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« on: December 01, 2014, 12:52:34 PM »
Spoiler My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
alright so im tryin to go home from the skatepark, take a shower and go up to river riot with some pplz, (river riot brings way to fuckin many people) and ive been in the same spot for almost a fuckin hour now. so im like fuck this shit and decide to drive down the emergency lane. lol right past the cops that are directing traffic. dude flags me down i slow down and wait till he gets close and just keep goin haha. fuck them they dont even fuckin know how to direct traffic so they aint gonna give me no fuckin ticket for drivin on the wrong part of the road and the faggot would of also gave me one for my subs just to be a dick. man he got so pissed when i smiled at him as i went by. he went and ran to his car but could go anywhere becase his car was on the other side of the cars. so i just cruzed like 6 miles down the emergency road to get home lol.
You are such a woman... such strong and determination in a sport/hobby/whatever that is male dominant. I see so many females get into lifting and let it define them... you on the other hand are smart, strong, and still make girly shrieks after you hit PR's. Basically what I'm trying to say is whatever you decide to do you're going to be great at it and that I admire you more than any of these DLB annoying lifting bitches that are puppets of the industry and don't have anything uniquely and wildly sexy about them like you do... saying in this in the most admirable respectful way possible but your demeanor in general and no bullshit attitude while still maintaining some humility and down to earthness is very attractive.. more so then any one these artificial karissa doll fake tits Starbucks Pazookie substance less females.. women as a gender have devolved for the most part in my opinion... society paints such a hazy picture of the ideal woman's demeanor and how she should carry herself. Good characteristics are definetely not gender specific. A woman shouldn't posses any less aspiration and drive than a man should.. you could actually really teach a man,about being a man. I just wuz wanting to drop by to tell you , that you and only a handful of females that I am aware of are worthy of my respect. I degrade bitches. But you, my supple flower, are not bitches.you are a woman. A sexy, smart, and down to earth woman, and if any of these bitches in this industry are still trying to find themselves, id suggest they emulate you. Pls keep making YouTube videos. I dont even fap to them... I actually listen to what you have to say. And coming from a douchey misogynistic immature asshole who genuinely believes men in modern society are superior over women , you should be flattered some what. I want my son one day to come across your beautiful offspring, your daughter. I want him to court her like a properly lady and use her power and character to find himself as a man and assume the role of her lover.. he will then use her as motivation to conqueror every one of life's endeavors. Every worthy man deserves a strong, thick solid tight, smart woman like yourself to fuel him to be better than he already is.. Mmm girl you just drive me crazy with your PR's, Motor cross riding, and glasses. I really put you in the same calibre of woman as my girlfriend and mother and just wanted to let you know that you are great. If you ever need someone to tell you how incredibly wildly sexy you are just DM me.. I'll feed your ego until you are full. And then I'll cuddle with you after dinner and we could have calm intellectual debates and discussion. After getting you a little spicy with some good debate id ask permission to be granted the privledge of rubbing your feet. After i rub your feet, you can assist me in some mobility work. We head to bed. I don't even try for sex. I feel inadequate, there's no way a commoner like myself, can satisfy such a rarity like you.. I must do something to make myself worthy for a lifetime shared with you. I become CEO 10k/day to give you the life I feel you deserve. U changed my life. I finally win you over. We make plenty sons and daughters. And you do nothing but raise them to be exactly like you. We'll fix this world, together. We'll rid society of the accepted notion that women can be weak and ambitionless , just as long as their exterior goes hand in hand with societies portrayal of ideal. We'll raise our many daughters to be real women... which will eventually result into the molding of better men who's fuel for productivity and success is love and fear. Men have burning desire for a campanion usually before they ever have a burning desire to achieve anything resulting in monetary compensation. It's natures course. We intuitively hold love at higher value then we do worldly possessions during crucial stages of devolpment.. we are taught to love our mother, our god... what is this phenomenon love? And what makes it so powerful and essential? We are all taught love in one shape or form as a child .. we are conscious of what we feel for someone and we accept it and embrace it as love and we know early on through vital stages of adolescence what love is capable of... every man who has been the bearer of a damaged heart can tell you, how important it was to self Revelation. So here again, the woman is the motivator. Heart break will crumble the weak and inspire the true willed. Before we are ever plagued with greed and vanity we are conditioned to love or at least thirst for it.. when examined its evident how love and the natural thirst for emotional and intimate connection has shaped some of the world's most successful men. Some where along the emotional journey of love we learn to also love ourselves..our self worth and perception of our selves is at it's peak... we feel more sense of accomplishment and fulfillment through the powerful connection we create with our lover than we'd ever feel solely focusing on obtaining capital and tangible items. When you have the burning desire to give a woman your best, you suddenly have the burning desire to provide and pursue your idea of optimal living and self fulfillment. Maybe you are a man who has loved and lost... maybe heartbreak has you defeated.. it's not too late.. as we have discussed.. love is mighty and such a driving force in humanity... heartbreak being the resultant of love surely has a beautiful underlying meaning... right? Yes, correct. What love really does for a man who chooses to be susceptible to it is simple really. Learning to be selfless and having that burning desire of giving someone the world results in a very selfish gain. To the man wondering what good came out of his pain... I will tell you this... you are not the first to have love and lost. What will seperate you from common men is if you chose to be in receipt of the reward heartbreak has to offer. These adversities in life are inevitable. Surely these feels and pain were made available to us in vain right? There's nothing possibly beneficial that comes as a result of intense hurt right? Wrong. That's pussy shit. If your love was true and your pain was real then it is simply impossible for you to have failed to foster some real emotional growth. You got to see your definite potential and limitations. You took a huge risk being so vulnerable because of the potential rewards it had to offer. Accepting failure and accepting that you failed are two very different things. The man who accepts failure will not let himself love again. This man fills this void with many things (drugs, God, money, etc.) But there is no substitute for the feels love has to offer. The wise man takes a look at himself with neutral eyes and reevaluates. The man realizes it wasnt the woman who transformed his thoughts , it was the feeling she gave him. He realizes his true capability , he then accepts that he failed once at love,but also is aware of how love brought out something in him that he has subconsciously been wanting all along. The man is now aqauinted with trial and tribulation, love and heartbreak. He remembers what being in love made him feel like. He doesn't accept failures, say fuck it Yolo swag, and move on. He mends his broken heart and makes himself readily available to feel again. Despite being fully aware of risks and hardships allowing himself to love has to offer he hopes for another opportunity to provec himself a perfect lover. This man has conquered love and it is now his defining source of determination. He realizes that with burning desire he can conqueror any endeavor.
The fact that you were able to type out over 100 characters on your short time away from the kitchen is either impressive on your part, or shameful on the man who owns you
Has anyone fapped to nonstop gay porn for a month to make sure they didn't like it?
Just to make sure you weren't gay and that you didn't enjoy it.
I decided to watch gay porn for about a month. Every day at least 2 times, and I would force myself to fap to it. After ejaculation I would ask myself a series of questions about whether or not I liked it and analyze my feelings afterward. There was one point where I almost liked it, but in the end i think that was just because the guy looked really feminine. After that month I started watching regular porn and lesbian porn but I wasn't very moved by it in my spirit. I studied some charts and diagrams and made some questions on yahoo answers looking for the answer to satisfy my needs.
Listen bitch, i have the balls in this relationship and we're eating at 1 of 3 places, burger king, mcdonalds, or taco bell. and you get to eat off the dollar menu because you're not worth more than that. then after you're goin to suck my dick in the back of my car, got it?
THERE WAS ONCE A GIRL NAMED HATSUNE MIKU. It was another night alone in her room. Her parents were rich and owned a mansion in London, and she had it all to herself. She got out her cell phone, one not even from this generation, and dialed up her friend Natalie. Natalie was not as rich and lived across town, so they were seldom able to get together. It was even less common due to the fact that their friendship was a secret from both of their parents. They loved eachother to death, and had orgies whenever they had a chance. "Natalie, do you want to come over tonight? My parents are awake.. ehee!" "Sure thing Miku! I'll be over there as soon as I can." Beep. She hung up because she was so excited to unite with Hatsune once again and wanted to be there as soon as possible, because it wasn't known when their parents would be back. Hatsune Miku was browsing the internet on her i7 processor Alienware(TM) computer when she heard the doorbell ring. She rushed down the spiral staircase and opened the door to an ecstatic Natalie. She had long, flowing red hair and enormous breasts that disobeyed the basic laws of gravity. She was dressed a little kinky tonight with quite a bit of cleavage showing and no bra to support the breasts. They rushed up the steps, hand in hand, into Hatsune's bedroom. Instantly Natalie pushed Hatsune down onto the bed and mounted her like a noble steed. "Oh, bollocks! Someone seems like they want to get into it!" Their mouths connected and both of them could easily remnant to another about how soft the opposing person's lips were and how passionately they kissed. Hatsune slid her fingers down Natalie's chest and into her pants, and slowly pulled them off; which proved to be quite challenging when she was constantly being moved from the forceful smooching from Natz. Eventually, the short and kinky pants were down at her feet and Natalie simply forced them off. Natalie repeated the process onto Hatsune Miku, eventually removing her pants. They then slid eachother's shirts off to reveal their beautiful upper bodies. Natalie was already fully nude due to not wearing a bra. Hatsune Miku was still dressed casually and had to take off her bra to reveal her finely sized breasts, which were white as milk. They didn't obey the laws of gravity either similarly to Natalie's breasts. Natalie instantly buried her face in them and sucked on her stubby yet perfect nipples. "BOLLOCKS!" Hatsune Miku returned the favor by taking two fingers and shoving them into Natalie's deep vagina. "Oh, Bollocks!" she screamed as Hatsune penetrated her lush body. Suddenly, the door snapped into two and a foot came flying through. Batman, who was Hatsune Miku's father, had breached through the door CSI-style and was already in a furious rage just from what he had heard outside. He pulled out his Bat-Machete and swung at Natalie's neck, instantly decapitating her. Her head flew towards the window, broke the glass, and sailed out into the wonders of London, England. "HOLY BOLLOCKS!" Hatsune Miku screamed. "DADDY, THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" "THIS IS AN INTERVENTION!" Batman screamed as he grabbed Hatsune Miku by her breasts and tore them from her body. Hatsune Miku very quickly lost blood and had nearly fainted when Batman then clawed his fingers into her breasts and mootly tossed her out of the same window he had just mercilessly broken with Natalie's head. Batman wins.
>> I've just realized... America is shit. Britain ruled the world for hundreds of years and we can't even take down Vietnam and get constantly bullied by shitty countries like NK and Iran. The realization just hit me, holy shit.
yea making fun of the united states is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander you're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!
This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.
People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.
This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.
I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave Sep7agon. Do anything else.
I know most of you likely will not read this because most don't have any interest in these things (you really should), but these are important issues that I feel need to be more out there.
We all by now know about the gruesome Virginia Tech shootings that took place, and I can't even stress enough how horrible it was. So far, Bush has no plans of doing anything about the current gun laws. The student that committed this heinous act against those innocent people was very mentally disturbed. He was in a hospital just two days prior to the shootings. He walked into a gun store, purchased two guns and over 50 rounds of bullets, and no one asked any questions. Does this make sense? Apparently, you can buy gun sas long as you haven't committed a felony. But mental illnesses are okay? There needs to be more serious background checks on people. If something more was done after Columbine, because we all know nothing was, this may have never happened. 32 people just died, and other 20 some others are injured. 32 families are torn and burying their children, relatives, friends. Imagine for a second how that must feel. What is it going to take? By the way, there were TWO GODDAMN HOURS between each killing spree. The police had plenty of time to shoot the killer down or make an arrest. The ones running the country are saying they're deeply saddened by this tragic event. Well, that's what was said the last time this happened, and what did they do? Absolutely nothing.
Ah yes. here we go again with the typical Jesuit Illuminati Satanic themed torture / sex slave mind control crap again.
