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« on: September 20, 2014, 09:19:22 PM »
i think ember is gonna overdose
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« on: September 20, 2014, 09:01:48 PM »
You don't deserve the witty humor of Penn Jilette, you don't deserve a clear understanding of the universe. You don't have one, you care more about burning happy people on Facebook than understanding life. You make me hurt. You hate Sir Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein because they were religious I presume? I imagine so, now go die in a gutter - like your overlord of literature.
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« on: September 20, 2014, 08:56:10 PM »
I've discovered over the weekend my thermoharmonic modules have reverted to previous states and I've lost all progress. The weird thing is my oblidisk is stuck at maximum capacity. I've tried reconfiguring my visceral conduits but my reticulating oscillator unit keeps giving me dead ends. Is this a known flaw in the JVXThH-729 system? Am I doing something wrong?
If you're running at max capacity I'd suspect two things:
1.) Your Bozeman caps have been inverted, although the sockets are keyed so that they can't really be re-inserted incorrectly after service, -or-
2.) Your in-situ integrator harmonic is out phase. Hopefully that's it because alpha grade calibration is easy for the hobbyist. Did you clear the oblidisk buffer of any residual covariance vectors before you began?
I don't know what's causing your problem, but if you haven't yet re-initialized the thermoharmonics it may be possible to at least partially reconstruct their last dynamic costability state by submerging them in mineral oil and applying a magnetoresonant neutron pulse with a sweep of 6-13 mJ directly into the sequencer cavity. Start at the index mark and rotate them 2˚ CCW between pulses. Measure the refracted energy at the expansion port, then subtract it from the average pulse energy (i.e. 9.5 mJ) to determine the costability state at that point in the module. If it comes up at exactly 9.5 mJ then you probably have a failing coil which should be replaced, but anything else and you can simply record it and transfer it to a new thermoharmonic module. Good luck! Sometimes it's the little things, after running in maintenance to deionize the Bramley diverters, i spaced and left j11 grounded to the oscillator housing, and ran into the same problem. What's the impedance across your freburg bus's 3rd and 7th posts? If it's anywhere above 1.11Ω, you've likely left something bridged that shouldn't be.
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« on: September 20, 2014, 08:52:03 PM »
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« on: September 20, 2014, 08:50:08 PM »
This is what happens when you try to save money with 5% dysprosium meta-resonance chamber solution
Well, at least there's only one major divergence point, and as far as I can tell, there are NO convergence points.
It's usually bad advice, but you CAN "fix it in post," as they say in the film and audio businesses.
As long as you have a reliable source of Theta flux to put into this thing, you can just compare your output data to your EXPECTED output data, and use that to make a convolution filter to apply to your real data.
Now, this is only as good as your original reference flux source, but you'd be surprised at how well this works. Google "deconvolution" - seriously, even if you're not into VX.
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« on: September 20, 2014, 08:43:41 PM »
Song? Song? song? song name?
Navyrude-Sealstorm
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« on: September 20, 2014, 08:40:05 PM »
Average Day in the Life of a Sapphire Member
Today we will follow "Jeff." Jeff has school today. First day back from summer, he is now going to be a freshman in high school.
Jeff awakens to the piercing sound of crashing ocean waves. Slamming the alarm off, he turns over to catch a few more Zs. But his mother wouldn't have that.
"Jeffy, back your bags and get your breakfast, the bus leaves in 10 minutes!"
Jeffy, barely audible, replies, "OKAYYYY MOMMMMMM GGRRRRBBLLLLLLLLlll pp..."
Did you know that when you were born the doctor turned around and slapped your mother?
"Damn that voice, damn it to Harlow's dungeon!" Jeff thinks. The voice in his head has now awoken him sufficiently, and he rises from his bed. The rest of his morning preparations go uneventfully, and he climbs aboard the bright yellow school bus on time. As Jeff finishes ascending the steps he takes a leisurely scan down the bus for available seating. He sees a neighbor, a fellow Sapphire member, seated three seats down. Jeff scuffles over and smiles at Pip as he sits down. Naturally, Jeff begins a normal conversation with Pip.
