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Gaming / Re: Steam reviews that make you LOL.
« on: August 08, 2014, 03:01:54 PM »
Here we go

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Day1:Lost.......Tried to be nice to someone to get some help......punched and knocked out......Woke up in my underpants

Day2:Found new pants, Found a pistol..........tried to make a friend..........handcuffed after trying to recieve food and knocked out..............woke up in my underpants

Day3:Decided not to trust anyone (they steal your jeans) , Found an airfield and dressed like G:I Joe, Found an m4 and ammo............punched in the head whilst crouching..........everything stolen and woke up in my pants

Day4:Went back to airfield, Found a pistol, saw a guy running towards me shouting "friendly" (was worried about ending up in my pants at this point)....................Shot "friendly" guy in head and stole his jeans................

11/10

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A guy with a cow boy hat begged me not to shoot him.

Now I have a cow boy hat.

10/10

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Handcuffed by 3 men. Took my shirt and my pants off. They took deep breaths into the mic. All three stole a bags worth of blood from me. Hit me once with their fist each. Left me to die. Broke out. Found a crowbar. Killed one. Ran away. Crawled into a house almost dead. Had a friend come save me. I wasnt gonna be able to make it i thought. We went into elektro looking for a blood bag. Upon entering the hospital we were greated by one of the men that almost killed me. The blasted my friends brains on me. I ran out as fast as the game would let me. I ran to Cherno. Shot after shot was fired at me. I kept yelling into the mic "You suck at shooting!" Nearing cherno i was hit once. I crawled up to the top floor and used my only rag to stop bleeding. By this point i knew I was gone. Tears were streaming down my face as I wished it didnt have to happen like this. I could hear him running along the floor below me looking for me. He came out of the doorway from the stairs and i scream "WAIT!"... He pointed his gone at me. I closed my eyes and braced myself. nothing happened..... I looked him in the eyes as he looked at mine. I told him the bad things i did. I told him about my family. My friend that he killed. I told him how what they did to me i had deserved it. I could see tears streaming down his face. He looked at me and told me something. He told me how he knew i killed one of his friends. He told me how the other was shot in a shoot out. His face soaked with tears he pointed the gun at me. I said "no need. we have both lost something." He put the gun down. "We can end this together. No need for anymore violence. We dropped our stuff and walked to the edge. I looked to my right and he looked to his left. we both said "Thank you.." at the exact same time. We both jumped off the edge and died right next to each other. i felt my soul leave my body.

Then i respawned

11/10

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Some guy ran up to me screaming Spanish, and then stabbed me until I fell unconcious, then he sang me a lullaby until I died.


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Gaming / Re: Where the hell do I find Fawkes after the pitt DLC
« on: August 08, 2014, 02:57:00 PM »
Player.moveto 0002d9cf
Console commands solve all problems.

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The Flood / Re: What drugs have you done throughout your life?
« on: August 08, 2014, 02:50:16 PM »
lol at these necros
I had to so people would quit being annoyed by all the AMA and honest threads.

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The Flood / Re: Cheerios.
« on: August 08, 2014, 02:46:52 PM »
Shut up.
Someone hasn't taken the plunge yet.

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The Flood / Re: Woman Finds out she Married her Brother on Live Radio
« on: August 08, 2014, 02:40:37 PM »
lolarkansas

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The Flood / Re: Journey's End
« on: August 08, 2014, 02:40:02 PM »
I got plans for you.
I sense Lord Commissar purging the shit out of some people. That would make for some entertainment.

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The Flood / Re: I want you to watch this and post your reaction
« on: August 08, 2014, 02:37:04 PM »
Confirmed Engrapadora alt.