They want to make us believe that lie of Satan's that somehow we are evolving into gods. This is a lie from the garden of Eden when Satan tried to convince Eve that if she ate of the forbidden fruit she would be like a god knowing good and evil and that she should surely not die. Question: Did Eve become a god? No. Did she die? Yes. So was Satan a liar right from the start. And nothing has changed. He and his human agents -,the Jesuits and the elite - the bankers ie Templars, and Bushes, politicians and the Catholic high Freemasons are still being tricked by this fallen angel and his crownies. And because Satan in his conflict over Jesus claims himself over God wants mankind to capitulate and give in. This is why Hollywood has put out a string of Satanicly inspired garbage that elevates man over God - movies like The Xmen, the Silver Surfer, the Vampire films, Spider-Man, Superman and basically any film where men have superpowers. These films convince us that man is evolving into gods. But that's not what the bible says. Oh wait. You don't believe the bible right? Well you should. Because every word in it is from God. Jesus is real. And He is coming back very very soon. Wait...wait, wait, wait, stop!! Prove to me that God exists - that the bible is the unerring word of God you say. Answer: prophecy. The bible predicts the world's events and the coming of the Messiah Jesus Christ precisely as it happened. Jesus Christ is God in the flesh came to earth precisely on time as predicted by Daniel 9:23-27. He fulfilled ALL of the prophecies concerning the Messiah the odds of which any man could have fulfilled is more than 1 in 1033 or 1 in 1000000000000000000000000000000000! Two independent secular Roman historians Josephus and Tiberius record the crucifixion of Christ under Pilate on two separate tablets confirming the events of Christ's most precious sacrifice for mankind. If you don't believe me, look it up. By the way, the pagan Rosicrucians (Satanists/Luciferians) and the Rabbis don't want you to know this so they have placed a curse on anyone who reads Daniel 9:23-27. So what is going on here? How are these people being tricked in sacrificing children to their stone owl god called Molek at the Jesuit run Roman Catholic Church owned Bohemian Grove where you can hear the child scream when they ignite the flame fire (search Alex Jones Bohemian Grove)? The Jesuits and their friends ie high Freemason leaders from business, politics and military are being led to believe THEY have these powers. But the power is not theirs. It's being made to seem like they have these powers but they don't. It's all from demonic forces - fallen angels who want us to make us think we have these special god like powers. Any from a witch's magic spell, clairvoyant vision, aura reading, astral travel is all demonic and a farce. Now am I saying these powers are not manifest or real? No. No, what I am saying is that these powers are the work of unclean spirits - fallen angels who use their power to make us believe it's us that are turning into gods. But it's not. It's all a trick. If you want confirmation of this fact simply check out Dr. Walter Veith Occult Explosion, Roger Morneau - A Trip Into the Supernatural and others like Eric Jon Phelps. The truth is God loves us dearly! And he wants each and every one of us to be saved - to give up sin and ask Him for forgiveness of all of our sins. What is sin? It's the transgression of the law - Exodus 20 - the Ten Commandments. But Satan hates God - hates Jesus and because he knows God loves us, is doing everything he can to destroy us by making us sin against God through temptation. Prophet Ellen White says that the Devil tempts us and when we sin, he is the first one to point out to God that we have transgressed the law and that we deserve to be destroyed. But our loving God in mercy has sent His Son Jesus Christ to pay the price for all our sins! Imagine that! The very Creator of the Universe came down to earth in human flesh sacrificed himself for us so that you and I could be redeemed. That is how much God loves you - He died for you! And He didn't have to ... He could have let us perish...but He didn't ! And thank God for that! This world is under attack by Satan in His plan to take over the world through the New World Order. He hates how God lovingly created us male and female and gave us the ability to partake in the creation of life with God - something He never gave to the angels. And Satan hates how God gave us dominion over everything on the earth. This is why Satan wants to destroy the family through homosexuality, sin, drugs, and idolatry and spiritism. It's why in California Satan has succeeded in having the agents in govt pass a bill erasing gender differences between men and women - boys and girls. Yes, they are actually teaching these kids gender generic terms - it's crazy!!!! Under the occult run UN (yeah, I wish I was making this up!) they already have plans to make 80% of the US off limits to humans. Under Agenda 21 they want to cart the populations of Americans into six city zones. There, we will be stripped of our individuality and independent thought and made mind controlled slaves much like the people in this video, at the mercy of the wicked Satanists who believe his lies - sacrifice children, rape men, women and children and then torture them as they did during the dark ages inquisition. Oh but wait, that's right the inquisition never happened?! Right! That's why Up until just a few years ago the Vatican - headquarters for the Jesuit Illuminati - still had an office of the inquisition. You know when I went through school they told us that a few hundred witches were being burned at the stake for their involvement in satanism....but the truth is that it may have started out that way, but they quickly turned things around to include bible believing Christians and Jews. Expert secular histories estimate that during the reign of the Papacy where she influenced the state she raped, pillaged. murdered and destroyed more than 100 million innocent men, women and children many of which their crimes was to own a bible. The Roman Catholic Church asked the world for forgiveness for these heinous crimes when in 2000 Pope John Paul II - who used to sell poisonous gas used to kill millions of Jews and Protestant Christians at German concentration camps on behalf of AG Farben - asked for forgiveness on behalf of the priests that carried these wicked crimes out even though the Papacy was behind it from day one. The bible calls the Roman Catholic Church the Beast of Revelation because she has made all the nations drink of the wine of her fornication (apostate ungodly doctrine). The Pope is the AntiChrist that will bring the world to ruin because in Revelation 13:2 we are told that the Dragon(Satan) gives him his seat and great authority. The Papacy or Pope is called the Son of Perdition - a term used only twice in the bible. Once to describe Judas who professed to love Jesus on the outside but on the inside would seek to betray Christ. The Papacy publicly professes to love Jesus but secretly we know from what she does to man through war, sacrifices (go to ITCCS org) and it's claim to rule over God here on earth that this system truly is of the Devil. This system that claims to forgive sin, that claims to be God (yes the Pope has claimed to be God on earth) that claims to take the place of God commands us to worship the dead - Mary and the saints - has actually changed God's times and law! Yes - the Papacy actually changed the calendar and the Ten Commandments. Watch Dr. Walter Veith - The Wine of Babylon, A Woman Rides a Beast here on YouTube. This is against what God says we should do. God wants us to come to Him in prayer. We serve a living God! Not a dead one in a piece of bread - how silly! As a Roman Catholic I was told all this and I believed it. Because at the time my entire family were Catholic. I mean if they were following it then it must be biblical right? It must be of God right? Wrong! I found out that all of the church's doctrines are unbiblical - there is no such thing as purgatory in the bible, no such thing as immediate life after death where our soul leaves our bodies. This is as lie of the Devil to make the bible and God's word a lie. But I am here telling you don't believe it. Believe in the Most Worthy Lamb of God Jesus Christ who in the highest price Heaven could pay came down to earth to show that He is gracious, wise, kind, long-suffering, always willing to listen, always caring watching over us, long suffering, compassionate, and infinitely full of love and forgiveness! His law is love! And He is coming very very soon! And He wants us to know that in no way will He allow the wicked to unjustly trample on the law of His Father. He wants us to come to Him to relinquish all of our troubles on Him. Oh how we serve a wonderful loving God! He never pushes Himself on anyone unlike our great adversary Satan. He wants to get to know you before probation closes and the great seal on the ark of salvation - His work in the Holy of Hollies - pleading for forgiveness of our sins before the Father - is closed forever. Because after probation is closed judgement of the righteous is complete and any names in left in the Book of Life remains those of us that follow the Lamb where ever He goeth. Don't you want your name in the Book of Life? I don't know about you but as for me and my house we will serve The Lord God - the Almighty God - the Creator of everything therein is including us! Discover as I did that the word of God is truly the word of God! That's God's promises are yay and amen. That God truly does exist and wants to develop a relationship with you! To help each and every one of us leave this virus called sin behind so that we can leave this planet unto Heaven to live and reign with Christ a thousand years.
Very soon the 2nd Beast of Revelation - a nation that spoke like a Lamb but ends up Speaking as a Dragon - the United States will force everyone to worship the 1st Beast of Revelation - the Papal run Roman Catholic Church and Satan under a National Sunday Law! This is the Mark if the Beast - Sunday Worship! And this National Sunday Law will make it a crime for anyone to worship on any other day except Sunday! But is Sunday the true Sabbath of our Lord God? No! It's not. The Seventh day of the week is Saturday not Sunday. On Sept 1, 1923 the Roman Catholic Church published the following excerpt from their London Ont publication entitled The Catholic Record says " Sunday is our MARK of Authority. The church is above the bible. And the transference of Sabbath observance from Saturday to Sunday is proof of the fact.' Sunday is the first day of the week. In times past pagans would sacrifice their children to the sun gods. This is Satanic! We should have nothing to do with this or any other pagan holiday including Christ-mass, Ishtar / Easter, Halloween or Valentines Day!
hello flood i probably wont be here for a while but we will get to that part later.
so here i am with my friend, i called him up and asked if he wanted to come over after work to hang out and we got back at about 6;30. We make some popcorn and start playing some halo coop. We are talking about sex in video games and the conversation drifted to the internet when he says "have you ever seen fur art? i kind of like it and i post at an internet forum for it too sometimes, you should check it out"
i just stared at him for a few seconds then i got up and went up stairs. I opened the door to my room and just moped around a bit, i started to rummage through some party wigs in my closet and i found a dark colored afro one, i held it in my hands looking at it before putting it on, then i went over to the bathroom and just sat on the floor staring at the mirror for what seemed like hours. I could hear from downstairs that he had started to play the game again, after a few more minuets i got up, went up into the attic and grabbed a baseball bat, i walked downstairs careful not to knock over the potted plants, i could see him sitting on the couch there, focused completely on the game, my free hand started to twitch a little bit, he was to talking to me again; "hey can you get me a soda from the fridge buddy?" it seemed to break a trance that i was in, like i just woke up from a dream, my right hand griped the bat so hard my fingers turned white.
I walked up behind him and swung the bat at him, cracking him right below the back of his head, it sent him tumbling off the couch, i could see he was bleeding on the floor and it made me angry, i felt like i was going into a haze again, his eyes were spinning and they were beginning to turn white, i raised the bat up high and brought it down on his chest, there was a slight crunch and he huffed loudly as air escaped, he groaned slightly and i screamed as loud as i could at him; "FURFAG GOES IN EVERY OVEN!" i hauled him up by his neck and legs and tossed him into the street.
after a few days i hear he was hospitalized, apparently i had fractured one of his ribs and a bone fragment punctured his liver.
so now i am facing three years in prison with no parole for aggravated assault, 1y 8 months on good behavior, if you ever asked me, was it worth it, well to tell the truth, yes, yes it was worth it.
and i would do it again too
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Okay. There's an incredibly easy way to solve this. Go to PM. Give me your Skype name. I'll add you and you can talk to me. I will also give you my LinkedIn profile. You can check it while you're talking to me and see that the photo and I are the same person, and also that I have almost a decade's worth of Australian reality TV productions under my belt. Amongst my contacts is the name of the current series producer of Australia's Next Top Model. You will be able to see that we've worked on several productions together. This is a 100% legitimate offer. You know why? I'm sick of little shits like you sitting there thinking you know ANYTHING about my industry. You don't know SHIT. So get your ass on Skype and I will show you exactly that. Ball's in your court. edit: And it you're too chickenshit to do that, you can go back through my history and see the numerous times I've talked about this subject on reddit in the last two years. edit2: Quick, I don't want you thinking you can wait three hours and then say I had time to fake stuff. Do it right now. Come on, you were quick enough to answer my first post. Within a minute, in fact. You're so damn confident, all over this thread, with your ignorant bullshit about an industry you're nowhere near. Step up, son. I'm already logged into Skype. edit3: No-show. Of course. Don't know what I was thinking. With a name like 'swagsmoker420', you're probably 12 fucking years old.
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
Dog I legit will fucking massacre you I will beat the living fucking life out of you I ain't no bitch tf nigga I'm fuckin crazy I don't play that shit I'll knock ur fuckin head off your shoulders think I'm playin wit ya l!l baby ass nigga I ain't playin I'll smash ur face into the fuckinmg concreate and feel nothing for u after so cmon boii u so tough and u still wanna box wtf is up then but I'm letting you know now I have a fucking beast in me and he's waiting to come out and trust me he ain't holding back on ya ass
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Spoiler My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
alright so im tryin to go home from the skatepark, take a shower and go up to river riot with some pplz, (river riot brings way to fuckin many people) and ive been in the same spot for almost a fuckin hour now. so im like fuck this shit and decide to drive down the emergency lane. lol right past the cops that are directing traffic. dude flags me down i slow down and wait till he gets close and just keep goin haha. fuck them they dont even fuckin know how to direct traffic so they aint gonna give me no fuckin ticket for drivin on the wrong part of the road and the faggot would of also gave me one for my subs just to be a dick. man he got so pissed when i smiled at him as i went by. he went and ran to his car but could go anywhere becase his car was on the other side of the cars. so i just cruzed like 6 miles down the emergency road to get home lol.
You are such a woman... such strong and determination in a sport/hobby/whatever that is male dominant. I see so many females get into lifting and let it define them... you on the other hand are smart, strong, and still make girly shrieks after you hit PR's. Basically what I'm trying to say is whatever you decide to do you're going to be great at it and that I admire you more than any of these DLB annoying lifting bitches that are puppets of the industry and don't have anything uniquely and wildly sexy about them like you do... saying in this in the most admirable respectful way possible but your demeanor in general and no bullshit attitude while still maintaining some humility and down to earthness is very attractive.. more so then any one these artificial karissa doll fake tits Starbucks Pazookie substance less females.. women as a gender have devolved for the most part in my opinion... society paints such a hazy picture of the ideal woman's demeanor and how she should carry herself. Good characteristics are definetely not gender specific. A woman shouldn't posses any less aspiration and drive than a man should.. you could actually really teach a man,about being a man. I just wuz wanting to drop by to tell you , that you and only a handful of females that I am aware of are worthy of my respect. I degrade bitches. But you, my supple flower, are not bitches.you are a woman. A sexy, smart, and down to earth woman, and if any of these bitches in this industry are still trying to find themselves, id suggest they emulate you. Pls keep making YouTube videos. I dont even fap to them... I actually listen to what you have to say. And coming from a douchey misogynistic immature asshole who genuinely believes men in modern society are superior over women , you should be flattered some what. I want my son one day to come across your beautiful offspring, your daughter. I want him to court her like a properly lady and use her power and character to find himself as a man and assume the role of her lover.. he will then use her as motivation to conqueror every one of life's endeavors. Every worthy man deserves a strong, thick solid tight, smart woman like yourself to fuel him to be better than he already is.. Mmm girl you just drive me crazy with your PR's, Motor cross riding, and glasses. I really put you in the same calibre of woman as my girlfriend and mother and just wanted to let you know that you are great. If you ever need someone to tell you how incredibly wildly sexy you are just DM me.. I'll feed your ego until you are full. And then I'll cuddle with you after dinner and we could have calm intellectual debates and discussion. After getting you a little spicy with some good debate id ask permission to be granted the privledge of rubbing your feet. After i rub your feet, you can assist me in some mobility work. We head to bed. I don't even try for sex. I feel inadequate, there's no way a commoner like myself, can satisfy such a rarity like you.. I must do something to make myself worthy for a lifetime shared with you. I become CEO 10k/day to give you the life I feel you deserve. U changed my life. I finally win you over. We make plenty sons and daughters. And you do nothing but raise them to be exactly like you. We'll fix this world, together. We'll rid society of the accepted notion that women can be weak and ambitionless , just as long as their exterior goes hand in hand with societies portrayal of ideal. We'll raise our many daughters to be real women... which will eventually result into the molding of better men who's fuel for productivity and success is love and fear. Men have burning desire for a campanion usually before they ever have a burning desire to achieve anything resulting in monetary compensation. It's natures course. We intuitively hold love at higher value then we do worldly possessions during crucial stages of devolpment.. we are taught to love our mother, our god... what is this phenomenon love? And what makes it so powerful and essential? We are all taught love in one shape or form as a child .. we are conscious of what we feel for someone and we accept it and embrace it as love and we know early on through vital stages of adolescence what love is capable of... every man who has been the bearer of a damaged heart can tell you, how important it was to self Revelation. So here again, the woman is the motivator. Heart break will crumble the weak and inspire the true willed. Before we are ever plagued with greed and vanity we are conditioned to love or at least thirst for it.. when examined its evident how love and the natural thirst for emotional and intimate connection has shaped some of the world's most successful men. Some where along the emotional journey of love we learn to also love ourselves..our self worth and perception of our selves is at it's peak... we feel more sense of accomplishment and fulfillment through the powerful connection we create with our lover than we'd ever feel solely focusing on obtaining capital and tangible items. When you have the burning desire to give a woman your best, you suddenly have the burning desire to provide and pursue your idea of optimal living and self fulfillment. Maybe you are a man who has loved and lost... maybe heartbreak has you defeated.. it's not too late.. as we have discussed.. love is mighty and such a driving force in humanity... heartbreak being the resultant of love surely has a beautiful underlying meaning... right? Yes, correct. What love really does for a man who chooses to be susceptible to it is simple really. Learning to be selfless and having that burning desire of giving someone the world results in a very selfish gain. To the man wondering what good came out of his pain... I will tell you this... you are not the first to have love and lost. What will seperate you from common men is if you chose to be in receipt of the reward heartbreak has to offer. These adversities in life are inevitable. Surely these feels and pain were made available to us in vain right? There's nothing possibly beneficial that comes as a result of intense hurt right? Wrong. That's pussy shit. If your love was true and your pain was real then it is simply impossible for you to have failed to foster some real emotional growth. You got to see your definite potential and limitations. You took a huge risk being so vulnerable because of the potential rewards it had to offer. Accepting failure and accepting that you failed are two very different things. The man who accepts failure will not let himself love again. This man fills this void with many things (drugs, God, money, etc.) But there is no substitute for the feels love has to offer. The wise man takes a look at himself with neutral eyes and reevaluates. The man realizes it wasnt the woman who transformed his thoughts , it was the feeling she gave him. He realizes his true capability , he then accepts that he failed once at love,but also is aware of how love brought out something in him that he has subconsciously been wanting all along. The man is now aqauinted with trial and tribulation, love and heartbreak. He remembers what being in love made him feel like. He doesn't accept failures, say fuck it Yolo swag, and move on. He mends his broken heart and makes himself readily available to feel again. Despite being fully aware of risks and hardships allowing himself to love has to offer he hopes for another opportunity to provec himself a perfect lover. This man has conquered love and it is now his defining source of determination. He realizes that with burning desire he can conqueror any endeavor.
