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13141
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:59:34 PM »
*shekels are sucked into a black hole near the front of the church*
interesting auto-jew mechanisms this building has
13142
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:55:35 PM »
*walks in*
ALLAHU SNACKBAR!
*vest explodes sending doritos and mountain dew all over church*
ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)
13143
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:52:27 PM »
*shuffles in wearing a fedora and takes a seat*
13144
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:50:20 PM »
dude i don't even care
just go nuts with your threads
13145
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:48:53 PM »
i haven't seen anyone wearing a fedora recently, but i remember one of my elementary school friends would sometimes wear a fedora
seriously
father ember we need to set up the mass
13146
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:46:45 PM »
dude
you're the most interesting user here for me now
Really? Because I've heard some stories from the flood that I find infinitely more interesting than mine.
i want to get an evo and use it for rallying is the reason why you're living my dream
13147
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:46:02 PM »
patriarchy is responsible for the shape of the donut
topkek
13148
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:42:45 PM »
that car gives me a boner
i wanna see your car
Sorry mate, my sponsors have a fucking hard on against taking pictures of the car... they want it so that the only people to see it are my friends on facebook, and the people on the sidelines, because they say that "the only people interested in the car are the people on the sidelines, and they are the ones that are going to buy our stuff."
it's fucking stupid if you ask me, but I don't have a say in that stuff.
is it for rallying?
yeah, both the Evos are for rally, The Raptor is for transport, and my fusion is for grocery runs and is my daily driver
dude you're the most interesting user here for me now
13149
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:39:26 PM »
that car gives me a boner
i wanna see your car
Sorry mate, my sponsors have a fucking hard on against taking pictures of the car... they want it so that the only people to see it are my friends on facebook, and the people on the sidelines, because they say that "the only people interested in the car are the people on the sidelines, and they are the ones that are going to buy our stuff."
it's fucking stupid if you ask me, but I don't have a say in that stuff.
is it for rallying?
13150
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:33:05 PM »
I don't know why, but I expected you to be that boring.
well if you are ever so curious about my life, I was just in a conference call with my mechanics and my sponsors about a new paint job and body work for my Evo VIII, apparently the bright orange with neon green decals I already had isn't "flashy enough."
that car gives me a boner i wanna see your car
13151
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:31:45 PM »
13152
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:24:17 PM »
So true. Though if you've ever dated a feminist, you'll find that they're even worse in person.
I actually had a feminist ask me out once. She got so pissed when I said no. I didn't feel bad at fucking all.
Lol, that's hilarious.
She basically showed me that very moment how much of a crazy bitch she was. I haven't talked to her since.
13153
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:18:56 PM »
So true. Though if you've ever dated a feminist, you'll find that they're even worse in person.
I actually had a feminist ask me out once. She got so pissed when I said no. I didn't feel bad at fucking all.
13154
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:15:29 PM »
I go away to answer an essay question on Oliver Cromwell and I come back to this. What the fuck is going on?
iunno 
13155
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:10:21 PM »
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
You check your goddam privilege! I identify as a Type VIIC Unterseeboot and plastic surgery can't help me live in the water as I should!
dude that's not even a real gender you fucking shitlord
FUCK YOU HELI SCUM!
das confirmed for heliphobe
YOU"RE JUST A HYPOCRITICAL FUCKSTICK!
*blows up your sub with hellfire missiles... somehow*
Oh, so now being a special snowflake grants you the power to ignore the laws of physics? Douchecanoe.
yeah it's part of my sexuality you fucking heliphobe
You people are just fucking awful.
well that's what people said to the nig-i mean... african-americans, during the civil rights movement, and society accepted them later on
Like hell.
yes, like hell... fire missiles, mother fucker! [ROCKETING INTENSIFIES]
13156
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:07:13 PM »
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
You check your goddam privilege! I identify as a Type VIIC Unterseeboot and plastic surgery can't help me live in the water as I should!
dude that's not even a real gender you fucking shitlord
FUCK YOU HELI SCUM!
das confirmed for heliphobe
YOU"RE JUST A HYPOCRITICAL FUCKSTICK!
