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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:40:12 PM »
what if its because of a really bad storm
i wouldn't be on a fucking boat then
exactly

thats why you drown cuz you fall off during the storm n die

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:32:26 PM »
So like what if you fall off a boat or something
well that would require him to go outside you see

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The Flood / Re: We Didn't Cut Enough
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:30:29 PM »
omg imagine being the soldier that kills a one direction member
do you think that gets you more or less virigins than a suicide bombing
idk he already has more than 72 virgins

look at his fanbase

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The Flood / Re: We Didn't Cut Enough
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:25:31 PM »
omg imagine being the soldier that kills a one direction member

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The Flood / semen demon
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:22:50 PM »
Semen Demon
Jizz Genie
Baby Batter Bringer
Cum Caresser
Lovegoo Lass
Sperm Summoner
Ejaculate Empress
Mayonnaise Maiden
Jizz Jockey
Spunk Monk
Sperm Worm
Sodomy Sentinel
Penile Perpetrator
Erection Confection
Salami Tsunami
Boner Condoner
Fluid Druid
Urethral Umpire
Wang Wizard
Knackers Knight
Prick Pirate
Dong Dominator
Cock Khan
Stiffy Sultan
Sausage Sergeant
Middle Leg Major
Pole Privateer
Shaft Specialist
Pecker Prodigy
Boner Benefactor
Baloney Poney Behemoth
Dick Juice Masseuse
Tallywhacker Smacker
Man Muscle Steam Shovel
Baby Batter Bladder
Willy Ghillie
Butt Hut
Glans Fans
Spooge Scrooge
Ejaculate Advocate
Skeet Treat
Wang Wrangler
Jism Prism
Smegma Savant
Anal Aficionado
Testicular Temptress
Spunk Trunk
Nut Slut
Cum Chum
Testicle Vestibule
Dick Duchess
Cock Sock
Testicle Tamer
Cock Clairvoyant
Scrotum Totem
Mattress Actress
Prostate Magistrate
Penis Machinist

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:20:59 PM »
um it takes like 5 seconds to learn how to swim
unless you were deathly scared of drowning, which i was
i learned how to swim in a big hot tub by the pool

or it was a normal sized hot tub because i was small(er) back then

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The Flood / Re: lol verbatim
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:17:26 PM »
um it takes like 5 seconds to learn how to swim

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The Flood / Re: elegiac breaks byrne's post count
« on: April 19, 2015, 09:03:09 PM »
A professional driver dying in a car crash is irony
No, it isn't. It's COMPLETELY expected. "Professional" means that you do something for a living. If you drive for a LIVING, you are FAR MORE LIKELY to die in a car crash than the average bear.

I mean come the fuck on.

It would only be ironic if he was driving in a car that was built like a tank, so that he'd never dies in a crash--and then he dies in a crash.

gee

i think i know irony better than the person trying to teach me!
HOW IRONIC
no he's a professional not-crashing-driver

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The Flood / Re: elegiac breaks byrne's post count
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:53:36 PM »
What is this thread?
a text-based meme

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The Flood / Re: elegiac breaks byrne's post count
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:35:53 PM »
so verb is gonna be LC

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The Flood / Re: elegiac breaks byrne's post count
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:31:28 PM »
for example

did you expect me to make this thread in the first place?

if you didn't, then that makes it ironic by default of your given standard

and since no one is psychic

everything outside of a routine (95% of all things that happen) are ironic
according to you
tru stop being a mormon

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The Flood / Re: Bye
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:26:58 PM »

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The Flood / Re: elegiac breaks byrne's post count
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:24:54 PM »

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The Flood / Re: elegiac breaks byrne's post count
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:23:26 PM »
This thread should be moved to Serious
shut up verb

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The Flood / Re: Bye
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:20:35 PM »
i miss him

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The Flood / Re: lol orion
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:01:10 PM »
fun fact:

five ryles cried during the creation of this thread

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The Flood / Re: Hey mods!?
« on: April 19, 2015, 04:31:31 PM »
no we need to make a universe board

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The Flood / Re: What was that thing Big Black Bear used to say?
« on: April 19, 2015, 02:54:10 PM »
the ultimate forced meme

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The Flood / Re: 10/10 albums
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:57:27 AM »
that feel when all your favorite albums are either EPs or mix discs

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The Flood / Re: Flood, I found me in fox form!
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:46:32 AM »
my avatar is the character emoticon from the game mungyodance

the character is stupid looking and annoyingly furry but thats the point
you are the ryle
i am indeed
do something funny
ok

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The Flood / Re: Flood, I found me in fox form!
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:43:58 AM »
my avatar is the character emoticon from the game mungyodance

the character is stupid looking and annoyingly furry but thats the point
you are the ryle
i am indeed

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The Flood / Re: Flood, I found me in fox form!
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:41:48 AM »
my avatar is the character emoticon from the game mungyodance

the character is stupid looking and annoyingly furry but thats the point

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The Flood / Re: mattyfez I know you're online
« on: April 19, 2015, 08:36:27 AM »

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The Flood / Re: This just in!
« on: April 18, 2015, 07:30:41 PM »
There are some undercover mods at the moment <.<
>reply is 30 minutes later after this thread was made

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The Flood / Re: What are the most ridiculous conspiracy theories?
« on: April 18, 2015, 01:30:57 PM »
that jet fuel can melt steel beams

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The Flood / Re: Join the HAES movement!
« on: April 18, 2015, 10:53:35 AM »
*sips a large diet coke*

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The Flood / Re: Jared Leto shows off more Joker
« on: April 18, 2015, 10:23:40 AM »
i guess you could he looks

medijoker

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The Flood / Re: theres a reason why gOD has OD in it
« on: April 17, 2015, 07:10:45 PM »
dont worry i got you covered

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The Flood / Re: brand new mclaren for sale
« on: April 17, 2015, 05:36:00 PM »
What if I make a new meme for you?
Is that enough?
nigga im practically swimming in memes
Then you will definitely appreciate this new, never seen before meme.
show me the money
i want the car first. if i show you the meme, then i've given it to you. you can't be trusted.
no
okay, here is one quarter of the meme
Spoiler
Please ignore the singularity, the meme is 4 dimensional in some parts.
4 dimemesional?

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