"Hey P, you see Harlow's post in Sapphire? Funny as hell right? He must be pretty cool."
"Ya he's chill, I totally respect him," Pip replies.
Jeff starts again, "What about th-"
"Please stop talking about Sapphire," Pip says forcefully. Taken back and a bit offended, Jeff turns to face straight ahead. Pondering, he begins talking again.
"But we always talk about our epic forum adventures, I thought you liked Sapphire."
Pip is more relaxed and sincere now, his initial annoyance has receded.
"I do, but this is high school. We can't be talking about some internet forum group and about how we adore Harlow with all of our hearts."
Jeff, saddened, doesn't understand his dear friend's sentiment.
Pip continues, "If we want to get any new friends we gotta be-"
Jeff cuts in, "not gotta, we should, Pip. Should."
"Yeah. Anyway, we should discuss more social things, worldly events, stuff like that. No one will want to talk about what we normally talk about."
Now Jeff is quite sad. He feels some pulsing pains in his butt, and his buttox tightens. But Jeff is used to this sensation, so he quickly relaxes his butt muscles.
After a few quiet minutes, the bus arrives at school.Jeff hops out and sees Pip already talking with other unfamiliar kids. Disappointed but still light-hearted for school, he strolls through the front doors. Jeff's first class is History. He grabs a seat between a cute girl with ponytailed black hair (to his left) and an a kid (on his right) whos bulging flaps of lipid protruded so far as to nearly touch Jeff's desk. Jeff had now nearly gone 10 minutes without speaking to anyone. After figuring the fat kid may be feeling jolly and acceptable, Jeff leans over, avoiding the kid's fat, and half-whispers,
"Hey you like history? Know anything about this teacher?"
The fat kid turns his melon and answers with harsh pickle-smelling breath, "All I know is that I wanna suck her tits bro, hahaha."
Jeff was quite startled by such a frank remark. Replying hastily, he replies, "Yeah like Harlow sucked Jay hahaha man that must have been great."
Fatty stared at him. "The -blam!- you babbling about bro?"
"Nevermind," Jeff said as Fatty's babe of a teacher began introducing herself to the class.
Her name is Shiska and indeed she is attractive. Her boobs bounce when she walks to and fro, and her generous buttcheecks wave hello to anyone fortunate enough to get a good look. And you can be sure Fatty does.
Suddenly Fatty begins moaning ever so slightly. Jeff glances over and sees Fatty obviously jerking his wang beneath his flabs of fat and his I LUV METAL t-shirt. With the smell of large wet pickles in the air, the faint sound of "fapfapfapfapfap," and Shiska's swaying breasts, Jeff begins to get horny. The chemicals are swimming throughout his body.
It has been 5 hours. When will you satisfy yourself to this glory?
"Not now I am in class," Jeff thinks.
FOOL. You cannot resist. Imagine what you would do to that. You can live that right now.
"No, I can't," Jeff insists.
YES. PLEASURE YOURSELF LIKE FATTY. SPRAY YOURSELF OVER THAT CUTE GIRL OVER THERE. I SEE HER, YOU SEE HER. WHY WAIT?!
"NO!" Jeff yells in his head. Or so he thought. He sees all students turn and look directly at him. Even the fapfapfap has ceased.
"I'm sorry, I need to use the restroom," Jeff quickly mutters and bolts out of the room.
Still horny as hell, Jeff claims himself a stall in the freshly polished restroom and begins to ponder.
"Well, no one else is here right now..."
Yes. Do it. It will be so satisfying. Imagine the pleasuring.
Jeff is now speaking aloud. "You don't need to remind me!" Jeff states defiantly, whips out a picture of a young body clad scantily and simultaneously whips out his raging dick. Stroking and moaning, Jeff proceeds to pleasure himself in a dirty way which he often fantasized about: in a public restroom!
"-blam!- the world, muahahaha!" Jeff laughs menacingly and joyfully as he explodes onto the green stall door ahead of him.
After cleaning himself and his secretions, Jeff strolls out of the restroom happier than ever, forgetting he has his fap picture in his hand. By sheer chance, his friend Pip is walking into the restroom.
