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8041
« on: January 26, 2015, 07:39:08 AM »
#arkyposting
8042
« on: January 26, 2015, 07:37:07 AM »
hi deci
8043
« on: January 26, 2015, 07:26:22 AM »
oh
8044
« on: January 26, 2015, 07:14:33 AM »
I'm sansgendered
8045
« on: January 26, 2015, 06:49:53 AM »
8046
« on: January 26, 2015, 01:52:54 AM »
grapes is having a stroke
8047
« on: January 26, 2015, 01:35:51 AM »
What the fuck did you just fucking shoot me with, you little silver? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on de_dust2, and I have over 300 confirmed frags. I am trained in sneaky beaky warfare and Im the top AWPer in the entire SAS. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with spray the likes of which has never been seen before on this map, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with pre-firing me on CAT? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ninjas across EU and your tracers are being tracked right now so you better prepare for the wallbang, maggot. The wallbang that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my karambit. Not only am I extensively trained in pistol rounds, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the CT inventory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the map, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy nade spam your little clever peek was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking trigger. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now you have to eco, you goddamn idiot. I will spray fury all over you and you will drown in it. Stay frosty, kiddo.
8048
« on: January 26, 2015, 01:26:16 AM »
whenever my posts get above 8 likes I print them out, frame them, and hang them up in my office
8049
« on: January 25, 2015, 10:04:22 PM »
8050
« on: January 25, 2015, 10:02:24 PM »
memes
8051
« on: January 25, 2015, 09:50:07 PM »
please be real
Was that picture of all those dragon dildos real?
those dildos aren't made from real dragons so no
8052
« on: January 25, 2015, 09:27:59 PM »
please be real
8053
« on: January 25, 2015, 09:23:28 PM »
fucking commies
8054
« on: January 25, 2015, 04:30:28 PM »
get your ebolaids away from me
8055
« on: January 25, 2015, 02:14:26 PM »
AS A MOTHER I THINK THIS THREAD IS BAD FOR MY CHILDREN
8056
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:58:24 PM »
XDDDDDDDD
LOL
- Rocketman
LMAO
-Rocketman
I hate everything -Verbatim
8057
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:58:02 PM »
yeah i have a few sarcastic remarks if you want those
Fire away then
actually i was lying good luck in the navy dude
8058
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:56:41 PM »
i had a dream that cheat and isara were splitroasting me in the back of a white van
8059
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:55:22 PM »
why arent you?
you are also a spammer
no im really not
8060
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:53:52 PM »
why arent you?
8061
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:53:01 PM »
hue
8062
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:50:11 PM »
elegiac youre not doing too well there buddy maybe you should lay off the crystal for a while
no
LOOK AT WHAT ITS DONe TO YOU
8063
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:49:28 PM »
yeah i have a few sarcastic remarks if you want those
8064
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:47:54 PM »
elegiac youre not doing too well there buddy maybe you should lay off the crystal for a while
8065
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:45:16 PM »
i wonder if hitler had autism
8066
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:39:52 PM »
are you tankosexual?
8067
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:36:56 PM »
I break for catboys too.
who wouldnt?
Weirdos who think dogboys are better.
based felines
8068
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:36:33 PM »
Your mother jerks off pigs. She gets down on her knees and crawls through the pigpiss mud slop and snuggles up to the pig, her fingers tracing along it's belly until she finds it's cock. She begins tugging and stroking as her twat moistens, her breasts swelling and her nipples begin to stick out like erasers on a fresh #2 pencil. She grunts with satisfaction as the pig begins eagerly thrusting into her hand, her grip now tightening to maintain control of the pig's greasy corkscrew cock. She lowers her head to watch the cock work in her hand, groans with satisfaction and begins working her clit with her other muddy hand, her hips gyrating with the rhythm of the pig's thrusting.
"Oh fucking jesus god yes.." she gasps. She changes positions, still maintaining control of the feverishly thrusting cock as the pig's squealing intensifies. She leans forward and with her lips almost touching the pig's ear, she whispers your name and begins to shudder. She turns her attention again to the pigs swollen member rocking in her hand. She presses it between her hand and her face, the pig thrusting it against her cheeks as she drools. With a massive grunt and a high pitched squeal, the pig's balls explode, beginning a massive shower of hot, sour pig jizz. You mother cups one hand under the fountain of steaming genetic material gathering it in her hand as the thrusting comes to an end. The pig shudders and begins to walk to the trough of slop in the corner of it's pen, but your mother tackles it to the ground. She lifts it's tail and smears the handful of pig load into the pig's own fetid butthole, turning flakes of crusty pig shit into a pigshit-pigjizz mud slop on the pigs ass. Now she tilts her head to the sky and screams your name, not once, not twice, but three times. She slams her face full force into the pig's butthole and it's wreath of shitsemen pudding, her tongue machine gun flicking the rim and then burying itself to the hilt inside the pig's hot colon. Your mother works her tongue around the inside of the pigs ass, and then as a few incoherent syllables escaped her now brown lips, spurts of female ejaculate spurt from her pulsating cunt. Exhausted, she collapses in the mud, rolls over onto her back, and lights a cigarette. She takes one long drag, looks again to the sky, and speaks your name one last time before she drifts off to sleep.
That's your mom. Your mom does that.
8069
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:34:10 PM »
I break for catboys too.
who wouldnt?
8070
« on: January 25, 2015, 01:33:02 PM »
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