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The Flood / Re: >tfw living the player life
« on: May 05, 2016, 05:58:58 PM »Aw yeah son, the series was on hiatus for too damn long.J.J. Abrams decided to reboot it.
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The Flood / Re: >tfw living the player life« on: May 05, 2016, 05:58:58 PM »Aw yeah son, the series was on hiatus for too damn long.J.J. Abrams decided to reboot it. 302
The Flood / Re: >tfw living the player life« on: May 05, 2016, 05:55:38 PM »Too late. She'll be here in two hours. We've planned this for a while. And now I won't be thinking of how soon I can get into the next girl's pants. And I'm hardly a man-whore. Only had sex with one person, oral sex with four, if you even count that.I know I am. But this is the last hookup for me before I start pursuing a girlfrienddon't 303
The Flood / Re: I had a dream that spongebob reenacted TKR« on: May 05, 2016, 05:45:08 PM »
I had a dream there was a TDKR porn.
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The Flood / Re: Dude jerks off on stream while his camera is still on (DSP Gaming)« on: May 05, 2016, 05:42:23 PM »
Was it to Cortana?
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The Flood / Re: >tfw living the player life« on: May 05, 2016, 05:37:44 PM »It hasn't, when fucking is the only thing on my mind. Tonight is like a cleanse of my system.I can't wait to see how this disaster turns outWe both know it;s one night. We've actually been talking for a while, but this will be our first time meeting. And after tonight like I said, I have a serious date Monday with a beautiful blonde. 306
The Flood / Re: >tfw living the player life« on: May 05, 2016, 05:35:12 PM »I can't wait to see how this disaster turns outWe both know it;s one night. We've actually been talking for a while, but this will be our first time meeting. And after tonight like I said, I have a serious date Monday with a beautiful blonde. 307
The Flood / Re: >tfw living the player life« on: May 05, 2016, 05:31:44 PM »No, you're absolutely horrible. I'm not saying that you're a bad person, or an unkind person, I'm just saying that you're pathetic and a loser. Losers lose, and winners win stuff. You don't deserve to have stuff, because you're a loser.Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. 308
The Flood / Re: >tfw living the player life« on: May 05, 2016, 05:31:03 PM »You're living the whaler life.If you guys try to upset me with that it doesn't, because every girl I've been with has been big and that's what I like lol. 309
The Flood / Re: >tfw living the player life« on: May 05, 2016, 05:30:17 PM »>being a playerAt least I don't live in a trailer. 310
The Flood / Re: >tfw living the player life« on: May 05, 2016, 05:29:55 PM »I went to a bar for a weekend for an entire month and never met anyone. I don't know. The blonde I'm meeting Monday night is amazing though, the kind you want to bring home to meet your parents. We're just having dinner. I also don't want to sleep with too many, #2 tonight and the next time should be with a serious girlfriend.I feel you man. Let's be honest, we both know if you really really wanted to you could get laid way more often, and with better girls. What's holding you back?Haha dawg that's not the player life SMHFor me it is. I haven't had sex in nine months. 311
Gaming / Re: Lets guess those 10 maps for the CoD 4 remaster« on: May 05, 2016, 04:18:41 PM »
Can't believe I;ll actually be buying the Legacy Edition this fall...
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The Flood / Re: Guys I just wanted to say that I'm so happy« on: May 05, 2016, 04:15:55 PM »
I didn't post for a few weeks and no one really noticed
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The Flood / Re: >tfw living the player life« on: May 05, 2016, 04:15:00 PM »You don't deserve anything good.I do though. I'm not that horrible. 314
The Flood / Re: >tfw living the player life« on: May 05, 2016, 04:06:47 PM »Haha dawg that's not the player life SMHFor me it is. I haven't had sex in nine months. 315
The Flood / Re: Did Bnet ever get around to banning girl threads?« on: May 05, 2016, 03:56:09 PM »
I once made one that got 900 replies I think. Can someone find it possibly?
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The Flood / Re: >tfw living the player life« on: May 05, 2016, 03:42:54 PM »I know I am. But this is the last hookup for me before I start pursuing a serious girlfriend, and this one I'm having dinner with on Monday seems great. 317
The Flood / >tfw living the player life« on: May 05, 2016, 03:30:48 PM »
Have a hookup/booty call tonight because the parents are staying the night in another state. Then have a nice date with a blonde woman on Monday who could actually be girlfriend material.