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The Flood / Re: Interesting Stories
« on: August 08, 2014, 12:23:49 PM »
>be me
>be watching TV
>going on a Blackadder marathon
>british television FTW
>I'm up to series four
>Lord Flashheart enters the scene
>allofmykeks.gif
>keep loling softly
>knock on the door
>who dares disturb my shows
>about to unload some serious size 11s into the ass of the visitor
>open door
>little girl scout
>wellfuck.jpg
>tell her she's interfering and to go away
>she says she's selling
>I ask what sort of drugs
>she says cookies
>Imightaswelldothisshit.png
>"how much" I ask her
>the clouds darken
>the birds in the trees stop chirping
>it is quieter than a hummingbird breaking wind
>she looks at me dead in the eyes
>gently opens her mouth and says
>"I need about tree fiddy"
>it was around this time I realised she was three hundred feet tall and from the paleolithic era
My sides are outta here

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The Flood / Re: Interesting Stories
« on: August 08, 2014, 12:22:15 PM »
Once walked about 20 miles with two friends to another friends house, got harassed by some uptight cops on the way there, smoked a bunch of weed and ended up dropping acid randomly when we arrived (dude just happened to be getting some), chilled all night and left early morning, would've had to walk 20 miles back trippin but this wild chick I hadn't seen in like 3 years just randomly happened to be driving by and asked if we needed a ride. She didn't even know it was me at first.
Her friend was driving like a maniac and went down a certain road that was notorious for being very hilly and curvy. All the while I'm in the back seat trying to explain to this girl that I'm balls deep down the rabbit hole and it feels like I'm on a rollercoaster.

Pretty crazy night.
Fucking lol

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The Flood / Re: A PURELY hypothetical situation.
« on: August 08, 2014, 12:20:51 PM »
Blackpeoplemeet.com

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Gaming / Re: Steam reviews that make you LOL.
« on: August 08, 2014, 12:17:43 PM »
The DayZ ones are top notch. I'll copy and paste a few when I get home.

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The Flood / Re: Prank thread
« on: August 08, 2014, 12:15:50 PM »
Threw some roadkill in the back of my friends truck.

Shut down my teacher's computer during a PowerPoint. Did it remotely from another computer.

We used to egg all the "rich" kid's houses and cars a lot.

I had a friend who used to bring a sweet tea into class everyday. One day he didn't drink one and left it in there. So we stashed it in a safe place in the classroom and let it sit. Three weeks later we switched his new sweet tea with the 3 week old one..... I think he was actually sick for a few days after that.




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The Flood / Re: Let's talk fish
« on: August 08, 2014, 11:01:10 AM »
Well I hardly ever eat cooked fish, usually just sushi.

So if we're talking sushi Yellowfin Tuna and snapper are probably my favorite.

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The Flood / Re: Your edgiest/contraversial opinions?
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:51:28 AM »
Is that your controversial/edgy opinion? Because these threads are far from original.
Some people were complaining about AMA and Honest threads clogging up the forum so I bumped some "original" topics to unclutter the front page.

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The Flood / Re: Shut up!
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:48:40 AM »
What I just did should have tremendously helped the problem.

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The Flood / Re: um.... holy shit?
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:47:57 AM »
Bump for original topic.

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The Flood / Re: Bought my first ecig!
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:47:38 AM »
Bump for original topic.

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The Flood / Re: Favourite quote of all time
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:47:11 AM »
Bump for original topic.

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The Flood / Re: Best Poptart flavor?
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:46:39 AM »
Bump for original topic.

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The Flood / Re: Look to your right.
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:46:22 AM »
Bump for original topic.

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The Flood / Re: The Flood: Exodus ( Part 1 )
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:46:04 AM »
Bump for original topic.

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The Flood / Re: GIF thread? Yeah GIF thread.
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:45:40 AM »
Bump for original topic.

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The Flood / Re: Interesting Stories
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:45:14 AM »
Bump for original topic.

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The Flood / Re: Rap or music?
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:44:47 AM »
Bump for original topic.

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The Flood / Re: Your edgiest/contraversial opinions?
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:44:18 AM »
Bump for original topic.

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The Flood / Re: What's the story behind your avatar and username?
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:43:31 AM »
Bump for original topics.

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The Flood / Re: You get to be another user on this forum for a day.
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:43:17 AM »
Bump for original topics.

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The Flood / Re: Six reasons murder should be legalised
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:43:01 AM »
Bump for original topics.

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The Flood / Re: What drugs have you done throughout your life?
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:42:47 AM »
Bump for original topics.

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