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The Flood / Re: You guys drive great members away
« on: November 16, 2015, 02:22:45 PM »
If certain members keep disparaging me, I will have no choice but to leave.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 02:19:49 PM »
so when is the trilogy of All Too Easy being adapted to film?

I think Jonah Hill or Seth Rogan can play Roman
Yeah and the chick he fucks can be Melissa McCarthy.
Too bad they both look nothing like me. Zachary Quinto would have to play me.

1863
The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 02:12:05 PM »

1864
The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 02:02:29 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 01:45:04 PM »
I am not sure of the social protocol. Congratulations?

And another thing...no condom? Really? Rookie mistake.
She said all her past boyfriend's never used one and she takes birth control everyday...and I was on my third beer, so I wasn't thinking too clearly. I'll have to tell her to get condoms with me next time.
So you have unprotected sex with someone who always rides, or gets ridden, bareback? Coooome ooooon!
Ooops...yeah, heat of the moment type of thing. I didn't tell her I was a virgin until after sex either, which she didn't believe at first.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 01:40:07 PM »
>French
>Red hair

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT I DONT
An affinity for fat people.
Fat girls give better head...I know this from three of them already. They're eager to please and she was a very good lover.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 01:38:50 PM »
I am not sure of the social protocol. Congratulations?

And another thing...no condom? Really? Rookie mistake.
She said all her past boyfriend's never used one and she takes birth control everyday...and I was on my third beer, so I wasn't thinking too clearly. I'll have to tell her to get condoms with me next time.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 01:30:10 PM »


>French
>Red hair

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT I DONT
She's not actually French, just teaches it. She's German, Irish, and Swedish.
>possibly Irish
>Red hair
>Knows French

WHAT THE FUUUUCCCCCKKKKK
Well, she's not the hottest girl in the world, a little overweight. But I like her for other reasons other than looks. She's sarcastic and open minded, and isn't a stuck up judgmental bitch like others I've dated.
HOLY SHIT WHAT
What?
HER PERSONALITY MAN
Kind of important too. I wasn't looking to sleep with her on the first date, it just kind of happened.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 12:48:21 PM »

>French
>Red hair

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT I DONT
She's not actually French, just teaches it. She's German, Irish, and Swedish.
>possibly Irish
>Red hair
>Knows French

WHAT THE FUUUUCCCCCKKKKK
Well, she's not the hottest girl in the world, a little overweight. But I like her for other reasons other than looks. She's sarcastic and open minded, and isn't a stuck up judgmental bitch like others I've dated.
HOLY SHIT WHAT
What?

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The Flood / Re: Should I meet this guy?
« on: November 16, 2015, 12:45:18 PM »
Take him out for a grinder. That's a site where you meet people who are into large sandwiches, right?

1871
The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 12:38:21 PM »

>French
>Red hair

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT I DONT
She's not actually French, just teaches it. She's German, Irish, and Swedish.
>possibly Irish
>Red hair
>Knows French

WHAT THE FUUUUCCCCCKKKKK
Well, she's not the hottest girl in the world, a little overweight. But I like her for other reasons other than looks. She's sarcastic and open minded, and isn't a stuck up judgmental bitch like others I've dated.

1872
The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 12:29:12 PM »
>French
>Red hair

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT I DONT
She's not actually French, just teaches it. She's German, Irish, and Swedish.

1873
Gaming / Re: What have you been playing?
« on: November 16, 2015, 12:27:48 PM »
A lot of Warzone in Halo 5 recently. Battlefront tomorrow when I get home from work. I really want to get Fallout soon to balance out all the multiplayer mayhem.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 12:00:32 PM »
You do realize that birthcontrol isnt 100%, and condoms protect you from stds, right? Go get tested.
I know that. But she didn't have any condoms, and I didn't expect it to happen. She said she's always only used the pill with past boyfriends, so I took a huge risk. Last person she slept with was in April, I'm not concerned about stds from her.
Did she tell you she was std free? Go get tested.
No...she said she only slept with five guys so I didn't feel the need to ask.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 11:46:42 AM »
You do realize that birthcontrol isnt 100%, and condoms protect you from stds, right? Go get tested.
I know that. But she didn't have any condoms, and I didn't expect it to happen. She said she's always only used the pill with past boyfriends, so I took a huge risk. Last person she slept with was in April, I'm not concerned about stds from her.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:58:59 AM »
Pic or it didn't happen

