How do you know that?

http://sep7agon.net/index.php?action=stats

That gif belongs to me now.

bby don't i get something in return

Why is it that the only three female users have the most amount of posts?

Actually we have a few more than 3 females here

Name: Neo
Address: The warp
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Daemon
Education: The teachings Khorne
Work Experience: Slaughetered millions in the name of Khorne
References: Nurgle,Khorne,Tzeentch,Kane

Hired for computer programmer.

They are disgusting. Why can't I fondle with your kin?

Well human/sangheili interaction is something we haven't looked into.

You will now be making love to humans.

Name: Ember
Address: 6 trillion shoah avenue, jerusalem
Gender: unicycle that identifies as an A10 Warthog
Ethnicity: jewish
Education: I think I graduated Kindergarten
Work Experience: Getting off my desk chair to go the fridge is a lot of work
References (At least 3): My mom
this one guy on reddit i beat in an argument
Ben Netanyahu

I don't think my investors from the Nazi party would appreciate me hiring you.....

Name: Sceptile
Address: 3rd house on the left, Masterball suite, Ever Grande City
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Sceptile
Education: Level 94 with 17 levels of education on combat, I know Leaf Blade, Energy Ball, Dragon Breath, and Leaf Storm
Work Experience: 94 levels of combat experience under my belt
References (At least 3):
First Trainer (Hoenn) (levels 5-20)
 2nd Trainer (Johto) (Levels 20-64)
3rd Trainer (Unova) Levels 64-80)
4th Trainer (Kalos) (Levels 80-94)

We do need some kickass security. You've got the job for "Chief of Beating the Shit Out of People." You may or may not be asked to beat the shit out of anyone without question or reason.

Name: TBlocks
Address: Canada
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Education: wat .-.
Work Experience: wat .-.
References (At least 3): Your mom, Vladimir Putin, Santa

It seems we have a position open at our local syrup manufactory. I gotta say TCocks you have a goddamn impressive resume. You've got the job.

He's a stoned Australian. Ive played Halo with him a few times, and he was never sober in any manner.

Playing video games stoned is the only way to do it.

Alright so give me your resume, you can take this on a serious level and give me real information or you can make up your own completely fictional resume. Once I have received your resume in a reply I'll decide if I will hire you or not.
The pieces of information I need in your resume are the following:

Name:
Address:
Gender:
Ethnicity:
Education:
Work Experience:
References (At least 3):

Like I said all information can be completely fictional.



SoporificSlash Inc.™ is not a equal opportunity employer an you may or may not be denied a position based on your  ethnicity and/or gender.

the laughter doesn't end at the video

You have a dark script for YouTube? lol

It.

Hockey rules all.

Spoiler

YouTube

But meh freedumz

It's times like these that I realize: I actually have a life.