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The Flood / Re: US states that shouldn't exist
« on: November 24, 2014, 08:43:54 PM »


Georgia

well at least evacuate me before hand
you'll be sent to one of the many camps

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The Flood / Re: US states that shouldn't exist
« on: November 24, 2014, 08:42:53 PM »

North Dakota.

Seriously, who the hell wants to live here?
why does there even need to be two dakotas

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The Flood / US states that shouldn't exist
« on: November 24, 2014, 08:41:04 PM »
I'll start

West Virginia

Georgia

Canada

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The Flood / Re: FERGUSON HAPPENING THREAD
« on: November 24, 2014, 08:02:02 PM »
got my guns ready

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The Flood / Re: Yo, Mondays!
« on: November 24, 2014, 07:55:08 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Yo, Mondays!
« on: November 24, 2014, 07:53:46 PM »
penis pumps are weird

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The Flood / Re: kinder starter pack
« on: November 24, 2014, 07:52:09 PM »
I'd make one for rc but it requires the posting of gay porn
seems i beat you to it
i wish we had anarchy right now

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The Flood / Re: kinder starter pack
« on: November 24, 2014, 07:46:46 PM »
I'd make one for rc but it requires the posting of gay porn

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The Flood / Re: MLG post.
« on: November 24, 2014, 07:17:55 PM »
i'll have you know i have a highest skill of 45 in team snipers and mlg

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you valued customer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at 1-800-flowers academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret flower sales in Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in flower growing and I’m the top salesmen in the entire 1-800-flowers forces. You are nothing to me but just another valued customer. I will sell you flowers with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Telephone? Think again, valued customer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of 1-800-flowers staff across the USA and your call is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, valued customer. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, valued customer. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell you flowers in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed short selling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the 1-800-flowers and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable old flowers off the face of the continent, you valued customer. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn valued customer. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, valued customer.

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The Flood / Re: MLG post.
« on: November 24, 2014, 07:08:10 PM »
i'll have you know i have a highest skill of 45 in team snipers and mlg

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The Flood / Re: >he likes Scrafty
« on: November 24, 2014, 07:00:36 PM »
fucking scalies thinking they're not furries
We know we are, but in the same way that whites are human. We're just better than the others.
more like NIGGERS

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The Flood / Re: >he likes Scrafty
« on: November 24, 2014, 06:42:12 PM »
fucking scalies thinking they're not furries

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The Flood / Re: I have a challenge for you!
« on: November 24, 2014, 06:40:57 PM »
my femboy senses are tingling

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News / Re: Motor Mondays: McLaren P1
« on: November 24, 2014, 03:59:25 PM »
i like the p1 but i'm more impressed with porsche's use of hybrid technology in the 918

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The Flood / Re: ITT: The worst kinds of people
« on: November 24, 2014, 03:26:18 PM »
being a nigger takes the cake for me

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The Flood / Re: It's not you.
« on: November 24, 2014, 03:25:22 PM »
slut

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The Flood / Re: 6.5. inch dicks are the perfect size
« on: November 24, 2014, 03:18:18 PM »
but ur a virgin

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The Flood / Re: Do you think Bill Cosby is innocent?
« on: November 24, 2014, 01:26:51 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Xbox Support is so fucking helpful
« on: November 24, 2014, 01:17:49 PM »
Microsoft cannot into support

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The Flood / Re: New monitor, AMA
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:22:54 PM »
what's your resolution
Ultimately and definitively cleansing this forum from all things weeb and furry.
is that more or less than 4K

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I'm pretty sure my roommate is the mysterious hacker known as 4chan, and I'm pretty fucking scared

>be me yesterday
>class ended early so I head home
>get home early and walk to my room
>hear roommate in his room talking loudly
>he must not know I'm home
>probably just singing to his music or something
>listen a little longer and realize he isn't singing
>says some weird computer stuff
>"I'll make a GUI using Visual Basic to trace their IP"
>shit sounds foreign to me but I know it can't be good
>bust into his room and am shocked
>he has his back turned to me so I can see his computer
>he's typing really fast in green words on an all black background
>ohfuckwhatdoesthatmean.filename
>see in big letter at the top of the screen "hack_celebrity_pictures.exe"
>oh no
>he turns around and looks at me
>I can only see his eyes and mouth through his ski mask
>ohshitthisisbad.jaypeg
>he yells "GET THE FUCK OUT"
>slam his door and rush into my room
>lock the door so he can't get to me
>remember I have a computer in my room
>he could probably hack that into to get to me
>throw it out the window

I'm posting this on my laptop right now. I think I'm safe using this because it has something called AVG which basically makes it hacker proof. I'm really scared right now. He's really good with computers and I'm afraid he might find a way to hack the lock on my door.

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The Flood / Re: New monitor, AMA
« on: November 24, 2014, 12:13:37 PM »
what's your resolution

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Gaming / Re: 343i needs your help!
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:35:33 AM »
no battle rifle and halo 3 assault rifles for starters

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The Flood / Re: Locked outta my car at the store ama
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:26:28 AM »

why are you that stupid

Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days
don't

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The Flood / Re: What is the circumference of your dick?
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:20:47 AM »
TKorras

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The Flood / Re: What is the circumference of your dick?
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:16:46 AM »


Not gonna go into detail here, but it's impressive.
is it like a cheese wheel
A very big cheese wheel, maybe.
lol pancake weiner
frisbee cock

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The Flood / Re: Discuss this bullshit
« on: November 24, 2014, 09:14:53 AM »
gotta love mexicans

they can mix the same three ingredients together and call it a hundred different things

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