This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
Messages - nͫiͤcͫeͤ
Pages: 1 ... 390391392 393394 ... 502
11731
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:29:05 PM »
play with me
no this is not a gaming thread, tlocks
11732
« on: October 28, 2014, 07:23:48 PM »
too many blowjobs again, vien?
Do you want to feel my teeth again, Ryle?
HAHA
dont know why you're laughing you're missing out dude
Bitch you never tried me.
literally the biggest lie you've ever said
That lie would involve me talking about your "massive" cock.
i don't know if 8 inches is considered massive but ok
Who's the one lying now?
still you?
Next you're gomna say that I enjoyed myself.
that i enjoyed myself
I know you do.
ok
What turned you into a furry from a Sangheili?
its funny because i was a furry before all that
i just went back to my roots
Oh god why
i only had a sangheili sona on bnet because it helped me avoid haters literally every furry on bnet got fucktons of backlash so i gave up fighting on furry July i used a furry coup using the video game character Emoticon, however, but a lot of people used furry coups that month
11733
« on: October 28, 2014, 07:17:53 PM »
too many blowjobs again, vien?
Do you want to feel my teeth again, Ryle?
HAHA
dont know why you're laughing you're missing out dude
Bitch you never tried me.
literally the biggest lie you've ever said
That lie would involve me talking about your "massive" cock.
i don't know if 8 inches is considered massive but ok
Who's the one lying now?
still you?
Next you're gomna say that I enjoyed myself.
that i enjoyed myself
I know you do.
ok
What turned you into a furry from a Sangheili?
its funny because i was a furry before all that i just went back to my roots
11734
« on: October 28, 2014, 07:12:19 PM »
i like watching rallycross and other motor sports
11735
« on: October 28, 2014, 07:02:14 PM »
pls wipe and wash ur hands
11736
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:50:08 PM »
too many blowjobs again, vien?
Do you want to feel my teeth again, Ryle?
HAHA
dont know why you're laughing you're missing out dude
Bitch you never tried me.
literally the biggest lie you've ever said
That lie would involve me talking about your "massive" cock.
i don't know if 8 inches is considered massive but ok
Who's the one lying now?
still you?
Next you're gomna say that I enjoyed myself.
that i enjoyed myself
I know you do.
ok
11737
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:45:53 PM »
too many blowjobs again, vien?
Do you want to feel my teeth again, Ryle?
HAHA
dont know why you're laughing you're missing out dude
Bitch you never tried me.
literally the biggest lie you've ever said
That lie would involve me talking about your "massive" cock.
i don't know if 8 inches is considered massive but ok
Who's the one lying now?
still you?
Next you're gomna say that I enjoyed myself.
that i enjoyed myself
11738
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:42:01 PM »
too many blowjobs again, vien?
Do you want to feel my teeth again, Ryle?
HAHA
dont know why you're laughing you're missing out dude
Bitch you never tried me.
literally the biggest lie you've ever said
That lie would involve me talking about your "massive" cock.
i don't know if 8 inches is considered massive but ok
Who's the one lying now?
still you?
11739
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:40:18 PM »
too many blowjobs again, vien?
Do you want to feel my teeth again, Ryle?
HAHA
dont know why you're laughing you're missing out dude
Bitch you never tried me.
literally the biggest lie you've ever said
That lie would involve me talking about your "massive" cock.
i don't know if 8 inches is considered massive but ok
11740
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:39:19 PM »
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
(ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง
ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ
ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ
┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง
ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ
(ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง
༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽
༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽
༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽
༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽
ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr.
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)
ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽
༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽
༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽
༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽
┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐
ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ
<ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ>
ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ
༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽
( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °)
(▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)
(ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง
([emoji111]ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚)
Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ
(ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง
( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ
༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ
( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)
( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)
( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ
Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ
༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽
ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ
~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~
work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger
ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ
ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽
11741
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:37:49 PM »
too many blowjobs again, vien?
Do you want to feel my teeth again, Ryle?
HAHA
dont know why you're laughing you're missing out dude
Bitch you never tried me.
literally the biggest lie you've ever said
11742
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:31:07 PM »
too many blowjobs again, vien?
Do you want to feel my teeth again, Ryle?
HAHA
dont know why you're laughing you're missing out dude
11743
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:25:19 PM »
dont make me donger this place
11744
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:23:05 PM »
too many blowjobs again, vien?