"Dude, you know you are holding a picture of Harlow? Better put that away. People may think you are weird with a picture of a random dude, especially one with the dude wearing basically nothing."
Jeff looks up, embarrassed at first, but the initial feeling passes.
"I don't care what they think," he says, giggling.
"Alright man, see ya later," Pip replies, rushing past.
His eyes following his friend rush into the bathroom, Jeff caught a glance of a picture jutting out of Pip's right pocket.
"Hehe...what if we both?..." Jeff thinks.
You still have some more in there. Do it for Harlow.
Jeff casually makes his way into the restroom behind Pip.
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« on: September 20, 2014, 08:38:38 PM »
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"...mark my fucking words." . ° . ● . ° ☾ ° ¸. ● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . . °☆ . ● ¸ . ★ ° . • ○ ° ★ . "...You think you can get away with doing" * ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ . °☆ . ● ¸ . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ★ ° :. . • ○ ° * . ☾ ° ¸. * ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ °☆ . ● ¸ ★ ° . . ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ° . * . . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ "...that shit over the Internet?" ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . . °☆ . ● ¸ . ★ ° . • ○ ° ★ . . ☾ ° ¸. "...Think again, fucker." ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸. ● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸"...As we speak" * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸.● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° "...I am contacting my secret network of spies" ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . "...across the USA" ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸. ● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . . °☆ . ● ¸ "...and your IP is being traced right now" ★ ° . • ○ ° ★ . . ☾ ° ¸. * ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ . °☆ . ● ¸ . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ★ ° :. . • ○ ° . ☾ ° ¸. * ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ °☆ . ● "...so you better prepare for the storm, maggot." ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ° . * . . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . "...The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing" . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . . °☆ . ● ¸ . ★ ° . • ○ ° ★ . . ☾ ° ¸. * ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * "...you call your life." ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ° ★ . . . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸. ● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● "...You’re fucking dead,"¸ . ° ☾ ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸"...kid" ● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ "...I can be anywhere," ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ "anytime," . ★ ° :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸. ● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° "...and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways," ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . . °☆ . ● ¸ . ★ ° . • ○ ° ★ . . ☾ ° ¸. * ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ . °☆ . ● ¸ . "...and that’s just with my bare hands." . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ○ ° ★ . . ☾ ° ¸. * ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ . °☆ . ● ¸ . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ★ ° :. . • ○ ° * . ☾ ° ¸. * ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ °☆ . ● ¸ ★ ° . . ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ °"...Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat," . . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . . °☆ . ● ¸ . ★ ° . • ○ ° ★ . . ☾ ° ¸. * ● ¸ "...but I have access to the entire arsenal" ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ °★ . . . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° "...of the United States Marine Corps" ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸. ● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . "...and I will use it to its full extent" * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ° ★. * . . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸. ● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • °:"..to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent," . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . . °☆ . ● ¸ . ★ ° . • ○ ° ★ . . ☾ ° ¸. * ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ . °☆ . ● ¸ . "...you little shit." . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ○ ° ★ . . ☾ ° ¸. * ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ . °☆ . ● ¸ . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ★ ° :. . • ○ ° * . ☾ ° ¸. * ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ °☆ . ● ¸ ★ ° . . ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. "...If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little" ○ ° . * . . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . . °☆ . ● ¸ . ★ ° . • ○ ° ★ . "...“clever” stunt was about to bring down upon you," ☾ ° ¸. * ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ° ★ . . . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸. ● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . "...maybe you would have held your fucking tongue." :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸. ● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸. ● . ★ "...But you couldn’t" ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . . °☆ . ● ¸ . ★ ° . • ○ ° ★ . . ☾ ° ¸. * ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ . °☆ . ● ¸ "...you didn’t," . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ . °☆ . ● ¸ . ★ ° . • ○ ° ★ . . ☾ ° ¸. * ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ . °☆ . ● ¸ . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ○ ° ★ . . "...and now you’re paying the price," ☾ ° ¸. * ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ . °☆ . ● ¸ . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ★ ° :. . • ○ ° . ☾ ° ¸. * ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ °☆ . ● ¸ ★ ° . . ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ° . * . . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . . °☆ . ● "... you goddamn idiot."¸ . ★ ° . • ○ ° ★ . . ☾ ° ¸. * ● ¸ ° ☾ °☆ . * ¸. ★ ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸. ● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. "...I will shit fury all over you." • ○ ° ★ . * . . ° . ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸. ● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ○ ° ★ . * "...and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo." ● . ° ☾ °☆ ¸.● . ★ ★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ ★ :. . • ○ ° ★ . * . .. ° ¸. * ● ¸ . ° ☾ ° ¸. ● ¸ . ★ ° :. . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ★ ★☾ °★ . ★ ° . . . ☾ °☆ . * ● ¸ . ★ ° :. -A short story by Scholastic ©- . • ○ ° ★
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« on: September 20, 2014, 08:37:14 PM »
SanghieliWarrior was kneeling at the end of the bed, butt naked. Ready to take Ryle's throbbing elite phallus into his tight ass. Ripa was laying down on the bed, his legs hanging over the edge so that SanghieliWarrior's snout was at his crotch, and Ryle was standing behind SanghieliWarrior's ass, ready to dominate.
