Just kidding! I'm now sobering up.

You won't ban me if you're not a homo sapien negatively holding a mirror.

Why? What for?
Tax benefits?

What I mean is, no one should be arrested simply for being  married to multiple adults when it's consensual.

Sorry guys, I guess the game is up.

I was Ossku all along, my second computer died leaving me with no choice but to stop the charade once it became too difficult to keep up.

I'd believe it.

The office was dull. The only sounds of the wet city roads being crossed by the cars was the most encouraging noise that one might get in such a place. My glass being empty as melancholy paints the dust of the files on my desk. It was a typical winter day.

Until they knocked on the door. No visits were expected that day, but nonetheless I moved myself to open the door and I was met with a gun. Soon enough my guts were shot, and found myself in a hospital bed with a bunch of doctors working on me.

That's when I got my first hint. I wasn't to be taken out of the picture, bur rather, spitted onto the side. Someone was onto removing me from a case. The case that landed onto my desk a few months later, but the connection wasn't made until it was too late...

Quote from: True Turquoise on October 24, 2014, 02:32:32 AM

Spoiler

beg your pardon?

Has your booty been botched?

i see...

I "harassed" him as he told most of the forum to kill themselves. He's the only one allowed to make jokes even though I sent him a message before telling him how much I admired anyone willing to take care of someone else's kids. He just had a meltdown.

Quote from: Camnator on October 24, 2014, 02:11:56 AM

False. I have loved your booty and expressed it countless times. You've gone incoherent, Methew.

I am awaiting for a firm slap.

Your botched lobotomy has transformed into a mirror due to a World of Warcraft spell you homo sapien.

False. I have loved your booty and expressed it countless times. You've gone incoherent, Methew.

Proof pl0x

YES! Jay says it empowers women.

Has a big nose :^)

I don't mind big noses, and I love big lips and tongues.

Define large.

Mmmmmmm, booty.

I love your homo sapienism

Is it a guy or girl? And I don't mean something phony, I mean biologically born as.

fracking hell, either Jay is a master troll or a complete spaz.

Truth, but you've gone delusional for believing mythical creatures exist.

How big is your booty?

Everything is good in moderation.

That doesn't mean we infringe upon alcoholics.

You are an immoral prick if you take away someone's home over a less than $200 dispute. Something that could be easily obtained if you gave them another month.

Seriously, or just take like 3% of her land for advertising or something.