The fact that you were able to type out over 100 characters on your short time away from the kitchen is either impressive on your part, or shameful on the man who owns you
Has anyone fapped to nonstop gay porn for a month to make sure they didn't like it?
Just to make sure you weren't gay and that you didn't enjoy it.
I decided to watch gay porn for about a month. Every day at least 2 times, and I would force myself to fap to it. After ejaculation I would ask myself a series of questions about whether or not I liked it and analyze my feelings afterward. There was one point where I almost liked it, but in the end i think that was just because the guy looked really feminine. After that month I started watching regular porn and lesbian porn but I wasn't very moved by it in my spirit. I studied some charts and diagrams and made some questions on yahoo answers looking for the answer to satisfy my needs.
Listen bitch, i have the balls in this relationship and we're eating at 1 of 3 places, burger king, mcdonalds, or taco bell. and you get to eat off the dollar menu because you're not worth more than that. then after you're goin to suck my dick in the back of my car, got it?
THERE WAS ONCE A GIRL NAMED HATSUNE MIKU. It was another night alone in her room. Her parents were rich and owned a mansion in London, and she had it all to herself. She got out her cell phone, one not even from this generation, and dialed up her friend Natalie. Natalie was not as rich and lived across town, so they were seldom able to get together. It was even less common due to the fact that their friendship was a secret from both of their parents. They loved eachother to death, and had orgies whenever they had a chance. "Natalie, do you want to come over tonight? My parents are awake.. ehee!" "Sure thing Miku! I'll be over there as soon as I can." Beep. She hung up because she was so excited to unite with Hatsune once again and wanted to be there as soon as possible, because it wasn't known when their parents would be back. Hatsune Miku was browsing the internet on her i7 processor Alienware(TM) computer when she heard the doorbell ring. She rushed down the spiral staircase and opened the door to an ecstatic Natalie. She had long, flowing red hair and enormous breasts that disobeyed the basic laws of gravity. She was dressed a little kinky tonight with quite a bit of cleavage showing and no bra to support the breasts. They rushed up the steps, hand in hand, into Hatsune's bedroom. Instantly Natalie pushed Hatsune down onto the bed and mounted her like a noble steed. "Oh, bollocks! Someone seems like they want to get into it!" Their mouths connected and both of them could easily remnant to another about how soft the opposing person's lips were and how passionately they kissed. Hatsune slid her fingers down Natalie's chest and into her pants, and slowly pulled them off; which proved to be quite challenging when she was constantly being moved from the forceful smooching from Natz. Eventually, the short and kinky pants were down at her feet and Natalie simply forced them off. Natalie repeated the process onto Hatsune Miku, eventually removing her pants. They then slid eachother's shirts off to reveal their beautiful upper bodies. Natalie was already fully nude due to not wearing a bra. Hatsune Miku was still dressed casually and had to take off her bra to reveal her finely sized breasts, which were white as milk. They didn't obey the laws of gravity either similarly to Natalie's breasts. Natalie instantly buried her face in them and sucked on her stubby yet perfect nipples. "BOLLOCKS!" Hatsune Miku returned the favor by taking two fingers and shoving them into Natalie's deep vagina. "Oh, Bollocks!" she screamed as Hatsune penetrated her lush body. Suddenly, the door snapped into two and a foot came flying through. Batman, who was Hatsune Miku's father, had breached through the door CSI-style and was already in a furious rage just from what he had heard outside. He pulled out his Bat-Machete and swung at Natalie's neck, instantly decapitating her. Her head flew towards the window, broke the glass, and sailed out into the wonders of London, England. "HOLY BOLLOCKS!" Hatsune Miku screamed. "DADDY, THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" "THIS IS AN INTERVENTION!" Batman screamed as he grabbed Hatsune Miku by her breasts and tore them from her body. Hatsune Miku very quickly lost blood and had nearly fainted when Batman then clawed his fingers into her breasts and mootly tossed her out of the same window he had just mercilessly broken with Natalie's head. Batman wins.
>> I've just realized... America is shit. Britain ruled the world for hundreds of years and we can't even take down Vietnam and get constantly bullied by shitty countries like NK and Iran. The realization just hit me, holy shit.
yea making fun of the united states is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander you're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!
This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.
People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.
This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.
I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave Sep7agon. Do anything else.
I know most of you likely will not read this because most don't have any interest in these things (you really should), but these are important issues that I feel need to be more out there.
We all by now know about the gruesome Virginia Tech shootings that took place, and I can't even stress enough how horrible it was. So far, Bush has no plans of doing anything about the current gun laws. The student that committed this heinous act against those innocent people was very mentally disturbed. He was in a hospital just two days prior to the shootings. He walked into a gun store, purchased two guns and over 50 rounds of bullets, and no one asked any questions. Does this make sense? Apparently, you can buy gun sas long as you haven't committed a felony. But mental illnesses are okay? There needs to be more serious background checks on people. If something more was done after Columbine, because we all know nothing was, this may have never happened. 32 people just died, and other 20 some others are injured. 32 families are torn and burying their children, relatives, friends. Imagine for a second how that must feel. What is it going to take? By the way, there were TWO GODDAMN HOURS between each killing spree. The police had plenty of time to shoot the killer down or make an arrest. The ones running the country are saying they're deeply saddened by this tragic event. Well, that's what was said the last time this happened, and what did they do? Absolutely nothing.
Ah yes. here we go again with the typical Jesuit Illuminati Satanic themed torture / sex slave mind control crap again.
They want to make us believe that lie of Satan's that somehow we are evolving into gods. This is a lie from the garden of Eden when Satan tried to convince Eve that if she ate of the forbidden fruit she would be like a god knowing good and evil and that she should surely not die. Question: Did Eve become a god? No. Did she die? Yes. So was Satan a liar right from the start. And nothing has changed. He and his human agents -,the Jesuits and the elite - the bankers ie Templars, and Bushes, politicians and the Catholic high Freemasons are still being tricked by this fallen angel and his crownies. And because Satan in his conflict over Jesus claims himself over God wants mankind to capitulate and give in. This is why Hollywood has put out a string of Satanicly inspired garbage that elevates man over God - movies like The Xmen, the Silver Surfer, the Vampire films, Spider-Man, Superman and basically any film where men have superpowers. These films convince us that man is evolving into gods. But that's not what the bible says. Oh wait. You don't believe the bible right? Well you should. Because every word in it is from God. Jesus is real. And He is coming back very very soon. Wait...wait, wait, wait, stop!! Prove to me that God exists - that the bible is the unerring word of God you say. Answer: prophecy. The bible predicts the world's events and the coming of the Messiah Jesus Christ precisely as it happened. Jesus Christ is God in the flesh came to earth precisely on time as predicted by Daniel 9:23-27. He fulfilled ALL of the prophecies concerning the Messiah the odds of which any man could have fulfilled is more than 1 in 1033 or 1 in 1000000000000000000000000000000000! Two independent secular Roman historians Josephus and Tiberius record the crucifixion of Christ under Pilate on two separate tablets confirming the events of Christ's most precious sacrifice for mankind. If you don't believe me, look it up. By the way, the pagan Rosicrucians (Satanists/Luciferians) and the Rabbis don't want you to know this so they have placed a curse on anyone who reads Daniel 9:23-27. So what is going on here? How are these people being tricked in sacrificing children to their stone owl god called Molek at the Jesuit run Roman Catholic Church owned Bohemian Grove where you can hear the child scream when they ignite the flame fire (search Alex Jones Bohemian Grove)? The Jesuits and their friends ie high Freemason leaders from business, politics and military are being led to believe THEY have these powers. But the power is not theirs. It's being made to seem like they have these powers but they don't. It's all from demonic forces - fallen angels who want us to make us think we have these special god like powers. Any from a witch's magic spell, clairvoyant vision, aura reading, astral travel is all demonic and a farce. Now am I saying these powers are not manifest or real? No. No, what I am saying is that these powers are the work of unclean spirits - fallen angels who use their power to make us believe it's us that are turning into gods. But it's not. It's all a trick. If you want confirmation of this fact simply check out Dr. Walter Veith Occult Explosion, Roger Morneau - A Trip Into the Supernatural and others like Eric Jon Phelps. The truth is God loves us dearly! And he wants each and every one of us to be saved - to give up sin and ask Him for forgiveness of all of our sins. What is sin? It's the transgression of the law - Exodus 20 - the Ten Commandments. But Satan hates God - hates Jesus and because he knows God loves us, is doing everything he can to destroy us by making us sin against God through temptation. Prophet Ellen White says that the Devil tempts us and when we sin, he is the first one to point out to God that we have transgressed the law and that we deserve to be destroyed. But our loving God in mercy has sent His Son Jesus Christ to pay the price for all our sins! Imagine that! The very Creator of the Universe came down to earth in human flesh sacrificed himself for us so that you and I could be redeemed. That is how much God loves you - He died for you! And He didn't have to ... He could have let us perish...but He didn't ! And thank God for that! This world is under attack by Satan in His plan to take over the world through the New World Order. He hates how God lovingly created us male and female and gave us the ability to partake in the creation of life with God - something He never gave to the angels. And Satan hates how God gave us dominion over everything on the earth. This is why Satan wants to destroy the family through homosexuality, sin, drugs, and idolatry and spiritism. It's why in California Satan has succeeded in having the agents in govt pass a bill erasing gender differences between men and women - boys and girls. Yes, they are actually teaching these kids gender generic terms - it's crazy!!!! Under the occult run UN (yeah, I wish I was making this up!) they already have plans to make 80% of the US off limits to humans. Under Agenda 21 they want to cart the populations of Americans into six city zones. There, we will be stripped of our individuality and independent thought and made mind controlled slaves much like the people in this video, at the mercy of the wicked Satanists who believe his lies - sacrifice children, rape men, women and children and then torture them as they did during the dark ages inquisition. Oh but wait, that's right the inquisition never happened?! Right! That's why Up until just a few years ago the Vatican - headquarters for the Jesuit Illuminati - still had an office of the inquisition. You know when I went through school they told us that a few hundred witches were being burned at the stake for their involvement in satanism....but the truth is that it may have started out that way, but they quickly turned things around to include bible believing Christians and Jews. Expert secular histories estimate that during the reign of the Papacy where she influenced the state she raped, pillaged. murdered and destroyed more than 100 million innocent men, women and children many of which their crimes was to own a bible. The Roman Catholic Church asked the world for forgiveness for these heinous crimes when in 2000 Pope John Paul II - who used to sell poisonous gas used to kill millions of Jews and Protestant Christians at German concentration camps on behalf of AG Farben - asked for forgiveness on behalf of the priests that carried these wicked crimes out even though the Papacy was behind it from day one. The bible calls the Roman Catholic Church the Beast of Revelation because she has made all the nations drink of the wine of her fornication (apostate ungodly doctrine). The Pope is the AntiChrist that will bring the world to ruin because in Revelation 13:2 we are told that the Dragon(Satan) gives him his seat and great authority. The Papacy or Pope is called the Son of Perdition - a term used only twice in the bible. Once to describe Judas who professed to love Jesus on the outside but on the inside would seek to betray Christ. The Papacy publicly professes to love Jesus but secretly we know from what she does to man through war, sacrifices (go to ITCCS org) and it's claim to rule over God here on earth that this system truly is of the Devil. This system that claims to forgive sin, that claims to be God (yes the Pope has claimed to be God on earth) that claims to take the place of God commands us to worship the dead - Mary and the saints - has actually changed God's times and law! Yes - the Papacy actually changed the calendar and the Ten Commandments. Watch Dr. Walter Veith - The Wine of Babylon, A Woman Rides a Beast here on YouTube. This is against what God says we should do. God wants us to come to Him in prayer. We serve a living God! Not a dead one in a piece of bread - how silly! As a Roman Catholic I was told all this and I believed it. Because at the time my entire family were Catholic. I mean if they were following it then it must be biblical right? It must be of God right? Wrong! I found out that all of the church's doctrines are unbiblical - there is no such thing as purgatory in the bible, no such thing as immediate life after death where our soul leaves our bodies. This is as lie of the Devil to make the bible and God's word a lie. But I am here telling you don't believe it. Believe in the Most Worthy Lamb of God Jesus Christ who in the highest price Heaven could pay came down to earth to show that He is gracious, wise, kind, long-suffering, always willing to listen, always caring watching over us, long suffering, compassionate, and infinitely full of love and forgiveness! His law is love! And He is coming very very soon! And He wants us to know that in no way will He allow the wicked to unjustly trample on the law of His Father. He wants us to come to Him to relinquish all of our troubles on Him. Oh how we serve a wonderful loving God! He never pushes Himself on anyone unlike our great adversary Satan. He wants to get to know you before probation closes and the great seal on the ark of salvation - His work in the Holy of Hollies - pleading for forgiveness of our sins before the Father - is closed forever. Because after probation is closed judgement of the righteous is complete and any names in left in the Book of Life remains those of us that follow the Lamb where ever He goeth. Don't you want your name in the Book of Life? I don't know about you but as for me and my house we will serve The Lord God - the Almighty God - the Creator of everything therein is including us! Discover as I did that the word of God is truly the word of God! That's God's promises are yay and amen. That God truly does exist and wants to develop a relationship with you! To help each and every one of us leave this virus called sin behind so that we can leave this planet unto Heaven to live and reign with Christ a thousand years.
