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« on: August 01, 2016, 08:08:52 PM »
What is a good idea to do for the second time we meet? Initially I wanted her to come over to watch a movie, but that would entail meeting my parents. We've only met once, and it was an unusual date. We kind of made out in my car for hours and talked, but kept our boundaries too. She just got out of a four year relationship; the day we met she was moving things out of her ex's place. She says she's not sure what she wants. Okay, I'd love a relationship with this girl, but because of her situation, I said I'm not sure either when I was asked. Even if she was over, I wouldn't want to even make it to third base because I respect her and like her that much. For Wednesday I think dinner at a small diner, an ice cream place, and maybe even hiking.
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« on: August 01, 2016, 08:05:22 PM »
Pics of girl
Absolutely not, lol. And she's not 250.
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« on: August 01, 2016, 11:41:45 AM »
Frankenpenis?
Nothing is stitched together, so not accurate either. I think I made it out to be worse than it is.
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« on: August 01, 2016, 11:36:29 AM »
Can I still call you Split-Dick?
Since nothing actually split, it'd be inaccurate to say that.
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« on: August 01, 2016, 11:35:52 AM »
so why did you come back here you fucking faggot
Alright, I'll leave and go back to Reddit. People are more welcoming there.
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« on: August 01, 2016, 11:35:16 AM »
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« on: August 01, 2016, 11:29:43 AM »
When will you stop treating women like objects and start treating them with respect?
The girl you met Saturday doesn't REALLY want to see you again, she's just fearing for her life and would rather have you in a peaceful mood.
When will you wake up and see that what you do is wrong because it's not good and all women hate you. What will your parents think when you bring another person to the dinner table that is weird and disgusting who is this person??
Just be alone again and be normal LIkE everyone else it's not real it can't be real NO.
Nice troll post. She does want to see me again.
dam I've been exposed
No one wants me to be happy and learn from my mistakes I guess...and whenever it's a new girl I have to hear about how I'm going to mess it up.
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« on: August 01, 2016, 11:20:51 AM »
When will you stop treating women like objects and start treating them with respect?
The girl you met Saturday doesn't REALLY want to see you again, she's just fearing for her life and would rather have you in a peaceful mood.
When will you wake up and see that what you do is wrong because it's not good and all women hate you. What will your parents think when you bring another person to the dinner table that is weird and disgusting who is this person??
Just be alone again and be normal LIkE everyone else it's not real it can't be real NO.
Nice troll post. She does want to see me again.
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« on: August 01, 2016, 11:19:43 AM »
No... No one said "All too easy"
Actually I'm pretty sure someone did the other day.
I thought Kits made a thread. I decided to check back here for the first time in a few weeks.
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« on: August 01, 2016, 08:47:13 AM »
Happy to hear all is well
Thank you.
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« on: August 01, 2016, 07:57:19 AM »
aka, my real life.
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« on: August 01, 2016, 07:44:55 AM »
HAHAHA I love how it's so fucking depressing at the end no matter how hard he tries to brag that he's dating a nerdy supermodel. Fuck off dude hahaha
She's gorgeous. I don't care what you think, or anyone else.
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« on: August 01, 2016, 07:37:18 AM »
I have been summoned back with an update on my personal life, comrades. It seems my penis is doing well, perhaps even better than before. No circumcision required, just removal of a small skin tag. The foreskin can now be pulled down farther than before for increased pleasure, and I can even look like cut guys. It can also be cleaned much better now, and it's overall hygiene has been increased.
Next, I have a full-time teaching interview this afternoon; although it is still a substitute position and different classes everyday. Meh...
Third, I met an amazing girl Saturday night. She is as nerdy as I am and literally likes most things that I do, and we really clicked. She is gorgeous and looks like Scarlet Johannsen mixed with Adele and Marilyn Monroe. She looks like a doll and we had instant chemistry. I'm glad we met each other, and I realized I don't want to just hook up. Only problem is she just got out of a four year relationship, so I don't want to seem too pushy with her. But she does want to see me again and watch the Force Awakens together on Wednesday. She is just as unlucky as I am. On our first date we went to a park with our coffees. It rained and we got soaked, she spilled hers, and by the end of the night my car battery had died.
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« on: July 16, 2016, 08:36:47 AM »
Split your dick and call yourself Caitlyn
That's not funny.
yes it is
Ok. Just be aware penis problems could happen to any of you guys as well, although I hope they never will.
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« on: July 16, 2016, 08:36:04 AM »
How in the hell is circumcision going to make your dick feel better, like nigga.
No longer having to worry about foreskin problems. Plus, it will look better too.
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« on: July 16, 2016, 08:35:07 AM »
I sense a "I'm in terrible pain" thread arriving in the next month or so.
After what I already went through I am ready. I heard the night time erections are the worst with the stitches though.
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« on: July 16, 2016, 08:32:20 AM »
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« on: July 16, 2016, 08:32:00 AM »
Ayy yo Split Dick's back!
Nothing is actually split. What happened is most of my frenulum broke.
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« on: July 15, 2016, 08:48:41 PM »
i dont think any of us got a circumcision this late in life
After a lot of research online, it's not entirely unusual. There's a lot of conditions that circ may be an option, phimosis, diabetes, or a foreskin injury like me.
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« on: July 15, 2016, 08:47:30 PM »
Maybe now you can fuck women that aren't landwhales
The type of women I like is never going to change.
