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The Flood / Re: Could you date an adult film star?
« on: March 02, 2016, 05:50:07 PM »
Nah. Have a fling with her, sure.
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The Flood / Re: Could you date an adult film star?« on: March 02, 2016, 05:50:07 PM »
Nah. Have a fling with her, sure.
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The Flood / Re: Who would win in a fight between Hillary and Bernie?« on: March 02, 2016, 05:30:57 PM »723
The Flood / Re: Who would win in a fight between Hillary and Bernie?« on: March 02, 2016, 05:29:31 PM »724
The Flood / Re: I don't see myself being an office drone...« on: March 02, 2016, 05:26:05 PM »Philosophy ProfessorBut that's the thing, I want a job where I can talk about what I like. History's one of those things, but not as much as science fiction, Star Wars, geeky stuff, video games, etc... 725
The Flood / Re: What's Your Age Cut-off for Dirty Stuff?« on: March 02, 2016, 05:23:31 PM »
Lets see, my girls have been 29, 22, 25, and 26. I usually like older. I'd go from 20 to 49. Having an affair with an older woman is actually one of my desires. I want it to happen sometime.
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The Flood / Re: I don't see myself being an office drone...« on: March 02, 2016, 05:20:46 PM »Learn to separate pleasure from profession. The two don't and shouldn't mix.But that's the thing, I want a job where I can talk about what I like. History's one of those things, but not as much as science fiction, Star Wars, geeky stuff, video games, etc... 727
The Flood / Re: Who would win in a fight between Hillary and Bernie?« on: March 02, 2016, 05:18:53 PM »
Hilary: Force Lightning
Bernie: Can do flips and shit It's basically Yoda vs Palpatine 728
The Flood / Re: I don't see myself being an office drone...« on: March 02, 2016, 05:17:39 PM »Two words: Drug. Mule.My asshole shall remain un-violated. 729
The Flood / Re: I don't see myself being an office drone...« on: March 02, 2016, 05:16:14 PM »yea its not for you because its not a fucking careerWhat, being a teacher isn't a career? 730
The Flood / Re: Library girl found out about my 4some« on: March 02, 2016, 05:15:42 PM »
Yeah, she'd probably be more impressed if you read those things with words on the page.
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The Flood / Re: lmao dude check out this fucking picture I found on facebook« on: March 02, 2016, 05:14:37 PM »
So uncivilized...
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The Flood / I don't see myself being an office drone...« on: March 02, 2016, 05:13:52 PM »
Getting a lot of calls for customer service type jobs, but for some reason there's something in me that keeps saying it's not for me. I want a job where I can be creative, and still be a kid. Don't know anymore, but it's a struggle everyday with my brain and I to decide if I'm going to go through with this grad school shit. Become a teacher just because I like Star Wars and Marvel as kids do? What is this adult thing and how do I do it?
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The Flood / Re: Episode I: The Phantom Chad« on: March 01, 2016, 06:52:54 PM »Episode III: All Too EasyKek. People disparage me, but I have convinced four girls to suck my cock on the first date. This last one would have if she wasn't sick. She's coming over Sunday to have fun with me. 734
The Flood / Re: What if one day you woke up a Chad?« on: March 01, 2016, 05:25:08 PM »who cares about books when you're drowning in boypussyI have to read a book a month to keep myself sane. 735
The Flood / You see, Ivan,« on: March 01, 2016, 05:00:37 PM »
If combine tank and chopper, we make tankopter
YouTube 736
The Flood / Re: Let's talk about cuddling instead of sex« on: March 01, 2016, 04:56:02 PM »
Netflix & Cuddle
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The Flood / Re: At what age did you lose your virginity« on: March 01, 2016, 04:39:52 PM »
Eliab: People who have had premarital sex will be rounded up and put into concentration camps, and we will start he world anew, and pure, and completely retarded.
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The Flood / Re: At what age did you lose your virginity« on: March 01, 2016, 04:37:05 PM »Show me your millennial wisdom, oh wise one. I can only hope to be such a wise philosopher one day.He knows everything at 17 guys. 739
The Flood / Re: At what age did you lose your virginity« on: March 01, 2016, 04:25:38 PM »He knows everything at 17 guys.Yeah, and KKK members can say whatever the fuck they want to about black people. Doesn't make it any less ignorant or narrow-minded. 740
The Flood / Re: At what age did you lose your virginity« on: March 01, 2016, 04:11:44 PM »
Eliab: the sex Nazi
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The Flood / I'm not having sex until I'm married« on: March 01, 2016, 03:40:51 PM »
Because my pastor who molested five ten year old boys told me it's the right thing to do.
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The Flood / I'm getting racial reconstructive surgery« on: March 01, 2016, 03:35:32 PM »
I self-identify as Uzbekistani.
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The Flood / Re: Episode I: The Phantom Chad« on: March 01, 2016, 03:13:54 PM »
Episode IV: A New Tattoo
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The Flood / Episode I: The Phantom Chad« on: March 01, 2016, 02:58:43 PM »
Episode II: Attack of the Growth Hormones
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The Flood / What if one day you woke up a Chad?« on: March 01, 2016, 02:44:50 PM »
Sure, you may look handsome, be able to pick up sorority girls, have a chiseled jawline, and bulging biceps, but you probably would never pick up a book or know anything important about science or history.
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The Flood / Re: At what age did you lose your virginity« on: March 01, 2016, 02:38:58 PM »
Eliab will change his mind once he ends up like I was, 23 and still didn't get anything.
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The Flood / Re: At what age did you lose your virginity« on: March 01, 2016, 06:54:48 AM »
Y'all lonely virgins need to get Tinder. Surprisingly it's the only site/app that hasn't gotten me any sexual interactions from women, those were okcupid and pof, ironically.
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The Flood / Re: Imperial Center: The Star Wars Megathread (Spoilers Permitted)« on: March 01, 2016, 06:51:14 AM »
Take a look at that set
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Gaming / Re: MCC is dead« on: March 01, 2016, 06:12:27 AM »Maybe I should reset my router then. It was around 6 PM EST, would think there'd be a decent amount online at that time.I'm pretty sure Fedorekd had a decent time finding matches on Halo 2Yeah, I was finding games pretty quickly. |