The elites growled and huffed, ready to take the great journey with eachother. SanghieliWarrior hovered his mandibles above Ripa's erect cock, and plunged his maw onto it, making Ripa groan with delight. Then he felt Ryle poke at his ass, teasing his tailhole with his pre coated pride. Then he felt Ryle thrust....
SanghieliWarrior howled with agonized pleasure as he felt the ridge covered dick slide into his tight ass and press against his prostate. Ryle placed his hands around SanghieliWarrior's waist and thrust until his hilt met SanghieliWarrior's cheeks. Then SanghieliWarrior continued to suck ripa off, his maw was coated in the elite's purple pre-cum.
Ripa shuddered and placed his hands on SanghieliWarrior's head and said "oooo brother, you are amazing." Ryle knodded in agreement as he continued thrusting. "Your passage is tighter than that of a human's!" SanghieliWarrior began to sway back and forth with pleasure as he was fucked in the ass.
an hour passed...and then 2 hours. Pleasure began to build SanghieliWarrior's mid-region....
Ryle growled and picked up the pace, he began to thrust harder and deeper, causing SanghieliWarrior to coo with pleasure. SanghieliWarrior slid his hands under Ripa's buttocks and gave them a squeeze, his finger slid up Ripa's hole and Ripa howled with pleasure. SanghieliWarrior wiggled his finger, making Ripa buck a little. He continued sucking the elite off while being pounded in the ass.
"BY THE GODS!" he thought, "I haven't felt this way since I encountered the demon!" Soon, all 3 of the elites were approaching their threshold. And at the same times, they howled. Ryle blew his load into SanghieliWarrior's depths, Ripa blew his load onto SanghieliWarrior's face, getting it coated with green elite c*m, and SanghieliWarrior blew his load onto the floor. He felt like his body was tearing itself apart!
30 minutes later, the orgasms settled down and they all fell asleep.
The next morning, 3 naked teenagers were found dead in the woods. Autopsy reports showed that they overdosed on LSD.
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« on: September 20, 2014, 08:34:58 PM »
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« on: September 20, 2014, 08:33:06 PM »
when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?
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« on: September 20, 2014, 08:27:43 PM »
you're welcome ember
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« on: September 20, 2014, 08:23:03 PM »
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
(ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง
ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ
ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ
┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง
ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ
(ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง
༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽
༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽
༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽
༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽
ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr.
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)
ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽
༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽
༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽
༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽
┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐
ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ
<ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ>
ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ
༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽
( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °)
(▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)
(ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง
(✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚)
Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ
(ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง
( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ
༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ
( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)
( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)
( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ
Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ
༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽
ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ
~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~
work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger
ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ
ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽
13214
« on: September 20, 2014, 08:21:30 PM »
Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8.
