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The Flood / Re: What's all this aboot, eh?
« on: October 25, 2014, 01:13:58 AM »


The Nazi ones are by far the funniest

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The Flood / Re: CreepyPasta Thread
« on: October 25, 2014, 12:50:20 AM »

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The Flood / Re: CreepyPasta Thread
« on: October 25, 2014, 12:26:30 AM »

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The Flood / CreepyPasta Thread
« on: October 25, 2014, 12:23:05 AM »
In the spirit of the Halloween season.

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Reminder that fat people are the inferior race
« on: October 25, 2014, 12:16:57 AM »
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.[/tt]

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The Flood / Re: What's You're Morning Routine?
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:59:28 PM »
Bathroom stuff
Poop?

Wait do girls poop?

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The Flood / Re: Operation Halloween Dress UpAlrigh
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:57:21 PM »
Can I join in?

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Serious / Re: In other news, the UK will now be leaving the EU.
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:53:34 PM »
It's about time

Let us all take a moment to thank based Farage for this glorious revelation











You can't barrage the Farage

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Who are you?
I already dealt with you.

In the words of my idol, Verbatim: "F­UCK it, don't kill yourself. Have someone garrote you."
Quote
Who are you?

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Who are you?

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The Flood / Re: What's You're Morning Routine?
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:40:58 PM »
-If it's Monday, Wednesday, Friday wake up at 8:45. Tuesday and Thursdays wake up at 6:45. Weekends wake up at 2 pm if I'm lucky.

-Hit the snooze for about 20 minutes

-Alright shit I really got to go

-Hit some water on my face, brush muh teeth, put on clothes all in about 5 minutes and go twenty miles over the speed limit all the way to college on my 30 mile commute. Still get to class 5 minutes late, wellfuckme.jpg.

*I haven't gotten up in time to eat breakfast in years
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: I just got my Credit Card. AMA
« on: October 23, 2014, 08:17:53 PM »
ITT: People don't realize that you pretty much have to have a credit card to make it in life

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Septagon / Re: PSA - How moderation, warnings, reports and bans work
« on: October 23, 2014, 08:15:26 PM »
How can I become guy that bans ppl?
u alredy is guy who ban ppl
Banned for providing false information

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The Flood / Re: Cheat, it's bern great. But later
« on: October 23, 2014, 08:14:56 PM »
You guys realize he'll be back, right?

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Septagon / Re: PSA - How moderation, warnings, reports and bans work
« on: October 23, 2014, 08:12:12 PM »
How can I become guy that bans ppl?

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The Flood / Re: You should kill yourselves if...
« on: October 23, 2014, 02:28:10 AM »
The level of #REKT in this thread is too damn high

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The Flood / Re: Acne is a new trend in Japan
« on: October 23, 2014, 02:25:40 AM »
2 nukes wasn't enough.

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The Flood / Re: Should I get this phone? [edit: I got this phone]
« on: October 23, 2014, 02:23:23 AM »
Should have got the Note 4

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The Flood / Re: You have one chance to get gay with Joss Whedon
« on: October 23, 2014, 02:22:52 AM »
I'd let him touch my Firefly

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The Flood / Re: Our shitpost, who art in Sep7
« on: October 23, 2014, 02:22:19 AM »
ALLAHU BEETLE

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The Flood / Re: Big cell phones are big
« on: October 23, 2014, 02:21:52 AM »
You should see my Note 4

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The Flood / Re: You should kill yourselves if...
« on: October 23, 2014, 02:19:45 AM »
Good thing you've never had an erection which is why you had to adopt.
MOM GET THE FUCKING CAMERA!

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder to pray for
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:14:59 AM »
ALLAHU BEETLE

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Septagon / Re: "Spam" is prohibited."
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:03:36 AM »
I'm at work on my phone right now otherwise I would do something about it.

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The Flood / Re: I ADMIT IT I'M A FURRY
« on: October 23, 2014, 12:01:25 AM »
I thought this was already well known?

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The Flood / Re: I got DDoS'ed, AMA me anything
« on: October 22, 2014, 10:39:29 AM »
When are you going to 1v1 me skrub?
When you afford XBL instead of a One
I got both but I just remembered I traded Black Ops in
1 or 2?
2. I haven't owned 1 in years. I traded in almost all of my 360 games when I got my Xbone.
CoD 4 and MW2 are the only two CoD games fit for 1v1's, scrubs.
Pshhh 1v1 me in CoD 2 you skrublord

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The Flood / Re: I got DDoS'ed, AMA me anything
« on: October 22, 2014, 10:38:44 AM »
When are you going to 1v1 me skrub?
When you afford XBL instead of a One
I got both but I just remembered I traded Black Ops in
1 or 2?
2. I haven't owned 1 in years. I traded in almost all of my 360 games when I got my Xbone.
Damn Monday, now what will happen
I'll just be waiting for you to stop being a peasant so I can rekt you in Advanced Whorefare

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The Flood / Re: I got DDoS'ed, AMA me anything
« on: October 22, 2014, 10:36:15 AM »
When are you going to 1v1 me skrub?
When you afford XBL instead of a One
I got both but I just remembered I traded Black Ops in
1 or 2?
2. I haven't owned 1 in years. I traded in almost all of my 360 games when I got my Xbone.

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