Very soon the 2nd Beast of Revelation - a nation that spoke like a Lamb but ends up Speaking as a Dragon - the United States will force everyone to worship the 1st Beast of Revelation - the Papal run Roman Catholic Church and Satan under a National Sunday Law! This is the Mark if the Beast - Sunday Worship! And this National Sunday Law will make it a crime for anyone to worship on any other day except Sunday! But is Sunday the true Sabbath of our Lord God? No! It's not. The Seventh day of the week is Saturday not Sunday. On Sept 1, 1923 the Roman Catholic Church published the following excerpt from their London Ont publication entitled The Catholic Record says " Sunday is our MARK of Authority. The church is above the bible. And the transference of Sabbath observance from Saturday to Sunday is proof of the fact.' Sunday is the first day of the week. In times past pagans would sacrifice their children to the sun gods. This is Satanic! We should have nothing to do with this or any other pagan holiday including Christ-mass, Ishtar / Easter, Halloween or Valentines Day!
hello flood i probably wont be here for a while but we will get to that part later.
so here i am with my friend, i called him up and asked if he wanted to come over after work to hang out and we got back at about 6;30. We make some popcorn and start playing some halo coop. We are talking about sex in video games and the conversation drifted to the internet when he says "have you ever seen fur art? i kind of like it and i post at an internet forum for it too sometimes, you should check it out"
i just stared at him for a few seconds then i got up and went up stairs. I opened the door to my room and just moped around a bit, i started to rummage through some party wigs in my closet and i found a dark colored afro one, i held it in my hands looking at it before putting it on, then i went over to the bathroom and just sat on the floor staring at the mirror for what seemed like hours. I could hear from downstairs that he had started to play the game again, after a few more minuets i got up, went up into the attic and grabbed a baseball bat, i walked downstairs careful not to knock over the potted plants, i could see him sitting on the couch there, focused completely on the game, my free hand started to twitch a little bit, he was to talking to me again; "hey can you get me a soda from the fridge buddy?" it seemed to break a trance that i was in, like i just woke up from a dream, my right hand griped the bat so hard my fingers turned white.
I walked up behind him and swung the bat at him, cracking him right below the back of his head, it sent him tumbling off the couch, i could see he was bleeding on the floor and it made me angry, i felt like i was going into a haze again, his eyes were spinning and they were beginning to turn white, i raised the bat up high and brought it down on his chest, there was a slight crunch and he huffed loudly as air escaped, he groaned slightly and i screamed as loud as i could at him; "FURFAG GOES IN EVERY OVEN!" i hauled him up by his neck and legs and tossed him into the street.
after a few days i hear he was hospitalized, apparently i had fractured one of his ribs and a bone fragment punctured his liver.
so now i am facing three years in prison with no parole for aggravated assault, 1y 8 months on good behavior, if you ever asked me, was it worth it, well to tell the truth, yes, yes it was worth it.
and i would do it again too
reported Okay. There's an incredibly easy way to solve this. Go to PM. Give me your Skype name. I'll add you and you can talk to me. I will also give you my LinkedIn profile. You can check it while you're talking to me and see that the photo and I are the same person, and also that I have almost a decade's worth of Australian reality TV productions under my belt. Amongst my contacts is the name of the current series producer of Australia's Next Top Model. You will be able to see that we've worked on several productions together. This is a 100% legitimate offer. You know why? I'm sick of little shits like you sitting there thinking you know ANYTHING about my industry. You don't know SHIT. So get your ass on Skype and I will show you exactly that. Ball's in your court. edit: And it you're too chickenshit to do that, you can go back through my history and see the numerous times I've talked about this subject on reddit in the last two years. edit2: Quick, I don't want you thinking you can wait three hours and then say I had time to fake stuff. Do it right now. Come on, you were quick enough to answer my first post. Within a minute, in fact. You're so damn confident, all over this thread, with your ignorant bullshit about an industry you're nowhere near. Step up, son. I'm already logged into Skype. edit3: No-show. Of course. Don't know what I was thinking. With a name like 'swagsmoker420', you're probably 12 fucking years old.
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Spoiler My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
alright so im tryin to go home from the skatepark, take a shower and go up to river riot with some pplz, (river riot brings way to fuckin many people) and ive been in the same spot for almost a fuckin hour now. so im like fuck this shit and decide to drive down the emergency lane. lol right past the cops that are directing traffic. dude flags me down i slow down and wait till he gets close and just keep goin haha. fuck them they dont even fuckin know how to direct traffic so they aint gonna give me no fuckin ticket for drivin on the wrong part of the road and the faggot would of also gave me one for my subs just to be a dick. man he got so pissed when i smiled at him as i went by. he went and ran to his car but could go anywhere becase his car was on the other side of the cars. so i just cruzed like 6 miles down the emergency road to get home lol.
You are such a woman... such strong and determination in a sport/hobby/whatever that is male dominant. I see so many females get into lifting and let it define them... you on the other hand are smart, strong, and still make girly shrieks after you hit PR's. Basically what I'm trying to say is whatever you decide to do you're going to be great at it and that I admire you more than any of these DLB annoying lifting bitches that are puppets of the industry and don't have anything uniquely and wildly sexy about them like you do... saying in this in the most admirable respectful way possible but your demeanor in general and no bullshit attitude while still maintaining some humility and down to earthness is very attractive.. more so then any one these artificial karissa doll fake tits Starbucks Pazookie substance less females.. women as a gender have devolved for the most part in my opinion... society paints such a hazy picture of the ideal woman's demeanor and how she should carry herself. Good characteristics are definetely not gender specific. A woman shouldn't posses any less aspiration and drive than a man should.. you could actually really teach a man,about being a man. I just wuz wanting to drop by to tell you , that you and only a handful of females that I am aware of are worthy of my respect. I degrade bitches. But you, my supple flower, are not bitches.you are a woman. A sexy, smart, and down to earth woman, and if any of these bitches in this industry are still trying to find themselves, id suggest they emulate you. Pls keep making YouTube videos. I dont even fap to them... I actually listen to what you have to say. And coming from a douchey misogynistic immature asshole who genuinely believes men in modern society are superior over women , you should be flattered some what. I want my son one day to come across your beautiful offspring, your daughter. I want him to court her like a properly lady and use her power and character to find himself as a man and assume the role of her lover.. he will then use her as motivation to conqueror every one of life's endeavors. Every worthy man deserves a strong, thick solid tight, smart woman like yourself to fuel him to be better than he already is.. Mmm girl you just drive me crazy with your PR's, Motor cross riding, and glasses. I really put you in the same calibre of woman as my girlfriend and mother and just wanted to let you know that you are great. If you ever need someone to tell you how incredibly wildly sexy you are just DM me.. I'll feed your ego until you are full. And then I'll cuddle with you after dinner and we could have calm intellectual debates and discussion. After getting you a little spicy with some good debate id ask permission to be granted the privledge of rubbing your feet. After i rub your feet, you can assist me in some mobility work. We head to bed. I don't even try for sex. I feel inadequate, there's no way a commoner like myself, can satisfy such a rarity like you.. I must do something to make myself worthy for a lifetime shared with you. I become CEO 10k/day to give you the life I feel you deserve. U changed my life. I finally win you over. We make plenty sons and daughters. And you do nothing but raise them to be exactly like you. We'll fix this world, together. We'll rid society of the accepted notion that women can be weak and ambitionless , just as long as their exterior goes hand in hand with societies portrayal of ideal. We'll raise our many daughters to be real women... which will eventually result into the molding of better men who's fuel for productivity and success is love and fear. Men have burning desire for a campanion usually before they ever have a burning desire to achieve anything resulting in monetary compensation. It's natures course. We intuitively hold love at higher value then we do worldly possessions during crucial stages of devolpment.. we are taught to love our mother, our god... what is this phenomenon love? And what makes it so powerful and essential? We are all taught love in one shape or form as a child .. we are conscious of what we feel for someone and we accept it and embrace it as love and we know early on through vital stages of adolescence what love is capable of... every man who has been the bearer of a damaged heart can tell you, how important it was to self Revelation. So here again, the woman is the motivator. Heart break will crumble the weak and inspire the true willed. Before we are ever plagued with greed and vanity we are conditioned to love or at least thirst for it.. when examined its evident how love and the natural thirst for emotional and intimate connection has shaped some of the world's most successful men. Some where along the emotional journey of love we learn to also love ourselves..our self worth and perception of our selves is at it's peak... we feel more sense of accomplishment and fulfillment through the powerful connection we create with our lover than we'd ever feel solely focusing on obtaining capital and tangible items. When you have the burning desire to give a woman your best, you suddenly have the burning desire to provide and pursue your idea of optimal living and self fulfillment. Maybe you are a man who has loved and lost... maybe heartbreak has you defeated.. it's not too late.. as we have discussed.. love is mighty and such a driving force in humanity... heartbreak being the resultant of love surely has a beautiful underlying meaning... right? Yes, correct. What love really does for a man who chooses to be susceptible to it is simple really. Learning to be selfless and having that burning desire of giving someone the world results in a very selfish gain. To the man wondering what good came out of his pain... I will tell you this... you are not the first to have love and lost. What will seperate you from common men is if you chose to be in receipt of the reward heartbreak has to offer. These adversities in life are inevitable. Surely these feels and pain were made available to us in vain right? There's nothing possibly beneficial that comes as a result of intense hurt right? Wrong. That's pussy shit. If your love was true and your pain was real then it is simply impossible for you to have failed to foster some real emotional growth. You got to see your definite potential and limitations. You took a huge risk being so vulnerable because of the potential rewards it had to offer. Accepting failure and accepting that you failed are two very different things. The man who accepts failure will not let himself love again. This man fills this void with many things (drugs, God, money, etc.) But there is no substitute for the feels love has to offer. The wise man takes a look at himself with neutral eyes and reevaluates. The man realizes it wasnt the woman who transformed his thoughts , it was the feeling she gave him. He realizes his true capability , he then accepts that he failed once at love,but also is aware of how love brought out something in him that he has subconsciously been wanting all along. The man is now aqauinted with trial and tribulation, love and heartbreak. He remembers what being in love made him feel like. He doesn't accept failures, say fuck it Yolo swag, and move on. He mends his broken heart and makes himself readily available to feel again. Despite being fully aware of risks and hardships allowing himself to love has to offer he hopes for another opportunity to provec himself a perfect lover. This man has conquered love and it is now his defining source of determination. He realizes that with burning desire he can conqueror any endeavor.
The fact that you were able to type out over 100 characters on your short time away from the kitchen is either impressive on your part, or shameful on the man who owns you
Has anyone fapped to nonstop gay porn for a month to make sure they didn't like it?
Just to make sure you weren't gay and that you didn't enjoy it.
I decided to watch gay porn for about a month. Every day at least 2 times, and I would force myself to fap to it. After ejaculation I would ask myself a series of questions about whether or not I liked it and analyze my feelings afterward. There was one point where I almost liked it, but in the end i think that was just because the guy looked really feminine. After that month I started watching regular porn and lesbian porn but I wasn't very moved by it in my spirit. I studied some charts and diagrams and made some questions on yahoo answers looking for the answer to satisfy my needs.
Listen bitch, i have the balls in this relationship and we're eating at 1 of 3 places, burger king, mcdonalds, or taco bell. and you get to eat off the dollar menu because you're not worth more than that. then after you're goin to suck my dick in the back of my car, got it?
THERE WAS ONCE A GIRL NAMED HATSUNE MIKU. It was another night alone in her room. Her parents were rich and owned a mansion in London, and she had it all to herself. She got out her cell phone, one not even from this generation, and dialed up her friend Natalie. Natalie was not as rich and lived across town, so they were seldom able to get together. It was even less common due to the fact that their friendship was a secret from both of their parents. They loved eachother to death, and had orgies whenever they had a chance. "Natalie, do you want to come over tonight? My parents are awake.. ehee!" "Sure thing Miku! I'll be over there as soon as I can." Beep. She hung up because she was so excited to unite with Hatsune once again and wanted to be there as soon as possible, because it wasn't known when their parents would be back. Hatsune Miku was browsing the internet on her i7 processor Alienware(TM) computer when she heard the doorbell ring. She rushed down the spiral staircase and opened the door to an ecstatic Natalie. She had long, flowing red hair and enormous breasts that disobeyed the basic laws of gravity. She was dressed a little kinky tonight with quite a bit of cleavage showing and no bra to support the breasts. They rushed up the steps, hand in hand, into Hatsune's bedroom. Instantly Natalie pushed Hatsune down onto the bed and mounted her like a noble steed. "Oh, bollocks! Someone seems like they want to get into it!" Their mouths connected and both of them could easily remnant to another about how soft the opposing person's lips were and how passionately they kissed. Hatsune slid her fingers down Natalie's chest and into her pants, and slowly pulled them off; which proved to be quite challenging when she was constantly being moved from the forceful smooching from Natz. Eventually, the short and kinky pants were down at her feet and Natalie simply forced them off. Natalie repeated the process onto Hatsune Miku, eventually removing her pants. They then slid eachother's shirts off to reveal their beautiful upper bodies. Natalie was already fully nude due to not wearing a bra. Hatsune Miku was still dressed casually and had to take off her bra to reveal her finely sized breasts, which were white as milk. They didn't obey the laws of gravity either similarly to Natalie's breasts. Natalie instantly buried her face in them and sucked on her stubby yet perfect nipples. "BOLLOCKS!" Hatsune Miku returned the favor by taking two fingers and shoving them into Natalie's deep vagina. "Oh, Bollocks!" she screamed as Hatsune penetrated her lush body. Suddenly, the door snapped into two and a foot came flying through. Batman, who was Hatsune Miku's father, had breached through the door CSI-style and was already in a furious rage just from what he had heard outside. He pulled out his Bat-Machete and swung at Natalie's neck, instantly decapitating her. Her head flew towards the window, broke the glass, and sailed out into the wonders of London, England. "HOLY BOLLOCKS!" Hatsune Miku screamed. "DADDY, THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" "THIS IS AN INTERVENTION!" Batman screamed as he grabbed Hatsune Miku by her breasts and tore them from her body. Hatsune Miku very quickly lost blood and had nearly fainted when Batman then clawed his fingers into her breasts and mootly tossed her out of the same window he had just mercilessly broken with Natalie's head. Batman wins.
>> I've just realized... America is shit. Britain ruled the world for hundreds of years and we can't even take down Vietnam and get constantly bullied by shitty countries like NK and Iran. The realization just hit me, holy shit.
yea making fun of the united states is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander you're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!
This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.
People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.
This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.
I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave Sep7agon. Do anything else.
I know most of you likely will not read this because most don't have any interest in these things (you really should), but these are important issues that I feel need to be more out there.
We all by now know about the gruesome Virginia Tech shootings that took place, and I can't even stress enough how horrible it was. So far, Bush has no plans of doing anything about the current gun laws. The student that committed this heinous act against those innocent people was very mentally disturbed. He was in a hospital just two days prior to the shootings. He walked into a gun store, purchased two guns and over 50 rounds of bullets, and no one asked any questions. Does this make sense? Apparently, you can buy gun sas long as you haven't committed a felony. But mental illnesses are okay? There needs to be more serious background checks on people. If something more was done after Columbine, because we all know nothing was, this may have never happened. 32 people just died, and other 20 some others are injured. 32 families are torn and burying their children, relatives, friends. Imagine for a second how that must feel. What is it going to take? By the way, there were TWO GODDAMN HOURS between each killing spree. The police had plenty of time to shoot the killer down or make an arrest. The ones running the country are saying they're deeply saddened by this tragic event. Well, that's what was said the last time this happened, and what did they do? Absolutely nothing.
