“Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.”


― Mark Twain

What in the name of our Lord did you just say about me, you little heathen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Vacation Bible School, and I’ve been involved in numerous biased acts of moderation, and I have over 300 Christian Rock songs. I am trained in spiritual warfare and I’m the top preacher in the entire anti-homosexual campaign. You are nothing to me but just another atheist. I will baptize you in 1,000 rivers with holiness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my blessed words. You think you can get away with saying those falsehoods to me over the Internet? Think again, heathen. As we speak I am praying to my Lord and Savior in Heaven and your IP is being told to me right now on a piece of toast so you better prepare for the blood, blasphemer. The blood of Jesus that saved me and will wipe away the sins from the pathetic little thing you call your soul. You’re fixing to be saved, son. My God can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in infinite ways, and that's just with natural causes. Not only am I extensively trained in the forum moderation, but I have access to its entire arsenal of tools and post editing power, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable account clean from Sep7agon.net, you little shitposter. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your low quality spam. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re not paying the price because Jesus payed it for you, you foolish sinner. My God will shower fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re going to Hell, kiddo.

Nigga, you just went full dodecahedral -giga-nuclear-fusion-reactor retarded.
You just went 648 kinds of retarded.
You have split the retard atom and propelled yourself 299,792,458 retards-per-second straight into a retardhole.
You have gone quantum-retard, sir. So retarded, in fact, that even in the universes where you DIDN'T say that retarded thing- it's STILL retarded.

ravify it

Quote from: Ryle on January 12, 2015, 07:29:48 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on January 12, 2015, 07:27:54 PM

None, I hate using phones to talk to people.

I have some of you naggers on facebook, but that's about it. Skype is my preferred way of talking to people <.<

im pretty sure spamming <.< is your preferred way of talking to people

>.>

How did you know? <.<

<.>

Quote from: Ryle on January 12, 2015, 07:28:57 PM

like 3

bunch of faggots i tell you

you dont text me though

i don't have your number

like 3

bunch of faggots i tell you

mmmmmmmmmmm

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have you seen the new Ford GT concept?

Now there are "situations" that call for a different posture but not sitting. Please refer to the following chart

the frog looks like a position used to shit violently

i love this

what

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#quickposting