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The Flood / Re: wtf why did I wake up at 5
« on: February 07, 2015, 09:39:26 AM »
Same here, got up at 5 this morning.
you cray cray nigga

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The Flood / Re: wtf why did I wake up at 5
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:29:26 AM »

My secret fantasy is to be taken as a sexual pet by a large, overwhelming raichu, who cuts my dick off, preserves it on a necklace, and fucks me roughly with my own cock dangling right in front of my nose, so close that I could almost lick it

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The Flood / Re: wtf why did I wake up at 5
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:23:38 AM »
Makes my fuckin brain hurt
have you ever looked at a phone screen right after you wake up that shit is so bright
this thread hurts me
tell me where the pain is coming from

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The Flood / Re: wtf why did I wake up at 5
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:22:11 AM »
I plan on going to bed at 5:00. Fancy that.
i will trade sleeps with you

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The Flood / Re: wtf why did I wake up at 5
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:12:25 AM »
why aren't you wheels?
dude im jus not tires I guess

I'm sorry
WHY

WHY ARE YOU SORRY

WHAT IS SO FUCKING UPSETTING ABOUT NOT BEING TIRES

ROCKETMAN ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME YOU BETTER NOT BE FUCKING WITH ME BEVAUSE I WANT YOU TO RESPECT ME AS A REAL WOMAN WITH FEELING AND YOU JUS HAVENT BEEN DOUBG THAT FUR ME ANYMORE

ALL YOU CARE IS ABOUT THAT GOD GUY AND FRANKLY OUR RELATIONSHIP ISNT GOING TO WORK OUT ANYMORE

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The Flood / Re: wtf why did I wake up at 5
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:07:11 AM »
Makes my fuckin brain hurt
have you ever looked at a phone screen right after you wake up that shit is so bright

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The Flood / Re: wtf why did I wake up at 5
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:05:58 AM »
why aren't you wheels?
dude im jus not tires I guess

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The Flood / Re: wtf why did I wake up at 5
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:05:11 AM »
That's a very funny meme, friend.
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.

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The Flood / Re: wtf why did I wake up at 5
« on: February 07, 2015, 04:04:11 AM »
Is this supposed to be funny?
i grabbed my phone looked at the time and got angry so i made this thread so I think its not supposed to be funny

its supposed to be angry

just look at all that deep rage and hatred I'm seriously channelling my inner verbatim right now

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The Flood / wtf why did I wake up at 5
« on: February 07, 2015, 03:58:49 AM »
on a fuckin saturday

what is this

I'm not even tires right now

IM NOT EVEN TIRES



you see this image

I am not this image because I am not tires

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The Flood / Re: if you watch Game of Thrones without reading the books
« on: February 06, 2015, 10:40:25 PM »
great second class beat me by five seconds

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The Flood / Re: if you watch Game of Thrones without reading the books
« on: February 06, 2015, 10:39:38 PM »
i don't do either

fucking come at me nigger

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The Flood / Re: I have two personalities
« on: February 06, 2015, 07:55:28 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Microsoft possibly buying Bungie back
« on: February 06, 2015, 06:56:30 PM »
why not link the actual article http://thefriendlyassassin.com/archives/653

also this is basically just speculation

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The Flood / Re: Grammar Nazi Game.
« on: February 06, 2015, 06:49:38 PM »
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

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The Flood / Re: So Is That Shitposting Rule In Effect Now?
« on: February 06, 2015, 09:41:34 AM »
BODMIAS

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The Flood / Re: Post the last song that will play at your funeral.
« on: February 05, 2015, 11:33:10 PM »
Spoiler

just to remind everyone
So you wanna make em laugh? That song is pretty lulzy.

its a fun to play at parties

or maybe id play this one
YouTube

lol I love that fucking track

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The Flood / Re: What are we doing for blank posting these days?
« on: February 05, 2015, 11:27:24 PM »
super secret

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that's a cool way of spelling AR-15

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The Flood / Re: verbatim is this your cousin
« on: February 05, 2015, 11:16:35 PM »
verb ate em

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The Flood / Re: post elderly people
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:05:07 PM »
but

why

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The Flood / Re: daily reminder
« on: February 05, 2015, 07:11:36 PM »
hey

hey mr banana

how're you peeling this afternoon

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The Flood / Re: daily reminder
« on: February 05, 2015, 06:58:47 PM »
WHY CANT IT BE HERSTORY

WHAT IS THIS OPPRESSION

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The Flood / Re: You die
« on: February 05, 2015, 06:54:33 PM »

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The Flood / Re: You die
« on: February 05, 2015, 06:53:31 PM »
I got Raichu
lol what are the odds

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The Flood / Re: You die
« on: February 05, 2015, 06:49:58 PM »
Raichu

i think i know what the one looks like

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The Flood / Re: Have you/would you ever use a fleshlight?
« on: February 05, 2015, 03:00:32 PM »
When a woman gets a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when a guy orders a 420v Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticised anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system...he's called a pervert?

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The Flood / Re: I Masturbated To Gay Furry Sex
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:52:18 PM »
I fapped to Bailey Jay twice

that's as gay as I have ever gotten
theres literally nothing gay about fapping to her
I've fapped to the thought of you yiffing me tho
that may or may not be gay i'll have to consult an expert for a second opinion

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The Flood / Re: I Masturbated To Gay Furry Sex
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:50:47 PM »
I fapped to Bailey Jay twice

that's as gay as I have ever gotten
theres literally nothing gay about fapping to her

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