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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 19, 2015, 05:44:50 PM »
Roman, you should probably kill yourself.
No, but if an accident happened or I came down with a terminal disease it would be a relief. That's how unhappy I am with my life. There isn't anything to live for. Books, video games...things that aren't real. And I want a friend to spend time with. And now my parents hate me now, mostly my dad who hasn't talked to me for days.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 19, 2015, 05:28:48 PM »
Mods please lock thread

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 19, 2015, 04:44:11 PM »
No, and it's not funny guys. I didn't sleep at all last night. I thought she was into me and it was going somewhere.
that's what you get for being a fgt

KARMA
Ok, but I really didn't do anything that bad to the last girl. Well lesson learned. I am depressed now, and realized sex is meaningless if it's not someone you care about in a relationship. lock thread

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 19, 2015, 04:26:42 PM »
No, and it's not funny guys. I didn't sleep at all last night. I thought she was into me and it was going somewhere.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 19, 2015, 04:55:28 AM »
You deserve every bit of misery you get, you colossal fuck up. How's it feel to be used and discarded? Ya know, like how you used that other girl, then ditched her for some shitty games? You fucking retard

You well I didn't sleep with the other one if I did it would have been worse

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 18, 2015, 11:33:19 PM »
She doesn't want to see me again. I feel awful. This is not what I wanted

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: November 18, 2015, 04:00:01 PM »
Might dl the update later. Which is the best map so far?

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 18, 2015, 03:56:29 PM »
Did you meet these women on FarmersOnly.com?
Well, she is from Iowa.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 18, 2015, 12:04:14 PM »
Wait did you actually get an STD?
Super AIDS, I have three days to live.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 18, 2015, 12:03:41 PM »
>People defending the human slime that is Roman

lol
>Jim with 10K posts on here. What do you actually do besides post on this forum, if anything?
Nothing

The difference is I'm not human slime I'm just a dork, and at least I am self aware.
It was completely consensual, so I don't see where me being human slime factors in. I think I'm detecting a little bit of jealousy because I'm dating a hot, redheaded, blue eyed teacher.
No my dislike for you actually has little to do with this thread, this is just a bonus
Why can't we just be friends Jim?

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 18, 2015, 11:56:11 AM »
>People defending the human slime that is Roman

lol
>Jim with 10K posts on here. What do you actually do besides post on this forum, if anything?
Nothing

The difference is I'm not human slime I'm just a dork, and at least I am self aware.
It was completely consensual, so I don't see where me being human slime factors in. I think I'm detecting a little bit of jealousy because I'm dating a hot, redheaded, blue eyed teacher.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 18, 2015, 11:50:01 AM »
>People defending the human slime that is Roman

lol
>Jim with 10K posts on here. What do you actually do besides post on this forum, if anything?

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 18, 2015, 11:26:34 AM »
can we all just admire the fact that the universe completely gave roman what he deserved for being a cunt to that other girl?

this is like the plot to a B level romantic comedy, with a painful twist for the main character at the end
What happened with the other girl...I said we didn't have enough in common with for a relationship, it was true. She gave me head twice when she was over, but I didn't force her to, she wanted to.
but didn't you lead her on and end up breaking her heart because you wanted your time to play video games instead of spending time with her? at least that's what i gathered from your last thread

it's funny because both the games he wanted were shit
Yeah, but in a way things worked out. New girl is much better. A vast improvement.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 18, 2015, 10:32:20 AM »
can we all just admire the fact that the universe completely gave roman what he deserved for being a cunt to that other girl?

this is like the plot to a B level romantic comedy, with a painful twist for the main character at the end
What happened with the other girl...I said we didn't have enough in common with for a relationship, it was true. She gave me head twice when she was over, but I didn't force her to, she wanted to.

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Gaming / Re: battlefront is getting piss reviews
« on: November 18, 2015, 10:20:08 AM »
It's so boring. Yes, it looks good but the combat is mediocre. Here's what they should have done: just remastered Battlefront II. After a day I already want to return it. The maps are so hard to navigate and understand where you are sometimes compared to the earlier battlefronts. And it needs a classic conquest mode with control points and spawn tickets. This feels like a shell of a game.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 17, 2015, 05:11:25 PM »
Has it been 3 days since you hooked up?
yes

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 17, 2015, 04:52:52 PM »
Still not even a hey how are you. Guess this is how women feel when it happens to them.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 17, 2015, 10:46:02 AM »
Haven't heard back from her...

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The Flood / Re: TITS, PUSSY, AND ASS
« on: November 17, 2015, 03:53:47 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 07:40:56 PM »
"Hey I won't be able to talk the rest of the night. Sorry. I'll try to text you later if I can"

So now I get the feeling she just used me for a one night stand. Usually you think the girls would like to be texted afterwards so they know you're still interested, guess not.


Now you know how that girl feels... you know the one you broke the hymen of...
It's shitty isn't it? I hope for your sake she texts you soon. I'm sorry if she seems avoidant. :L
Yes, it feels shitty, but I'm probably overthinking it too. She's a high school teacher and is busy.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 06:46:23 PM »
"Hey I won't be able to talk the rest of the night. Sorry. I'll try to text you later if I can"

So now I get the feeling she just used me for a one night stand. Usually you think the girls would like to be texted afterwards so they know you're still interested, guess not.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 06:29:14 PM »
If she's fat you were her only night stand
She's been with five other guys. Just because she's fat it means I should think less of her? She's a nice girl and very smart.
seems i struck a nerve

Me: Hey

Her: Hey sorry I can't text for the rest of the night


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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 06:14:48 PM »
So are there pics of this hoe or not?
You guys aren't getting one.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 05:47:07 PM »
If she's fat you were her only night stand
She's been with five other guys. Just because she's fat it means I should think less of her? She's a nice girl and very smart.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 05:37:26 PM »
So I'll be upset if I was just her one night stand.

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Gaming / Re: Game developer quote thread
« on: November 16, 2015, 04:26:18 PM »
"Master Chief is still very much the hero of Halo 5. Play time between Osiris and Blue Team is 50/50" -Frank O'Connor
The only thing he lied about was the split
Yeah. I've never expected Frankie to lie to the fans.

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Gaming / Re: Game developer quote thread
« on: November 16, 2015, 04:01:02 PM »
"Master Chief is still very much the hero of Halo 5. Play time between Osiris and Blue Team is 50/50" -Frank O'Connor

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The Flood / Re: You guys drive great members away
« on: November 16, 2015, 03:15:23 PM »
If certain members keep disparaging me, I will have no choice but to leave.

I hope you have HIV like charlie sheen
Reported

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 02:50:04 PM »
So can we expect a prequel trilogy or a reboot at any point?
Roman Gladiator: Episode I The Phantom Rapist.
It would start out with a young boy and his first discovery of porn, which would lead to his eventual turn to the dark side.

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 02:25:19 PM »
so when is the trilogy of All Too Easy being adapted to film?

I think Jonah Hill or Seth Rogan can play Roman
Yeah and the chick he fucks can be Melissa McCarthy.
Too bad they both look nothing like me. Zachary Quinto would have to play me.
Lol no, I'm thinking Seth Rogen stunt double.
whatever you say, Jim.

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