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Everybody kill yourself
hello furriend howl are you doing :33

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The Flood / Re: What food do you really really hate
« on: May 09, 2017, 08:38:27 PM »
mayonnaise is the most insufferable thing i have ever tasted

i will continue to try it every once in a while but its so overwhelming that it ruins anything it touches for me

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The Flood / Re: I have this huge nasty bush on my pubes
« on: May 09, 2017, 08:35:24 PM »
i shave that hair with a straight razor

not even joking lol

its just waaay easier and the hair just falls off

you gotta do it after being in a hot bath for a while so the hair gets really soft
look man im pretty gay but this is just too far
the straight razor is female so its not gay at all bro
ah yes, it is a "straight" razor after all, haha :) :) :)
did you just assume my knife's gender

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ryle ask him if he's into feral
im literally afraid to ask this

i dont want to know the answer...
earlier on furaffinity i saw a drawing that was literally just a non-anthro doberman pissing with his big ol dog cock
if i was a redneck i would print that onto a sticker and put it on the back of my pickup

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The Flood / Re: I have this huge nasty bush on my pubes
« on: May 09, 2017, 08:32:51 PM »
i shave that hair with a straight razor

not even joking lol

its just waaay easier and the hair just falls off

you gotta do it after being in a hot bath for a while so the hair gets really soft
A fucking straight razor? Those things are fucking terrifying.
yeah i sharpen them to the point where you can shave a hair into even smaller hairs

this is the razor i use

http://www.bladehq.com/item--Boker-King-Cutter-58-Straight-Razor--31659

i strop the blade on a kangaroo skin leather strop with super fine polishing compound
what's the strop, bro?

I've been eyeing up a Boker Edelweiss for a while now
http://www.chefknivestogo.com/kastforedpro1.html

make sure to use really fine compounds so you get the most out of it

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im pretty sure we're not going to be wearing fursuits

what knife should i edc guys
para2
yeah when he goes to yank down my pants and sees a big ol paramilitary 2 he's going to regret inviting a stranger over to his house

but then he'll notice it's in CPM-M4 and instantly start to blow me

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ryle ask him if he's into feral
im literally afraid to ask this

i dont want to know the answer...

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The Flood / Re: I have this huge nasty bush on my pubes
« on: May 09, 2017, 08:25:49 PM »
i shave that hair with a straight razor

not even joking lol

its just waaay easier and the hair just falls off

you gotta do it after being in a hot bath for a while so the hair gets really soft
look man im pretty gay but this is just too far
the straight razor is female so its not gay at all bro

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The Flood / Re: I have this huge nasty bush on my pubes
« on: May 09, 2017, 08:24:23 PM »
i shave that hair with a straight razor

not even joking lol

its just waaay easier and the hair just falls off

you gotta do it after being in a hot bath for a while so the hair gets really soft
A fucking straight razor? Those things are fucking terrifying.
yeah i sharpen them to the point where you can shave a hair into even smaller hairs

this is the razor i use

http://www.bladehq.com/item--Boker-King-Cutter-58-Straight-Razor--31659

i strop the blade on a kangaroo skin leather strop with super fine polishing compound
Jesus christ dude.
i should make a youtube tutorial video on this

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im pretty sure we're not going to be wearing fursuits

what knife should i edc guys

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The Flood / Re: I have this huge nasty bush on my pubes
« on: May 09, 2017, 08:19:38 PM »
i shave that hair with a straight razor

not even joking lol

its just waaay easier and the hair just falls off

you gotta do it after being in a hot bath for a while so the hair gets really soft
A fucking straight razor? Those things are fucking terrifying.
yeah i sharpen them to the point where you can shave a hair into even smaller hairs

this is the razor i use

http://www.bladehq.com/item--Boker-King-Cutter-58-Straight-Razor--31659

i strop the blade on a kangaroo skin leather strop with super fine polishing compound