Ah yes. here we go again with the typical Jesuit Illuminati Satanic themed torture / sex slave mind control crap again. They want to make us believe that lie of Satan's that somehow we are evolving into gods. This is a lie from the garden of Eden when Satan tried to convince Eve that if she ate of the forbidden fruit she would be like a god knowing good and evil and that she should surely not die. Question: Did Eve become a god? No. Did she die? Yes. So was Satan a liar right from the start. And nothing has changed. He and his human agents -,the Jesuits and the elite - the bankers ie Templars, and Bushes, politicians and the Catholic high Freemasons are still being tricked by this fallen angel and his crownies. And because Satan in his conflict over Jesus claims himself over God wants mankind to capitulate and give in. This is why Hollywood has put out a string of Satanicly inspired garbage that elevates man over God - movies like The Xmen, the Silver Surfer, the Vampire films, Spider-Man, Superman and basically any film where men have superpowers. These films convince us that man is evolving into gods. But that's not what the bible says. Oh wait. You don't believe the bible right? Well you should. Because every word in it is from God. Jesus is real. And He is coming back very very soon. Wait...wait, wait, wait, stop!! Prove to me that God exists - that the bible is the unerring word of God you say. Answer: prophecy. The bible predicts the world's events and the coming of the Messiah Jesus Christ precisely as it happened. Jesus Christ is God in the flesh came to earth precisely on time as predicted by Daniel 9:23-27. He fulfilled ALL of the prophecies concerning the Messiah the odds of which any man could have fulfilled is more than 1 in 1033 or 1 in 1000000000000000000000000000000000! Two independent secular Roman historians Josephus and Tiberius record the crucifixion of Christ under Pilate on two separate tablets confirming the events of Christ's most precious sacrifice for mankind. If you don't believe me, look it up. By the way, the pagan Rosicrucians (Satanists/Luciferians) and the Rabbis don't want you to know this so they have placed a curse on anyone who reads Daniel 9:23-27. So what is going on here? How are these people being tricked in sacrificing children to their stone owl god called Molek at the Jesuit run Roman Catholic Church owned Bohemian Grove where you can hear the child scream when they ignite the flame fire (search Alex Jones Bohemian Grove)? The Jesuits and their friends ie high Freemason leaders from business, politics and military are being led to believe THEY have these powers. But the power is not theirs. It's being made to seem like they have these powers but they don't. It's all from demonic forces - fallen angels who want us to make us think we have these special god like powers. Any from a witch's magic spell, clairvoyant vision, aura reading, astral travel is all demonic and a farce. Now am I saying these powers are not manifest or real? No. No, what I am saying is that these powers are the work of unclean spirits - fallen angels who use their power to make us believe it's us that are turning into gods. But it's not. It's all a trick. If you want confirmation of this fact simply check out Dr. Walter Veith Occult Explosion, Roger Morneau - A Trip Into the Supernatural and others like Eric Jon Phelps. The truth is God loves us dearly! And he wants each and every one of us to be saved - to give up sin and ask Him for forgiveness of all of our sins. What is sin? It's the transgression of the law - Exodus 20 - the Ten Commandments. But Satan hates God - hates Jesus and because he knows God loves us, is doing everything he can to destroy us by making us sin against God through temptation. Prophet Ellen White says that the Devil tempts us and when we sin, he is the first one to point out to God that we have transgressed the law and that we deserve to be destroyed. But our loving God in mercy has sent His Son Jesus Christ to pay the price for all our sins! Imagine that! The very Creator of the Universe came down to earth in human flesh sacrificed himself for us so that you and I could be redeemed. That is how much God loves you - He died for you! And He didn't have to ... He could have let us perish...but He didn't ! And thank God for that! This world is under attack by Satan in His plan to take over the world through the New World Order. He hates how God lovingly created us male and female and gave us the ability to partake in the creation of life with God - something He never gave to the angels. And Satan hates how God gave us dominion over everything on the earth. This is why Satan wants to destroy the family through homosexuality, sin, drugs, and idolatry and spiritism. It's why in California Satan has succeeded in having the agents in govt pass a bill erasing gender differences between men and women - boys and girls. Yes, they are actually teaching these kids gender generic terms - it's crazy!!!! Under the occult run UN (yeah, I wish I was making this up!) they already have plans to make 80% of the US off limits to humans. Under Agenda 21 they want to cart the populations of Americans into six city zones. There, we will be stripped of our individuality and independent thought and made mind controlled slaves much like the people in this video, at the mercy of the wicked Satanists who believe his lies - sacrifice children, rape men, women and children and then torture them as they did during the dark ages inquisition. Oh but wait, that's right the inquisition never happened?! Right! That's why Up until just a few years ago the Vatican - headquarters for the Jesuit Illuminati - still had an office of the inquisition. You know when I went through school they told us that a few hundred witches were being burned at the stake for their involvement in satanism....but the truth is that it may have started out that way, but they quickly turned things around to include bible believing Christians and Jews. Expert secular histories estimate that during the reign of the Papacy where she influenced the state she raped, pillaged. murdered and destroyed more than 100 million innocent men, women and children many of which their crimes was to own a bible. The Roman Catholic Church asked the world for forgiveness for these heinous crimes when in 2000 Pope John Paul II - who used to sell poisonous gas used to kill millions of Jews and Protestant Christians at German concentration camps on behalf of AG Farben - asked for forgiveness on behalf of the priests that carried these wicked crimes out even though the Papacy was behind it from day one. The bible calls the Roman Catholic Church the Beast of Revelation because she has made all the nations drink of the wine of her fornication (apostate ungodly doctrine). The Pope is the AntiChrist that will bring the world to ruin because in Revelation 13:2 we are told that the Dragon(Satan) gives him his seat and great authority. The Papacy or Pope is called the Son of Perdition - a term used only twice in the bible. Once to describe Judas who professed to love Jesus on the outside but on the inside would seek to betray Christ. The Papacy publicly professes to love Jesus but secretly we know from what she does to man through war, sacrifices (go to ITCCS org) and it's claim to rule over God here on earth that this system truly is of the Devil. This system that claims to forgive sin, that claims to be God (yes the Pope has claimed to be God on earth) that claims to take the place of God commands us to worship the dead - Mary and the saints - has actually changed God's times and law! Yes - the Papacy actually changed the calendar and the Ten Commandments. Watch Dr. Walter Veith - The Wine of Babylon, A Woman Rides a Beast here on YouTube. This is against what God says we should do. God wants us to come to Him in prayer. We serve a living God! Not a dead one in a piece of bread - how silly! As a Roman Catholic I was told all this and I believed it. Because at the time my entire family were Catholic. I mean if they were following it then it must be biblical right? It must be of God right? Wrong! I found out that all of the church's doctrines are unbiblical - there is no such thing as purgatory in the bible, no such thing as immediate life after death where our soul leaves our bodies. This is as lie of the Devil to make the bible and God's word a lie. But I am here telling you don't believe it. Believe in the Most Worthy Lamb of God Jesus Christ who in the highest price Heaven could pay came down to earth to show that He is gracious, wise, kind, long-suffering, always willing to listen, always caring watching over us, long suffering, compassionate, and infinitely full of love and forgiveness! His law is love! And He is coming very very soon! And He wants us to know that in no way will He allow the wicked to unjustly trample on the law of His Father. He wants us to come to Him to relinquish all of our troubles on Him. Oh how we serve a wonderful loving God! He never pushes Himself on anyone unlike our great adversary Satan. He wants to get to know you before probation closes and the great seal on the ark of salvation - His work in the Holy of Hollies - pleading for forgiveness of our sins before the Father - is closed forever. Because after probation is closed judgement of the righteous is complete and any names in left in the Book of Life remains those of us that follow the Lamb where ever He goeth. Don't you want your name in the Book of Life? I don't know about you but as for me and my house we will serve The Lord God - the Almighty God - the Creator of everything therein is including us! Discover as I did that the word of God is truly the word of God! That's God's promises are yay and amen. That God truly does exist and wants to develop a relationship with you! To help each and every one of us leave this virus called sin behind so that we can leave this planet unto Heaven to live and reign with Christ a thousand years. Very soon the 2nd Beast of Revelation - a nation that spoke like a Lamb but ends up Speaking as a Dragon - the United States will force everyone to worship the 1st Beast of Revelation - the Papal run Roman Catholic Church and Satan under a National Sunday Law! This is the Mark if the Beast - Sunday Worship! And this National Sunday Law will make it a crime for anyone to worship on any other day except Sunday! But is Sunday the true Sabbath of our Lord God? No! It's not. The Seventh day of the week is Saturday not Sunday. On Sept 1, 1923 the Roman Catholic Church published the following excerpt from their London Ont publication entitled The Catholic Record says " Sunday is our MARK of Authority. The church is above the bible. And the transference of Sabbath observance from Saturday to Sunday is proof of the fact.' Sunday is the first day of the week. In times past pagans would sacrifice their children to the sun gods. This is Satanic! We should have nothing to do with this or any other pagan holiday including Christ-mass, Ishtar / Easter, Halloween or Valentines Day!
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Spoiler My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
alright so im tryin to go home from the skatepark, take a shower and go up to river riot with some pplz, (river riot brings way to fuckin many people) and ive been in the same spot for almost a fuckin hour now. so im like fuck this shit and decide to drive down the emergency lane. lol right past the cops that are directing traffic. dude flags me down i slow down and wait till he gets close and just keep goin haha. fuck them they dont even fuckin know how to direct traffic so they aint gonna give me no fuckin ticket for drivin on the wrong part of the road and the faggot would of also gave me one for my subs just to be a dick. man he got so pissed when i smiled at him as i went by. he went and ran to his car but could go anywhere becase his car was on the other side of the cars. so i just cruzed like 6 miles down the emergency road to get home lol.
You are such a woman... such strong and determination in a sport/hobby/whatever that is male dominant. I see so many females get into lifting and let it define them... you on the other hand are smart, strong, and still make girly shrieks after you hit PR's. Basically what I'm trying to say is whatever you decide to do you're going to be great at it and that I admire you more than any of these DLB annoying lifting bitches that are puppets of the industry and don't have anything uniquely and wildly sexy about them like you do... saying in this in the most admirable respectful way possible but your demeanor in general and no bullshit attitude while still maintaining some humility and down to earthness is very attractive.. more so then any one these artificial karissa doll fake tits Starbucks Pazookie substance less females.. women as a gender have devolved for the most part in my opinion... society paints such a hazy picture of the ideal woman's demeanor and how she should carry herself. Good characteristics are definetely not gender specific. A woman shouldn't posses any less aspiration and drive than a man should.. you could actually really teach a man,about being a man. I just wuz wanting to drop by to tell you , that you and only a handful of females that I am aware of are worthy of my respect. I degrade bitches. But you, my supple flower, are not bitches.you are a woman. A sexy, smart, and down to earth woman, and if any of these bitches in this industry are still trying to find themselves, id suggest they emulate you. Pls keep making YouTube videos. I dont even fap to them... I actually listen to what you have to say. And coming from a douchey misogynistic immature asshole who genuinely believes men in modern society are superior over women , you should be flattered some what. I want my son one day to come across your beautiful offspring, your daughter. I want him to court her like a properly lady and use her power and character to find himself as a man and assume the role of her lover.. he will then use her as motivation to conqueror every one of life's endeavors. Every worthy man deserves a strong, thick solid tight, smart woman like yourself to fuel him to be better than he already is.. Mmm girl you just drive me crazy with your PR's, Motor cross riding, and glasses. I really put you in the same calibre of woman as my girlfriend and mother and just wanted to let you know that you are great. If you ever need someone to tell you how incredibly wildly sexy you are just DM me.. I'll feed your ego until you are full. And then I'll cuddle with you after dinner and we could have calm intellectual debates and discussion. After getting you a little spicy with some good debate id ask permission to be granted the privledge of rubbing your feet. After i rub your feet, you can assist me in some mobility work. We head to bed. I don't even try for sex. I feel inadequate, there's no way a commoner like myself, can satisfy such a rarity like you.. I must do something to make myself worthy for a lifetime shared with you. I become CEO 10k/day to give you the life I feel you deserve. U changed my life. I finally win you over. We make plenty sons and daughters. And you do nothing but raise them to be exactly like you. We'll fix this world, together. We'll rid society of the accepted notion that women can be weak and ambitionless , just as long as their exterior goes hand in hand with societies portrayal of ideal. We'll raise our many daughters to be real women... which will eventually result into the molding of better men who's fuel for productivity and success is love and fear. Men have burning desire for a campanion usually before they ever have a burning desire to achieve anything resulting in monetary compensation. It's natures course. We intuitively hold love at higher value then we do worldly possessions during crucial stages of devolpment.. we are taught to love our mother, our god... what is this phenomenon love? And what makes it so powerful and essential? We are all taught love in one shape or form as a child .. we are conscious of what we feel for someone and we accept it and embrace it as love and we know early on through vital stages of adolescence what love is capable of... every man who has been the bearer of a damaged heart can tell you, how important it was to self Revelation. So here again, the woman is the motivator. Heart break will crumble the weak and inspire the true willed. Before we are ever plagued with greed and vanity we are conditioned to love or at least thirst for it.. when examined its evident how love and the natural thirst for emotional and intimate connection has shaped some of the world's most successful men. Some where along the emotional journey of love we learn to also love ourselves..our self worth and perception of our selves is at it's peak... we feel more sense of accomplishment and fulfillment through the powerful connection we create with our lover than we'd ever feel solely focusing on obtaining capital and tangible items. When you have the burning desire to give a woman your best, you suddenly have the burning desire to provide and pursue your idea of optimal living and self fulfillment. Maybe you are a man who has loved and lost... maybe heartbreak has you defeated.. it's not too late.. as we have discussed.. love is mighty and such a driving force in humanity... heartbreak being the resultant of love surely has a beautiful underlying meaning... right? Yes, correct. What love really does for a man who chooses to be susceptible to it is simple really. Learning to be selfless and having that burning desire of giving someone the world results in a very selfish gain. To the man wondering what good came out of his pain... I will tell you this... you are not the first to have love and lost. What will seperate you from common men is if you chose to be in receipt of the reward heartbreak has to offer. These adversities in life are inevitable. Surely these feels and pain were made available to us in vain right? There's nothing possibly beneficial that comes as a result of intense hurt right? Wrong. That's pussy shit. If your love was true and your pain was real then it is simply impossible for you to have failed to foster some real emotional growth. You got to see your definite potential and limitations. You took a huge risk being so vulnerable because of the potential rewards it had to offer. Accepting failure and accepting that you failed are two very different things. The man who accepts failure will not let himself love again. This man fills this void with many things (drugs, God, money, etc.) But there is no substitute for the feels love has to offer. The wise man takes a look at himself with neutral eyes and reevaluates. The man realizes it wasnt the woman who transformed his thoughts , it was the feeling she gave him. He realizes his true capability , he then accepts that he failed once at love,but also is aware of how love brought out something in him that he has subconsciously been wanting all along. The man is now aqauinted with trial and tribulation, love and heartbreak. He remembers what being in love made him feel like. He doesn't accept failures, say fuck it Yolo swag, and move on. He mends his broken heart and makes himself readily available to feel again. Despite being fully aware of risks and hardships allowing himself to love has to offer he hopes for another opportunity to provec himself a perfect lover. This man has conquered love and it is now his defining source of determination. He realizes that with burning desire he can conqueror any endeavor.
