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14461
« on: September 02, 2014, 12:43:45 PM »
Nothing goes over my head. I am too quick, I would catch it.
14462
« on: September 02, 2014, 12:37:18 PM »
Are you two about to make gross furry love?
14463
« on: September 02, 2014, 12:33:13 PM »
That shit is an American cartoon though.
14464
« on: September 02, 2014, 12:31:53 PM »
14465
« on: September 02, 2014, 12:29:14 PM »
inb4avatarspam
14466
« on: September 02, 2014, 12:26:15 PM »
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm sure I can arrange something for you, Velox.
14467
« on: September 02, 2014, 12:14:43 PM »
I know that I dominate the flood but in real life even animals dominate me. They try to dominate me by sucking my dick. Even a kangaroo was sucking my dick. And another time a kangaroo was tonguing my butthole and jerking me off with its kangaroo hands.
So that's what they do in Australia.
14468
« on: September 02, 2014, 12:11:11 PM »
;3
14469
« on: September 02, 2014, 12:08:27 PM »
I wouldn't know.
Maybe I can help with that? Heh, I'm kidding. Unless... you know...
14470
« on: September 02, 2014, 11:52:49 AM »
humans are actually sperm's way of reproducing
i've cost them so many lives
14471
« on: September 02, 2014, 11:44:49 AM »
14472
« on: September 02, 2014, 11:32:57 AM »
14473
« on: September 02, 2014, 11:31:04 AM »
Spoiler I'm making an Elegiac.
14474
« on: September 02, 2014, 11:24:08 AM »
14475
« on: September 02, 2014, 11:23:34 AM »
To be frank, I would probably be grossed out by it.
I miss ya.
14476
« on: September 02, 2014, 11:21:28 AM »
The worst thing was that there was some construction work going on nearby, where they used explosives. The tremors didn't feel nice, so to speak.
It was definitively worth it, though.
You would hate to sit in my car. I have four 10 inch sub-woofers that I use to blast annoying techno music. Dem vibes.
14477
« on: September 02, 2014, 11:18:52 AM »
Damn.
I got hard as a diamond listening to that.
14478
« on: September 02, 2014, 11:17:28 AM »
It's hardcore alright. I'm like the muthafrickin' Wolverine or somethin'.
Jokes aside, it hurt like hell back then. I had to be on morphine intravenously for a week, and take pills for about a month afterwards.
: ( ow
14479
« on: September 02, 2014, 11:14:16 AM »
I'm eating Elegiac.
14480
« on: September 02, 2014, 11:09:45 AM »
O.o
Sounds hardcore. I hope the surgery goes well... No one wants metal bars inside of their chest.
14481
« on: September 02, 2014, 10:36:44 AM »
This would break.
I need to replace my tachometer with this.
14482
« on: September 02, 2014, 10:33:45 AM »
You bet your sweet Commie ass it does. Smells like goddamn freedom
Deep-fried freedom.
14483
« on: September 02, 2014, 10:31:52 AM »
Bacon, democracy, diabetes, and hookers.
I bet that smells great.
14484
« on: September 02, 2014, 10:29:28 AM »
4 times more Merica
What does that look like?
14485
« on: September 02, 2014, 08:05:26 AM »
If we had DAS B00T x4?
14486
« on: September 02, 2014, 07:20:12 AM »
*colour
But I'm posting this from the Moon, which is American.
14487
« on: September 02, 2014, 01:21:54 AM »
Damn.
14488
« on: September 02, 2014, 01:17:18 AM »
either/or
Nah. You're a fox. Foxes are pretty much always sluts.
14489
« on: September 02, 2014, 01:14:21 AM »
It depends if you buy me dinner or not.
14490
« on: September 02, 2014, 12:49:14 AM »
I was using FF to make a Stylish style for this site, and Firefox was lagging like crazy, so I gave up.
I too, and stuck with Google Crum.
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