Once upon a time, there was a racist tree. Seriously, you are going to hate this tree. High on a hill overlooking the town, the racist tree grew where the grass was half clover. Children would visit during the sunlit hours and ask for apples, and the racist tree would shake its branches and drop the delicious red fruit that gleamed without being polished. The children ate many of the racist tree's apples and played games beneath the shade of its racist branches. One day the children brought Sam, a boy who had just moved to town, to play around the racist tree.

"Let Sam have an apple," asked a little girl.

"I don't think so. He's black," said the tree. This shocked the children and they spoke to the tree angrily, but it would not shake its branches to give Sam an apple, and it called him a nigger.

"I can't believe the racist tree is such a racist," said one child. The children momentarily reflected that perhaps this kind of behavior was how the racist tree got its name.

It was decided that if the tree was going to deny apples to Sam then nobody would take its apples. The children stopped visiting the racist tree.

The racist tree grew quite lonely. After many solitary weeks it saw a child flying a kite across the clover field.

"Can I offer you some apples?" asked the tree eagerly.

"Fuck off, you goddamn Nazi," said the child.

The racist tree was upset, because while it was very racist, it did not personally subscribe to Hitler's fascist ideology. The racist tree decided that it would have to give apples to black children, not because it was tolerant, but because otherwise it would face ostracism from white children.

And so, social progress was made.

What slash linked.

The full video is golden. On my list of best things the internet has produced.

Definitely one of the greatest videos ever.

Right this is starting to piss me off, what's the video that that gif is from? I want to know why all the guys are acting like the guy with the glasses just banged the camera guys mum.

The majority of Native Americans are actually pretty poor. Very few have benefitted from the casino business.

Don't get me started. Native Americans get almost anything for free.

Guys, it, would have been fine if the z was isolated. Unfortunately, this question was on one of those online things, so I tried to answer, and got it wrong, but thanks for trying to help me.

Wolfram Alpha

That's not the point, the video clearly shows someone dying. No matter how you spin it, footage of people dying is prohibited.

The video doesn't clearly show someone dying though.

No Graphic Violenceexception
Animal cruelty, shock videos, and the like are prohibited.

You really need to refine your definition of "shock videos."

I gotta agree with Kiyo, the guy clearly kinda vanished after the explosion.

Was there any blood or gore or even any clear indication of a dead body?

A rocket to the face clearly = a dead person.

Um did you watch the video? He shot the rocket at a wall 10 feet in front of him.....

I was thinking more of this video

Read the rules

They've mistaken you for me.

I think a lot of people would be surprised if they could get a peek at the Moderation Log

Not surprising at all. I'd think it likely that those members she banned would want a little revenge in whatever form they can find it.

With that logic I should be the DeeJ ninja at this point.

Guys I think I want to be Vault 69.

Lol the Vault that's populated by 1 man and 999 women

Van Buren was going to basically be New Vegas titled as Fallout 3 so I mean in essence, it kinda survived with New Vegas

Really Van Buren was focused on Denver, the rest of Colorado, and Utah. The only place in Nevada you could visit was Hoover Dam and it wasn't part of the main storyline.

Is that Van Buren? I've heard good things about it.

I'm pretty sure it was Fallout Extreme.

i prefer my map

Eh that one's got some inaccuracies also