We didn't invent the words :/

Also, the English accent changed, not ours.
http://pandora.cii.wwu.edu/vajda/ling201/test3materials/AmericanDialects.htm

Quote from: Lady Noelle on October 01, 2014, 09:08:29 PM

Already played it.

This. Still go back time to time

>In Chemistry (lab)
>Doing shit with barium
>Finish work, begin to clean up
>Clean up beakers, scrub down desk
>Absentmindedly pour barium down the drain
>Five minutes later teachers yells at student using the sink
>"Why is there barium at the bottom of the sink?"
>"I..I.. didn't do that??"
>Think to myself, 'Oh shit that was me wasn't it?'
>Professors continues to bitch to entire class about how we just poisoned the entire city
>She's never had a class so idiotic to not follow basic instructions like that
>Sink lower into seat
>Points to the four at the group's sink
>"Well I know it was one of you four who did it"
>Walks away and dismisses class abruptly
>I wonder if that group remembers that it was me who used their group's sink, lol

Well.

We could just stay on topic on how we can derail a thread that is presumed to be underailable.

But I've made no threads. So I have not committed any sins

Spoiler

Alright, I'll say one of the less personally incriminating stories. (After all, stories of me putting a bitch in line and punching a guy are plain boring, right?)

Anyway, we were sitting in class during my first year of High School. First of all, at the time I wasn't a model student so to speak and my interests with more practical approaches with computers led me to wind up in a technical high school, where basically most people there, usually, are not that interested in school itself, but just getting through with the system, and then there were other delinquents.

So, what happened during the class, as it was nothing unusual. The math teacher was just showing some stuff on the board, I was in the front row, though, so I was taking my notes, and my classmate next to me on the same desk was texting some of her friends. (She just texted friends, and sometimes used to tease me in class, haven't seen her in a while though)

What happened during that moment was just a loud yell as two guys in the back had picked up a fight. The Russian delinquent who showed up that day, with an almost 2m, bulky guy that stared at him madly. What followed is that the Russian picked up his chair, and wanted to hit the guy, and the chair went on the edge of the window. Suddenly the math teacher halted completely as the chair fell down the window.

The school's principal was walking underneath, and it missed her for a few meters as a lot of the class had shifted to look at the window after the "bump" sound of the metallic chair crushing itself against the ground. The principal came in barging at a record time as we were in the second floor and it took her roughly ten seconds, her face was overly red like a tomato as she held the chair with a hand (She used to be a PE teacher and at her prime went into the olympics as a hammer thrower) and in a few moments she placed the chair inside the classroom which had gotten really quiet as it looked at her, and resumed her posture before saying "So, whoever did this, should come in my office during the break" and nodded at the teacher as she left.

I didn't do anything, but I felt my heart stop at the way she said that one line.

Then what ad service does site likes reddit and 4chan use? (._.)

>Be in Highschool
>Beta as frack
>Lunch Period
>Sitting alone because no one likes me
>Crush comes over and sits in front of me
>Boner
>Crush notices and smiles
>Crush's friend's all come over to talk to her
>I get more nervous with so many girls around
>I stand up to move, accidentally poke Crush's friend in ear with Pen0r
>Spaghetti starts falling out of pockets
>Don't know what to do, pull pants down to assert dominance
>Make Crush and her friends cum simultaneously
>All the males cry at the sight of this mighty member
>River of spaghetti now fills the cafeteria
>Principal comes busting through the door
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

Quote from: SoporificSlash on October 01, 2014, 09:06:57 PM

Quote from: Risay117 on October 01, 2014, 09:03:04 PM

So can anyone explain to me how to discern different type of marijuana plants. What do the various strains have and how to enjoy them?

Well the more purple the better. Like most of what I smoke is pretty low grade shit.

Wait why purple, i thought it was always green. Unless when you harvest them it is purple. Also how do you make brownies from them. Do not want to smoke it as i am quite sensitive to my lungs. If i could use a vaporizer i would be okay.

So can anyone explain to me how to discern different type of marijuana plants. What do the various strains have and how to enjoy them?