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The Flood / You've Got A Problem
« on: February 22, 2015, 09:53:25 PM »
My pathetic true story of two months of movie addiction. What else is someone with no girlfriend or social life working an un-fulfilling job supposed to do? Burn two hours of your life away everyday and hopefully have a few laughs along the way. There's some great films, and some that I wasted some time on (but still had nothing better to anyways). The purpose of this is to provide anyone who's even bothering to read this some lesser known films to watch that are still worthwhile. My current movie count is 42 since this year started.

It started with watching The Truman Show starring Jim Carrey and Ed Harris on New Year's Eve. Truly a hidden gem if there ever was one, but is sadly no longer on Netflix. Basically this film is about a man, Truman Burbank (Carrey), who's whole life is a lie. He is an insurance salesman with a pretty wife in a quiet suburban neighborhood. I'm not going to spoil this movie because when the revelation hits you it makes you think of your own life; particularly if you ever felt trapped or things were out of your control. My verdict: 5/5

The next movie I saw was Witness. It's a 1985 crime drama starring Harrison Ford-- with a twist. When Detective John Book gets caught up in a murder conspiracy and is wounded, he must take shelter in an Amish community and also protect the sole witness. This comes highly recommended, and I have never even heard of it before Netflix recommended it to me. Great acting, and shows how people from different backgrounds might have more in common than you would think. My verdict: 5/5

I was in the mood for more Ford, so I watched the exceptional 90's thriller The Fugitive. After being wrongly convicted for his wife's murder, Dr. Richard Kimble must prove his innocence. Also Tommy Lee Jones plays a great no-nonsense US Deputy Marshall named Samuel Gerad who will stop at nothing to bring Kimble in. Another great suspenseful crime thriller to watch on a bored Saturday afternoon. My verdict: 5/5

Next I wanted to laugh a bit. I found out about Galaxy Quest. If you liked Spaceballs you will enjoy this to put it simply. It stars Sigourney Weaver and Tim Allen and spoofs Star Trek and sci-fi conventions and fandom. My verdict: 5/5.

Christian Bale? A movie like the Matrix, John Woo, and Orwell's 1984 had a baby? That's Equilibrium which is currently on Netflix. In a future dystopian society, art, music, and anything that makes you feel is banned. And like 1984, the masses are on opiates to keep them in line. Great action and though provoking. Great unknown film worth watching if you liked the Matrix. My verdict 4/5.

One liners? Check. Gruesome deaths? Check. Arnold Schwarzenegger? Ja. 1987's The Running Man is a great satire based on a novel by Stephen King. In yet another dystopian future, contestants on the show The Running Man run from Stalkers who try to kill them. My verdict: 5/5.

Will continue to write this later. I'm bored.

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The Flood / Re: What do you do when you're bored?
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:44:31 PM »
Movies, I have a ton I can recommend. I'm so bored with my shit part-time job that I've watched 20 movies this month. Read. I need to start another book as soon as I finish one.

Anything you'd recommend for a watch? I'm thinking about watching The Big Lebowski.

Fargo
Matchstick Men
Seven Psychopaths
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Catch me if you Can
Burn After Reading
Analyze This
Being John Malkovich

All tremendous unique movies I have seen this month.

I think I'll go with Fargo. It's the one I have the easiest access to.
Yeah, I watched it on Netflix last night actually. Be prepared for Minnesota accents.

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The Flood / Re: What do you do when you're bored?
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:42:17 PM »
Movies, I have a ton I can recommend. I'm so bored with my shit part-time job that I've watched 20 movies this month. Read. I need to start another book as soon as I finish one.

Anything you'd recommend for a watch? I'm thinking about watching The Big Lebowski.

Fargo
Matchstick Men
Seven Psychopaths
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Catch me if you Can
Burn After Reading
Analyze This
Being John Malkovich

All tremendous unique movies I have seen this month.

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The Flood / Re: What do you do when you're bored?
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:14:31 PM »
Movies, I have a ton I can recommend. I'm so bored with my shit part-time job that I've watched 20 movies this month. Read. I need to start another book as soon as I finish one.

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The Flood / Re: Meta on a date
« on: February 22, 2015, 06:41:12 PM »
Me on a date.


3426
The Flood / He Strikes Again
« on: February 22, 2015, 05:47:57 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Do you feel bad for psychology and history majors?
« on: February 22, 2015, 02:57:54 PM »
Don't be a history major unless you want to teach. Biggest mistake in my entire life, and it has be depressed. I was under the impression any business would hire me, or there was some imaginary ideal job waiting for me that anyone with any degree could get. There isn't.
What the hell was going through your mind during your college years?
Video games, that was it. How many more days until the next game comes out. Halo. That's why I just chose the easiest major in my mind, so I could have more game time. Now my life is shit because of that, and I'm hoping an accident happens to me to get this life over with because I could never decide what career I wanted because I became addicted to games.

