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11941
« on: September 22, 2014, 08:57:03 PM »
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?
Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Trying to use that old joke on me?
11942
« on: September 22, 2014, 08:56:00 PM »
the only deustch thread here is yourself, mein freund
Mein gott you are schwuler
11943
« on: September 22, 2014, 08:48:08 PM »
11944
« on: September 22, 2014, 08:14:47 PM »
Jokes aside, the better parent myth makes my blood boil. That shit leads to women being given full custody, and men handed the bill.
This is definitely true. The courts are one sided as fuck when it comes to custody.
11945
« on: September 22, 2014, 08:02:25 PM »
Works just the same sooo...no opinion?
But it looks different.
11946
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:47:31 PM »
1998 CRV
If I never need to be picked up from soccer practice I know who to call.
11947
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:46:32 PM »
IT'S SO FUCKING BLUE!
The color was quite a shock at first.
11948
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:35:04 PM »
adding proto to words is fun
you must be the proto-fgt
you're proto-muted
AW SHIT SON
11949
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:33:27 PM »
I always love getting a chance to read some Flood Fiction.
11950
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:32:47 PM »
T4R
I'm really enjoying the more personalized front page. The Discovery Que is pretty convenient so far.
11951
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:15:57 PM »
I dont
That's because your communist regime only allows one brand of car. 
11952
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:08:25 PM »
2009 Ford Focus, it's how I get all the ladies.
I've actually considered buying a Hatchback Focus, do you like yours?
I fucking love it. 36 mpg and the thing is reliable as hell, 30k miles I've put on it myself and not a single problem so far
Have you ever driven it in snow? How well does it handle during inclement weather?
>The great state of Oklahoma >snow >ever LOL But seriously it hasn't snowed since I've owned it so I wouldn't know.
11953
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:07:21 PM »
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Ewwww. Take that shitty ass car bra off of it
11954
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:04:09 PM »
2009 Ford Focus, it's how I get all the ladies.
I've actually considered buying a Hatchback Focus, do you like yours?
I fucking love it. 36 mpg and the thing is reliable as hell, 30k miles I've put on it myself and not a single problem so far
11955
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:03:22 PM »
I am fucking disappoint.
I already had my pants down and hands ready.
Thanks for being such a cocktease.
11956
« on: September 22, 2014, 07:01:44 PM »
2009 Ford Focus, it's how I get all the ladies.
11957
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:54:12 PM »
The Racist Tree
By Alexander Blechman
Once upon a time, there was a racist tree. Seriously, you are going to hate this tree. High on a hill overlooking the town, the racist tree grew where the grass was half clover. Children would visit during the sunlit hours and ask for apples, and the racist tree would shake its branches and drop the delicious red fruit that gleamed without being polished. The children ate many of the racist tree's apples and played games beneath the shade of its racist branches. One day the children brought Sam, a boy who had just moved to town, to play around the racist tree.
"Let Sam have an apple," asked a little girl.
"I don't think so. He's black," said the tree. This shocked the children and they spoke to the tree angrily, but it would not shake its branches to give Sam an apple, and it called him a nigger.
"I can't believe the racist tree is such a racist," said one child. The children momentarily reflected that perhaps this kind of behavior was how the racist tree got its name.
It was decided that if the tree was going to deny apples to Sam then nobody would take its apples. The children stopped visiting the racist tree.
The racist tree grew quite lonely. After many solitary weeks it saw a child flying a kite across the clover field.
"Can I offer you some apples?" asked the tree eagerly.
"Fuck off, you goddamn Nazi," said the child.
The racist tree was upset, because while it was very racist, it did not personally subscribe to Hitler's fascist ideology. The racist tree decided that it would have to give apples to black children, not because it was tolerant, but because otherwise it would face ostracism from white children.
And so, social progress was made.
11958
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:48:07 PM »
 ayy lmao?
11959
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:42:35 PM »
I don't think sex and emotion are linked at all. I could easily fuck a chick without being emotionally attached to her whatsoever.
>implying you can pull hoes
ayy lmao
>it worked on your mom ayy lmao
11960
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:35:37 PM »
Orgasm before penetration.
After seeing that happen in person, I just can't laugh at it anymore.
Did this happen to you or someone you know?
Someone I knew.
Technically it happened on me... : /
Did you follow up with "I swear this never happens..."?
it was the other guy!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.... Back this train up What's the whole story?
11961
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:33:06 PM »
Orgasm before penetration.
After seeing that happen in person, I just can't laugh at it anymore.
Did this happen to you or someone you know?
Someone I knew.
Technically it happened on me... : /
Did you follow up with "I swear this never happens..."?
11962
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:31:17 PM »
Orgasm before penetration.
After seeing that happen in person, I just can't laugh at it anymore.
Did this happen to you or someone you know?
11963
« on: September 22, 2014, 06:16:29 PM »
Viltre was a total fag
11964
« on: September 22, 2014, 05:59:35 PM »
Eat 15 Doritos Locos Tacos
11965
« on: September 22, 2014, 05:55:55 PM »
Lol that's from a while ago.
Hold on a sec.... I'm going to switch to the Focnr account.
11966
« on: September 22, 2014, 05:55:25 PM »
Hmm I usually don't like female singers but I'm enjoying this band....
11967
« on: September 22, 2014, 05:39:10 PM »
MFW no Canada
You guys have the same timezones as us though
11968
« on: September 22, 2014, 04:44:20 PM »
I don't think sex and emotion are linked at all. I could easily fuck a chick without being emotionally attached to her whatsoever.
11969
« on: September 22, 2014, 04:15:32 PM »
i need to make a petition for changing DemonicChronic's username to DemonicSonic
*DemonicColonic
11970
« on: September 22, 2014, 03:58:30 PM »
Fuck no.
I may live in the South but that shit is gross.
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