*blows up your sub with hellfire missiles... somehow*
Oh, so now being a special snowflake grants you the power to ignore the laws of physics? Douchecanoe.
yeah it's part of my sexuality you fucking heliphobe
You people are just fucking awful.
well that's what people said to the nig-i mean... african-americans, during the civil rights movement, and society accepted them later on
13157
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:03:57 PM »
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
You check your goddam privilege! I identify as a Type VIIC Unterseeboot and plastic surgery can't help me live in the water as I should!
dude that's not even a real gender you fucking shitlord
FUCK YOU HELI SCUM!
das confirmed for heliphobe
YOU"RE JUST A HYPOCRITICAL FUCKSTICK!
*blows up your sub with hellfire missiles... somehow*
Oh, so now being a special snowflake grants you the power to ignore the laws of physics? Douchecanoe.
yeah it's part of my sexuality you fucking heliphobe
13158
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:03:03 PM »
just tell her you're a furry who is only interested in slutty foxboys who can suck a mean cock
13159
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:00:17 PM »
This might be the greatest keyboard shit storm of our time, well at least the funniest.
this was actually a serious post that made me cringe so hard that i had to post it
13160
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:57:37 AM »
Is the sleeping giant a dick?
it's an army of ex-vidya playing alpha males that are mentally prepared for any combat situation from killing aliens to surviving in post-apocalyptic environments
13161
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:56:17 AM »
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
You check your goddam privilege! I identify as a Type VIIC Unterseeboot and plastic surgery can't help me live in the water as I should!
dude that's not even a real gender you fucking shitlord
FUCK YOU HELI SCUM!
das confirmed for heliphobe
YOU"RE JUST A HYPOCRITICAL FUCKSTICK!
*blows up your sub with hellfire missiles... somehow*
13162
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:52:38 AM »
Gamer gate has upset the hordes of basement dwelling underachieving dormant men. Men who mentally are alphas due to their artificial military training in cyberland. These men have been insulated from the outside world because of their preoccupation with videogames. Suddenly feminist jumped into their world and we know the rest of the story.
The funny thing is, if femist actually managed to get some regulatory authority to emasculate all future games that were released, a solid chunk of those dudes would quit playing video games and venture out into the real world. In other words feminism might actually save these dudes from their selves by making games unpalatable to their male egos.
13163
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:51:14 AM »
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
You check your goddam privilege! I identify as a Type VIIC Unterseeboot and plastic surgery can't help me live in the water as I should!
dude that's not even a real gender you fucking shitlord
FUCK YOU HELI SCUM!
das confirmed for heliphobe
13164
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:49:43 AM »
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
You check your goddam privilege! I identify as a Type VIIC Unterseeboot and plastic surgery can't help me live in the water as I should!
dude that's not even a real gender you fucking shitlord
13165
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:47:40 AM »
That and my car isn't large enough to scare off most of those people as they're typically driving something larger than me.
That's why I love the Raptor we have, scares most off, and the ones with the balls to try get hit hard. Most of the time the stupid fucks don't have insurance, and my wife proceeds to destroy them in court
that's badass that you own a fucking ford raptor
13166
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:44:44 AM »
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
13167
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:40:54 AM »
speed racer
speed racer
speed racer
speed racer
speed racer
speed racer
speed racer
speed racer
speed racer
speed racer
13168
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:37:55 AM »
I really, really don't care so long as nobody's making a big deal out of not legitimately being able to identify as an apache attack helicopter.
You're a part of the reason why the guys at the club never understand me when I tell them that I'm helisexual.
13169
« on: September 21, 2014, 10:19:42 AM »
*trilby
13170
« on: September 21, 2014, 10:17:18 AM »
I already said in the other thread.
That thread was only about shirts...
yeah.
I know.
Nuka never wears pants...
no that's ryle
i actually always wear pants i don't own a single pair of shorts
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