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7771
« on: February 01, 2015, 01:38:51 PM »
7772
« on: February 01, 2015, 01:37:03 PM »
To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fag, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. woosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now.
TL;DR: Upvotes to the left.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold.
7773
« on: February 01, 2015, 12:41:43 PM »
my house is going to get raped in 4 hours
everyone is coming to eat all my food and drink all my dranks
7774
« on: February 01, 2015, 12:32:55 PM »
7775
« on: February 01, 2015, 12:31:04 PM »
I hate you for owning that lol
so sexual
7776
« on: February 01, 2015, 12:27:37 PM »
Yo momma so fat when she walks by people be like "damn she's fat"
simple and to the point
7777
« on: February 01, 2015, 12:24:27 PM »
"you're so pathetic, you went on the internet and asked a bunch of people to come up with insults for you, because you lack the wit to come up with any yourself"
wait...
who are we insulting again?
its almost like you can use that statement universally "you're so pathetic, you went on the internet and asked a bunch of people to post wallpapers for you, because you lack the wit to find any yourself" "you're so pathetic, you went on the internet and asked a bunch of people to ask for shopping tips, because you lack the wit to come up with any yourself"
7778
« on: February 01, 2015, 11:43:52 AM »
Here
My favourite is probably "If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ."
#threadkiller
7779
« on: February 01, 2015, 11:16:38 AM »
You aren't cool.
am i hot instead
You were so hot..
ohohohoho
7780
« on: February 01, 2015, 11:09:52 AM »
You aren't cool.
am i hot instead
7781
« on: February 01, 2015, 09:31:05 AM »
"Your mother smells of elderberries"
calm down hitler
7782
« on: February 01, 2015, 05:05:24 AM »
but it looks like someone poured you into your clothes and forget to say "when" Spoiler I require more insults that have no curse words so post them here
7783
« on: February 01, 2015, 04:54:50 AM »
how the fuck does someone not photoshop a funny name onto that book
also why did I wake up at 5:54
7784
« on: January 31, 2015, 08:00:03 PM »
be twice as gay
7785
« on: January 31, 2015, 07:58:48 PM »
>not watching puppybowl
7786
« on: January 31, 2015, 12:01:59 PM »
They were laughing at you for not having a vee ate.
i dunno mang
I got like 3 in the fridge right now
Ain't doin you no good there, son.
maybe if I mounted one of the bottles of V8 to my engine it would impress them
Now you're thinking! Hook it up like a direct port NOS system.
yeah that'll get her breathin
7787
« on: January 31, 2015, 11:53:49 AM »
They were laughing at you for not having a vee ate.
i dunno mang
I got like 3 in the fridge right now
Ain't doin you no good there, son.
maybe if I mounted one of the bottles of V8 to my engine it would impress them
7788
« on: January 31, 2015, 11:47:45 AM »
They were laughing at you for not having a vee ate.
i dunno mang I got like 3 in the fridge right now
7789
« on: January 31, 2015, 11:33:25 AM »
so I was driving around listening to gabber in my murdered out srt-6, and the car behind me has these two women in it
they lightly honk their horn at me when im at a red light and so I look in the side view mirror to be greeted with a wave, so of course I wave back
then the woman in the passenger seat makes a weird spinning motion with her hand at me
what happen
Looks like they want to get laid with you.
they looked like 30 year olds who probably were married
I would probably ignore them, if they wave at you then thats fine.
yeah of course if they wave at me that's fine lol but what the fuck did they want? WHAT WAS THE SPINNY HAND THING WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
7790
« on: January 31, 2015, 11:26:20 AM »
She wanted you to take her to a alleyway and scramble her insides
that sounds violent
7791
« on: January 31, 2015, 11:24:47 AM »
so I was driving around listening to gabber in my murdered out srt-6, and the car behind me has these two women in it
they lightly honk their horn at me when im at a red light and so I look in the side view mirror to be greeted with a wave, so of course I wave back
then the woman in the passenger seat makes a weird spinning motion with her hand at me
what happen
Looks like they want to get laid with you.
they looked like 30 year olds who probably were married
7792
« on: January 31, 2015, 11:22:17 AM »
so I was driving around listening to gabber in my murdered out srt-6, and the car behind me has these two women in it
they lightly honk their horn at me when im at a red light and so I look in the side view mirror to be greeted with a wave, so of course I wave back
then the woman in the passenger seat makes a weird spinning motion with her hand at me
what happen
7793
« on: January 31, 2015, 10:08:10 AM »
well... think about how you would want people to look if you were from a culture where everyone has dark brown eyes, black hair, small figures and squinty eyes
obviously you would want the total opposite
so you get characters with big eyes, odd colored hair, large chests, and saturated eye colors
7794
« on: January 31, 2015, 09:50:35 AM »
no
7795
« on: January 30, 2015, 09:33:25 PM »
bleach
7796
« on: January 30, 2015, 06:46:42 PM »
rip in pieces
7797
« on: January 30, 2015, 01:05:06 PM »
i keep forgetting halo is a thing
7798
« on: January 30, 2015, 12:43:30 PM »
which flavors
7799
« on: January 30, 2015, 12:32:36 PM »
oh baby it is fixed
7800
« on: January 30, 2015, 10:46:44 AM »
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