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The Flood / Re: Just So We Are Clear
« on: March 03, 2015, 11:09:39 PM »
I sexually Identify as a MLG Quickscoper. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of playing Modern Warfare and quickscoping disgusting Hardscopers. People say to me that a person being part of Faze is Impossible and I'm a fucking pleb but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install an aimbot, hacking software and a 100 dank memes on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Snipar's" and respect my right to kill filthy casuals and to t-bag your corpse. If you can't accept me, you're a filthy hardscoper and need to check your prestige. Thank you for being so understanding.

1v1 me on Rust
1v1 me
Shrek's Swamp
Donkeys Only
No Onions

Oh, your on bitch
my on bitch?

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The Flood / Re: The human race is obsolete
« on: March 03, 2015, 11:07:04 PM »
How will humanity end? By killing ourselves. Humans are parasites and the Earth is the organism that we've attacked (metaphorically of course). And instead of focusing our technology and time on developing some form of colony on other planets, we focus our time on preventing people from having equal rights, developing the new iPhone and talking about Miley Fucking Cyrus and her stunt at the VMAs. And when someone comes along that says "Hey what if we colonized space?" this bach of retards come at him saying "Pfft, watched a little to much Star Wars did we? Cheesh why don't you grow up and get a life. Lose your virginity. It'll make you feel better!" If you are like that fuck you and everyone you associate with. On an unrelated note: Fuck Chris Brown, Justin Bieber, One Direction and Taylor Swift

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The Flood / Re: The human race is obsolete
« on: March 03, 2015, 11:05:49 PM »
Well this is an unnecessarily profound thread.
he went full smith from the matrix

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The Flood / Re: Just So We Are Clear
« on: March 03, 2015, 11:05:24 PM »
I sexually Identify as a MLG Quickscoper. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of playing Modern Warfare and quickscoping disgusting Hardscopers. People say to me that a person being part of Faze is Impossible and I'm a fucking pleb but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install an aimbot, hacking software and a 100 dank memes on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Snipar's" and respect my right to kill filthy casuals and to t-bag your corpse. If you can't accept me, you're a filthy hardscoper and need to check your prestige. Thank you for being so understanding.

1v1 me on Rust
1v1 me
Shrek's Swamp
Donkeys Only
No Onions

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The Flood / Re: 9/11
« on: March 03, 2015, 11:03:38 PM »
yeah, but those steels beams didnt lift

those jets though had mad gains from lifting their mass off the ground by pushing harder than gravity so they could fly

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The Flood / Re: Just So We Are Clear
« on: March 03, 2015, 10:59:42 PM »
I sexually Identify as a MLG Quickscoper. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of playing Modern Warfare and quickscoping disgusting Hardscopers. People say to me that a person being part of Faze is Impossible and I'm a fucking pleb but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install an aimbot, hacking software and a 100 dank memes on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Snipar's" and respect my right to kill filthy casuals and to t-bag your corpse. If you can't accept me, you're a filthy hardscoper and need to check your prestige. Thank you for being so understanding.

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The Flood / Re: Going to iHop in a bit
« on: March 03, 2015, 09:15:21 PM »
So we didn't go to iHop because it was full of niggers and the wait time was 15 minutes but it was 30 minutes passed that so we went to a pizza buffet.

OP did not deliver.
literally removed you from my buddy list

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The Flood / Re: lolKoenigsegg Regera
« on: March 03, 2015, 09:13:34 PM »
i like koenegroseggs dont oppress me
learn to spell

it's spelled Koeniggersegg
actually

clarkson was close

I see nignig in there

6820
The Flood / Re: so what's everyone doing for spring break?
« on: March 03, 2015, 08:56:18 PM »
just chill with my friends and family

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The Flood / Re: Do You Put Cereal or Milk in First?
« on: March 03, 2015, 08:50:49 PM »
the way i make oatmeal is I pour milk into a bowl and microwave it first

if I did that for cereal I would probably end up microwaving that shit on accident

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The Flood / Re: lolKoenigsegg Regera
« on: March 03, 2015, 08:44:12 PM »
i like koenegroseggs dont oppress me
learn to spell

it's spelled Koeniggersegg

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The Flood / Re: Going to iHop in a bit
« on: March 03, 2015, 08:34:24 PM »
I think its free pancake day
yeah of course you'd be the one to know this
and im sure you know just the right doctor to get your morphine from
morphine is for casuls

I snort cat urine and inject marijuanas

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The Flood / Re: lolKoenigsegg Regera
« on: March 03, 2015, 08:26:26 PM »
ah yes

Koenigsegg

the only hypercar company I care to read about

You can't be serious
yeah you're right I'm not

cause I don't even care about any hypercar company

lol

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The Flood / Re: Going to iHop in a bit
« on: March 03, 2015, 08:24:48 PM »
I think its free pancake day
yeah of course you'd be the one to know this

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The Flood / Re: Going to iHop in a bit
« on: March 03, 2015, 08:20:44 PM »
the holes on the salt and pepper shakers there are shaped like the star of david
international hanukkah of pancakes

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The Flood / Re: Do you have a lighter?
« on: March 03, 2015, 08:06:05 PM »
buy a zippo you cig-smoking pleb

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The Flood / Re: it costs 99 dollars to make this one sound
« on: March 03, 2015, 08:04:02 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Going to iHop in a bit
« on: March 03, 2015, 07:18:05 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Going to iHop in a bit
« on: March 03, 2015, 06:58:43 PM »
what time is it where you live?

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The Flood / Re: lolKoenigsegg Regera
« on: March 03, 2015, 06:51:02 PM »
Mmmm, 1500hp twinned V8.

OP just mad 'cuz he don't got a vee ate or any torks.
3-D printed turbos

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The Flood / Re: lolKoenigsegg Regera
« on: March 03, 2015, 06:46:55 PM »
ah yes

Koenigsegg

the only hypercar company I care to read about

6833
The Flood / Re: How sexist are you? Time to find out!
« on: March 03, 2015, 06:45:35 PM »
lol internet quizzes

6834
The Flood / Re: Taco?
« on: March 03, 2015, 05:38:45 PM »
burrito

6835
My old roommate (who was bi polar/schitzo) lost his cigs one day and, after storming through the house looking for them, grabbed his giant buay knife and started chopping his desk up.

Needless to say it was some p psychotic shit and I didn't feel very comfortable.
lol wtf

also don't you mean Bowie Knife?
w/e who cares
I CARE

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My old roommate (who was bi polar/schitzo) lost his cigs one day and, after storming through the house looking for them, grabbed his giant buay knife and started chopping his desk up.

Needless to say it was some p psychotic shit and I didn't feel very comfortable.
lol wtf

also don't you mean Bowie Knife?

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The Flood / Re: Why does Gaming get so heated?
« on: March 03, 2015, 03:13:22 PM »
whats a gaming

6838
lol what a guy

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone bought any of the new Bionicles?
« on: March 03, 2015, 11:36:13 AM »
i think im done buying those kinds of toys lol
>implying there's an age limit on Lego
><^v<><V^V^V^vMEMESARROWS<>^<>V^><^>V<^><<>>><^<^>V<<>V

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone bought any of the new Bionicles?
« on: March 03, 2015, 11:32:08 AM »
i think im done buying those kinds of toys lol

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