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9391
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:17:14 AM »
mmhmm
9392
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:14:03 AM »
yeah uhh wear a condom next time
it was my first time
next time let me on top
but you're unpredictable
anal penetration can only be so unpredicktable
9393
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:05:07 AM »
yeah uhh wear a condom next time
it was my first time
next time let me on top
9394
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:02:04 AM »
yeah uhh wear a condom next time
9395
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:59:13 AM »
waking up with a heartache and a headache and the memories of waking up with you
9396
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:37:59 AM »
9397
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:37:39 AM »
I did. You want them?
Go ahead. Take it.
FUCKING SHIT
9398
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:24:14 AM »
all right
9399
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:23:49 AM »
If your banana is a banana you are eating a shitty banana.
u r such a retard its not even funny go lick a dick
go lick a banananananananananananananana
9400
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:23:08 AM »
stop
9401
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:19:51 AM »
EVERYONE STAY AWAY FROM JIM HE STEALS HANDS
ITS NOT NICE
9402
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:19:22 AM »
They're in my pants
you fucker
you took my hands
lol rofl
WHAT WERE THEY DOING THERE
I was using them to keep my balls warm in the winter.
shhhhhhhhh its okay itll be our secret
9403
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:19:00 AM »
I sold them. To feed the orphanages.
i'll destroy your butthole even more
My butt is untouched by your glowsticks
*glowdick
9404
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:18:33 AM »
Did you check the couch?
my couch is my floor
Did you check the couch?
yes i did they werent there
9405
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:18:14 AM »
They're in my pants
you fucker
you took my hands
lol rofl
WHAT WERE THEY DOING THERE
9406
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:16:30 AM »
Did you check the couch?
my couch is my floor
9407
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:15:56 AM »
I sold them. To feed the orphanages.
i'll destroy your butthole even more
9408
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:15:33 AM »
They're in my pants
you fucker you took my hands
9409
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:11:27 AM »
how are you typing
with my tail
9410
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:10:07 AM »
which one of you mother fuckers took my hands
9411
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:09:16 AM »
i've had a few on bungie.old when everyone had badass coups
oh man it was so weird
i woke up with my laptop on my lap and went to check to see if the posts were real
9412
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:59:18 AM »
9413
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:56:28 AM »
edgy
Don't like the way that i look in my own clothes
So I wear my wife's when i'm going to town
You think it's gross when i'm wearing a pantyhose
You think i'm sick yeah you call me a clown
I think i may i think i might have human tonight
Don't come to me because i'm coming to you
I think i may i think i might have you for a bite
I'm gonna cook me up some heman stew
'cause transvestites can be cannibals too
and i'll feel better after i eat you
'cause i hate people when they're not polite
They end up on my table and it serves you right
And when i was young i wore my sister's clothes
I liked to paint my nails and i had secrets no one knows
But now that i'm grown up i cook dinner for my wife
I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife
i hate the popular people cause i ain't popular
i eat these words tomorrow cause i'm bipolar
it's ok to be different unless your all by yourself
you think your so fuckin' special but your just like everyone else
i just don't understand the reason why i sin
why can't i be a bigger man and walk away when
you tear me down and make me feel like i'm worth nothing,
but then again i'm sure that you deserve what you'll be getting
And when i was young i wore my sister's clothes
I liked to paint my nails and i had secrets no one knows
But now that i'm grown up i cook dinner for my wife
I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife
So you don't like being tied up?
Well, i don't like being mean
You're so shallow-minded you think i'm only what you see
Take me out of the herd and put out on display in front of your friends
Not knowing this mistake will lead to your miserable end
I'm rude, I'm ugly, And i'm everything you hate
And i'm here, tonight, to put you on my plate
I don't care for your opinion i don't want your point of view
Tonight i'll have a feast with compliments to you
And when i was young i wore my sister's clothes
I liked to paint my nails and i had secrets no one knows
But now that i'm grown up i cook dinner for my wife
I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife
This is one DJ you don't wanna fuck with
If you want to be my friend
Put my dick in your hand
Move it left, move it right
Try to lick, suck and bit
Here I am, touch me girl
Play with me everyday
Try to guess what I am
I'm your friend, juicy pen
Pen, pen, pen, pen, pen,
put my dick in your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand,
I'm your friend, juicy pen, pen, pen, pen, pen
Pu my dick, put my dick, in your hand
This is one DJ you don't wanna fuck with
If you want to be my friend
Put my dick in your hand
Move it left, move it right
Try to lick, suck and bit
Here I am, touch me girl
Play with me everyday
Try to guess what I am
I'm your friend, juicy pen
If you want to be my boy
Lick my pussy for my joy
Lick it up, lick it down
Lick my pussy all around
Here I am, I'm your girl
Do me right, be my man
Fuck me hard, fuck me well
I'll be nice, I'm your girl
If you want to be my boy
Lick my pussy for my joy
Lick it up, lick it down
Lick my pussy all around
Here I am, I'm your girl
Do me right, be my man
Fuck me hard, fuck me well
I'll be nice, I'm your girl
Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl
Lick my pussy all around, around, around, around, around,
Be my man, fuck me hard, hard, hard, hard, hard
Fuck me hard, fuck me well, well, well, well
I'll be nice, I'm your girl
If you want to be my friend
Put my dick in your hand
Move it left, move it right
Try to lick, suck and bit
Here I am, touch me girl
Play with me everyday
Try to guess what I am
I'm your friend, juicy pen
If you want to be my boy
Lick my pussy for my joy
Lick it up, lick it down
Lick my pussy all around
Here I am, I'm your girl
Do me right, be my man
Fuck me hard, fuck me well
I'll be nice, I'm your girl, girl, girl, girl..
I'll be nice, I'm your girl
9414
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:55:17 AM »
Trippy
BI TCH I 'LL TR IP ON Y OUR PEE
9415
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:53:52 AM »
9416
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:52:25 AM »
edgy
9417
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:47:35 AM »
mother earth comes down to me as i fall and i greet her
9418
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:40:39 AM »
this thread is brought to you by cocaine
9419
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:34:06 AM »
Where?
9420
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:32:54 AM »
just tell everyone youre a dude and theyll stop bothering you
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