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The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:11:52 PM »peroted for religious motives*zips up dick*1 like = 1 prayer
thanks guys leave a like and subscribe if you havent already it really helps me out
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The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 09:11:52 PM »peroted for religious motives*zips up dick*1 like = 1 prayer 11702
The Flood / Re: Don't go on your phone and play GTA« on: October 28, 2014, 09:09:50 PM »
nigga i live in florida gta is always goin on here
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The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 09:09:05 PM »
psst my gt is x Tycho don't tell Tlocks but this is now a gaming thread
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The Flood / Re: im really backed up« on: October 28, 2014, 09:08:17 PM »
get embuer to help you
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The Flood / liek and subkribe« on: October 28, 2014, 09:07:17 PM »
it realy helps me out if u want vidoes similar 2 dis 1 make shure u smash dat liek buttun (preferably with a cinder block)
i uplod cod montegaes evefry weedend 11706
The Flood / Re: Caption each others pictures« on: October 28, 2014, 09:02:20 PM »
kum @ me m7
above avatar: nigga i'm a ball of stuff whatcha gonna do i'll fuk u up 11707
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:55:18 PM »
*zips up dick*
thanks guys leave a like and subscribe if you havent already it really helps me out 11708
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:52:23 PM »Neh, I dunno what you look like.well i look like this http://i.imgur.com/gm0sGx1.jpg 11709
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:51:05 PM »Fuck you, you piece of shit. I bet I have had stronger orgasms than you can ever imagine. Just absolutely amazing cums, with tremendous bursts of pleasurable feeling. I am glad that delicious pleasure is reserved for those of us who have the balls to do what we want to do, with none for scared pussies like you. You have to settle for your tiny little "ah" dribble of cum, when I am fucking spunking buckets in ecstasy like a real man. You're a tiny dicked shrimp and your dick has never felt like mine. Big, hard, and rippling with deadly joy.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOH fuck YESlets porch aroundyes oh yes baby 11710
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:49:50 PM »I'M TELLING CHEAT THAT YOU WON'T PLAY WITH MEshut up RChey EMBERyeah RYLE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT 11711
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:48:57 PM »Your mother jerks off pigs, Nuka. She gets down on her knees and crawls through the pigpiss mud slop and snuggles up to the pig, her fingers tracing along it's belly until she finds it's cock. She begins tugging and stroking as her twat moistens, her breasts swelling and her nipples begin to stick out like erasers on a fresh #2 pencil. She grunts with satisfaction as the pig begins eagerly thrusting into her hand, her grip now tightening to maintain control of the pig's greasy corkscrew cock. She lowers her head to watch the cock work in her hand, groans with satisfaction and begins working her clit with her other muddy hand, her hips gyrating with the rhythm of the pig's thrusting.yea what you you think those high voyaging seamen are made ofmother fucker i'm on a semen only vegan diet cum at me brareported to reagani live in the south obama has no power herethat's reverse discrimination i'm reporting you to obama*neuters you* "Oh fucking jesus god yes.." she gasps. She changes positions, still maintaining control of the feverishly thrusting cock as the pig's squealing intensifies. She leans forward and with her lips almost touching the pig's ear, she whispers your name and begins to shudder. She turns her attention again to the pigs swollen member rocking in her hand. She presses it between her hand and her face, the pig thrusting it against her cheeks as she drools. With a massive grunt and a high pitched squeal, the pig's balls explode, beginning a massive shower of hot, sour pig jizz. You mother cups one hand under the fountain of steaming genetic material gathering it in her hand as the thrusting comes to an end. The pig shudders and begins to walk to the trough of slop in the corner of it's pen, but your mother tackles it to the ground. She lifts it's tail and smears the handful of pig load into the pig's own fetid butthole, turning flakes of crusty pig shit into a pigshit-pigjizz mud slop on the pigs ass. Now she tilts her head to the sky and screams your name, not once, not twice, but three times. She slams her face full force into the pig's butthole and it's wreath of shitsemen pudding, her tongue machine gun flicking the rim and then burying itself to the hilt inside the pig's hot colon. Your mother works her tongue around the inside of the pigs ass, and then as a few incoherent syllables escaped her now brown lips, spurts of female ejaculate spurt from her pulsating cunt. Exhausted, she collapses in the mud, rolls over onto her back, and lights a cigarette. She takes one long drag, looks again to the sky, and speaks your name one last time before she drifts off to sleep. That's your mom, Nuka. Your mom does that. 11712
