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13021
« on: September 22, 2014, 12:55:04 AM »
The hells going on?
jus yiffy things
in hell
Well, at least you've beaten me to the punch.
Spoiler Yiff in hell furfags.
I expected something along these lines.
I was not disappointed.
+1 for you sir!
Spoiler I can't really..........give you Ryletokens. That's your thing. Spoiler where's my DANG DRAGON?? 
uh dragons apparently have rights now so we couldn't sell you one
13022
« on: September 22, 2014, 12:53:21 AM »
On daytime, proud tall Soviet man is hunter for bear to distribute among village. He travel deep into tundra outside of village finding not bear, but stacks of bodies of unworth capitalist pigs who were either died because they were weak, or killed by KGB for being not true Soviets and they would have make poor examples. Man is rejoice in his pride, but darkness approach, so he walk for four hours to cabin and hotel beside. Man walk in hotel, say to fellow comrade "What is cost for night sleep?" and comrade say back "1000 rubles". Man only had 250 rubles! So, he ask comrade "What should I do, sell legs?" then jokes that he prices like Jew, then resides to cabin beside hotel.
Inside large cabin sit bed. Man Closes door immediate next to bed, then sits down in bed, take off grenades but keeping handmade peoples' AK-47, lying down and faced wall only inch away from foot of bed. To his disgust, on wall many portraits of horrible, ugly people with hideous faces, crooked backs and twisted ankles, giving a unpleasant glare with evil grin at Soviet hunter. People in portraits are much details. Man figure they were crafted by hotel owner to scare rotten capitalist pigs, so he laugh and yells in a loud manner, "I will not succumb to such a scare method!".
Reject is fear, just like true Soviet he is, he watch portraits keeping AK-47 in right hand and vodka in left, waiting in darkness until sunlights. The sun rise six months later, sun shine on cabin, and Soviet hunter realize that portraits we're actually large holes in wall! The ghoulish creatures portrayed in what previous thoughts was portraits was Jews from hotel, preying on him, kept alive only by dream of stealing his rubles! No longer do they smile because their torso's now resemble leg of Serbian woman, much like stovepipe. This is unlike hunter, who's true Soviet abilities has actually made him stronger. Man leaves cabin with grenades and handmade AK-47 and marches for five hours back to tundra village where he tells his story and rejoices with his fellow comrades.
Jews attempt following back to village, but some die in Tundra and the rest are hit by young comrades driving Zastava quicktractor. Such is life for Jew in Russia.
13023
« on: September 22, 2014, 12:52:59 AM »
oh noes
13024
« on: September 22, 2014, 12:49:43 AM »
13025
« on: September 22, 2014, 12:30:02 AM »
Those 9 Septy likes tho....
...The fuck Class
...The hell Ryle
I'm reaching critical mass!
Ryle stahp
SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON NO RAPE THAT LIKE BUTTON
13026
« on: September 22, 2014, 12:21:48 AM »
blowjobs
how do they work?
13027
« on: September 22, 2014, 12:17:45 AM »
13028
« on: September 22, 2014, 12:08:33 AM »
13029
« on: September 22, 2014, 12:05:12 AM »
13030
« on: September 22, 2014, 12:00:56 AM »
The hells going on?
jus yiffy things
in hell
Well, at least you've beaten me to the punch.
Spoiler Yiff in hell furfags.
The bright side of it all is, that if Furfags were real they'd all get neutered.
but we are real
13031
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:56:09 PM »
The hells going on?
jus yiffy things
in hell
Well, at least you've beaten me to the punch.
Spoiler Yiff in hell furfags.
13032
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:54:43 PM »
13033
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:53:38 PM »
The hells going on?
jus yiffy things in hell
13034
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:48:03 PM »
dude i don't fucking know
I'll just push you around and show the other mum's 
i'm not into that fetish
it's not a fetish, friend
yea it is
13035
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:46:12 PM »
dude i don't fucking know
I'll just push you around and show the other mum's
i'm not into that fetish
13036
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:42:54 PM »
I do not think I was able to get in the last one. The forum did not let me in when I clicked the link.
You have to have 25 posts to get in.
13037
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:39:42 PM »
dude i don't fucking know
13038
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:38:12 PM »
How exactly did Sir Mix-A-Lot train his Anaconda to survive on buns and voluntarily refuse all other options? Is this a healthy diet for the reptile?
13039
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:28:05 PM »
when i read Decimator Omega's name i think of those expensive high-end luxury watches being destroyed by a giant robot who for some reason hates watches
13040
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:18:31 PM »
...
What an interesting figment of my imagination.
It is a shame this experience had to end.
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13041
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:16:19 PM »
It is a pleasure. However it is not the puppet I was addressing, but the puppeteer controlling it. What is your name, dear puppeteer?
I regret to say I, or we rather, are already as far outside as I can go.
This puppet seems upset. Dear puppeteer, who's name I still do not know, I am still patiently waiting for your introduction. Will you not answer me?
they call me the furfag
Yiff in hell.
telling me to yiff in hell
gives me a boner
Good.
still trying to get me to breed some kemonomimi?
13042
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:14:53 PM »
It is a pleasure. However it is not the puppet I was addressing, but the puppeteer controlling it. What is your name, dear puppeteer?
I regret to say I, or we rather, are already as far outside as I can go.
This puppet seems upset. Dear puppeteer, who's name I still do not know, I am still patiently waiting for your introduction. Will you not answer me?
they call me the furfag
Yiff in hell.
telling me to yiff in hell gives me a boner
13043
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:13:59 PM »
...
13044
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:10:17 PM »
It is a pleasure. However it is not the puppet I was addressing, but the puppeteer controlling it. What is your name, dear puppeteer?
I regret to say I, or we rather, are already as far outside as I can go.
This puppet seems upset. Dear puppeteer, who's name I still do not know, I am still patiently waiting for your introduction. Will you not answer me?
they call me the furfag
It is a pleasure. However it is not the puppet I was addressing, but the puppeteer controlling it. What is your name, dear puppeteer?
13045
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:08:53 PM »
It is a pleasure. However it is not the puppet I was addressing, but the puppeteer controlling it. What is your name, dear puppeteer?
I regret to say I, or we rather, are already as far outside as I can go.
This puppet seems upset. Dear puppeteer, who's name I still do not know, I am still patiently waiting for your introduction. Will you not answer me?
they call me the furfag
13046
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:05:59 PM »
It is a pleasure. However it is not the puppet I was addressing, but the puppeteer controlling it. What is your name, dear puppeteer?
I regret to say I, or we rather, are already as far outside as I can go.
13047
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:04:16 PM »
It is a pleasure. However it is not the puppet I was addressing, but the puppeteer controlling it. What is your name, dear puppeteer?
13048
« on: September 21, 2014, 11:00:40 PM »
I find myself disappointed, I am still expecting an introduction.
i jerk off to animals or something
13049
« on: September 21, 2014, 10:57:34 PM »
13050
« on: September 21, 2014, 10:47:40 PM »
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