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« on: February 01, 2015, 08:31:17 PM »
Fuck my life
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« on: January 30, 2015, 03:25:46 AM »
I've seen a few instances where it does. I'd screenshot them but imgur is being a nigger. Anyways it's shit because I had like 11 likes on a reply and now gone 
543
« on: January 29, 2015, 10:59:18 PM »
remember when that was a thing?
544
« on: January 29, 2015, 10:54:51 PM »
i heard she's a cool guy
545
« on: January 29, 2015, 08:27:54 PM »
i really want to set this as my avatar during Anarchy so you should totes make it an option
546
« on: January 29, 2015, 05:43:37 PM »
i'm not a ninja, i can't click that fast
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« on: January 29, 2015, 03:45:10 AM »
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« on: January 28, 2015, 11:34:53 PM »
do you love me?
549
« on: January 28, 2015, 08:31:14 PM »
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
550
« on: January 28, 2015, 08:11:24 PM »
 discuss this atrocity
551
« on: January 28, 2015, 07:56:26 PM »
 Jewish lies, all of it
552
« on: January 28, 2015, 06:24:54 PM »
As in did you grow up poor, middle class, or wealthy?
Back when it was me and my dad things were pretty rough. Even when he married my step mom she was in college so we were living off of $40k a year for a family of four but all in all things were pretty good, could have been worse. My parents probably make a combined $100k a year now but I don't live with them so doesn't really matter.
553
« on: January 28, 2015, 05:30:37 PM »
i have to write about a maxim aka words to live by
what are some good words to live by
554
« on: January 28, 2015, 05:23:34 PM »
t4r
555
« on: January 28, 2015, 11:40:47 AM »
t4r
pls be nice
556
« on: January 27, 2015, 09:57:30 PM »
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« on: January 27, 2015, 09:10:19 PM »
 Ben "The Takbir Brigadier" Affleck Ben "No flowers for the twin towers" Affleck Ben "The Kuffar Commissar" Affleck Ben "The Maddest Jihadist" Affleck Bin ibn Ali Flek Ben "Slaughtered like a Martyr" Affleck Ben "Paki on Iraqi" Affleck Ben "Mad Dad from Islamabad" Affleck Ben "The Sheik of Freaks" Affleck Ben "Emir of Fear" Affleck Ben "Smear the Kaffir" Affleck Ben "Thank Heaven for 9/11" Affleck
558
« on: January 27, 2015, 08:52:06 PM »
 thoughts?
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« on: January 27, 2015, 05:05:14 PM »
i am of so happy right now
560
« on: January 27, 2015, 04:40:46 AM »
nigga that shits gay
are you guys just trying to be OffTopic?
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« on: January 27, 2015, 01:16:30 AM »
PSA:
CHEAT'S FAT NIGGER ASS IS SLOWING DOWN THE SITE
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« on: January 26, 2015, 11:43:10 PM »
 HNNNNNGGGGGGGG
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« on: January 26, 2015, 08:16:47 PM »
564
« on: January 26, 2015, 12:51:46 PM »
so i can have a reason to post this 
565
« on: January 26, 2015, 02:59:55 AM »
feel old yet?
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« on: January 26, 2015, 02:39:44 AM »
here's it is 
567
« on: January 26, 2015, 02:04:03 AM »
568
« on: January 26, 2015, 01:54:16 AM »
>12 years old
>see news about Heaven's Gate
>cult members killed themselves waiting for a comet or some stupid shit
>5 bucks in everyones' pockets
>brand new shoes on their feet, unused
>what a waste
>think if I was in that cult, I would have pretended to drink the kool-aid, and made off with a fat stack of 5 dollar bills and a ton of brand new nikes
>decide to explain logic to family who is talking about it
>thought I said
"If I was in that cult I'd pretend to be dead to take their money after they all died and leave"
>what I actually said
"I want to be in that cult"
>6 years of therapy
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« on: January 26, 2015, 01:33:07 AM »
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Shire Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Mordor, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Gollum warfare and I'm the top hobbit in the entire Hobbiton armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Middle-Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on a ring? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Gondor and your master is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Rohirrim and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" ring was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Sauron.
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« on: January 24, 2015, 07:53:44 PM »
>find out new Little Caesar's just opened near me
>never had it before, why not
>find out it's in the ghetto of my city
>fuck it
>get there
>have to wait five minutes for the sheboons working to notice that I'm even there
>have already tried to alert them to my presence three times, didn't hear or pay attention
>one of them turns to me and tells me that I can wait a little longer
>eventually fat older spic comes out from the back, apologizes for the wait, asks for my order
>looks like he's from Puerto Rico (I'm from Arecibo), but no way of knowing for sure
>other sheboon from the back tells him that I was rude and should wait a little bit so I can "learn to respect n shit"
>fuck it, start speaking in PR Spanish
>he's Puerto Rican
>tell him about the women in the back and how I had to wait for them to even acknowledge my presence before they essentially told me to fuck off
>he goes off on them, makes them get my order
>there were no pizzas ready (Hot n Ready my ass), so they make one from scratch
>get it home
>open it, there's only pepperoni on one slice
>the other two had little raised circles, some with cheese, others with just sauce
>the sheboons literally pulled off the pepperoni after putting it on and letting it sit for long enough that it would stick
>fucking niggers
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