13215
« on: September 20, 2014, 08:17:36 PM »
have you ever met m00t in your life? i did, i saw him while he was shopping 3 years ago and i was stunned. my child hero was there, in front of me, he just took a quick glance at me and passed me by. he did it with such charism of a casual but classy man who knows what he is doing. i wanted to smell his clothes so bad because i always wondered how m00t smells. i followed him after, i would never ever hurt him, i just wanted to know where he lives so i could walk around his neighbourhood and maybe start a little talk with him. he wasnt heading home obviously, but even if i started conversation with him i wouldnt know what to say. what to tell him who already knows everything. its hard to impress such wisdom guys like him. i was happy but i was sad too because i realized how small i am. anyway, this is my song for m00t in my native language http://vocaroo.com/i/s08hYWDWqTvf
13216
« on: September 20, 2014, 08:13:29 PM »
"Who the fuck keeps starting these goddamn threads. OP if I ever find out who you are i'm going to peel your fucking face off. Then i'm going to keep you hooked up to an IV in my basement and feed you the necessary nutrients to slowly keep you alive long enough to survive each passing day. Then i'm going to go to your house and wear your face and eat dinner with your family. Then slowly over a 6 month process i'll seduce your mother while i'm wearing your face and well proceed to have extremely passionate sex and just as she's about to cum i'll rip off your face and pin her down and proceed to peel off her face as well. Then i'll wait until your dad comes home from work and while wearing your mothers face on top of your face i'll seduce him as well and in the middle of our fervent fuck fest just as he's about to bust his load i'll rip off your mothers face and force your dad to look me dead in the eyes as he unloads inside of his baby boy. Then i'll peel off your dads face and go down to my basement and get on top of you. Ill then proceed to facefuck you with the fury of a thousand suns so that the last image you see before dying is your father violently stuffing his cock into the muscley pulp that used to be your face. "
13217
« on: September 20, 2014, 08:01:46 PM »
I cannot tell if you are being serious or not, since you usually like to be a cunt when it comes to the topic of gender.
I'm actually serious. I never seriously insulted anyone's gender on here.
13218
« on: September 20, 2014, 07:59:15 PM »
Youtube should already work. Just use the YouTube tags and the iframe will show up as a video on tapatalk.
I can link, I just can't see most Youtube vids linked. I have to use web view to see them
I actually noticed that if YouTube links are just standard hyperlinks like that, then they show up on Tapatalk.
13219
« on: September 20, 2014, 07:51:42 PM »
Art. STEM is a load of fucking bullshit.
lol we had something called steam at my highschool
13220
« on: September 20, 2014, 07:42:01 PM »
Just some different options besides male or female for the forum profile settings would be accommodating. I would also say to add sexual orientation, but maybe that's too much.
13221
« on: September 20, 2014, 07:38:01 PM »
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I just found this on the web and I never knew it existed before.
What the fuck.
13222
« on: September 20, 2014, 07:20:01 PM »
whatthefu
ckdidyoujustfucki
ngsayaboutme,youlittlebi
tch?I’llhaveyou knowIgra
duatedtopofmy classin
theNavySeals,an dI’veb
eeninvolvedinnum erous
secretraids onAl-Q uaeda,andIh aveov
er300confirmedkills .Iamtrainedingo rill
awarfareandI’mthe topsniperintheentireU
Sarme dforces.You arenothingtomebutjust
anothertarget.Iwillw ipeyouthefu ckoutwith
precisionthelikesof whichhasneverbeenseen
beforeonthisEarth,markmyfuckingwords .Yout
hinky oucangetawaywithsa yingth
atshi ttomeov ertheI
nterne t?Thin
kagain ,fucke
r.Aswe speakI
amcon tact ingmys
ecre tnetw ork ofspie
sacr osstheUSAa ndyou rIPisbein
gtrac edrightno wsoyo ubetterprepa
refor thestorm,m aggot .Thest ormt
hatwi pesoutthe pathe ticlitt lethi
ngyou callyourl ife.Yo u’refuc kingd
ead,k id.Icanb eanywhere,anytime,an dIcanki llyou
inov ersevenh undredways,andthat’sjustwith mybar
ehan ds.Noto nlyam Iexte nsivelytra inedin
unar medcomba t,b utIhaveaccesstoth eentir
earse nalof theUn itedStatesMarineCo rpsandI
will useit toitsfu llextenttowipeyourm iserable
assof fthefaceofthec ontinent ,youlittl
eshit .Ifonlyyouco uldh avekno wnwh atunh
olyret ribu tion yourli ttle“cle
ver”co mme ntwas abou
ttobring down upony ou,m
aybeyou woul dhaveheldyourf
uck ingtongue. Buty oucouldn’t,youd
idn’t,a ndnowyou’repaying the price,y o
ugoddamnidiot. Iwillshitfuryallovery ouan dyouwil
ldro wninit.You’ref uckingdead,kidd o.Wwhatthefuckdidyouj
ustf uckingsaya boutme,youl ittlebitch?I’llhave
youk nowIgr aduatedtopof mycla ssintheNavy
Seals,andI ’vebeeninvo lved
innumer oussecre trai
dso nAl-Qu aeda
,andIh aveo
ver300conf
irmedki
lls