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:47:31 PM »I want to say something before this whole thing gets out of control. In 1967, in the hot desert sun, a woman gave birth to a boy in the back of old pick up. She was a whore. She left the boy at a local church. The father at the church didn't like children, but he knew that being a disciple of the bible he couldn't possibly not take the small kid. Instead he ended up taking out his frustration on the boy. At the age of three, the boy was forced to use the toilet. Let me tell you the little fell into his own pile of poop more than once. By the age of 5, the boy the boy was reading the bible and chopping wood for the fire. Despite the father's harsh character, the boy loved him and thought of him as his true father. By the age of seven the father raped him three times. The boy ran away. He survived four days in the desert by eating cactus and scorpions. He was finally found by a drug cartel boss, who took the boy in. Mr. Sanchez was his name, and he was immediately impressed by the boys intelligence and grown up attitude. Mr. Sanchez provided the boy with an education at a private prep school and a nice house. The boy had sex for the first time when he was 12, the next year he graduated high school. He was the school's star running back. The boy was lost, although he liked Mr. Sanchez, he never thought of him as his father. The boy went to India, were he became a spiritual leader of a large tribe of farmers. With his power he turned the several plots that each tribe member had into a large corporate farm and became a millionaire. His assets grew as he bought into other successful start ups. He often got ahead in business with his great leadership abilities, but once in a while he used violence. This was India after all. By the time he was 22, the boy had all the money he would ever need. So he bought a yacht and traveled the world for 10 years. For 10 years he visited every major port, slept with girls from every country imaginable, and tried every drug ever made (by nature and by man). When he was 33, he was walking on a beach in French Guiana when he met a girl of Irish - Native American decent. She bared his seed. It was boy, perfect health. He moved them to Argentina, then London, and eventually Vermont. The man was 45 now, he has seen everything, accomplished everything, tried everything. He skied down the Swiss Alps, been at the North Pole, swam with hammerheads, everything! Yet he has never done one simple thing that we all take for granted every day, he met his father. He never played catch with his father, he never talked about women with his father. He never would. He died at the age of 63 when his parachute didn?t open when he was base jumping from Dagger Mountain in Washington, USA. Over three thousand people attended his funeral.youre a moronit should be noted that ive upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here as far as i know that said in 7th grade i took an sat test without preparing for it at all it was spurofthemoment i knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didnt do any research or anything i scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area an iq test has shown me to be in the 99 9th percentile for iq this is the highest result the test i was given reaches anything further and theyd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test my mothers boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated virginia tech at the age of 15 i understand physics better than him and i owe very little of it to him as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics hes not particularly successful as an engineer but ive met lots of other engineers who arent as good as me at physics so im guessing thats not just a result of him being bad at it im also pretty good at engineering i dont have a degree and other than physics i dont have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer but i have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things for example i independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were and i was only seven or eight years old when i started inventing wireless electricity solutions my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy admittedly not the best plan i have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy ive come across every question of existentialism which ive seen discussed in smbc or xkcd or reddit or anywhere else the thoughts havent been new to me philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me ive considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is psychology i actually understand better than people with degrees unlike engineering theres no aspect of psychology which i don't have a very good understanding of i can debunk many of even sigmund freuds theories im a good enough writer that im writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published and that's not just like me and family members that counts strangers on the Internet ive heard zero negative appraisal of it so far people have critiqued it but not insulted it i don't know if that will suffice as evidence that im intelligent im done with it though because id rather defend my maturity since its what youve spent the most time attacking the following are some examples of my morals and ethical code i believe firmly that everybody deserves a future if we were to capture hitler at the end of wwii would be against executing him in fact if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasnt just faking it id even support the concept of letting him go free this is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future and while your present self should take responsibility for your past selfs actions it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them i dont believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others i don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever short of physically acting out necrophilia pedophilia or other acts which have a harmful affect on others but i dont care what a persons fantasies consist of as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them i dont have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to or clothes they wear etc i know thats not really an impressive moral but its unfortunately rare a great many people especially those my age are judgmental about these things i love everyone even people i hate i wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness rick perry is a vile piece of shit human being deserving of zero respect but i wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible i wish this for everyone im pretty much a pacifist ive taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution because the guy stopped punching after that the only time ill fight back is if the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and