The fact that you were able to type out over 100 characters on your short time away from the kitchen is either impressive on your part, or shameful on the man who owns you
Has anyone fapped to nonstop gay porn for a month to make sure they didn't like it?
Just to make sure you weren't gay and that you didn't enjoy it.
I decided to watch gay porn for about a month. Every day at least 2 times, and I would force myself to fap to it. After ejaculation I would ask myself a series of questions about whether or not I liked it and analyze my feelings afterward. There was one point where I almost liked it, but in the end i think that was just because the guy looked really feminine. After that month I started watching regular porn and lesbian porn but I wasn't very moved by it in my spirit. I studied some charts and diagrams and made some questions on yahoo answers looking for the answer to satisfy my needs.
Listen bitch, i have the balls in this relationship and we're eating at 1 of 3 places, burger king, mcdonalds, or taco bell. and you get to eat off the dollar menu because you're not worth more than that. then after you're goin to suck my dick in the back of my car, got it?
THERE WAS ONCE A GIRL NAMED HATSUNE MIKU. It was another night alone in her room. Her parents were rich and owned a mansion in London, and she had it all to herself. She got out her cell phone, one not even from this generation, and dialed up her friend Natalie. Natalie was not as rich and lived across town, so they were seldom able to get together. It was even less common due to the fact that their friendship was a secret from both of their parents. They loved eachother to death, and had orgies whenever they had a chance. "Natalie, do you want to come over tonight? My parents are awake.. ehee!" "Sure thing Miku! I'll be over there as soon as I can." Beep. She hung up because she was so excited to unite with Hatsune once again and wanted to be there as soon as possible, because it wasn't known when their parents would be back. Hatsune Miku was browsing the internet on her i7 processor Alienware(TM) computer when she heard the doorbell ring. She rushed down the spiral staircase and opened the door to an ecstatic Natalie. She had long, flowing red hair and enormous breasts that disobeyed the basic laws of gravity. She was dressed a little kinky tonight with quite a bit of cleavage showing and no bra to support the breasts. They rushed up the steps, hand in hand, into Hatsune's bedroom. Instantly Natalie pushed Hatsune down onto the bed and mounted her like a noble steed. "Oh, bollocks! Someone seems like they want to get into it!" Their mouths connected and both of them could easily remnant to another about how soft the opposing person's lips were and how passionately they kissed. Hatsune slid her fingers down Natalie's chest and into her pants, and slowly pulled them off; which proved to be quite challenging when she was constantly being moved from the forceful smooching from Natz. Eventually, the short and kinky pants were down at her feet and Natalie simply forced them off. Natalie repeated the process onto Hatsune Miku, eventually removing her pants. They then slid eachother's shirts off to reveal their beautiful upper bodies. Natalie was already fully nude due to not wearing a bra. Hatsune Miku was still dressed casually and had to take off her bra to reveal her finely sized breasts, which were white as milk. They didn't obey the laws of gravity either similarly to Natalie's breasts. Natalie instantly buried her face in them and sucked on her stubby yet perfect nipples. "BOLLOCKS!" Hatsune Miku returned the favor by taking two fingers and shoving them into Natalie's deep vagina. "Oh, Bollocks!" she screamed as Hatsune penetrated her lush body. Suddenly, the door snapped into two and a foot came flying through. Batman, who was Hatsune Miku's father, had breached through the door CSI-style and was already in a furious rage just from what he had heard outside. He pulled out his Bat-Machete and swung at Natalie's neck, instantly decapitating her. Her head flew towards the window, broke the glass, and sailed out into the wonders of London, England. "HOLY BOLLOCKS!" Hatsune Miku screamed. "DADDY, THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" "THIS IS AN INTERVENTION!" Batman screamed as he grabbed Hatsune Miku by her breasts and tore them from her body. Hatsune Miku very quickly lost blood and had nearly fainted when Batman then clawed his fingers into her breasts and mootly tossed her out of the same window he had just mercilessly broken with Natalie's head. Batman wins.
>> I've just realized... America is shit. Britain ruled the world for hundreds of years and we can't even take down Vietnam and get constantly bullied by shitty countries like NK and Iran. The realization just hit me, holy shit.
yea making fun of the united states is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander you're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!
This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide. People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump. This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity. I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave Sep7agon. Do anything else.
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« on: December 01, 2014, 12:24:43 PM »
Spoiler My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
alright so im tryin to go home from the skatepark, take a shower and go up to river riot with some pplz, (river riot brings way to fuckin many people) and ive been in the same spot for almost a fuckin hour now. so im like fuck this shit and decide to drive down the emergency lane. lol right past the cops that are directing traffic. dude flags me down i slow down and wait till he gets close and just keep goin haha. fuck them they dont even fuckin know how to direct traffic so they aint gonna give me no fuckin ticket for drivin on the wrong part of the road and the faggot would of also gave me one for my subs just to be a dick. man he got so pissed when i smiled at him as i went by. he went and ran to his car but could go anywhere becase his car was on the other side of the cars. so i just cruzed like 6 miles down the emergency road to get home lol.
You are such a woman... such strong and determination in a sport/hobby/whatever that is male dominant. I see so many females get into lifting and let it define them... you on the other hand are smart, strong, and still make girly shrieks after you hit PR's. Basically what I'm trying to say is whatever you decide to do you're going to be great at it and that I admire you more than any of these DLB annoying lifting bitches that are puppets of the industry and don't have anything uniquely and wildly sexy about them like you do... saying in this in the most admirable respectful way possible but your demeanor in general and no bullshit attitude while still maintaining some humility and down to earthness is very attractive.. more so then any one these artificial karissa doll fake tits Starbucks Pazookie substance less females.. women as a gender have devolved for the most part in my opinion... society paints such a hazy picture of the ideal woman's demeanor and how she should carry herself. Good characteristics are definetely not gender specific. A woman shouldn't posses any less aspiration and drive than a man should.. you could actually really teach a man,about being a man. I just wuz wanting to drop by to tell you , that you and only a handful of females that I am aware of are worthy of my respect. I degrade bitches. But you, my supple flower, are not bitches.you are a woman. A sexy, smart, and down to earth woman, and if any of these bitches in this industry are still trying to find themselves, id suggest they emulate you. Pls keep making YouTube videos. I dont even fap to them... I actually listen to what you have to say. And coming from a douchey misogynistic immature asshole who genuinely believes men in modern society are superior over women , you should be flattered some what. I want my son one day to come across your beautiful offspring, your daughter. I want him to court her like a properly lady and use her power and character to find himself as a man and assume the role of her lover.. he will then use her as motivation to conqueror every one of life's endeavors. Every worthy man deserves a strong, thick solid tight, smart woman like yourself to fuel him to be better than he already is.. Mmm girl you just drive me crazy with your PR's, Motor cross riding, and glasses. I really put you in the same calibre of woman as my girlfriend and mother and just wanted to let you know that you are great. If you ever need someone to tell you how incredibly wildly sexy you are just DM me.. I'll feed your ego until you are full. And then I'll cuddle with you after dinner and we could have calm intellectual debates and discussion. After getting you a little spicy with some good debate id ask permission to be granted the privledge of rubbing your feet. After i rub your feet, you can assist me in some mobility work. We head to bed. I don't even try for sex. I feel inadequate, there's no way a commoner like myself, can satisfy such a rarity like you.. I must do something to make myself worthy for a lifetime shared with you. I become CEO 10k/day to give you the life I feel you deserve. U changed my life. I finally win you over. We make plenty sons and daughters. And you do nothing but raise them to be exactly like you. We'll fix this world, together. We'll rid society of the accepted notion that women can be weak and ambitionless , just as long as their exterior goes hand in hand with societies portrayal of ideal. We'll raise our many daughters to be real women... which will eventually result into the molding of better men who's fuel for productivity and success is love and fear. Men have burning desire for a campanion usually before they ever have a burning desire to achieve anything resulting in monetary compensation. It's natures course. We intuitively hold love at higher value then we do worldly possessions during crucial stages of devolpment.. we are taught to love our mother, our god... what is this phenomenon love? And what makes it so powerful and essential? We are all taught love in one shape or form as a child .. we are conscious of what we feel for someone and we accept it and embrace it as love and we know early on through vital stages of adolescence what love is capable of... every man who has been the bearer of a damaged heart can tell you, how important it was to self Revelation. So here again, the woman is the motivator. Heart break will crumble the weak and inspire the true willed. Before we are ever plagued with greed and vanity we are conditioned to love or at least thirst for it.. when examined its evident how love and the natural thirst for emotional and intimate connection has shaped some of the world's most successful men. Some where along the emotional journey of love we learn to also love ourselves..our self worth and perception of our selves is at it's peak... we feel more sense of accomplishment and fulfillment through the powerful connection we create with our lover than we'd ever feel solely focusing on obtaining capital and tangible items. When you have the burning desire to give a woman your best, you suddenly have the burning desire to provide and pursue your idea of optimal living and self fulfillment. Maybe you are a man who has loved and lost... maybe heartbreak has you defeated.. it's not too late.. as we have discussed.. love is mighty and such a driving force in humanity... heartbreak being the resultant of love surely has a beautiful underlying meaning... right? Yes, correct. What love really does for a man who chooses to be susceptible to it is simple really. Learning to be selfless and having that burning desire of giving someone the world results in a very selfish gain. To the man wondering what good came out of his pain... I will tell you this... you are not the first to have love and lost. What will seperate you from common men is if you chose to be in receipt of the reward heartbreak has to offer. These adversities in life are inevitable. Surely these feels and pain were made available to us in vain right? There's nothing possibly beneficial that comes as a result of intense hurt right? Wrong. That's pussy shit. If your love was true and your pain was real then it is simply impossible for you to have failed to foster some real emotional growth. You got to see your definite potential and limitations. You took a huge risk being so vulnerable because of the potential rewards it had to offer. Accepting failure and accepting that you failed are two very different things. The man who accepts failure will not let himself love again. This man fills this void with many things (drugs, God, money, etc.) But there is no substitute for the feels love has to offer. The wise man takes a look at himself with neutral eyes and reevaluates. The man realizes it wasnt the woman who transformed his thoughts , it was the feeling she gave him. He realizes his true capability , he then accepts that he failed once at love,but also is aware of how love brought out something in him that he has subconsciously been wanting all along. The man is now aqauinted with trial and tribulation, love and heartbreak. He remembers what being in love made him feel like. He doesn't accept failures, say fuck it Yolo swag, and move on. He mends his broken heart and makes himself readily available to feel again. Despite being fully aware of risks and hardships allowing himself to love has to offer he hopes for another opportunity to provec himself a perfect lover. This man has conquered love and it is now his defining source of determination. He realizes that with burning desire he can conqueror any endeavor.
The fact that you were able to type out over 100 characters on your short time away from the kitchen is either impressive on your part, or shameful on the man who owns you
Has anyone fapped to nonstop gay porn for a month to make sure they didn't like it?
Just to make sure you weren't gay and that you didn't enjoy it.
I decided to watch gay porn for about a month. Every day at least 2 times, and I would force myself to fap to it. After ejaculation I would ask myself a series of questions about whether or not I liked it and analyze my feelings afterward. There was one point where I almost liked it, but in the end i think that was just because the guy looked really feminine. After that month I started watching regular porn and lesbian porn but I wasn't very moved by it in my spirit. I studied some charts and diagrams and made some questions on yahoo answers looking for the answer to satisfy my needs.
Listen bitch, i have the balls in this relationship and we're eating at 1 of 3 places, burger king, mcdonalds, or taco bell. and you get to eat off the dollar menu because you're not worth more than that. then after you're goin to suck my dick in the back of my car, got it?
THERE WAS ONCE A GIRL NAMED HATSUNE MIKU. It was another night alone in her room. Her parents were rich and owned a mansion in London, and she had it all to herself. She got out her cell phone, one not even from this generation, and dialed up her friend Natalie. Natalie was not as rich and lived across town, so they were seldom able to get together. It was even less common due to the fact that their friendship was a secret from both of their parents. They loved eachother to death, and had orgies whenever they had a chance. "Natalie, do you want to come over tonight? My parents are awake.. ehee!" "Sure thing Miku! I'll be over there as soon as I can." Beep. She hung up because she was so excited to unite with Hatsune once again and wanted to be there as soon as possible, because it wasn't known when their parents would be back. Hatsune Miku was browsing the internet on her i7 processor Alienware(TM) computer when she heard the doorbell ring. She rushed down the spiral staircase and opened the door to an ecstatic Natalie. She had long, flowing red hair and enormous breasts that disobeyed the basic laws of gravity. She was dressed a little kinky tonight with quite a bit of cleavage showing and no bra to support the breasts. They rushed up the steps, hand in hand, into Hatsune's bedroom. Instantly Natalie pushed Hatsune down onto the bed and mounted her like a noble steed. "Oh, bollocks! Someone seems like they want to get into it!" Their mouths connected and both of them could easily remnant to another about how soft the opposing person's lips were and how passionately they kissed. Hatsune slid her fingers down Natalie's chest and into her pants, and slowly pulled them off; which proved to be quite challenging when she was constantly being moved from the forceful smooching from Natz. Eventually, the short and kinky pants were down at her feet and Natalie simply forced them off. Natalie repeated the process onto Hatsune Miku, eventually removing her pants. They then slid eachother's shirts off to reveal their beautiful upper bodies. Natalie was already fully nude due to not wearing a bra. Hatsune Miku was still dressed casually and had to take off her bra to reveal her finely sized breasts, which were white as milk. They didn't obey the laws of gravity either similarly to Natalie's breasts. Natalie instantly buried her face in them and sucked on her stubby yet perfect nipples. "BOLLOCKS!" Hatsune Miku returned the favor by taking two fingers and shoving them into Natalie's deep vagina. "Oh, Bollocks!" she screamed as Hatsune penetrated her lush body. Suddenly, the door snapped into two and a foot came flying through. Batman, who was Hatsune Miku's father, had breached through the door CSI-style and was already in a furious rage just from what he had heard outside. He pulled out his Bat-Machete and swung at Natalie's neck, instantly decapitating her. Her head flew towards the window, broke the glass, and sailed out into the wonders of London, England. "HOLY BOLLOCKS!" Hatsune Miku screamed. "DADDY, THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" "THIS IS AN INTERVENTION!" Batman screamed as he grabbed Hatsune Miku by her breasts and tore them from her body. Hatsune Miku very quickly lost blood and had nearly fainted when Batman then clawed his fingers into her breasts and mootly tossed her out of the same window he had just mercilessly broken with Natalie's head. Batman wins.
