':
case 'S': if (num < 0) {
printf("Error: Can't find square root of negative number.\n");
  }
  else {
fans = sqrt(num);
printf("Sqrt(%4.2f) = %4.2f\n", num, fans);
  }
break;

default: printf("%c is not a valid selection\n", op);
break;
}
}
    }
}

Seeing this makes me realise how fucked I am for my own course because I can't code for shit.

bruh do not lose hope because i've been there. Both this semester and last I hit a wall where i was seriously considering chaning majors. Its all built around those basic building blocks. This program is nothing fancy just if, else, printf, etc. Its taken me two years to be to this point too you're only just now starting, you'll get there. ANYONE can code, trust me. Your biggest enemy in programming is overcomplicating things

#GhoulLivesMatter

That's not lunch.
That barely counts as food.

Fatty

Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 14, 2015, 09:58:16 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 14, 2015, 09:56:53 AM

Can't afford actual food/10

I can afford your mom's pussy

I don't know man. I would think her's would be pretty expensive.

Bout tree fiddy