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The Flood / Re: Having sex with a 29 year old tomorrow
« on: August 22, 2015, 09:08:58 PM »
It's the one on the left.

EDIT: LOL KNEW IT

Gross, dude, have some standards. If you can get one girl you can get another, slightly better one. Millions, if not billions of people are out there.
Lol, a guy has needs mah nigga. You try being almost 24 and never getting laid. It will make you do crazy things. And I already told her I have no experience and she doesn't care.

Experiment with guys. It's real easy to pick em up. You can close your eyes and imagine it as that Heavenly Blessed Beauty.
l o fucking l

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The Flood / Re: is tom hardy the greatest actor of our generation?
« on: August 22, 2015, 09:07:56 PM »
uh-uh

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The Flood / Re: Having sex with a 29 year old tomorrow
« on: August 22, 2015, 09:06:57 PM »
It's the one on the left.

EDIT: LOL KNEW IT

Gross, dude, have some standards. If you can get one girl you can get another, slightly better one. Millions, if not billions of people are out there.
Lol, a guy has needs mah nigga. You try being almost 24 and never getting laid. It will make you do crazy things. And I already told her I have no experience and she doesn't care.

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The Flood / 29 year old wants to do me tomorrow
« on: August 22, 2015, 08:56:35 PM »
Talked online, and was able to convince her. Meeting her first at a place then going to her apartment after. Should I go through with it Flood? She's on the left. She has triple D's she told me, and sent a picture of them. Basically she's hungry for the young dick.


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The Flood / Re: The insects
« on: August 22, 2015, 08:27:16 PM »
ok

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The Flood / Re: oh
« on: August 22, 2015, 08:25:49 PM »
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The Flood / Re: is tom hardy the greatest actor of our generation?
« on: August 22, 2015, 08:24:39 PM »
Bryan Cranston exists, so no
Name something good he's done besides breaking bad
The X-Files
Airwolf
Argo
Little Miss Sunshine

Literally everything he's been in, he's knocked it out of the park. Tom Hardy is a nobody compared to the legend that is BC.
When does he appear in X Files? I'm only on season 2.

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The Flood / Re: I think my uncle has been lying about his life
« on: August 22, 2015, 01:57:06 PM »
Call Agents Mulder and Scully to continue the investigation. Sounds like he was abducted.

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The Flood / Re: Ellen Page and Ted Cruz debate
« on: August 21, 2015, 09:13:30 PM »
When's the Nutz Trump debate?

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The Flood / Re: Let's talk about Lemön
« on: August 21, 2015, 07:50:54 PM »
I always imagine him as Simon Pegg in my head.

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The Flood / Re: Went out with a girl that hasn't seen Star Wars
« on: August 21, 2015, 07:47:54 PM »
Should I still see a movie with her tomorrow night? We're too different and I don't see it going anywhere. Not to mention we live too far away, idk

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The Flood / Re: don't you just hate whores?
« on: August 21, 2015, 11:36:50 AM »
Yes, because getting laid for me is like bypassing a laser grid and then hanging from the ceiling trying to hack a CIA computer.

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The Flood / Re: Online dating sites
« on: August 21, 2015, 11:08:23 AM »
RomanGladiator is fucked then

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The Flood / Re: Went out with a girl that hasn't seen Star Wars
« on: August 20, 2015, 08:32:19 PM »
So?
I am a Jedi in training, so it's kind of important.
And you wonder why you have so much shit luck with women
Not seeing Star Wars is a definitive deal-breaker.

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The Flood / Re: Went out with a girl that hasn't seen Star Wars
« on: August 20, 2015, 08:29:20 PM »
I think it would be cool to watch Star Wars with somebody who's never seen it.
Nigga, I ain't gonna explain shit to someone who's never seen it.

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The Flood / Re: Went out with a girl that hasn't seen Star Wars
« on: August 20, 2015, 08:28:52 PM »
So?
I am a Jedi in training, so it's kind of important.

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The Flood / Re: Went out with a girl that hasn't seen Star Wars
« on: August 20, 2015, 08:28:16 PM »
One time I asked a girl "Have you watched any Star Wars movies before?" and she said "Um... I watched the one with the teddy bears in it."
She said I saw one on TV once, not sure which. Why I am seeing her again, I do not know. >tfw no one to enjoy The Force Awakens with

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The Flood / Went out with a girl that hasn't seen Star Wars
« on: August 20, 2015, 08:20:12 PM »
>
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The Flood / Re: Banging a coworker?
« on: August 20, 2015, 08:08:20 PM »
Depends. Does she have dem curves?

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The Flood / Re: I have discovered some incredible things.......NSFW
« on: August 19, 2015, 09:17:13 PM »
This is now  a BBW thread


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The Flood / I want to believe..
« on: August 19, 2015, 09:16:14 PM »
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BBW blonde is the dream fuck


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The Flood / Re: My dad said Fury Road was the worst movie he's ever seen
« on: August 19, 2015, 08:43:08 PM »
I knew it was bad, but damn.
It's a masterpiece. I've seen it twice already. It's meant to be seen in theaters, it's not the same at home.

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The Flood / Re: My dad said Fury Road was the worst movie he's ever seen
« on: August 19, 2015, 08:38:45 PM »
I see where you get bad taste from.

Lel. I have good taste in everything.

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The Flood / Re: so this guy on campus today told me i'm going to hell
« on: August 19, 2015, 08:34:56 PM »
Same kind of people would do that on the UConn campus when I was there. They do not know the true religion of the Immortan and V8.

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The Flood / Re: My dad said Fury Road was the worst movie he's ever seen
« on: August 19, 2015, 08:32:32 PM »
So what you're really saying is - Verbatim is your father?
Verbatim wasn't witnessed by Immortan Joe. He's like Slit when no one cares he found Max's boot.

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Finding such perfect proportions is a challenge.

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The Flood / Re: My dad said Fury Road was the worst movie he's ever seen
« on: August 19, 2015, 08:27:27 PM »
i think you should fire him
In regards to the Doof Warrior he said who the hell thinks of this stuff? I told him the flame guitar was a real and functioning prop.

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The Flood / My dad said Fury Road was the worst movie he's ever seen
« on: August 19, 2015, 08:22:42 PM »
Is he mediocre? Will he not be accepted into the gates of Valhalla?

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The Flood / Re: This guy was ready to fight a dinosaur lol
« on: August 19, 2015, 06:00:04 AM »
Jurassic Ghetto. Spared every expense.

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