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The Flood / Re: why do Asian people...
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:18:29 PM »

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literally jews

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The Flood / Re: Mobile Device Poll
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:10:49 PM »

iPhone 6 iOS 8.1

I switch between Safari and Tapatalk when using this site.
Why not Chrome?
I don't like Google selling my personal data for advertising purposes using their botnet web browser.

le ebic trol
Try Firefox or Dolphin.
try Mercury

it's pretty nifty

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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:08:42 PM »
herpes

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The Flood / why do Asian people...
« on: October 21, 2014, 07:59:34 PM »
have blurry genitalia

does it feel sore

looks like it stings

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The Flood / Re: Ember
« on: October 21, 2014, 07:50:18 PM »
i set up a domain server one time

it wasn't public or anything though

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The Flood / Re: Mobile Device Poll
« on: October 21, 2014, 07:46:09 PM »

iPhone 6 iOS 8.1

I switch between Safari and Tapatalk when using this site.
Why not Chrome?
I don't like Google selling my personal data for advertising purposes using their botnet web browser.

le ebic trol

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The Flood / Re: Let's talk about Pre Cum
« on: October 21, 2014, 12:25:34 PM »
It's there to clean the urethra out before ejaculation.

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The Flood / Re: Mobile Device Poll
« on: October 21, 2014, 12:23:51 PM »
iPhone 6 iOS 8.1

I switch between Safari and Tapatalk when using this site.

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The Flood / Re: [Google/Android fanboying intensifies]
« on: October 21, 2014, 12:13:20 PM »
clean and smooth

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The Flood / Re: What type of Girls/Guys do you like?
« on: October 21, 2014, 10:53:28 AM »
i find myself sexually attracted to individuals who have a blender fetish and/or like apache attack choppers
welp, now we HAVE to have sex
ew
What the frack did you just fracking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frack out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fracking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fracker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fracking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fracking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fracking dead, kiddo.
gross
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

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The Flood / Re: desu
« on: October 21, 2014, 07:12:11 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Let's talk about how great I am
« on: October 21, 2014, 07:10:36 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Let's talk about how great I am
« on: October 21, 2014, 07:09:05 AM »
pretty rc-tier if you ask me
You couldn't ask for better.
pretty much aids

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The Flood / Re: desu
« on: October 21, 2014, 07:08:34 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Let's talk about how great I am
« on: October 21, 2014, 07:05:19 AM »
pretty rc-tier if you ask me

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The Flood / Re: What type of Girls/Guys do you like?
« on: October 21, 2014, 06:48:17 AM »
i find myself sexually attracted to individuals who have a blender fetish and/or like apache attack choppers

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The Flood / Re: I go over to soup7agone and this is what I see...
« on: October 21, 2014, 06:35:17 AM »
frisbee players are the pinnacle of masculinity

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The Flood / Re: A list of my very own
« on: October 20, 2014, 10:57:13 PM »

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The Flood / Re: A list of my very own
« on: October 20, 2014, 10:53:31 PM »
this thread arouses me

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The Flood / Re: i walked into my college psychology class this morning
« on: October 20, 2014, 10:47:07 PM »

You have an awesome class XD
If I did that at my college............they'd probably send me to a mental hospital
i wasn't the one who started it, i simply added more cells to the cancer

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The Flood / Hard tacos are objectively better than soft tacos
« on: October 20, 2014, 10:44:45 PM »
when i make tacos, i give them a little crunch but i don't turn them into fracking doritos and make them literally shatter when you bite into them

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The Flood / Re: desu
« on: October 20, 2014, 10:38:22 PM »
i have cancer now

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The Flood / Re: i walked into my college psychology class this morning
« on: October 20, 2014, 10:36:30 PM »

How skinny were they?
just a variety of typical college kids

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The Flood / Re: i walked into my college psychology class this morning
« on: October 20, 2014, 09:15:15 PM »
you should write an essay for your psychology class on how watching montage parodies regularly increases spatial awareness and critical thinking and reasoning skills
yes i will have the whole class listen to an hour long presentation of the positive attributions of MLG parodies and how they can be used to cure the nation-wide disease known as boredom

there will be many examples of the videos shown to the class in which they will be quizzed on later

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The Flood / i walked into my college psychology class this morning
« on: October 20, 2014, 09:06:31 PM »
and there was like 10 people crowding around some kid's laptop, watching MLG parodies

i made them watch how 2 pajama sam

today was a good day

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The Flood / Re: i'm surprised
« on: October 20, 2014, 08:16:34 PM »
dat steel guitar

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The Flood / Re: homo erectus
« on: October 19, 2014, 11:22:28 PM »
i hate it when my homos get errekt

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The Flood / Re: >Naruto is 15 years old
« on: October 19, 2014, 12:45:44 PM »
holy shit what the fuck have i been doing with my life

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