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴿʸᶫᵉ, ɪᴛ'ˢ ᴍᴇ, ᴱᵐᵇᵉʳ⋅ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴍᴇ﹖ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜˢᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴜʟʟʏ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴡᴀˢ ᴀ ᴋɪᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ɢʀᴇᴡ ᴜᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛᴏᴜɢʜ ᕦ⁽ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°⁾ᕤ ⋅ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇғᴇɴᴅ ᴍʏ ʜᴏɴᴏʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɪᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀ﹡﹡ ⁽ง'̀⁻'́⁾ง
What the Darude - Sandstorm did you just Darude - Sandstorm say about me, you little Darude - Sandstorm? I’ll have you know I Darude - Sandstorm top of my class in the Darude - Sandstorm , and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Darude - Sandstorm, and I have over 300 confirmed Darude - Sandstorm. I am trained in Darude - Sandstorm and I’m the top Darude - Sandstorm in the entire Darude - Sandstorm. You are nothing to me but just another Darude - Sandstorm. I will Darude - Sandstorm you the Darude - Sandstorm out with Darude - Sandstorm the likes of which has never been Darude - Sandstorm before on this Darude - Sandstorm, mark my Darude - Sandstorm words. You think you can get away with saying that Darude - Sandstorm to me over the Darude - Sandstorm? Think again, Darude - Sandstorm. As we Darude - Sandstorm I am contacting my secret network of Darude - Sandstorm across the Darude - Sandstorm and Darude - Sandstorm is being Darude - Sandstorm right now so you better prepare for the Darude - Sandstorm, Darude - Sandstorm . The Darude - Sandstorm that wipes out the Darude - Sandstorm little thing you call your Darude - Sandstorm . You’re fucking Darude - Sandstorm, Darude - Sandstorm. Darude - Sandstorm can be Darude - Sandstorm, and I can Darude - Sandstorm you in over seven hundred Darude - Sandstorm, and that’s just with my bare Darude - Sandstorm. Not only am I extensively trained in Darude - Sandstorm, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Darude - Sandstorm and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your Darude - Sandstorm off the face of the Darude - Sandstorm, you Darude - Sandstorm. If only you could have known what Darude - Sandstorm your little “clever” Darude - Sandstorm was about to bring down upon Darude - Sandstorm, maybe you would have held your Darude - Sandstorm. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the Darude - Sandstorm, you Darude - Sandstorm. I will shit Darude - Sandstorm all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking Darude - Sandstorm, kiddo.
What the fuck have you been saying about Call of Duty, you little shits? Ill have you know I got 15th prestige with 850,000 kills, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on the EA headquarters, and I have over 300,000 confirmed dollars won in MLG tournaments against you BattleFags. I am trained in PS3 warfare and Im the top quickscoper in the entire US servers. You are all nothing to me but just some hardscoping faggots. I will wipe you the fuck out with killstreaks and noob tubes the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Call of Duty over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of dropshotters across the USA and your PSN accounts are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggots. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little games you call "Battlefield". Your k/d is fucking horrible, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can snipe you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just without my controller. Not only am I extensively trained in sniper combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Activision and Infinity Ward and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of PSN and XBOX LIVE, you little shits. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comments were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiots. I will shit pwnage all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking noscoped, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, customer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at UTI, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Jiffy Lube, and I have over 300 confirmed oil changes. I am trained in timing belt replacement and I’m the top technician in the entire ASE. You are nothing to me but just another client. I will fix your car the fuck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the shop counter? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of certified mechanics across the USA and your VIN is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that repairs the pathetic little thing you call your vehicle. Your car's fucking fixed, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can change your fluids in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in engine and transmission swaps, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the garage and I will use it to its full extent to repair everything wrong with your vehicle, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy repairs your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the parts and labor fees, you goddamn idiot. I will shit your old motor oil and transmission fluid all over you and you will drown in it. Your car's fucking repaired, kiddo.
