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The Flood / Re: Hello, how are you guys doing?
« on: March 02, 2015, 07:37:12 PM »
Working at KMart, addicted to porn, no social life, girls ignore me on a dating site, friends abandoned me after college because they know I'm a failure, game way too much and don't get out of the house enough...it's a wonder I don't even drink. What else would you like to know Holy Beetle?

How can I live a based life like yours? Hell, you're employed and got vidya, what more could you possibly want, fucking hero.
I make $9 an hour. And it's supposed to be 20-30 hours a week, but they've only been giving me 15. I can't buy shit nigga.

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The Flood / Fifty Shades of Batman
« on: March 02, 2015, 06:11:11 PM »
Swear to me!!!!
YouTube

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The Flood / You disappoint famry
« on: March 02, 2015, 03:11:48 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Attention all STEM majors
« on: March 02, 2015, 03:08:05 PM »
STEM's all that matters. I have a degree but people treat me like I didn't even go to college because it was liberal arts. Yeah, it really feels like I didn't even go to college at all.

Well no shit, liberal arts is a joke. You shouldn't have wasted time at college and let people who want REAL education go there instead. But no, you took up one of the slots. Typical entitled liberal arts brat

I know, unfortunately I can't go back in time and pursue an actual career that exists and have a good major. There's people at KMart where I work who said they've worked there for 30 and 40 years. If I end up working there even two years, I'm going to jump of a cliff, or drive into the ocean. Not even kidding.

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The Flood / We got him
« on: March 02, 2015, 03:04:33 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Hello, how are you guys doing?
« on: March 02, 2015, 02:42:50 PM »
Working at KMart, addicted to porn, no social life, girls ignore me on a dating site, friends abandoned me after college because they know I'm a failure, game way too much and don't get out of the house enough...it's a wonder I don't even drink. What else would you like to know Holy Beetle?

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The Flood / Re: Attention all STEM majors
« on: March 02, 2015, 02:40:25 PM »
STEM's all that matters. I have a degree but people treat me like I didn't even go to college because it was liberal arts. Yeah, it really feels like I didn't even go to college at all.

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Gaming / Re: So I re-played Halo CE for the first time in 10 years
« on: March 02, 2015, 02:36:34 PM »
The only people that will argue that it isn't the best are those who were NOT old enough to play it at the time. Yes, there is level-backtracking, yes, there's the Library. But look at it as the complete package: the music, the ambiance, the plot twists... For example, just think of when you finally emerge from the underground tunnels in Two Betrayals and Under the Cover of Night begins to play. It's such a surreal moment.

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Gaming / Covenant Hygiene
« on: March 02, 2015, 02:31:01 PM »
http://xboxdvr.com/BobaFettIsAlive/e67d3417-d122-417a-b2bd-07492d7118e2

So this happened last night when I was attempting Metropolis on Legendary. This was also the most frustrating part of the level, as I'm sure most of you know. There are about a dozen Jackal snipers that keep running up to the platforms, and there always seems to be one that you miss. So after dozens of tries I resulted to plan B: Steal the hog from Stacker and gun it to the next area, still took a few tries. I tried to have him get on the Gauss turret, but it seems he was only able to after a particle beam perceived my cranium and my body tumbled out of the vehicle. Thankfully I was treated to this gem of Marine wisdom. Really makes you think of how much effort Bungie put into the dialogue. This was with the IWHBYD skull active of course.

"Decapitate their heads and brush their teeth for them! Make sure they floss!"


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Gaming / Re: Official: Gears of War Thread
« on: March 02, 2015, 02:22:29 PM »
I can't believe it's been 9 years already. A best buddy of mine and I used to play the original all the time. And I got Seriously...I miss you Gears.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Gordians
« on: March 01, 2015, 05:33:06 PM »
Halo follower...yeah, he doesn't know shit.

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The Flood / Re: It's Saturday night, wat r u doin
« on: March 01, 2015, 12:15:40 AM »
Watching SNL like I always do.

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The Flood / Re: Can you smell it in the air tonight?
« on: February 28, 2015, 11:03:54 PM »
I love the smell of road salt in the morning.


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reading romangladiator's posts is highly therapeutic

i feel so much better about my life
You're probably a psychopath destined to be a serial killer...that's all I can think of when I look at your picture and your antisocial posts.

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It's because they expect men to be successful at a certain age. When I tell them that I'm almost 23 and working in retail...there's just no way. They expect men to have a career and their life together at that point, not still living with their parents. So basically because the shit major I chose in college, not only did I doom myself from having a career that actually exists, I also doomed myself from ever being in a relationship. Sure, I can find a disgusting ogre that smokes and didn't go to college that will only ever work minimum wage, but I would rather be alone my entire life than to settle for disgusting just to not be alone. Women want successful men with careers like engineers, accountants, businessmen, programmers, etc...
Gee, really generalizing women there aren't you?

