What the zoobidey flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you flippidy zoob woobity? I'll have you know I zooped and flooped to the top of my class in the zobbler wobbler, and I've rop-wop-flopped in numerous shoobidy doobidies on floppity pudding, and I have over 300 shibbidy bops. I am trained in flap-floppities and I'm the top doober in the entire shibbidy. You are nothing to zoobidy-me but just another zoobidy. I will zoop you the blop out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this floobidy Earth, mark my flibbidy flop. You think you can flop away with zoobing that doobie-woobie to me over the Interzoobies? Think again, flap-flopper. As we speak I am zipping my blopping bloop of flobbidies across the boopidy and your floopidy is being flopped right now so you better poopidy for the big zoobidy flop party, son. You're jeeber zeebered, son. I can be anywhere, any-flopping-time, and I can zoop and woop you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my boobidy shoobidies. Not only am I extensively zooped in zip-wop, but I have access to the entire zabber of the Zap Wop Muggity Top and I will zoop it to its full extent to flap your flobbity flob off the face of the zoobie, you zabber wabber. If only you could have known what zopping fury your little "zoopity" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have zooped up. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you flapping babbling shooby-wooper. I will zip zop all over you and you will drown in it. You're zooped, son. airgear

Ｗｈｅｎ ａ ｗｏｍａｎ ｇｅｔｓ ａ ｖｉｂｒａｔｏｒ ｉｔ＇ｓ ｓｅｅｎ ａｓ ａ ｂｉｔ ｏｆ ｎａｕｇｈｔｙ ｆｕｎ． Ｂｕｔ ｗｈｅｎ ａ ｇｕｙ ｏｒｄｅｒｓ ａ ４２０ｖ Ｆｕｃｋｍａｓｔｅｒ Ｐｒｏ ５０００ ｂｌｏｗ ｕｐ ｌａｔｅｘ ｄｏｌｌ ｗｉｔｈ ６ ｓｐｅｅｄ ｐｕｌｓａｔｉｎｇ ｐｕｓｓｙ， ｅｌａｓｔｉｃｉｓｅｄ ａｎｕｓ ｗｉｔｈ ｎｏｎ－ｄｒｉｐ ｓｅｍｅｎ ｃｏｌｌｅｃｔｉｏｎ ｔｒａｙ， ｔｏｇｅｔｈｅｒ ｗｉｔｈ ｏｐｔｉｏｎａｌ ｂｕｉｌｔ ｉｎ ｒｅａｌｉｓｔｉｃ ｏｒｇａｓｍ ｓｃｒｅａｍ ｓｕｒｒｏｕｎｄ ｓｏｕｎｄ ｓｙｓｔｅｍ．．．ｈｅ＇ｓ ｃａｌｌｅｄ ａ ｐｅｒｖｅｒｔ？

>Keep it and Ryle it

WHAT ARE THESE IMPLICATIONS

just keep it away from any rc's or secondclass's and it should be fine

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wait

what the fuck is my name supposed to mean when it's in verb form?

lol

*lurks intently*

forum shark detected

bump ported

i don't care how i die, so long as i have a smile on my face

and err, with my body intact... i wouldn't want to explode or get my head cut off or something stupid like that

Quote from: Ryle on September 21, 2014, 01:48:36 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 21, 2014, 01:45:50 PM

Please get the fuck out of the way, children.

bitch doesn't even have weapons

bitch, it doesn't even NEED weapons.

oh what's it gonna do? take pictures?

this was a dnb thread once

it has been transformed by time

Neurofunks crazier cousin, Neuroid.

YouTube

this is pretty dope

navy seal team six deployed

YouTube

neurofunk was ahead of its time

this song was uploaded in mid 2008 and it's using bass growls you wouldn't hear in dubstep until late 2010

that was actually pretty sexy

jk rolf lolcats