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11851
« on: October 27, 2014, 07:32:22 PM »
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, customer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at UTI, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Jiffy Lube, and I have over 300 confirmed oil changes. I am trained in timing belt replacement and I’m the top technician in the entire ASE. You are nothing to me but just another client. I will fix your car the fuck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the shop counter? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of certified mechanics across the USA and your VIN is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that repairs the pathetic little thing you call your vehicle. Your car's fucking fixed, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can change your fluids in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in engine and transmission swaps, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the garage and I will use it to its full extent to repair everything wrong with your vehicle, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy repairs your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the parts and labor fees, you goddamn idiot. I will shit your old motor oil and transmission fluid all over you and you will drown in it. Your car's fucking repaired, kiddo.
11852
« on: October 27, 2014, 07:22:45 PM »
blacklisted is the best tb
11853
« on: October 27, 2014, 07:18:34 PM »
is the polar opposite of RC created during the mtn dew incident of '99
11854
« on: October 27, 2014, 07:14:28 PM »
Best 15 seconds of my life.
ur mum kek
11855
« on: October 27, 2014, 07:13:32 PM »
quality artwork
11856
« on: October 27, 2014, 07:09:46 PM »
you are the result of an autistic and a liberal
so basically reddit
11857
« on: October 27, 2014, 07:09:16 PM »
pls chose me
11858
« on: October 27, 2014, 07:08:45 PM »
is the result of door and nexus
11859
« on: October 27, 2014, 07:05:32 PM »
bootyweed
11860
« on: October 27, 2014, 07:01:29 PM »
those tokens
11861
« on: October 27, 2014, 06:57:46 PM »
ember
11862
« on: October 27, 2014, 06:56:34 PM »
baby got front
11863
« on: October 27, 2014, 06:54:15 PM »
o
11864
« on: October 27, 2014, 06:44:55 PM »
fucking delicious
11865
« on: October 27, 2014, 06:44:24 PM »
rest in potatoes
11866
« on: October 27, 2014, 06:39:04 PM »
ryle pics of ur mom pls
reported 3 harassment
11867
« on: October 27, 2014, 06:38:16 PM »
CHEAT I NEED A HIGH-RES IMAGE OF YOUR AVATAR
11868
« on: October 27, 2014, 06:36:51 PM »
Yesterday I walked outside with my cat/buttered toast levitation boots, and I attempted this.
Color me surprised as I attempted this and it worked like a charm! I then proceeded to bang Op's mom while her ass jiggled in slow, fluid motion with the water.
Thanks, Ryle!
its funny because youve seen my mom
I have?
I mean, I have
so was it just arky and door that have seen my mom? aren't you door+arky?
11869
« on: October 27, 2014, 06:33:54 PM »
Yesterday I walked outside with my cat/buttered toast levitation boots, and I attempted this.
Color me surprised as I attempted this and it worked like a charm! I then proceeded to bang Op's mom while her ass jiggled in slow, fluid motion with the water.
Thanks, Ryle!
its funny because youve seen my mom
11870
« on: October 27, 2014, 06:31:49 PM »
[BANNING INTENSIFIES]
11871
« on: October 27, 2014, 06:30:59 PM »
the water molecule has two hydrogen atoms
the hindenburg was filled with hydrogen when it blew up
therefore, drinking water will cause you to violently explode
this is why all i drink is mtn dew and whiskey
11872
« on: October 27, 2014, 06:26:35 PM »
bump 5 science
11873
« on: October 27, 2014, 04:08:48 PM »
Is this site beginning to tumble down
literally no
11874
« on: October 27, 2014, 04:06:59 PM »
make it purple just for shits and giggles
If I get a third, I'll probably do something crazy like neon green, pink, and purple
yes pls
11875
« on: October 27, 2014, 04:06:33 PM »
make it purple just for shits and giggles
purple and lime green
11876
« on: October 27, 2014, 04:06:05 PM »
Since we don't use adsense can I post bird porn now
yes
11877
« on: October 27, 2014, 04:03:38 PM »
but sep7agon cannot into adsense
11878
« on: October 27, 2014, 04:00:53 PM »
15 minutes
takes me 7 to get to my college classes but i give myself penalty of time just in case i need to save puppies along the way
Why would you make me read that?
editported
11879
« on: October 27, 2014, 03:59:05 PM »
Club Penguin: Hardcore Edition
11880
« on: October 27, 2014, 03:55:29 PM »
cumslut
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