11745
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:17:58 PM »
i deleted mine
11746
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:00:41 PM »
wow
you don't have enough experience to qualify for these kinds of ideas
11747
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:57:35 PM »
I'd been doing research on the Tenga products and found a shop who's website claimed they would have them. Unforunatley they were out. I started looking at fleshlights but without much prior knowledge. I liked the price of the Sex in a Can line and was just browsing those. The lady that worked there started giving me the spiel about how popular Fleshlights are and whatnot and said the stamina control unit was the most popular after the original. I'm looking at the cans and they all have different textures and it was tough to figure it all out on the spot. They all had different openings too but I didn't care much about whether it looks like a pussy or an ass or a mouth - I want the one that feels best based on rubber things I rub on my dick. I played it safe, I thought, and went with the one with the mini-stamina control texture - most popular and presumably tighter... I ain't that big. Bonus was the opening was just a small hole, I thought, that didn't look like anything. No fake pussy or mouth, or fangs - fyi: some have fangs. But then I get home. Well, the first thing I did was use it once but during that I noticed that it did have that balloon knot look of an asshole but whatever. It felt fucking awesome. When I was done, and satisfied, I started googling the "Gape Soda NSFW" ( http://www.fleshjack.com/jacks-soda/ )I bought and absolutly everything turned up gay and I'm not super comfortable with that. Turns out I bought a Fleshjack - the gay Fleshlight. As much as the fake pussy versions are supposed to make you think pussy, this one is designed to be a dude's ass... that doesn't work for me. I'm trying to reconcile that it's just rubber and the same way I didn't need fake pussy lips means that I don't have to think of this thing as a dude's ass but it's not easy. I mean on one hand it's still the best tightness and texture for me, but I'll be penetrating a fake male butthole. I'm not having a crisis that using this makes me gay. No, I just want to enjoy my $50 toy and I can't escape the thought of it being a male butt, which I don't really want. I don't want to buy a pussy based unit but I might have to now because I like the feeling but I have trouble with it this way. I don't know... and I'm drunk now.
11748
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:54:21 PM »
top gun
11749
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:32:33 PM »
bump for female justice and Apache awareness
So sexy. I wish I was an apache helicopter or could have sex with one.
stop sexualizing me
but its not my fault when you are already sexualized
well dicks
11750
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:30:06 PM »
bump for female justice and Apache awareness
So sexy. I wish I was an apache helicopter or could have sex with one.
stop sexualizing me
11751
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:29:22 PM »
quality artwork
but are shark-girls really furry art
they don't have any fur
but
they're not scaly either
this is the most thought provoking question i've ever proposed to myself
Who was the shark furry lover on the Flood?
Was it Blacktip?
I remember them.
lol i added her on xbox live she's kewl and mlg as fuck
11752
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:28:17 PM »
quality artwork
but are shark-girls really furry art
they don't have any fur
but
they're not scaly either
this is the most thought provoking question i've ever proposed to myself
nigga not every furry needs fur does shaving the fur off a fox make it not a furry no sharks are objectively furries
11753
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:24:53 PM »
bump for female justice and Apache awareness
11754
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:21:01 PM »
I never understood what the point of having a car that goes that fast is, you can't use it on the roads at that speed and if you do I hope you wrap it around a tree.
bruh can you even autobahn
One of many reasons why I want to go to Germany.
Fuck America's speed limits. The highest speed limit in California I think is 70 
highest speed limit in america is 150
Where's that at?
just I-4 at least i was able to go that fast
11755
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:14:49 PM »
DOOR'S NOT REAL
#revealinthetruth
oh shit nigga get out of here the nsa is gonna cum and git u
11756
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:08:24 PM »
ask him what his fursona is
that'll scare em off
11757
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:03:06 PM »
DOOR'S NOT REAL
11758
« on: October 28, 2014, 03:59:28 PM »
I never understood what the point of having a car that goes that fast is, you can't use it on the roads at that speed and if you do I hope you wrap it around a tree.
bruh can you even autobahn
One of many reasons why I want to go to Germany.
Fuck America's speed limits. The highest speed limit in California I think is 70
highest speed limit in america is 150
11759
« on: October 28, 2014, 03:58:13 PM »
everyone in this thread is going to be banned
including you
11760
« on: October 28, 2014, 03:49:44 PM »
So Ryle, since you truly are a wizard.........how can I become rich without working my entire life?
git gud skrub
Pages: 1 ... 390391392 393394 ... 502
|
Show Posts