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The Flood / Re: Incompetent managers
« on: February 18, 2015, 08:24:53 PM »
Employers literally do this all the fucking time.

Incompetent cunts, the lot of them.

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The Flood / Re: A night with the waifu.
« on: February 18, 2015, 08:20:00 PM »
First off, that snake is pretty cute. It's like a dog snake than can get me hotpockets out of the microwave.

Second: I'm glad I didn't TL;DR this.

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The Flood / Re: Neil Blompkamp to make new Alien
« on: February 18, 2015, 08:13:50 PM »
I wonder how Blomkamp will fit Xenomorphs into impoverished African ghettos?

But seriously though, I am extremely excited about this.

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The Flood / Re: The necessity of shitposting.
« on: February 18, 2015, 09:40:33 AM »
It's not enough to merely survive. You have to be worthy of it.

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The Flood / Re: Flood should be renamed to #Offtopic2
« on: February 18, 2015, 09:19:37 AM »
This is the greatest concentration of Floodian power that still exists.

Maybe we have forgotten our old ways. But we can rediscover them.

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Gaming / Re: Describe the first time you went to Ravenholm?
« on: February 18, 2015, 09:15:12 AM »
I very vividly remember running wildly through the streets after I got off the water tank elevator.
I could hear the fast zombies coming, and by the time I found a room to run into, 5 or 6 attacked me at once.
I barricaded the doorway with an abandoned dresser and a radiator and as they scrambled over it I shot them to pieces with the shotgun and magnum.

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Gaming / Re: You guys ready to cringe?
« on: February 17, 2015, 02:32:03 AM »
Anyone who uses the halo font for anything shouldn't be taken seriously.

I wanted to say this but I didn't know how.

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The Flood / Re: Remember Lucy from Narnia (2005)
« on: February 17, 2015, 02:25:32 AM »
She looks a little like Kristen Stewart mixed with Chloe Grace Moretz.

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The Flood / Re: Who is awake?
« on: February 17, 2015, 02:23:12 AM »
I'm currently awake because I am unable to breathe due to overwhelming assault of hostile allergens.


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The Flood / Re: Oldfag test
« on: February 17, 2015, 01:52:08 AM »
Somehow this is familiar to me.

As if from an old dream. But I can't exactly remember.

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Gaming / Re: Hey Admirals
« on: February 17, 2015, 12:32:29 AM »
What the fuck?

Mass Effect is the weakest possible scifi universe.

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The Flood / Re: Need suggestions for novel
« on: February 16, 2015, 11:41:00 PM »
Where is this encounter taking place?

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The Flood / Re: Halo Killer
« on: February 16, 2015, 10:59:34 PM »
We can't let the fallen angels activate Halo!

We have to DESTROY Halo!

A Starship's fusion drive going critical should be sufficient to destabilize the ring.

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Gaming / Re: Bungie now has a 'loremaster'
« on: February 16, 2015, 10:50:36 PM »
Do you think they can recover from the folly of Destiny's shipping "story"?

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Gaming / Re: You guys ready to cringe?
« on: February 16, 2015, 10:45:42 PM »
Halo lore died with Reach.

You'd be surprised how good Broken Circle was.

Reminded me a little of the old Nylund stories.

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The Flood / Re: >mfw i find out toy story is 20 years old
« on: February 16, 2015, 08:54:43 AM »
Sounds about right.

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon has been taken over.
« on: February 16, 2015, 12:17:05 AM »
Inb4VientheRPGodKing

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The Flood / Re: Me when I'm browsing the Sep7agon website
« on: February 15, 2015, 04:18:32 PM »
I have never seen anyone here be called a douchebag. Faggot would be more appropriate.

Cheat is a Nigger would be more appropriate.

DISCLAIMER: the views represented in this response do not necessarily reflect the views of this commentator.

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The Flood / Re: What did bae get you for valentines day?
« on: February 15, 2015, 04:15:48 PM »
No one got me anything, but I bought myself some Crown Royal and GTA V.

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The Flood / Re: I have a confession
« on: February 15, 2015, 04:12:17 PM »
I'm not sure if this is a reference to M. Night Shyamalan movies.

On one hand, that situation is common in those movies, but then again no one watches or remember those shitty movies.

How perplexing.

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The Flood / Re: This is a sad day in history gentlemen
« on: February 15, 2015, 04:08:53 PM »
Ironic that a chocolatier should die on Valentine's Day.

There is a certain poetry in this.

952
The Flood / Re: Do you ever have thoughts where...
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:21:42 AM »
I assure you, my acts of focused aggression are quite deliberate.

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The Flood / Re: 2 moviegoers walk in to see "50 Shades of Grey"
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:15:58 AM »
I'm too drunk to even deal with this.
How else should you be on this special day?

I over shot.

I was mostly drunk after the fact.

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The Flood / Re: 2 moviegoers walk in to see "50 Shades of Grey"
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:21:19 AM »
I'm too drunk to even deal with this.

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The Flood / Re: I have... Unconventional Desires
« on: February 15, 2015, 01:16:01 AM »
I'm too drunk to focus on the objects in the last frame.

Is it anime things?

Yeah.

Ahahaha for some reason I thought it might be Warhammer figurines.

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The Flood / Re: What do you think is going on in this pic?
« on: February 15, 2015, 01:15:02 AM »
Some autist who likes Mass Effect and comic books decided he'd make a le wacky zany mashup using the in game models.

You've miscalculated the autism origin.

All of it is sourced from Deadpool. He is the very emblem of Autism.

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The Flood / Re: I have... Unconventional Desires
« on: February 15, 2015, 01:11:11 AM »
I'm too drunk to focus on the objects in the last frame.

Is it anime things?

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The Flood / Re: Which book in the Hitchhiker's Guide trilogy is the worst?
« on: February 15, 2015, 01:07:25 AM »
This is an absolutely fascinating question.

I have a book containing all the volumes and I never finished the last one.

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The Flood / Re: What do you think is going on in this pic?
« on: February 15, 2015, 01:05:49 AM »
Is this the Citadel DLC?

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The Flood / Re: Have any of you gotten allergy shots?
« on: February 15, 2015, 12:57:58 AM »
I wish I had.

Allergies absolutely incapacitate me.
When  I woke up today it felt like I was breathing under a thousand atmospheres of pressure.

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