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« on: July 15, 2016, 08:46:10 PM »
Split your dick and call yourself Caitlyn
That's not funny.
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« on: July 15, 2016, 08:45:52 PM »
or just stop ejaculating
it would do you well
I was going to apologize to you for saying hateful things. Sorry.
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« on: July 15, 2016, 08:12:21 PM »
Hasn't your dick been mutilated enough already? One would think after the first experience you would leave that poor thing alone.
Actually this is to improve it. But thanks for reminding me. It's going to look and feel a lot better.
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« on: July 15, 2016, 08:04:50 PM »
If you remember what happened to me. I'm not as in as much pain as I was before, but when I ejaculate it stings. A lot. Also getting it for cosmetic reasons. The recovery is painful from what I've heard. I'm just wondering if anyone here has gotten it done later on in life. I think I may actually prefer how it's going to look afterwards. Still, I am very nervous about the procedure. I am tired of going to hospitals. I've had two colonoscopies so far in my life, and still have to get a third before the year is up.
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« on: June 25, 2016, 10:25:55 AM »
If you can turn your brain off and munch popcorn to disaster porn, it's ok. I found it not as fun as the original.
Planning to go with a two friends tonight, but I don't know if it's even worth dragging them along if it's nothing special. I just wish there was a better movie out that we could see.
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« on: June 25, 2016, 10:17:41 AM »
Anyone see it? Has some pretty disastrous scores, however lolIGN gave it an 8.0.
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« on: June 21, 2016, 05:05:57 PM »
I wish I could make threads about my fetishes that got pages of replies
you have to construct an addictive ARG where you pretend to do retarded shit like slice your dick on a girl's bra
It actually happened, cunt. At least I don't look like a creep who could be a mass-murderer.
But you do
I actually think that's you as well. Pale, very thing, narrow face, no muscles...but go ahead be jealous of me. And not to mention you want a gender change, so I'm not so sure about the stability of your mental state. The only thing that's wrong with me is not having a job currently, but I am trying my best to get an assembly/manufacturing one.
You just described the ideal facial type, lol. Not even mentioning my nose? Weak stuff. Obviously not seeking a sex change, btw, literally impossible stuff
and last I heard no one wants to hire you
big surprise lmao
I've had three jobs at least, probably more work experience than you. And I thought last time I heard you wanted to become a woman, or was that just a desire for attention?
I hope you know having a bunch of jobs when you're an adult isn't a good thing
it means no one wants you in their company, talk to me when you have a steady job lol
and wanting something immensely isn't the same thing as pursuing that thing
Talk to me when you are actually a woman lol.
Oh wait, you were born a man and can never be one no matter how many surgeries you get.
Wow, I don't know how he'll ever recover from that. You sure showed him.
I did. Transgender are attention-whoring sometimes.
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« on: June 21, 2016, 05:05:18 PM »
I wish I could make threads about my fetishes that got pages of replies
you have to construct an addictive ARG where you pretend to do retarded shit like slice your dick on a girl's bra
It actually happened, cunt. At least I don't look like a creep who could be a mass-murderer.
But you do
I actually think that's you as well. Pale, very thing, narrow face, no muscles...but go ahead be jealous of me. And not to mention you want a gender change, so I'm not so sure about the stability of your mental state. The only thing that's wrong with me is not having a job currently, but I am trying my best to get an assembly/manufacturing one.
You just described the ideal facial type, lol. Not even mentioning my nose? Weak stuff. Obviously not seeking a sex change, btw, literally impossible stuff
and last I heard no one wants to hire you
big surprise lmao
I've had three jobs at least, probably more work experience than you. And I thought last time I heard you wanted to become a woman, or was that just a desire for attention?
I hope you know having a bunch of jobs when you're an adult isn't a good thing
it means no one wants you in their company, talk to me when you have a steady job lol
and wanting something immensely isn't the same thing as pursuing that thing
Talk to me when you are actually a woman lol.
Oh wait, you were born a man and can never be one no matter how many surgeries you get.
bears are mammals
Correct, and you will always be a male, the gender you were born as. Must be a hard concept to understand for some. You will have to use the men's bathroom, even if you are wearing a dress and heels.
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« on: June 21, 2016, 05:00:40 PM »
I wish I could make threads about my fetishes that got pages of replies
you have to construct an addictive ARG where you pretend to do retarded shit like slice your dick on a girl's bra
It actually happened, cunt. At least I don't look like a creep who could be a mass-murderer.
But you do
I actually think that's you as well. Pale, very thing, narrow face, no muscles...but go ahead be jealous of me. And not to mention you want a gender change, so I'm not so sure about the stability of your mental state. The only thing that's wrong with me is not having a job currently, but I am trying my best to get an assembly/manufacturing one.
You just described the ideal facial type, lol. Not even mentioning my nose? Weak stuff. Obviously not seeking a sex change, btw, literally impossible stuff
and last I heard no one wants to hire you
big surprise lmao
I've had three jobs at least, probably more work experience than you. And I thought last time I heard you wanted to become a woman, or was that just a desire for attention?
I hope you know having a bunch of jobs when you're an adult isn't a good thing
it means no one wants you in their company, talk to me when you have a steady job lol
and wanting something immensely isn't the same thing as pursuing that thing
Talk to me when you are actually a woman lol. Oh wait, you were born a man and can never be one no matter how many surgeries you get.
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« on: June 21, 2016, 04:57:24 PM »
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