13223
« on: September 20, 2014, 07:15:59 PM »
whatthefu
ckdidyoujustfucki
ngsayaboutme,youlittlebi
tch?I’llhaveyou knowIgra
duatedtopofmy classin
theNavySeals,an dI’veb
eeninvolvedinnum erous
secretraids onAl-Q uaeda,andIh aveov
er300confirmedkills .Iamtrainedingo rill
awarfareandI’mthe topsniperintheentireU
Sarme dforces.You arenothingtomebutjust
anothertarget.Iwillw ipeyouthefu ckoutwith
precisionthelikesof whichhasneverbeenseen
beforeonthisEarth,markmyfuckingwords .Yout
hinky oucangetawaywithsa yingth
atshi ttomeov ertheI
nterne t?Thin
kagain ,fucke
r.Aswe speakI
amcon tact ingmys
ecre tnetw ork ofspie
sacr osstheUSAa ndyou rIPisbein
gtrac edrightno wsoyo ubetterprepa
refor thestorm,m aggot .Thest ormt
hatwi pesoutthe pathe ticlitt lethi
ngyou callyourl ife.Yo u’refuc kingd
ead,k id.Icanb eanywhere,anytime,an dIcanki llyou
inov ersevenh undredways,andthat’sjustwith mybar
ehan ds.Noto nlyam Iexte nsivelytra inedin
unar medcomba t,b utIhaveaccesstoth eentir
earse nalof theUn itedStatesMarineCo rpsandI
will useit toitsfu llextenttowipeyourm iserable
assof fthefaceofthec ontinent ,youlittl
eshit .Ifonlyyouco uldh avekno wnwh atunh
olyret ribu tion yourli ttle“cle
ver”co mme ntwas abou
ttobring down upony ou,m
aybeyou woul dhaveheldyourf
uck ingtongue. Buty oucouldn’t,youd
idn’t,a ndnowyou’repaying the price,y o
ugoddamnidiot. Iwillshitfuryallovery ouan dyouwil
ldro wninit.You’ref uckingdead,kidd o.Wwhatthefuckdidyouj
ustf uckingsaya boutme,youl ittlebitch?I’llhave
youk nowIgr aduatedtopof mycla ssintheNavy
Seals,andI ’vebeeninvo lved
innumer oussecre trai
dso nAl-Qu aeda
,andIh aveo
ver300conf
irmedki
lls
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴿʸᶫᵉ, ɪᴛ'ˢ ᴍᴇ, ᴱᵐᵇᵉʳ⋅ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴍᴇ﹖ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜˢᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴜʟʟʏ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴡᴀˢ ᴀ ᴋɪᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ɢʀᴇᴡ ᴜᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛᴏᴜɢʜ ᕦ⁽ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°⁾ᕤ ⋅ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇғᴇɴᴅ ᴍʏ ʜᴏɴᴏʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɪᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀ﹡﹡ ⁽ง'̀⁻'́⁾ง
What the Darude - Sandstorm did you just Darude - Sandstorm say about me, you little Darude - Sandstorm? I’ll have you know I Darude - Sandstorm top of my class in the Darude - Sandstorm , and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Darude - Sandstorm, and I have over 300 confirmed Darude - Sandstorm. I am trained in Darude - Sandstorm and I’m the top Darude - Sandstorm in the entire Darude - Sandstorm. You are nothing to me but just another Darude - Sandstorm. I will Darude - Sandstorm you the Darude - Sandstorm out with Darude - Sandstorm the likes of which has never been Darude - Sandstorm before on this Darude - Sandstorm, mark my Darude - Sandstorm words. You think you can get away with saying that Darude - Sandstorm to me over the Darude - Sandstorm? Think again, Darude - Sandstorm. As we Darude - Sandstorm I am contacting my secret network of Darude - Sandstorm across the Darude - Sandstorm and Darude - Sandstorm is being Darude - Sandstorm right now so you better prepare for the Darude - Sandstorm, Darude - Sandstorm . The Darude - Sandstorm