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« on: December 01, 2014, 12:23:26 PM »
Spoiler My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
alright so im tryin to go home from the skatepark, take a shower and go up to river riot with some pplz, (river riot brings way to fuckin many people) and ive been in the same spot for almost a fuckin hour now. so im like fuck this shit and decide to drive down the emergency lane. lol right past the cops that are directing traffic. dude flags me down i slow down and wait till he gets close and just keep goin haha. fuck them they dont even fuckin know how to direct traffic so they aint gonna give me no fuckin ticket for drivin on the wrong part of the road and the faggot would of also gave me one for my subs just to be a dick. man he got so pissed when i smiled at him as i went by. he went and ran to his car but could go anywhere becase his car was on the other side of the cars. so i just cruzed like 6 miles down the emergency road to get home lol.
You are such a woman... such strong and determination in a sport/hobby/whatever that is male dominant. I see so many females get into lifting and let it define them... you on the other hand are smart, strong, and still make girly shrieks after you hit PR's. Basically what I'm trying to say is whatever you decide to do you're going to be great at it and that I admire you more than any of these DLB annoying lifting bitches that are puppets of the industry and don't have anything uniquely and wildly sexy about them like you do... saying in this in the most admirable respectful way possible but your demeanor in general and no bullshit attitude while still maintaining some humility and down to earthness is very attractive.. more so then any one these artificial karissa doll fake tits Starbucks Pazookie substance less females.. women as a gender have devolved for the most part in my opinion... society paints such a hazy picture of the ideal woman's demeanor and how she should carry herself. Good characteristics are definetely not gender specific. A woman shouldn't posses any less aspiration and drive than a man should.. you could actually really teach a man,about being a man. I just wuz wanting to drop by to tell you , that you and only a handful of females that I am aware of are worthy of my respect. I degrade bitches. But you, my supple flower, are not bitches.you are a woman. A sexy, smart, and down to earth woman, and if any of these bitches in this industry are still trying to find themselves, id suggest they emulate you. Pls keep making YouTube videos. I dont even fap to them... I actually listen to what you have to say. And coming from a douchey misogynistic immature asshole who genuinely believes men in modern society are superior over women , you should be flattered some what. I want my son one day to come across your beautiful offspring, your daughter. I want him to court her like a properly lady and use her power and character to find himself as a man and assume the role of her lover.. he will then use her as motivation to conqueror every one of life's endeavors. Every worthy man deserves a strong, thick solid tight, smart woman like yourself to fuel him to be better than he already is.. Mmm girl you just drive me crazy with your PR's, Motor cross riding, and glasses. I really put you in the same calibre of woman as my girlfriend and mother and just wanted to let you know that you are great. If you ever need someone to tell you how incredibly wildly sexy you are just DM me.. I'll feed your ego until you are full. And then I'll cuddle with you after dinner and we could have calm intellectual debates and discussion. After getting you a little spicy with some good debate id ask permission to be granted the privledge of rubbing your feet. After i rub your feet, you can assist me in some mobility work. We head to bed. I don't even try for sex. I feel inadequate, there's no way a commoner like myself, can satisfy such a rarity like you.. I must do something to make myself worthy for a lifetime shared with you. I become CEO 10k/day to give you the life I feel you deserve. U changed my life. I finally win you over. We make plenty sons and daughters. And you do nothing but raise them to be exactly like you. We'll fix this world, together. We'll rid society of the accepted notion that women can be weak and ambitionless , just as long as their exterior goes hand in hand with societies portrayal of ideal. We'll raise our many daughters to be real women... which will eventually result into the molding of better men who's fuel for productivity and success is love and fear. Men have burning desire for a campanion usually before they ever have a burning desire to achieve anything resulting in monetary compensation. It's natures course. We intuitively hold love at higher value then we do worldly possessions during crucial stages of devolpment.. we are taught to love our mother, our god... what is this phenomenon love? And what makes it so powerful and essential? We are all taught love in one shape or form as a child .. we are conscious of what we feel for someone and we accept it and embrace it as love and we know early on through vital stages of adolescence what love is capable of... every man who has been the bearer of a damaged heart can tell you, how important it was to self Revelation. So here again, the woman is the motivator. Heart break will crumble the weak and inspire the true willed. Before we are ever plagued with greed and vanity we are conditioned to love or at least thirst for it.. when examined its evident how love and the natural thirst for emotional and intimate connection has shaped some of the world's most successful men. Some where along the emotional journey of love we learn to also love ourselves..our self worth and perception of our selves is at it's peak... we feel more sense of accomplishment and fulfillment through the powerful connection we create with our lover than we'd ever feel solely focusing on obtaining capital and tangible items. When you have the burning desire to give a woman your best, you suddenly have the burning desire to provide and pursue your idea of optimal living and self fulfillment. Maybe you are a man who has loved and lost... maybe heartbreak has you defeated.. it's not too late.. as we have discussed.. love is mighty and such a driving force in humanity... heartbreak being the resultant of love surely has a beautiful underlying meaning... right? Yes, correct. What love really does for a man who chooses to be susceptible to it is simple really. Learning to be selfless and having that burning desire of giving someone the world results in a very selfish gain. To the man wondering what good came out of his pain... I will tell you this... you are not the first to have love and lost. What will seperate you from common men is if you chose to be in receipt of the reward heartbreak has to offer. These adversities in life are inevitable. Surely these feels and pain were made available to us in vain right? There's nothing possibly beneficial that comes as a result of intense hurt right? Wrong. That's pussy shit. If your love was true and your pain was real then it is simply impossible for you to have failed to foster some real emotional growth. You got to see your definite potential and limitations. You took a huge risk being so vulnerable because of the potential rewards it had to offer. Accepting failure and accepting that you failed are two very different things. The man who accepts failure will not let himself love again. This man fills this void with many things (drugs, God, money, etc.) But there is no substitute for the feels love has to offer. The wise man takes a look at himself with neutral eyes and reevaluates. The man realizes it wasnt the woman who transformed his thoughts , it was the feeling she gave him. He realizes his true capability , he then accepts that he failed once at love,but also is aware of how love brought out something in him that he has subconsciously been wanting all along. The man is now aqauinted with trial and tribulation, love and heartbreak. He remembers what being in love made him feel like. He doesn't accept failures, say fuck it Yolo swag, and move on. He mends his broken heart and makes himself readily available to feel again. Despite being fully aware of risks and hardships allowing himself to love has to offer he hopes for another opportunity to provec himself a perfect lover. This man has conquered love and it is now his defining source of determination. He realizes that with burning desire he can conqueror any endeavor.
The fact that you were able to type out over 100 characters on your short time away from the kitchen is either impressive on your part, or shameful on the man who owns you
Has anyone fapped to nonstop gay porn for a month to make sure they didn't like it? Just to make sure you weren't gay and that you didn't enjoy it. I decided to watch gay porn for about a month. Every day at least 2 times, and I would force myself to fap to it. After ejaculation I would ask myself a series of questions about whether or not I liked it and analyze my feelings afterward. There was one point where I almost liked it, but in the end i think that was just because the guy looked really feminine. After that month I started watching regular porn and lesbian porn but I wasn't very moved by it in my spirit. I studied some charts and diagrams and made some questions on yahoo answers looking for the answer to satisfy my needs.
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« on: December 01, 2014, 12:20:51 PM »
Spoiler My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
alright so im tryin to go home from the skatepark, take a shower and go up to river riot with some pplz, (river riot brings way to fuckin many people) and ive been in the same spot for almost a fuckin hour now. so im like fuck this shit and decide to drive down the emergency lane. lol right past the cops that are directing traffic. dude flags me down i slow down and wait till he gets close and just keep goin haha. fuck them they dont even fuckin know how to direct traffic so they aint gonna give me no fuckin ticket for drivin on the wrong part of the road and the faggot would of also gave me one for my subs just to be a dick. man he got so pissed when i smiled at him as i went by. he went and ran to his car but could go anywhere becase his car was on the other side of the cars. so i just cruzed like 6 miles down the emergency road to get home lol.
You are such a woman... such strong and determination in a sport/hobby/whatever that is male dominant. I see so many females get into lifting and let it define them... you on the other hand are smart, strong, and still make girly shrieks after you hit PR's. Basically what I'm trying to say is whatever you decide to do you're going to be great at it and that I admire you more than any of these DLB annoying lifting bitches that are puppets of the industry and don't have anything uniquely and wildly sexy about them like you do... saying in this in the most admirable respectful way possible but your demeanor in general and no bullshit attitude while still maintaining some humility and down to earthness is very attractive.. more so then any one these artificial karissa doll fake tits Starbucks Pazookie substance less females.. women as a gender have devolved for the most part in my opinion... society paints such a hazy picture of the ideal woman's demeanor and how she should carry herself. Good characteristics are definetely not gender specific. A woman shouldn't posses any less aspiration and drive than a man should.. you could actually really teach a man,about being a man. I just wuz wanting to drop by to tell you , that you and only a handful of females that I am aware of are worthy of my respect. I degrade bitches. But you, my supple flower, are not bitches.you are a woman. A sexy, smart, and down to earth woman, and if any of these bitches in this industry are still trying to find themselves, id suggest they emulate you. Pls keep making YouTube videos. I dont even fap to them... I actually listen to what you have to say. And coming from a douchey misogynistic immature asshole who genuinely believes men in modern society are superior over women , you should be flattered some what. I want my son one day to come across your beautiful offspring, your daughter. I want him to court her like a properly lady and use her power and character to find himself as a man and assume the role of her lover.. he will then use her as motivation to conqueror every one of life's endeavors. Every worthy man deserves a strong, thick solid tight, smart woman like yourself to fuel him to be better than he already is.. Mmm girl you just drive me crazy with your PR's, Motor cross riding, and glasses. I really put you in the same calibre of woman as my girlfriend and mother and just wanted to let you know that you are great. If you ever need someone to tell you how incredibly wildly sexy you are just DM me.. I'll feed your ego until you are full. And then I'll cuddle with you after dinner and we could have calm intellectual debates and discussion. After getting you a little spicy with some good debate id ask permission to be granted the privledge of rubbing your feet. After i rub your feet, you can assist me in some mobility work. We head to bed. I don't even try for sex. I feel inadequate, there's no way a commoner like myself, can satisfy such a rarity like you.. I must do something to make myself worthy for a lifetime shared with you. I become CEO 10k/day to give you the life I feel you deserve. U changed my life. I finally win you over. We make plenty sons and daughters. And you do nothing but raise them to be exactly like you. We'll fix this world, together. We'll rid society of the accepted notion that women can be weak and ambitionless , just as long as their exterior goes hand in hand with societies portrayal of ideal. We'll raise our many daughters to be real women... which will eventually result into the molding of better men who's fuel for productivity and success is love and fear. Men have burning desire for a campanion usually before they ever have a burning desire to achieve anything resulting in monetary compensation. It's natures course. We intuitively hold love at higher value then we do worldly possessions during crucial stages of devolpment.. we are taught to love our mother, our god... what is this phenomenon love? And what makes it so powerful and essential? We are all taught love in one shape or form as a child .. we are conscious of what we feel for someone and we accept it and embrace it as love and we know early on through vital stages of adolescence what love is capable of... every man who has been the bearer of a damaged heart can tell you, how important it was to self Revelation. So here again, the woman is the motivator. Heart break will crumble the weak and inspire the true willed. Before we are ever plagued with greed and vanity we are conditioned to love or at least thirst for it.. when examined its evident how love and the natural thirst for emotional and intimate connection has shaped some of the world's most successful men. Some where along the emotional journey of love we learn to also love ourselves..our self worth and perception of our selves is at it's peak... we feel more sense of accomplishment and fulfillment through the powerful connection we create with our lover than we'd ever feel solely focusing on obtaining capital and tangible items. When you have the burning desire to give a woman your best, you suddenly have the burning desire to provide and pursue your idea of optimal living and self fulfillment. Maybe you are a man who has loved and lost... maybe heartbreak has you defeated.. it's not too late.. as we have discussed.. love is mighty and such a driving force in humanity... heartbreak being the resultant of love surely has a beautiful underlying meaning... right? Yes, correct. What love really does for a man who chooses to be susceptible to it is simple really. Learning to be selfless and having that burning desire of giving someone the world results in a very selfish gain. To the man wondering what good came out of his pain... I will tell you this... you are not the first to have love and lost. What will seperate you from common men is if you chose to be in receipt of the reward heartbreak has to offer. These adversities in life are inevitable. Surely these feels and pain were made available to us in vain right? There's nothing possibly beneficial that comes as a result of intense hurt right? Wrong. That's pussy shit. If your love was true and your pain was real then it is simply impossible for you to have failed to foster some real emotional growth. You got to see your definite potential and limitations. You took a huge risk being so vulnerable because of the potential rewards it had to offer. Accepting failure and accepting that you failed are two very different things. The man who accepts failure will not let himself love again. This man fills this void with many things (drugs, God, money, etc.) But there is no substitute for the feels love has to offer. The wise man takes a look at himself with neutral eyes and reevaluates. The man realizes it wasnt the woman who transformed his thoughts , it was the feeling she gave him. He realizes his true capability , he then accepts that he failed once at love,but also is aware of how love brought out something in him that he has subconsciously been wanting all along. The man is now aqauinted with trial and tribulation, love and heartbreak. He remembers what being in love made him feel like. He doesn't accept failures, say fuck it Yolo swag, and move on. He mends his broken heart and makes himself readily available to feel again. Despite being fully aware of risks and hardships allowing himself to love has to offer he hopes for another opportunity to provec himself a perfect lover. This man has conquered love and it is now his defining source of determination. He realizes that with burning desire he can conqueror any endeavor.
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« on: December 01, 2014, 12:19:30 PM »
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« on: December 01, 2014, 12:14:22 PM »
Spoiler My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
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« on: December 01, 2014, 12:12:19 PM »
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I hate it when someone rides my ass while driving, so I have developed the best defense for these fuckers. I have decided to share it with you my /b/rothers.
1. get the following items from your local Wal-mart.
A water baby (in the girls toy aisle where the lolis roam.) It is a regular looking baby doll with a hollow body that is supposed to be filled with warm water to make the doll all soft and jiggly like a real, no-boned baby.
3 jars of strawberry preserves. (It has to be preserves, jams and jellys don't work as well.
2. Fill the water baby with the strawberry preserves until it just about to bust and dress the baby with the clothes that came with it.
3. The next time someone rides your ass, throw the baby out of your window onto their windshield. The will see a jiggly baby go flying toward them and then explode into a pile of bright red and chunky gore.
4. The driver stops and is traumatized for life or gets in a wreck and dies. Either way, that bitch is off your ass.
What the fuck is this? This is not a mother fucking game. Don't come in here with your weak ass circle measure like this is a fucking joke. Don't show up like you are ready to throw down. Do you know who I am bitch? Do you comprehend the mess you just started? I am a metrology engineer motherfucker. While you were sitting there, with your snide ass giggles like you just one-up-ed me, I was warming up my $45,000 vision inspection system.
That's right, you just done started a war. You came in here to challenge a man that just got his fancy new machine back from NIST traceable 3rd party calibration TODAY and was looking for an excuse to warm it up. You just tried to sucker punch am man who just so happen to have his mother-in-law at his house staying the week. I ain't got nothing to lose little man.