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The Flood / Re: RIP Bernie Sanders« on: April 27, 2016, 06:20:36 AM »
Trump= Vader
Bernie= Obi Wan Kenobi, our only hope Hillary= Jabba the Hutt Cruz= Greedo Kasick= Boba Fett 319
Gaming / Re: Unimpressed by Gears 4 beta« on: April 26, 2016, 06:14:05 AM »Maybe it's because you're a little boy playing a game that's for real men. I'm thinking once you get older you will be able to either appreciate or understand things that are made for real men.Funny. I have been playing Gears since the original came out a decade ago when I was 14. 320
The Flood / Re: I feel like I see myself winding up alone.« on: April 26, 2016, 06:11:04 AM »
I've been going to the bar alone every weekend this month.
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The Flood / Two girls in my graduate program are cute« on: April 26, 2016, 06:08:51 AM »
And I'm debating even starting to talk to them...I added both of them on Facebook.
There's Erin. She came up to me, shook hands, and said I know your brother. She's five foot, chubby, and has blue eyes and curly brown hair. I don't know too much about her, other than she wants to teach Ag science. She seems to innocent for me and has that doll-ish look, she's three years younger than me. Then there's Lauren. She's tall and slender, but still has some meat on her. Blonde and blue eyed. She is Social Studies, like me, but we also spoke. I kind of want to date both. But...if it doesn't work out, they will be my fellow students and coworkers for the next 11 months...I know you can be just friends with women. Feel like taking both on a date to see what happens. 322
The Flood / Re: I got kissed by a girl« on: April 24, 2016, 07:51:56 PM »
Probably have gotten more to do things than you have.
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The Flood / Re: Well what an uneventful birthday« on: April 23, 2016, 07:46:08 PM »Nigga, I was exhausted after working 7 hours. 324
The Flood / Well what an uneventful birthday« on: April 23, 2016, 07:43:43 PM »
But maybe that is to be unexpected as you start to reach your mid twenties. I worked until 4, didn't feel like going to a restaurant with the family. Now I might want to go to a bar soon by myself...although I think there'd be no point. But maybe there's a chance I'll meet blonde, blue eyed, and cute that I keep hoping for. The worst part though? Friends and people you know not even writing happy birthday on your facebook wall.
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The Flood / Re: I have come to realize that I am attracted to damaged women« on: April 20, 2016, 07:46:56 PM »Yeah. Seems at times though you can be unfairly judged though. My ex was this and that. The first girl I slept with I reached out to on facebook asking maybe if she'd want see me again after half a year and how she was. She said things ended with someone, and was a jerk like all men. But she'd think about it.Someone who I've been talking to has been through the same thing, she's six years older than me though. And a few girls actually have told me they've had physically abusive exes. 326
The Flood / Re: I have come to realize that I am attracted to damaged women« on: April 20, 2016, 07:27:13 PM »
Someone who I've been talking to has been through the same thing, she's six years older than me though. And a few girls actually have told me they've had physically abusive exes.
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The Flood / Re: Someone here clearly doesn't celebrate 4/20« on: April 20, 2016, 04:47:46 PM »
I'm only hooked on the music from the 60s, not the drugs.
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Gaming / Re: DOOM Thread: Open Beta on the 15th« on: April 20, 2016, 10:44:27 AM »Oh. I figured it would be like Forge.I keep forgetting about SnapMap, so hope people can make some interesting levels with AI.iirc SnapMaps are limited to 4 people. So nothing like Quake-speed shenanigans in multiplayer unless they offer a separate mode for it. 329
Gaming / Re: Unimpressed by Gears 4 beta« on: April 20, 2016, 10:37:22 AM »A Gears with dedicated servers and no sawed-off shotgun is good in my books.Agreed. I heard the Retro Lancer is coming back though. Thing is, the game does nothing to build upon the foundations of the franchise. Unless they haven't revealed an original new mp experience yet, something new like Warzone. I'm not saying the exact same type of thing, but something other than 5vs5 on arena maps would be good for Gears. 330
The Flood / Re: It's 4:20PM ON 4/20« on: April 20, 2016, 10:33:37 AM »
It's only 11:30 here, is that Uzbekistan time?
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