Page back I posted one of her

beautiful
" the image you are requesting does not exist or are no longer available{"
I can still see it...anyways she's a redhead, 5'9" and has D tits and blue eyes. Yes, she's a little chubby, but crazy in a good way. Don't need to go into explicit detail.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:53:16 AM »
There you go. You've lived up to your lifelong goal.

Now what.
Now he switches to dudes.

He might have better luck in those avenues. If I remember the pictures right Roman doesn't look too shabby.
Only guys on the planet I'd fuck: David Duchovny, Jon Hamm.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 15, 2015, 09:59:30 PM »
Pic or it didn't happen

Page back I posted one of her

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 15, 2015, 07:25:47 PM »
NSFW
Spoiler
She was on birth control so I didn't have to use a condom
.
inb4pregnant
Then I will run away as far as I can

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 15, 2015, 07:21:47 PM »

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The Flood / Re: my god i hate sports commentators so much
« on: November 15, 2015, 05:22:37 PM »
THERE IS BEARCUM

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 15, 2015, 05:07:42 PM »
lol at people that don't believe me

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 15, 2015, 04:43:31 PM »
she's seen the original star wars movies, right?
No, but at least LoTR.
Bro, this bitch sounds like she ain't really a catch.

Don't hit it again.
But her head game and hand job skills are strong.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 15, 2015, 04:26:30 PM »
she's seen the original star wars movies, right?
No, but at least LoTR.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 15, 2015, 04:14:30 PM »
No one cares
Well maybe, because now I won't have to make threads about trying to anymore. Overall experience, 6/10. More pumped for Battlefront o nTuesday than it happening again.

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The Flood / NSFW Finally got laid
« on: November 15, 2015, 04:12:14 PM »
25 yr old High school french teacher, reddish hair, a little chunky. Went back to her house, got drunk, then had sex. Because I drank too much and didn't get enough sleep the night before it was very difficult. Woke up in the morning and did it again. Then I got her into Breaking Bad afterwards. NSFW
Spoiler
She was on birth control so I didn't have to use a condom
.

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The Flood / Re: What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?
« on: November 15, 2015, 03:10:21 PM »
Okay. Probably my next mistake. Last two girls spoiled me and gave me head on the first date...but she seems too smart for that.


MAN THE SHIPS

READY THE HARPOONS
She's hot...honestly doubt any straight male on here wouldn't hit that given the opportunity.
We've seen what you consider attractive
Well she as a little chunky, but I came over, drank, and had sex with her twice and slept over. Then I got her into Breaking Bad in the morning. Fun, but not amazing for a first time. I don't think anyone's is.

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Gaming / Re: Chief, return to Infinity
« on: November 14, 2015, 05:08:54 PM »
Like hell she is

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?
« on: November 14, 2015, 05:01:49 PM »
Okay. Probably my next mistake. Last two girls spoiled me and gave me head on the first date...but she seems too smart for that.


MAN THE SHIPS

READY THE HARPOONS
She's hot...honestly doubt any straight male on here wouldn't hit that given the opportunity.
I wouldn't.

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The Flood / Re: What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?
« on: November 14, 2015, 04:54:44 PM »
Okay. Probably my next mistake. Last two girls spoiled me and gave me head on the first date...but she seems too smart for that.


MAN THE SHIPS

READY THE HARPOONS
She's hot...honestly doubt any straight male on here wouldn't hit that given the opportunity.
>fat
>crazy eyes
>making a stupid face in the picture

These are not the qualities of a bad bitch
I think you guys are just jealous. I've pretty much been meeting a different woman every month, compare that to myself a few years ago. At least I have the confidence now. And there's a chance I might go over her place tonight, she said if things go well.

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