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The Flood / Re: WOTS UR MAJOR
« on: April 16, 2015, 07:17:18 PM »
Depression and Netflix.
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The Flood / Re: My cousin is autism incarnate.« on: April 16, 2015, 07:15:32 PM »
I love it when girls act autistically.
Not that it does anything for me in that way... It just makes the universe feel fairer, you know? 244
Gaming / Re: The most annoying characters in video games« on: April 16, 2015, 05:53:51 PM »
Motherfucking Jackals.
No time for precision shooting when you're trying to blow through a Covy infantry line and eliminate the officers. Wish I could just stomp on their god damn feet and shove a rifle barrel in their mouth. 245
The Flood / Re: LOL @ all the smoker shaming on this forum« on: April 16, 2015, 05:31:46 PM »
I agree with you Jacket.
The majority of people are colossal faggots about this. 246
The Flood / Re: how has your day been, flood« on: April 16, 2015, 05:19:28 PM »
I don't know.
Something not so good socially happened to me last night. 247
The Flood / Re: I haven't felt this hyped up since Halo 3....« on: April 16, 2015, 02:20:46 PM »after the last 3 movies, im not holding my breath. but i am cautiously optimistic. maybe lucas learned from his mistakes. probably not, but ill have to wait to find out. Have you been living under a rock? Lucas isn't making star wars movies anymore, dumbass. 248
The Flood / Re: Star Wars Force Awakens livestream - NEW TRAILER YISSS« on: April 16, 2015, 01:53:59 PM »So basically, they gutted the old EU just to bring chewie back from the dead. I've always hated Chewbacca. I am seriously glad they uncluttered the EU though. 249
The Flood / Re: Star Wars Force Awakens livestream - NEW TRAILER YISSS« on: April 16, 2015, 01:47:39 PM »
So basically, they gutted the old EU just to bring chewie back from the dead.
God damn carpet. Should have stayed in the ground. 250
The Flood / Re: New The Force Awakens Artwork« on: April 16, 2015, 09:15:17 AM »
I really, really like the new Stormtrooper design.
Damn it looks good. 251
The Flood / Re: For $20,0000 you can buy a Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank on Amazon.« on: April 16, 2015, 08:41:30 AM »
That is the worst, shittiest looking tank I've ever seen.
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The Flood / Re: Accidentally stepped in my dog's shit AMA« on: April 16, 2015, 03:24:08 AM »
One time I was bringing in groceries and slipped and fell on dog shit.
God damn bastard dog. She stayed outside the whole night for that. 253
The Flood / Re: Do Canadians need air conditioning in the summer?« on: April 16, 2015, 01:46:17 AM »
I used to live in Alaska, and during the summer time, it felt like air conditioning outside.
Extremely comfortable. 254
The Flood / Re: Cop runs over cop« on: April 15, 2015, 07:25:02 PM »Why would he be running in a straight line away from a car? Officer Guy here attended the Prometheus Academy of running away from things. 255
The Flood / Re: 50,000 Floodians used to post here« on: April 15, 2015, 06:09:26 PM »
30,000 years ago, I lost 5 men in the blink of an eye.
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Gaming / Re: Neverwinter?« on: April 15, 2015, 10:33:30 AM »
I got to level 30 and completely lost incentive to play.
That and the absolutely horrendous lag. 257
The Flood / Re: How many times have you changed your mind on your major?« on: April 15, 2015, 03:26:29 AM »
I changed my major from something actually useful to Depression and Netflix
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The Flood / Re: Spartans never die« on: April 15, 2015, 02:58:16 AM »Is that meant to be Noble Team? What? In that Russian picture? That's the cast of Halo Online, Vodka Team. Speculation is they died protecting the last operable refinery from the Covenant on Leninskaya VI 260
The Flood / Re: Ah yes "Shepard"« on: April 15, 2015, 02:40:17 AM »Why the fuck does Mass Effect promote so much interspecies sex anyway?Gee... I dunno, maybe its because its just a game? The correct answer is actually Star Trek. 261
The Flood / Re: Ah yes "Shepard"« on: April 15, 2015, 02:29:15 AM »
Why the fuck does Mass Effect promote so much interspecies sex anyway?
It's fucking stupid to even think alien races would remotely be sexually attractive to humans. 262
Gaming / Re: SPACETROOPER(!) model for Battlefront being revealed« on: April 15, 2015, 02:27:17 AM »
I hope they have the Episode VII stormtrooper helmet in here.
It's a perfect modernization of that armor pattern. Classical Stormtroopers may have looked menacing once, but now whenever I look at them all I can see is dumb, incompetent donut eating cops. 263
The Flood / Re: Spartans never die« on: April 15, 2015, 02:20:16 AM »Remember how epic that first trailer for Reach was at the 2009 VGAs? Holy shit it was. That was a very very good trailer. It always made me mad that Jun had his helmet off in the actual game. 264
The Flood / Re: Spartans never die« on: April 15, 2015, 02:12:45 AM »Reminds me of this: Every time I see Halo 3 Mark V I think of stupid ass caboose. It ruins that helmet for me. 265
Gaming / Re: How to get used to heavy headsets? <.<« on: April 14, 2015, 02:45:25 AM »
All my life, all I've ever used is shitty vanilla headsets that come with xboxes.
Flimsy chinese pieces of fuck. I bet you could hit yours with a truck and it'd be okay. 266
Gaming / Re: So this guy decided to trash-talk me after a game of MCC« on: April 14, 2015, 02:37:10 AM »If I was going to let nostalgia auto pilot me into a Halo game I would spend all my time in Halo 2.I remember one time I had a lapse in judgement, and I tried to play Reach a year or 2 ago. And the very first match I get into there is a guy Banshee bomb spamming and flipping. So I got in the Scorpion and shot him down. He then proceeded to send me a whole bunch of messages detailing why I was a pussy bitch for using the Scorpion to shoot him, and how he is the most skilled player ever for being able to button mash Banshee trick + Banshee bomb. I used to hate doing Flood gamenights because all we would do is play fucking forgeworld maps on Reach. 267
The Flood / Re: To my Flood buddies.« on: April 14, 2015, 02:29:22 AM »
Eagle.
I fucking love you. 268
The Flood / Re: crab eating noodles« on: April 14, 2015, 02:22:35 AM »
Jesus Christ, those claws can rip a tank apart.
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Gaming / Re: So this guy decided to trash-talk me after a game of MCC« on: April 14, 2015, 02:19:17 AM »I remember one time I had a lapse in judgement, and I tried to play Reach a year or 2 ago. And the very first match I get into there is a guy Banshee bomb spamming and flipping. So I got in the Scorpion and shot him down. He then proceeded to send me a whole bunch of messages detailing why I was a pussy bitch for using the Scorpion to shoot him, and how he is the most skilled player ever for being able to button mash Banshee trick + Banshee bomb. I tried playing Reach again recently. Obviously, I prioritized Big Team Battle. It immediately put me into the same shitty grey and green blocky map on Forgeworld that I played 75 years ago the last time I played Reach. Probably the last time I'll play that game. Forgeworld makes me fucking sick. 270
Gaming / Re: The Flame in the Flood - look at this fucking game« on: April 14, 2015, 12:10:51 AM »
That is very possibly my favorite video game trailer ever.
I watch it from time to time. |