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The Flood / Re: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
« on: March 22, 2015, 07:23:07 PM »
I wish there were dog sized spiders.
Or spider shaped dogs.
Or spider shaped dogs.
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The Flood / Re: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.« on: March 22, 2015, 07:23:07 PM »
I wish there were dog sized spiders.
Or spider shaped dogs. 572
The Flood / Re: what is the viscosity of your cum?« on: March 22, 2015, 07:12:17 PM »
Well, there's viscosity throughout the gel layer.
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Gaming / Re: Only an hour left« on: March 22, 2015, 07:07:14 PM »
I'm completely uninterested as well.
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Gaming / Re: Cortana pls« on: March 22, 2015, 07:04:42 PM »To be fair, the only reason John is relevant at all is because he's needed to carry Cortana from place to place. If she could move from system to system on her own, she could have won every confrontation in every game on her own with about a tenth of the casualties. Which begs the question: Why doesn't the UNSC utilize autonomous AI attack platforms? Are 26th century Commanders still afraid of self aware robots, or are AI too expensive to risk being destroyed in the field? I guess robotic units would complicate the Cole Protocol. 575
The Flood / Re: wut do I put as my personal message on my lock screen?« on: March 22, 2015, 03:25:56 AM »
Kill yourself.
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Gaming / Re: Halo mod for ARMA III.« on: March 22, 2015, 03:20:15 AM »
I saw the trailer for this a few weeks ago.
There's something about seeing a flight of pelicans glide over a squad of UNSC marines that makes my heart soar. 577
The Flood / Re: why is everybody here so fake« on: March 22, 2015, 03:16:43 AM »
Would I lie to you?
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The Flood / Re: So I was watching a documentary« on: March 22, 2015, 03:13:55 AM »
Sun Tzu was a Korean Sergeant.
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The Flood / Re: Guten tag Fladdies« on: March 22, 2015, 02:50:45 AM »
Deci, watch Danger 5 if you're going to watch Netflix.
I binged all of it a few days ago and it was insane and hilarious. 580
The Flood / Re: Pregnant Woman Answering Craigslist Ad Stabbed, Fetus Stolen« on: March 22, 2015, 02:46:59 AM »
That poor woman.
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Gaming / Re: #HuntTheTruth« on: March 21, 2015, 02:58:11 AM »
Who the fuck is Saber team?
EDIT: I remember. Why the fuck are they dead? 582
The Flood / Re: Tired of the single life« on: March 21, 2015, 02:41:14 AM »Then do something about it instead of moping here.Honestly, you're more annoying than Gladiator. I think Deci's been behaving quite properly lately. You can stop beating that dead horse. 583
The Flood / Re: I may be forced to kill a Mocking Bird« on: March 21, 2015, 02:21:21 AM »
It occurred to me that I didn't actually know what a Mockingbird looked like before now, so I googled it.
What an unremarkable looking bird. 584
The Flood / Re: trying to play runescape drunk off my ass AMA me anything« on: March 21, 2015, 01:25:17 AM »
I spoke to an old mutual friend today Jacket. He said he missed the old times we had on xbox live.
Should I play Runescape again? I haven't played since I was in middle school. 585
Gaming / Re: will mester chef be killed off?« on: March 21, 2015, 01:17:31 AM »
He really should have been left in cryo on the Dawn.
God damn Microsoft. 586
The Flood / Re: My dog is howling« on: March 19, 2015, 03:39:43 AM »
I like it when dogs are in semi alert mode and instead of barking they just whisper 'boof'.
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Gaming / Re: will mester chef be killed off?« on: March 19, 2015, 03:20:32 AM »
There are no immovable objects.
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Gaming / Re: The most retarded thing to ever happen, in Halo History.... (now with gifs!)« on: March 19, 2015, 03:17:27 AM »
This thread is good, and you should feel good.
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The Flood / Re: Getting drunk on a Tuesday night AMA me anything« on: March 18, 2015, 04:33:07 AM »
Feeling good on a Wednesday.
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The Flood / Re: Does anyone here have O- blood?« on: March 18, 2015, 04:07:00 AM »
Why, do you need some of it?
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The Flood / Re: Who is the biggest peggirl in this forum?« on: March 17, 2015, 09:50:27 PM »
Noelle is the favored Peggirl.
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The Flood / Re: Pixels (movie) Official Trailer« on: March 17, 2015, 07:10:42 PM »
I cringed watching that.
Another shit Adam Sandler summer movie, I'm sure. 593
The Flood / Re: Could we have saved b.net?« on: March 17, 2015, 06:13:12 PM »It wouldn't work. No one saw this coming. Well, there is someone that saw this coming. I don't believe in him anymore. 594
The Flood / Re: Really neat Sci-Fi concept trailer. Halo and Godzilla fans get in here.« on: March 17, 2015, 05:37:42 PM »
I really really liked the Human environments and ships, but I'm not that crazy about the monster.
Should be a hell of a lot bigger to look truly alien. Also shouldn't be whale shaped. 595
The Flood / Re: What would it take for you to join the army?« on: March 17, 2015, 05:35:49 PM »
If the Covenant find Earth.
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The Flood / Re: Respect your new admin motherfuckers« on: March 17, 2015, 05:34:40 PM »Oh dont mind me. Just planning my assassination... Your own assassination? 597
The Flood / Re: Could we have saved b.net?« on: March 17, 2015, 03:18:36 PM »Its Bungie's own fault for raping their own site. They brought it on themselves. Occasionally I think of CamCamm and how last time we spoke she thought things would get better. 598
The Flood / Re: Could we have saved b.net?« on: March 17, 2015, 03:09:31 PM »
The possibility that we could have done something differently haunts me.
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The Flood / Re: British Jobs for British Workers!« on: March 17, 2015, 03:12:30 AM »
Someone literally taking pictures of a computer screen.
What year is it again? 600
The Flood / Re: Our fight is through the Portal,« on: March 17, 2015, 02:42:16 AM »Was it not for Jono's wise council...One single Desticle can destroy a species.Did you not hear Deci? *slams fist* I would have glassed your entire thread! |