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The Flood / Re: Do you feel bad for psychology and history majors?
« on: February 22, 2015, 01:40:21 PM »
Don't be a history major unless you want to teach. Biggest mistake in my entire life, and it has be depressed. I was under the impression any business would hire me, or there was some imaginary ideal job waiting for me that anyone with any degree could get. There isn't.

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The Flood / Re: I miss TopWargamer
« on: February 22, 2015, 12:26:20 PM »
Apollo Cree
Reinstien
ElementalWrath

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The Flood / Re: come here and pray
« on: February 21, 2015, 11:12:33 PM »
>born the same year the Phantom Menace released

>literally lol

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The Flood / Re: Are you happy?
« on: February 21, 2015, 11:02:04 PM »
lol noooo. Tell me, what 23 year old would be happy making $9 an hour at a goddamn KMart, still a virgin that just wants some intimacy, no social life, and basically went to college for nothing. Trying to find a date on a stupid dating site, lol. Starting talking to this girl, agrees to go out, and then never replies again. And on top of that, been shitting blood for a whole month. Watched twenty movies so far this month, and almost thirty last month. They're pretty much all I live for. That's basically it!  :)

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The Flood / Re: Do you feel bad for psychology and history majors?
« on: February 21, 2015, 08:38:00 PM »
History major graduate here, working at Kmart. Just waiting for the meteor to hit my car on the way to work. The STEM people are right. A liberal arts degree means nothing. So what, you wrote a few papers and that was it. People in engineering and computer science actually do complex things, anyone can bullshit a paper and write cohesively.

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The Flood / Re: To all of my haters
« on: February 21, 2015, 01:51:02 PM »
You're a funny guy.

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The Flood / Re: My desires are unconventional
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:48:33 AM »

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The Flood / My desires are unconventional
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:45:38 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Proof Obama is a shapeshifting reptilian
« on: February 21, 2015, 09:37:18 AM »
His final form


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The Flood / Re: Favorite restaurant?
« on: February 20, 2015, 03:43:47 PM »
I always leave Outback Steakhouse satisfied.

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The Flood / Re: Say I'm addicted to the internet again!
« on: February 20, 2015, 03:26:38 PM »
Pretty sure we all are. When's the last time any of us could say we went an entire day without using any device connected to the internet, whether it was a smartphone, tablet, game console, etc...

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The Flood / Re: Autism Test
« on: February 20, 2015, 01:58:00 PM »
You're good, you.

YouTube

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The Flood / Malkovich!
« on: February 20, 2015, 01:36:41 PM »
Malkovich? Malkovich Malkovich.

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Going down town in half an hour
« on: February 20, 2015, 01:30:49 PM »
Oh, what a big man you are!

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Late Friday Anime Stream Prep Thread
« on: February 20, 2015, 01:24:57 PM »
lol weebs

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The Flood / Re: You have 6 months to live.
« on: February 20, 2015, 09:30:23 AM »
No booty is safe.

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The Flood / Re: so i've been hanging out with this girl
« on: February 20, 2015, 09:29:28 AM »
The relationship must be consummated to be official.

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The Flood / Re: 10 years ago I was 6.
« on: February 20, 2015, 09:16:29 AM »
10 years ago, I was twice your age OP. lol at 16 year olds who think they're old. Once you graduate college and you realize life isn't sunshine and roses and your life goes to shit you can say you feel old.

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The Flood / Re: The Writer of Parks And Rec, Harris Wittles has died.
« on: February 19, 2015, 10:45:27 PM »
Such a great upbeat show with a great cast. It got me through hard times senior year of college when I binge watched it on Netflix. It's up there with the Office. Sad to hear. Also Amy Poehler is my milf fantasy.

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The Flood / Re: An embarassing problem(plz help)
« on: February 19, 2015, 07:25:11 PM »
Try not to think about how SHE'S GOT A GREAT ASS

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That pizza is


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The Flood / Re: You know what's hilarious about christians?
« on: February 19, 2015, 05:25:30 AM »
Jeus didn't die for our sins, he booked it and ran.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5: Guardians - Live Action Teaser Image
« on: February 18, 2015, 08:59:14 PM »
Chief had a little too many beers
You would get drunk too if the only woman you loved, couldn't give you pleasure because she was a digital woman and you had no sex drive.

Or he tries to an-hero off a ship, but every time he tries he survives the fall.

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