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what did he mean by this


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The Flood / Re: I have this huge nasty bush on my pubes
« on: May 09, 2017, 08:11:40 PM »
i shave that hair with a straight razor

not even joking lol

its just waaay easier and the hair just falls off

you gotta do it after being in a hot bath for a while so the hair gets really soft

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Ryle you could be a furry serial killer with your meme knives
nah too much online presence

i could easily be found out
I'm a little worried you actually considered it
ive thought it through

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Ryle you could be a furry serial killer with your meme knives
nah too much online presence

i could easily be found out

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The Flood / Re: men hate thread
« on: May 08, 2017, 09:55:08 PM »
daily reminder men are the way they are because women bred them that way through natural selection

so basically every flaw with men is because of women

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The Flood / Re: Worked my first eight hour work day
« on: May 08, 2017, 09:51:33 PM »
protip: never work a job where you have to interact with other humans

my job is i dick around in a big garage and fix broken tractors and golf carts

almost 0 stress

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the plot thickens

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is the person impressed by your meme
yeah we're going to try to hang out tomorrow and do ridiculous things
Gender?
penis

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The Flood / Re: What styles do you hope make a return next
« on: May 07, 2017, 10:32:15 PM »
Victorian era sabre dueling really needs to make a comeback
BRI'ISH
MILITRY
SAYBUH


C O N T E X T

What's the story behind this meme?
I imagine it's some guys YouTube channel.
bongs can't properly pronounce their own language

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The Flood / Re: What styles do you hope make a return next
« on: May 07, 2017, 10:27:44 PM »
Victorian era sabre dueling really needs to make a comeback
BRI'ISH
MILITRY
SAYBUH


C O N T E X T
RAPE YEARS

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The Flood / Re: when you see it
« on: May 07, 2017, 10:22:20 PM »



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The Flood / Re: What styles do you hope make a return next
« on: May 07, 2017, 10:14:15 PM »
Victorian era sabre dueling really needs to make a comeback

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The Flood / Re: Samurai Jack season 5
« on: May 07, 2017, 09:06:52 PM »
people are the internet really take cartoons seriously

way too seriously

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is the person impressed by your meme
yeah we're going to try to hang out tomorrow and do ridiculous things

1167
wtf is going on here
Furries. I'd stay back if I were you, heard it's contagious.
That's exactly something someone with a raccoon fursona would say
i need a quick rundown on this
>anonymously organized every furry convention since 1968
>have total control over fursuit industry
>subsidizing US and israeli military genetic research into raccoon supersoldiers
>nanoraccoons by 2025
>small human-like hands grant them precise chakra-aligning abilities
>hoarding garbage heap the size of texas deep underground, own every landfill in the world
>in contact with aliens
so are racccoons the Jews of the animal world?
they are a greater threat than jews, bogdanoffs and GMOs combined
they knock over the trash can at my work and ruin my day

they're pure evil

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The Flood / Re: Samurai Jack season 5
« on: May 07, 2017, 01:02:23 PM »
I feel like the series would have been better without an episode entirely dedicated to their romance. It's already have pretty bad pacing so far and taking up 1/10 of the season's runtime for this wasn't a great idea.
they should have saved the romance for the very end

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wtf is going on here
Furries. I'd stay back if I were you, heard it's contagious.
That's exactly something someone with a raccoon fursona would say
i need a quick rundown on this
>anonymously organized every furry convention since 1968
>have total control over fursuit industry
>subsidizing US and israeli military genetic research into raccoon supersoldiers
>nanoraccoons by 2025
>small human-like hands grant them precise chakra-aligning abilities
>hoarding garbage heap the size of texas deep underground, own every landfill in the world
>in contact with aliens
so are racccoons the Jews of the animal world?

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wtf is going on here
Furries. I'd stay back if I were you, heard it's contagious.
That's exactly something someone with a raccoon fursona would say
i need a quick rundown on this

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