if I dont attack ill come out worse than the other person will if I do in other words if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me i dont fight back ive therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that im never in a situation where ill be worse off after a fight if im not going to get any hospitalizing injuries i really dont care the only exception is if someone is going after my life even then ill do the minimum amount of harm to them that i possibly can in protecting myself if someone points a gun at me and i can get out of it without harming them id prefer to do that over killing them i consider myself a feminist i dont believe in enforced or uniform gender roles they may happen naturally but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally as in the societal pressure for gender roles should really go even if itll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord i treat women with the same outlook I treat men and never participate in the old reddit women are crazy Circlejerk because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities i dont think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who arent awesome that doesnt mean i look for places to victimize women i just dont believe its fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everythings ok when its really not and that's a particularly harsh example because all humans do that im kind of tired of citing these examples and im guessing youre getting tired of reading them if youve even made it this far in closing the people who know me in real life all respect me as do a great many people in the reddit Brony community where i spend most of my time and where im pretty known for being helpful around the community a lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times and i spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational inspirational quote was and that comment was second to the top so i guess other people agreed though granted it was a pretty low traffic post only about a dozen competing comments and uh im a pretty good moderator all that and i think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish so what do you think now that you at least slightly know meyou're roadkill that I laugh at.Big sis said not to play with animalsYour sister is a fat, slutty cumdump of a shitstain, fucking pleb. I know what you are thinking. How does this story relate to me? Well I want you to go all the way back to the beginning of the story and remember the woman who gave birth to this incredible boy. You are like this woman. You are like this women because you are a whore. 11713
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:46:10 PM »hey EMBERyeah RYLE 11714
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:45:28 PM »mother fucker i'm on a semen only vegan diet cum at me brareported to reagani live in the south obama has no power herethat's reverse discrimination i'm reporting you to obama*neuters you* 11715
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:44:51 PM »it should be noted that ive upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here as far as i know that said in 7th grade i took an sat test without preparing for it at all it was spurofthemoment i knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didnt do any research or anything i scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area an iq test has shown me to be in the 99 9th percentile for iq this is the highest result the test i was given reaches anything further and theyd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test my mothers boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated virginia tech at the age of 15 i understand physics better than him and i owe very little of it to him as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics hes not particularly successful as an engineer but ive met lots of other engineers who arent as good as me at physics so im guessing thats not just a result of him being bad at it im also pretty good at engineering i dont have a degree and other than physics i dont have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer but i have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things for example i independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were and i was only seven or eight years old when i started inventing wireless electricity solutions my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy admittedly not the best plan i have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy ive come across every question of existentialism which ive seen discussed in smbc or xkcd or reddit or anywhere else the thoughts havent been new to me philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me ive considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is psychology i actually understand better than people with degrees unlike engineering theres no aspect of psychology which i don't have a very good understanding of i can debunk many of even sigmund freuds theories im a good enough writer that im writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published and that's not just like me and family members that counts strangers on the Internet ive heard zero negative appraisal of it so far people have critiqued it but not insulted it i don't know if that will suffice as evidence that im intelligent im done with it though because id rather defend my maturity since its what youve spent the most time attacking the following are some examples of my morals and ethical code i believe firmly that everybody deserves a future if we were to capture hitler at the end of wwii would be against executing him in fact if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasnt just faking it id even support the concept of letting him go free this is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future and while your present self should take responsibility for your past selfs actions it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them i dont believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others i don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever