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9481
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:46:39 PM »
*casually rapes everyone and then blows up the planet and continues on my rampage as a planet destroyer*
stop
no, you can't stop my rampage
*chucks a glowstick at you, which cuts your head off and saves everyone*
but how could a glowstick kill a planet destroyer, godmodder
its an anti-planet destroyer glowstick
that's not fair
ill get cheat
no dont
i will i mean it
ill kill you
no wait
dont do that
save me
but im the planet destroyer
can you destroy moons
9482
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:46:15 PM »
*pours shampoo all over my body and sings opera music*
*comes up behind you and puts my body against your's*
*turns around and starts to dance in the shower while making bass sounds*
*dances with you and starts soaping up your body*
*dumps glowstick liquid all over us for some fucking reason*
*dick gets hard*
*we both look down*
Uh....I....
*stares violently*
*face gets bright red*
*stares at your dick*
*runs out of the shower*
*grabs you*
*sticks tongue in your mouth*
*is rape*
9483
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:45:06 PM »
*casually rapes everyone and then blows up the planet and continues on my rampage as a planet destroyer*
stop
no, you can't stop my rampage
*chucks a glowstick at you, which cuts your head off and saves everyone*
but how could a glowstick kill a planet destroyer, godmodder
its an anti-planet destroyer glowstick
that's not fair
ill get cheat
no dont
i will i mean it
ill kill you
no wait
dont do that
save me
9484
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:40:50 PM »
*pours shampoo all over my body and sings opera music*
*comes up behind you and puts my body against your's*
*turns around and starts to dance in the shower while making bass sounds*
*dances with you and starts soaping up your body*
*dumps glowstick liquid all over us for some fucking reason*
*dick gets hard*
*we both look down*
Uh....I....
*stares violently*
*face gets bright red*
*stares at your dick*
*runs out of the shower*
9485
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:40:32 PM »
*casually rapes everyone and then blows up the planet and continues on my rampage as a planet destroyer*
stop
no, you can't stop my rampage
*chucks a glowstick at you, which cuts your head off and saves everyone*
but how could a glowstick kill a planet destroyer, godmodder
its an anti-planet destroyer glowstick
that's not fair
ill get cheat
no dont
i will i mean it
ill kill you
9486
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:35:28 PM »
*casually rapes everyone and then blows up the planet and continues on my rampage as a planet destroyer*
stop
no, you can't stop my rampage
*chucks a glowstick at you, which cuts your head off and saves everyone*
but how could a glowstick kill a planet destroyer, godmodder
its an anti-planet destroyer glowstick
that's not fair
ill get cheat
no dont
9487
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:33:50 PM »
*pours shampoo all over my body and sings opera music*
*comes up behind you and puts my body against your's*
*turns around and starts to dance in the shower while making bass sounds*
*dances with you and starts soaping up your body*
*dumps glowstick liquid all over us for some fucking reason*
*dick gets hard*
*we both look down*
Uh....I....
*stares violently*
9488
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:25:31 PM »
*pours shampoo all over my body and sings opera music*
*comes up behind you and puts my body against your's*
*turns around and starts to dance in the shower while making bass sounds*
*dances with you and starts soaping up your body*
*dumps glowstick liquid all over us for some fucking reason*
9489
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:13:57 PM »
*pours shampoo all over my body and sings opera music*
*comes up behind you and puts my body against your's*
*turns around and starts to dance in the shower while making bass sounds*
9490
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:06:13 PM »
*casually rapes everyone and then blows up the planet and continues on my rampage as a planet destroyer*
stop
no, you can't stop my rampage
*chucks a glowstick at you, which cuts your head off and saves everyone*
but how could a glowstick kill a planet destroyer, godmodder
its an anti-planet destroyer glowstick
9491
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:04:31 PM »
*casually rapes everyone and then blows up the planet and continues on my rampage as a planet destroyer*
stop
no, you can't stop my rampage
*chucks a glowstick at you, which cuts your head off and saves everyone*
9492
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:02:22 PM »
*casually rapes everyone and then blows up the planet and continues on my rampage as a planet destroyer*
stop
9493
« on: January 06, 2015, 05:00:15 PM »
*pours shampoo all over my body and sings opera music*
9494
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:52:14 PM »
*walks in covered in semen*
halp
*dries you up*
can i use your shower
after I shower you in semen first :^)
fuck thats hot
9495
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:51:50 PM »
*walks in covered in semen*
halp
*dries you up*
can i use your shower
Ye
*joins you in shower*
*turns around and stares at you in the shower* wat
9496
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:49:47 PM »
*walks in covered in semen*
halp
*dries you up*
can i use your shower
9497
« on: January 06, 2015, 04:40:58 PM »
*walks in covered in semen*
halp
9498
« on: January 06, 2015, 03:21:37 PM »
papacore
9499
« on: January 06, 2015, 03:13:57 PM »
I was only 13 when it happened, i was at school, and there was this girl named christy.
Christy LOVED horses i mean all she would talk about was horses, horses this, horses that, just horses.
Then, one day at lunch, i was so pissed becauae she was giving out long neighs and making horse faces at me, so i got up, and screamed, CHRISTY YOU PSYCHO BITCH, ALL YOU TALK ABOUT IS HORSES!!!! GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!
And then, out of nowhere, christy turned into a horse, and galloped away into the sunset. We never saw her again
9500
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:42:11 PM »
9501
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:36:41 PM »
That guys mouth is weird
your mouth is going to look weird when im done with it you little
9502
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:33:16 PM »
9503
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:28:02 PM »
OH SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOIN
9504
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:27:12 PM »
Okay but be gentle
9505
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:25:21 PM »
You'd have some time to Mad reLAX
9506
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:21:13 PM »
if mad max abolished welfare there would be a lot of mad blacks
lol
9507
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:19:39 PM »
watch cheat make the next mad max pun thread
9508
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:18:48 PM »
I wonder if LC will know this is a mad max pun thread
9509
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:13:35 PM »
DAMN SoN THOSE ARE SOME MAD APPS YOU GOT THERE
9510
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:11:03 PM »
Baby dont put it in my butt I don't want a mad prolapse
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