> they

> they

> they

women expect other women to be successful at a certain age as well.

Ignore him. He's a lost cause beta.
And you're an autistic fuck.

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It's because they expect men to be successful at a certain age. When I tell them that I'm almost 23 and working in retail...there's just no way. They expect men to have a career and their life together at that point, not still living with their parents. So basically because the shit major I chose in college, not only did I doom myself from having a career that actually exists, I also doomed myself from ever being in a relationship. Sure, I can find a disgusting ogre that smokes and didn't go to college that will only ever work minimum wage, but I would rather be alone my entire life than to settle for disgusting just to not be alone. Women want successful men with careers like engineers, accountants, businessmen, programmers, etc...

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Things you want but will probably never have
« on: February 28, 2015, 01:02:26 AM »
You want me to be honest? Sex.

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The Flood / Re: Guess what happens this week
« on: February 27, 2015, 11:15:54 AM »
Will have to start watching once I get home from working at ShitMart. I think I'm going to watch an episode a day to savor it, instead of binge watching like I did in college.

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The Flood / Re: Harrison Ford returning to the role of Deckard
« on: February 27, 2015, 11:13:20 AM »
More proof he is the greatest actor of all time; he won't retire at 72.

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The Flood / Re: What type of people tend to dislike you?
« on: February 27, 2015, 11:11:41 AM »
The type with breasts.

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Gaming / An interesting read on the history of Xbox Live
« on: February 27, 2015, 11:09:27 AM »
Posted on Polygon. Even Bill Gates wasn't sold on the idea of using broadband for a console over dial-up at the time. Fun read that has some interesting tidbits of information on Xbox Live and online gaming in general that we take for granted.

http://www.polygon.com/features/2013/11/11/4849940/xbox-live-millennium-e

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The Flood / Re: Your Least Favorite Thing About your Major?
« on: February 26, 2015, 10:06:28 PM »
I chose it because it was easy. Now almost a year after graduation I'm working at a KMart. I hoped to get a Technical Writer position for an IT company and interviewed last month, but didn't get it...oh well. Don't major in history kids. If you want to be a teacher it's fine though.
Do you think you could get a teaching degree if you wanted one?

(My friend is a History major and wants to be a teacher)
No, because it's too much money that I don't have, $26,000.

Too much time, a year and a half where you can't work. And I hate kids.

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The Flood / Re: Funny ads on porn sites
« on: February 26, 2015, 10:05:24 PM »
Penis enlargement pill companies hate him!

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The Flood / Re: Your Least Favorite Thing About your Major?
« on: February 26, 2015, 10:01:27 PM »
I chose it because it was easy. Now almost a year after graduation I'm working at a KMart. I hoped to get a Technical Writer position for an IT company and interviewed last month, but didn't get it...oh well. Don't major in history kids. If you want to be a teacher it's fine though.

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The Flood / Gooooood Morninnnnng Vietnammmmmmm!
« on: February 26, 2015, 06:52:28 PM »
YouTube

This is your one and only Adrian Cronauer...What's up with this Marky Mark guy am I right? Thinks he can take on the whole Vietcong himself. I'm such a big celebrity, I was in Transformers Age of Extinction! I've got my brother Donnie and Michael Bay to back me up! (Explosions!) Whoah there...take a chill pill Marky.

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The Flood / Re: Holy dicks in my mouth, I'm dying of laughter
« on: February 26, 2015, 06:45:57 PM »
Mark Walhberg was in the same chopper as Brian Williams and Bill O'Riley, which came under heavy fire near Saigon in '69.

"We barely made it out alive" Brian Williams said. "I showed those Viet-shits who's boss," said Whalberg.

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The Flood / Re: From 1-10, how much do you hate going to the dentist?
« on: February 26, 2015, 06:43:29 PM »
Sometimes you get a nice comfy breast next to your head.

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The Flood / Re: Got a Lead Role in a play! Hell yeah!!!
« on: February 26, 2015, 06:42:34 PM »
Be sure to get your robe caught in a door and run around Times Square in your underwear.

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Our lord and savior Mark
« on: February 26, 2015, 06:40:21 PM »
Nowhere to run...if you're Vietnamese.

YouTube

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Gaming / Re: Halo MCC has some interesting bugs.
« on: February 26, 2015, 05:27:12 PM »
Over a hundred days in and that game is still broken beyond belief.

Yep.

I seriously think 343 can't fix it, because they don't know how.
BTB seems to be finding matches a lot quicker, but still there are times when immediately after a game starts the screen goes black and it boots me, which is unacceptable at this point.

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