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The Flood / Re: Ayyyyyyy Ryle
« on: October 13, 2014, 01:45:14 PM »






Yes oss. Yes.
i bet you could taxi aircraft with those things

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The Flood / Re: Mom's accusing me of nicking her fags
« on: October 13, 2014, 01:39:08 PM »
tel her youl cut her grabba and rek her

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The Flood / Re: Ayyyyyyy Ryle
« on: October 13, 2014, 01:22:49 PM »
Long as I can get a ride, we're cool.
There MAY be a small fee :/
Gotta pay Ryle off somehow
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: An autistic guy at my school made this song
« on: October 13, 2014, 12:07:02 PM »
Levi bro this is fucking ruuuude, spitting bars fo days, going off

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The Flood / Re: guys, I'm about to smoke more weed
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:25:03 AM »
i wonder how high i would get if i smoked elegiac

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The Flood / Re: How Big is Isara's Booty?
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:24:14 AM »
ya'll niggas are goin so hard in this thread

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The Flood / Re: How Big is Isara's Booty?
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:58:25 AM »
Greece

her butt is the whole nation of Greece

she lives on her own butt

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The Flood / Re: How average or good is my internet connection?
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:45:48 AM »
it's pretty average for the US

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The Flood / Re: is american cheese even real cheese
« on: October 13, 2014, 03:01:38 AM »
And did you know that those frackers pronounce "gouda" cheese as "good-a"? Disgusting.

I don't get it.
you ruined everything

Good. I refuse to keep your lives simple.

Stupid human pig smellies.
but i'm a cat

You can't fool me human. I am an Irken invader! I AM ZIM!!!!
but i don't look anything like a human

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In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

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The Flood / Re: is american cheese even real cheese
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:50:03 AM »
And did you know that those frackers pronounce "gouda" cheese as "good-a"? Disgusting.

I don't get it.
you ruined everything

Good. I refuse to keep your lives simple.

Stupid human pig smellies.
but i'm a cat

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The Flood / Re: this forum is literally dildos
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:45:10 AM »
Strapons>dildos
Real dicks > strapons
but strapons can come in any size, shape or color
so do real dicks
ryle everyone knows only furry dicks can do that
damn that makes me feel like i have super-powers now
yeah your power is super AIDS
*uses power of AIDS on nuka*

looks like you have it too
but i'm secretly you in disguise
so you're rc

uh
this explains the unfathomable amount of dicksucking that you express
speak for yourself, me
well since i'm rc and you're me then well

illuminati confirmed
but at least we have a transforming dick
that's the important part
i put rainbow tiger stripes on it with a paintbrush
don't forget the googly eyes
hurts so good to peel those suckers off

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The Flood / Re: this forum is literally dildos
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:43:45 AM »
i also need to post this


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The Flood / Re: this forum is literally dildos
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:43:17 AM »
Strapons>dildos
Real dicks > strapons
but strapons can come in any size, shape or color
so do real dicks
ryle everyone knows only furry dicks can do that
damn that makes me feel like i have super-powers now
yeah your power is super AIDS
*uses power of AIDS on nuka*

looks like you have it too
but i'm secretly you in disguise
so you're rc

uh
this explains the unfathomable amount of dicksucking that you express
speak for yourself, me
well since i'm rc and you're me then well

illuminati confirmed
but at least we have a transforming dick
that's the important part
i put rainbow tiger stripes on it with a paintbrush

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The Flood / Re: this forum is literally dildos
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:41:28 AM »
also i've leaving this for ember to see


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The Flood / Re: this forum is literally dildos
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:39:29 AM »
Strapons>dildos
Real dicks > strapons
but strapons can come in any size, shape or color
so do real dicks
ryle everyone knows only furry dicks can do that
damn that makes me feel like i have super-powers now
yeah your power is super AIDS
*uses power of AIDS on nuka*

looks like you have it too
but i'm secretly you in disguise
so you're rc

uh
this explains the unfathomable amount of dicksucking that you express
speak for yourself, me
well since i'm rc and you're me then well

illuminati confirmed

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The Flood / Re: this forum is literally dildos
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:36:31 AM »
Strapons>dildos
Real dicks > strapons
but strapons can come in any size, shape or color
so do real dicks
ryle everyone knows only furry dicks can do that
damn that makes me feel like i have super-powers now
yeah your power is super AIDS
*uses power of AIDS on nuka*

looks like you have it too
but i'm secretly you in disguise
so you're rc

uh
this explains the unfathomable amount of dicksucking that you express

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The Flood / Re: this forum is literally dildos
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:30:52 AM »
Strapons>dildos
Real dicks > strapons
but strapons can come in any size, shape or color
so do real dicks
ryle everyone knows only furry dicks can do that
damn that makes me feel like i have super-powers now
yeah your power is super AIDS
*uses power of AIDS on nuka*

looks like you have it too
but i'm secretly you in disguise
so you're rc

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The Flood / Re: How do mirrors know how to keep us right side up?
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:27:40 AM »

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The Flood / Re: this forum is literally dildos
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:26:52 AM »
Strapons>dildos
Real dicks > strapons
but strapons can come in any size, shape or color
so do real dicks
ryle everyone knows only furry dicks can do that
damn that makes me feel like i have super-powers now
yeah your power is super AIDS
*uses power of AIDS on nuka*

looks like you have it too

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The Flood / Re: What are your most favorite movies?
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:25:25 AM »
mad max and a lot of the above

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The Flood / Re: this forum is literally dildos
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:23:50 AM »
Strapons>dildos
Real dicks > strapons
but strapons can come in any size, shape or color
so do real dicks
ryle everyone knows only furry dicks can do that
damn that makes me feel like i have super-powers now

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The Flood / Re: this forum is literally dildos
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:20:13 AM »

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The Flood / Re: this forum is literally dildos
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:16:26 AM »
What kind?
my very own nuclear powered vibrators
do they have multiple settings
yes

they are advertised as a great way to blow off some steam

Spoiler

i'm so funny guys

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The Flood / Re: is american cheese even real cheese
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:12:53 AM »
And did you know that those frackers pronounce "gouda" cheese as "good-a"? Disgusting.

I don't get it.
you ruined everything

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The Flood / Re: is american cheese even real cheese
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:08:28 AM »
And did you know that those frackers pronounce "gouda" cheese as "good-a"? Disgusting.
Where the frack did you hear that?
probably from a communist radio broadcast he heard while driving his trabant to the steel mill

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The Flood / Re: is american cheese even real cheese
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:06:34 AM »
Milk fat, oil, whey, and whatever emulsifiers the brand uses. You can actually blame the Swiss for this, as some douche from Switzerland invented processed cheese.
are you telling me that american cheese is a swiss cheese
No, it just wouldn't be a thing without that guy.
so it's american-swiss cheese

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The Flood / Re: is american cheese even real cheese
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:05:13 AM »
Milk fat, oil, whey, and whatever emulsifiers the brand uses. You can actually blame the Swiss for this, as some douche from Switzerland invented processed cheese.
are you telling me that american cheese is a swiss cheese

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