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The Flood / Re: bust a nut in her mouth so now she can babysit
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:13:59 PM »
ITT: No one understands rap lyrics.
SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER BIG BOOTY
Eatin Oreo's like these white girls that blow me.

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>mfw op secretly working for olive garden and trying make free ads

>implying I'll work as a waiter just to get treated like shit and depend on the courtesy of humans

lol, no bitch.
You work at McDonald's though. They're treated worse than waiters.

13023
inb4rocketmanselfpromotion

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Cuz Mojo Jojo lives in the City of Townsville.

Officer Nasty lives in south Florida.
Or it might all be a clever ruse.

13026
bbys pls

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The Flood / Re: What's the weirdest thing you got off ebay?
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:05:56 PM »
>2014
>using ebay
FUCKINGLOL

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The Flood / Prove to me that Officer Nasty and Gatsby aren't the same person
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:05:38 PM »
gootsby pls

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The Flood / Re: bust a nut in her mouth so now she can babysit
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:03:50 PM »
ITT: No one understands rap lyrics.

13030
illoominerty confiremd

13031
Why drink when you could just smoke weed?

13032
Meanwhile in Europe people have good taste...
You have Guinness. You've got no right to talk.
But Guinness is the shit

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The Flood / Re: stop there, don't come any closer
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:01:29 PM »
OI M8 U WANN HAV EH GO U CHEEKY CUNT?

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The Flood / Re: Post Green Text Stories
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:58:02 PM »
You know what this thread needs more of? Britbong greentext stories.








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The Flood / Re: If you had an uncle named Jack
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:54:59 PM »
ITT: The joke
































Everyone's head

13036
Serious / Re: In Honor of the Vote for a 28th Amendment...
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:28:53 PM »
Nobody should be allowed to donate anything. Money shouldn't even be a factor.
Now that's just impractical

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Serious / Re: In Honor of the Vote for a 28th Amendment...
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:24:14 PM »
Corporations shouldn't be allowed to invest money into political campaigns whatsoever

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The Flood / Re: Would you cut off a pinky finger to save a life?
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:41:49 AM »
wow, lot of assholes in here.

Its just a pinky you greedy bastards.
But PSU what if that stranger was a.......... LIBERAL

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The Flood / Re: I just came back from work at 12am, AMA me anything
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:40:45 AM »
>gasai the niggerman
>having a girlfriend
FUCKINGLOL

13040
The Flood / Re: YEAH, BITCH!
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:39:39 AM »
It rains in Arizona?

13041
The Flood / Re: Australians
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:36:25 AM »
They're just British Prisoners

13042
The Flood / Re: Teachers who are pricks
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:35:49 AM »
I'm am disappoint he didn't say "R U AVIN A GIGGLE M8?"

13043
The Flood / Re: Oh fuck, this isn't blocked at my school
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:32:29 AM »
What a fgt

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The Flood / Re: Look at the object to your left.
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:03:57 AM »
A Xbox controller ‎( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever had a lucid dream?
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:26:51 AM »

I suffered from sleep paralysis after having a boring, lucid dream.
I once had sleep paralysis when I was sleeping on top of my bunk bed. I woke up, looked over the edge of my bunk bed, and there was thing weird pale humanoid creature similar to The Rake that was climbing up the ladder of my bed. I tried to get out of the bed but my body wasn't letting me do anything. I just watched the thing get closer and closer to me as I freaked the fuck out.

Then I woke up.
That sounds like it would've sucked....
Holy shit that freaks me out.
When I lucid dream, it's like my brain is trying to kick me out of the dream constantly. There's a strange "pull" I feel in my gut when I'm about to wake up, but I can somehow fight it by thinking about nothing...

But this one time, the opposite happened; my brain didn't want me to wake up. I kept waking up and getting out of bed over and over again, but I was never actually awake... I finally got up and waked into the kitchen and opened my eyes once I arrived, and I was actually awake.
That sounds like a trip.
Ha... Yeah... I had a dream where I was having an issue with my car, and I can work on my car pretty well, but I couldn't figure out what the problem was. (I wasn't aware I was dreaming here.) I took my car to some repair shop, and the mechanic started to tell me a bunch stuff about my car problems that sounded like complete bullshit to me. It turns out, that in real life, I didn't know how to fix this one problem with the car, and my brain was basically making up stuff for me and trying to get me to buy into it. Then for some reason, I figured out that I was dreaming, and then proceed to fly the fuck away as usual. I woke up laughing the next morning.
You are truly one of the most interesting people I know, Riley.

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Serious / Re: Alright bitches, let's have a good ol' God debate
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:15:48 AM »
These things always end well.....

13047
The Flood / Re: WE'RE DIFFERENT COLORS, AND DIFFERENT CREEDS
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:09:10 AM »
Sometimes I think you and Comms might be the same person...

13048
The Flood / Re: If you were actually another user's alt....
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:03:41 AM »
I've been called Shadows, Ossku, Waifu and Quarantine's Alt.


So... You know...
Everyone knows all you anime people are the same person

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Septagon / Re: Do we get custom nameplates at Heroic?
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:02:24 AM »
I'm pretty sure it's Heroic + 3000 and since the rank system got revamped to where you always get +1s just for being online pretty much everyone can get there. Downvotes don't mean so much now.

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The Flood / Re: If you were actually another user's alt....
« on: September 08, 2014, 12:57:07 AM »
Personally I would consider myself an alt of Bio or I think I was called a Fox News alt at one point....
I'm pretty sure all the Fox News, MSNBC, CNN, etc. accounts were Gatsby's

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