that wipes out the Darude - Sandstorm little thing you call your Darude - Sandstorm . You’re fucking Darude - Sandstorm, Darude - Sandstorm. Darude - Sandstorm can be Darude - Sandstorm, and I can Darude - Sandstorm you in over seven hundred Darude - Sandstorm, and that’s just with my bare Darude - Sandstorm. Not only am I extensively trained in Darude - Sandstorm, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Darude - Sandstorm and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your Darude - Sandstorm off the face of the Darude - Sandstorm, you Darude - Sandstorm. If only you could have known what Darude - Sandstorm your little “clever” Darude - Sandstorm was about to bring down upon Darude - Sandstorm, maybe you would have held your Darude - Sandstorm. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the Darude - Sandstorm, you Darude - Sandstorm. I will shit Darude - Sandstorm all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking Darude - Sandstorm, kiddo.
13224
« on: September 20, 2014, 07:10:27 PM »
i am not surprised by this
13225
« on: September 20, 2014, 07:07:38 PM »
whatthefu
ckdidyoujustfucki
ngsayaboutme,youlittlebi
tch?I’llhaveyou knowIgra
duatedtopofmy classin
theNavySeals,an dI’veb
eeninvolvedinnum erous
secretraids onAl-Q uaeda,andIh aveov
er300confirmedkills .Iamtrainedingo rill
awarfareandI’mthe topsniperintheentireU
Sarme dforces.You arenothingtomebutjust
anothertarget.Iwillw ipeyouthefu ckoutwith
precisionthelikesof whichhasneverbeenseen
beforeonthisEarth,markmyfuckingwords .Yout
hinky oucangetawaywithsa yingth
atshi ttomeov ertheI
nterne t?Thin
kagain ,fucke
r.Aswe speakI
amcon tact ingmys
ecre tnetw ork ofspie
sacr osstheUSAa ndyou rIPisbein
gtrac edrightno wsoyo ubetterprepa
refor thestorm,m aggot .Thest ormt
hatwi pesoutthe pathe ticlitt lethi
ngyou callyourl ife.Yo u’refuc kingd
ead,k id.Icanb eanywhere,anytime,an dIcanki llyou
inov ersevenh undredways,andthat’sjustwith mybar
ehan ds.Noto nlyam Iexte nsivelytra inedin
unar medcomba t,b utIhaveaccesstoth eentir
earse nalof theUn itedStatesMarineCo rpsandI
will useit toitsfu llextenttowipeyourm iserable
assof fthefaceofthec ontinent ,youlittl
eshit .Ifonlyyouco uldh avekno wnwh atunh
olyret ribu tion yourli ttle“cle
ver”co mme ntwas abou
ttobring down upony ou,m
aybeyou woul dhaveheldyourf
uck ingtongue. Buty oucouldn’t,youd
idn’t,a ndnowyou’repaying the price,y o
ugoddamnidiot. Iwillshitfuryallovery ouan dyouwil
ldro wninit.You’ref uckingdead,kidd o.Wwhatthefuckdidyouj
ustf uckingsaya boutme,youl ittlebitch?I’llhave
youk nowIgr aduatedtopof mycla ssintheNavy
Seals,andI ’vebeeninvo lved
innumer oussecre trai
dso nAl-Qu aeda
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« on: September 20, 2014, 07:05:01 PM »
damn kids and their yu-gi-oh cards
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« on: September 20, 2014, 07:02:12 PM »
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« on: September 20, 2014, 07:01:17 PM »
he's super sonic, like plate tectonics, and he'll infect you like bubonic
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« on: September 20, 2014, 06:56:48 PM »
lol i like supras
they make me feel like I'm from the future
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« on: September 20, 2014, 06:55:40 PM »
can't Cheat the Chronic
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