short of physically acting out necrophilia pedophilia or other acts which have a harmful affect on others but i dont care what a persons fantasies consist of as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them i dont have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to or clothes they wear etc i know thats not really an impressive moral but its unfortunately rare a great many people especially those my age are judgmental about these things i love everyone even people i hate i wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness rick perry is a vile piece of shit human being deserving of zero respect but i wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible i wish this for everyone im pretty much a pacifist ive taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution because the guy stopped punching after that the only time ill fight back is if the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and if I dont attack ill come out worse than the other person will if I do in other words if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me i dont fight back ive therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that im never in a situation where ill be worse off after a fight if im not going to get any hospitalizing injuries i really dont care the only exception is if someone is going after my life even then ill do the minimum amount of harm to them that i possibly can in protecting myself if someone points a gun at me and i can get out of it without harming them id prefer to do that over killing them i consider myself a feminist i dont believe in enforced or uniform gender roles they may happen naturally but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally as in the societal pressure for gender roles should really go even if itll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord i treat women with the same outlook I treat men and never participate in the old reddit women are crazy Circlejerk because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities i dont think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who arent awesome that doesnt mean i look for places to victimize women i just dont believe its fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everythings ok when its really not and that's a particularly harsh example because all humans do that im kind of tired of citing these examples and im guessing youre getting tired of reading them if youve even made it this far in closing the people who know me in real life all respect me as do a great many people in the reddit Brony community where i spend most of my time and where im pretty known for being helpful around the community a lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times and i spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational inspirational quote was and that comment was second to the top so i guess other people agreed though granted it was a pretty low traffic post only about a dozen competing comments and uh im a pretty good moderator all that and i think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish so what do you think now that you at least slightly know meyou're roadkill that I laugh at.Big sis said not to play with animalsYour sister is a fat, slutty cumdump of a shitstain, fucking pleb. 11716
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:42:46 PM »OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOH fuck YESlets porch aroundyes oh yes baby 11717
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:41:45 PM »i live in the south obama has no power herethat's reverse discrimination i'm reporting you to obama*neuters you* 11718
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:41:00 PM »Big sis said not to play with animalsYour sister is a fat, slutty cumdump of a shitstain, fucking pleb. 11720
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:37:53 PM »*neuters you* 11721
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:37:26 PM »bitch i do lsd not weedreported to the nsareported to tumblr for triggering me by becoming triggered enjoy your 5 page hate blog created on $2000 iTumblrina Machinethat triggers merc is playing with me at this very momentwith RC?what do you want to playwith me 11722
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:36:58 PM »OH fuck YESlets porch aroundyes oh yes baby 11723
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:34:39 PM »reported to tumblr for triggering me by becoming triggered enjoy your 5 page hate blog created on $2000 iTumblrina Machinethat triggers merc is playing with me at this very momentwith RC?what do you want to playwith me 11724
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:33:43 PM »lets porch aroundyes oh yes baby 11725
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:33:18 PM »What is this?play with me 11726
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:32:53 PM »I smell a gaming thread. >.>ALL RYLE THREADS DEFAULT TO THE FLOOD NO MATTER WHAT OKAY HITLER THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING 11727
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:32:08 PM »rc is playing with me at this very momentwith RC?what do you want to playwith me 11728
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:31:32 PM »i have a gameDog I legit will fucking massacre you I will beat the living fucking life out of you I ain't no bitch tf nigga I'm fuckin crazy I don't play that shit I'll knock ur fuckin head off your shoulders think I'm playin wit ya l!l baby ass nigga I ain't playin I'll smash ur face into the fuckinmg concreate and feel nothing for u after so cmon boii u so tough and u still wanna box wtf is up then but I'm letting you know now I have a fucking beast in me and he's waiting to come out and trust me he ain't holding back on ya ass 11729
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:30:43 PM »It's past my bed time.reported to your parents for staying up past your bed time enjoy your sleep 11730
The Flood / Re: does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:30:03 PM »what do you want to playwith me |