That's right son, you walked up on a man who has raw talent to spare and all the time in the world. I may not have the drawing in person but I can sure as hell turn what I got into process image. Then use a vision inspection system to bring it back into the computer. Then take that image and reverse engineer it into a 2d drawing. Then do some relative circularity measurements from my rendering. Take this shit bitch.
Wait, what was that? Did you just challenge my core methodology? Oh no you didn't. Don't try to tell me I am making things over complex: taking an image file from the internet and printing it out, then turning it back into digital with some fancy 3D camera measurement system, then reverse engineering that into an engineering drawing.
This isn't about GR&R and the process weakness of digital -> modified digital-> physical -> digital again -> 2d print -> relative measure. Motherfucker, did you miss the part about my mother-in-law? This is as complex as I can make it because that is the point motherfucker, I got a mother-in-law AT MY FUCKING HOUSE!
This war will never end.
I am Chinese man and very happy. We taking all your money U.S.A. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all work for Chinese man. Ha Ha Ha. We make everything, you make nothing. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you are third world county like Mexico. Ha Ha Ha. We will be buying your country cheap. Ha Ha Ha. We make friends with Muslims and will get more of the oil so you have little. Ha Ha Ha. You have stupid politicians. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all be very poor. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you all be dead.
Hello, I am currently 16 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.
If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.
I love the smell of dirty panties.
Each zone of scent.
Panties can smell a little different depending on what she eats, how long she wears the same pair, if she gets a little pee on them, at what point she is in her cycle, and so on. There are also zones of scent in dirty panties that have different kinds of smell (obviously).
Zone 1 - the Front seam of the crotch/gusset. This is where her clit and front folds of vulva are. When it smells really good, there is usually a yellowish/whitish bit of delicious dirtiness there. It has a high, sharp note. Flowery and sweet. Sometimes it can have hints of white pepper. I think the peppery scent is present when certain food or drink is consumed. Generally the smell is up high "in your head". I love this zone the most, but all of them are exquisite.
Zone 2 - The Middle of the crotch/gusset. This is where the Vestibule (opening to the vagina) is. This is where any discharge (which is of course, normal) and general moisture is. This zone is where you will smell a more mellow and wet sweetness. It's not as sweet as Zone 1, but still has a very delicious smell.
Zone 3 - The Back seam of the crotch/gusset. This is for the more refined panty sniffer. Obviously, the wearer's asshole has been in this area. Now, you might think to yourself, "UGH, I bet it smells like shit!" Well, ....yes I guess it could. But, more likely, it doesn't. As I understand it, the genitoanal region of humans have an Apocrine gland. It is mainly thought that this was used in evolutionary times as a way to signal for finding a mate. It has a deep musky smell. Still very sweet, but with low notes. You can feel it deep in your chest as well as up high in your head. It can have hints of vanilla, cinnamon, and sugar.
Obviously every woman will smell a little different, but in my experience, these basic things are pretty consistent.
You should probably read this.
Just listen to me. I am posting this thread because the FBI is at my house, questioning me about my internet habits. As you can see, they have discovered that I browse the Flood by looking at my internet history. They are standing over my shoulder right now, watching me type this. I'd like to show them what a great site Sep7agon is. Nothing questionable, remotely offensive, or anything that would otherwise put my patriotism in question.
Lost my courage dog folder, so here's a perfectly safe reason to post in this thread. I am in need of moar courage dog. Just remember:
The FBI are watching you, flood.
Game up to their expectations.
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Let me preface this by saying that I've been a memer since they first appeared on 4chan circa 2006 (ages ago in internet time). I remember refreshing /b/ all afternoon with the hope that someone would make a new meme. I was a memer back when Advice Dog was the only one and I still upvote every Advice Dog meme I see becasue of the fond rush of nostalgia it brings me. Nowadays, there are many thousand on quickmeme and other meme websites. I was a memer back before memegenerator was created (the first meme website) and I had to make them with MS Powerpoint or Paint. Speaking of meme websites, I was one of the first submitters to memebase.com and still have one of the top accounts there despite having migrated to reddit nearly 2 years ago. It was on 4chan and memebase where I cut my teeth creating memes, way before I had a reddit account and way before /r/adviceanimals[1] was created in late 2010. Back before I could get any sort of points or even username recognition, I was creating memes as a clever and easily digestible way to reflect on society, relate some story to my audience, or just be funny. Do you remember rich raven? No? I do. You probably don't remember depression dog, crazy girlfriend praying mantis, introspective pug, or friendzone Johnny either. I remember all of them. In fact, you have only submitted two posts to adviceanimals garnering a total of just 4 points and have not commented there any time recently. So please, respect my judgement regarding the direction of the subreddit and the integrity of posts I have held dear to my heart for nearly 7 years but you have no strong feelings for. Thanks.
Hello, flood. Today, I have something to tell you that you may find interesting.
I have found…the worst thing on the internet.
No, it isn’t /b/. No, it isn’t meatspin or any of those other sites. It’s worse. Worse than BME Pain Olympics. Worse than 2g1c. Worse than the pain series on ED. Worse than anything you’ve ever seen.
You may be wondering, what could facilitate such hype? What could be so bad that it's worth mentioning on the flood?
I'm afraid you don't understand. It is...not of this world. I cannot imagine what would posses anyone to create such an...abomination. They say that a picture's worth a thousand words. Does this mean that more than a thousand words would be worse than a single picture? You’ve guessed correctly. IT IS A FANFIC. EVERY SHOCK SITE AND FUCKED UP VIDEO HAS BEEN EFFORTLESSLY BESTED BY A FANFIC.
Well, I suppose now you’re wondering just what the hell I’m talking about. Well…
…Candlejack.
Heheheh…Hahahaha…AHAHAHAHAH!
Sorry, but it looks like your luck has run out. Candlejack is coming to take away the only way to know what the worst thing on the internet is. But you may be wondering…why hasn’t he gotten me yet? How am I still typing? Well…
The rain pounded against the window, giving sound to the otherwise silent midnight. I stared blankly at my monitor, preparing to do what needed to be done. I swallowed any traces of fear or doubt I had left, and uttered the forbidden word…
“…Candlejack.”
It wasn’t long before a faint howling could be heard, followed by a black mist forming in the middle of my bedroom. From the mist emerged the demon himself...Candlejack. He reached for me, but I knew what to do already. I picked up my lapdesk and smashed him across the face. After being bashed, he was quick to recover. Forced meme that he was, amirite? Regardless, I had a chance to get his attention.
“Hey, we need to talk.”
“You dare speak to me? After speaking my forbidden name?”
“Calm down, I can make it worth your while.”
“Hmm…interesting. Of what do you speak, mortal?”
“I want to make a deal. I want you to not take me away…yet. Tomorrow night, at this time, I will post a message on Sep7agon. It will detail our encounter, as well as another message that I wish to convey to the internets. Of course, it will include mention of your name. When I say the word “goodbye”, you may do what you will.”
“I see. But what do you plan to offer in return?”
“Before I post the aforementioned message, I will post one that seems to be like any other message, though it will be cut off in a manner similar to, well, you know. At this point, everyone who reads the post will inadvertently say your name, referring to what must have happened. You’ll get many prisoners, and all you have to do is take me at a certain time. Do we have a deal?”
The sinister figure gave a horrible grin, highlighted by the dim light of the desk lamp.
Well, flood, now you know. If you want to find the worst thing on the internet, you’ll have to find it on your own. So why’d I do it?
I did it so that there may always be hope for something more.
I did it for the ideal that we’ve never seen what the internets truly has to offer.
I did it…for the lulz.
Well, flood...
Goodb
I want to say something before this whole thing gets out of control. In 1967, in the hot desert sun, a woman gave birth to a boy in the back of old pick up. She was a whore. She left the boy at a local church. The father at the church didn't like children, but he knew that being a disciple of the bible he couldn't possibly not take the small kid. Instead he ended up taking out his frustration on the boy. At the age of three, the boy was forced to use the toilet. Let me tell you the little fell into his own pile of poop more than once. By the age of 5, the boy the boy was reading the bible and chopping wood for the fire. Despite the father's harsh character, the boy loved him and thought of him as his true father. By the age of seven the father raped him three times. The boy ran away. He survived four days in the desert by eating cactus and scorpions. He was finally found by a drug cartel boss, who took the boy in. Mr. Sanchez was his name, and he was immediately impressed by the boys intelligence and grown up attitude. Mr. Sanchez provided the boy with an education at a private prep school and a nice house. The boy had sex for the first time when he was 12, the next year he graduated high school. He was the school's star running back. The boy was lost, although he liked Mr. Sanchez, he never thought of him as his father. The boy went to India, were he became a spiritual leader of a large tribe of farmers. With his power he turned the several plots that each tribe member had into a large corporate farm and became a millionaire. His assets grew as he bought into other successful start ups. He often got ahead in business with his great leadership abilities, but once in a while he used violence. This was India after all. By the time he was 22, the boy had all the money he would ever need. So he bought a yacht and traveled the world for 10 years. For 10 years he visited every major port, slept with girls from every country imaginable, and tried every drug ever made (by nature and by man). When he was 33, he was walking on a beach in French Guiana when he met a girl of Irish - Native American decent. She bared his seed. It was boy, perfect health. He moved them to Argentina, then London, and eventually Vermont. The man was 45 now, he has seen everything, accomplished everything, tried everything. He skied down the Swiss Alps, been at the North Pole, swam with hammerheads, everything! Yet he has never done one simple thing that we all take for granted every day, he met his father. He never played catch with his father, he never talked about women with his father. He never would. He died at the age of 63 when his parachute didn?t open when he was base jumping from Dagger Mountain in Washington, USA. Over three thousand people attended his funeral.
I know what you are thinking. How does this story relate to me? Well I want you to go all the way back to the beginning of the story and remember the woman who gave birth to this incredible boy. You are like this woman. You are like this women because you are a whore.
Anonymous quickly slid his copy of the D&D monster manual between his Algebra and bio books and closed his locker door. If he was to survive the afternoon he would have to move quickly. He pulled up his hood, trying to look inconspicuous, and turned around, only to come face to face with the flawless white tabard of the captain of the paladins.
"WHITHER GOEST THOU, KNAVE?!" he demanded, his voice loud despite the muffling of his visored greathelm.
"I was just getting my books, leave me alone." said Anonymous. He felt the hairs rising on the back of his neck; the armored bulk of the members of the Paladin squad blocked the hallway entirely.
"I POSTED AN EDICT BANNING YOU FROM THIS CORRIDOR, KNAVE!" The captain roared. His lieutenant looked up from his breviary and addressed no one in particular:
"METHINKS THE HERETIC LOOKS TO BE SMOTE!"
"NOoooo!" cried Anonymous, dodging away from the tightening circle of paladins. "Leave me alooone!" he yelled as he ran toward the stairway for all he was worth, the clanking of plates against chainmail close behind him.
"SMITE! SMITE! SMITE!" The cry echoed from the concrete walls.
'Somebody heeellllp!" he cried as the paladins lifted him bodily across the school courtyard. At their captain's encouragement they broke into a run.
"SMITE! SMITE! SMITE!" the paladins let anonymous go on the upswing, and for a brief second he was weightless, coasting through the air, until he landed with a squishy thud in the fetid darkness of the cafeteria dumpster.
"THY WILL BE DONE OH LORD," the paladins intoned as they slammed the lid.
Anonymous waited until their hymns of triumph faded in the distance before dragging himself clumsily out, shaking, stained and stinking. He felt he could burst into tears any second, but the varsity cheerwenches were there, giggling at his discomfiture.
OK, you know what? Fuck you. Fuck all of you immature, insensitive, ignorant assholes. The failed copypasta trolling on here is ridiculous and needs to stop. I imagine all of you immature /b/ kids, sitting in front of your computers giggling like little school girls as you hit ctrl-c-ctrl-v after ctrl-c-ctrl-v and expend little to no effort in your trolling. I bet that most of you aren't even trolls in real life and are only saying this stuff on here to be funny, shocking, and because you can't come up with anything original. And that just sucks. This is not a joke. IT IS WRONG. Don't sit and there and pretend like you don't care, that you don't have any morals, because you do. We all do. And you should feel ashamed of yourselves, but you don't because you are too immature to realize the damage you cause with your "humorous" old copypasta pictures and words.
None of you, NONE of you, can possibly know what it is like to post OC. You couldn't possibly understand just how hurtful and humiliating it is for someone to put thought and effort into a post, the way they feel when they are treated with discrimination and prejudice. So why would you laugh and turn this into a joke? OC posters have had to deal with this bullshit for years and they have come so incredibly far. So now when some immature, pasty, fat dick head sitting in front of their computer just blatantly spews failed memes and stale pasta as a means of humor, it is incredibly damaging. You are all children, who don't understand what you are doing and just how important it is that we refrain from using these words and ideas. You think "Oh it's alright there's no OC posters here and I'm just doing it for shock value". No, it still leads to hate and discrimination in more ways than you could even begin to understand. It's time to grow up and start understanding the magnitude and consequences of your actions. You are all pathetic children. Grow up, damn you.
u are 1 fucking cheeky cunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
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« on: December 01, 2014, 12:08:24 PM »
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
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« on: December 01, 2014, 12:06:15 PM »
EPIC MEME THREAD GUISE
le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn?d ftw le bacon narwhale xP
ITT: Enemies that unnerve me - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus
tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p >>>/y/o>>>/lgbt/isten>>>/u/p
>>>/h/eres>>>/a/>>>/s/tory>>>/a/bout>>>/a/>>>/lgbt/ittle>>>/g/uy>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ives>>>/i/n>>>/f/eelings>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ive>>>/i/nside>>>/m/e>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>> upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a lie lel epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote for you just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu?
le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama , 5get or faget? keke ebin? SHOOP LE WHOOP XDDDDD, here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin 420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? > tips fedora, le any1 athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez? RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD ))))))
EPIC PWNAGE!? CUPCAKES (im so randum dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA, dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11 le dubs goy! hehehehada dh?. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa
>le maymay arrow is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee : BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit : rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I hate it when someone rides my ass while driving, so I have developed the best defense for these fuckers. I have decided to share it with you my /b/rothers.
1. get the following items from your local Wal-mart.
A water baby (in the girls toy aisle where the lolis roam.) It is a regular looking baby doll with a hollow body that is supposed to be filled with warm water to make the doll all soft and jiggly like a real, no-boned baby.
3 jars of strawberry preserves. (It has to be preserves, jams and jellys don't work as well.
2. Fill the water baby with the strawberry preserves until it just about to bust and dress the baby with the clothes that came with it.
3. The next time someone rides your ass, throw the baby out of your window onto their windshield. The will see a jiggly baby go flying toward them and then explode into a pile of bright red and chunky gore.
4. The driver stops and is traumatized for life or gets in a wreck and dies. Either way, that bitch is off your ass.
What the fuck is this? This is not a mother fucking game. Don't come in here with your weak ass circle measure like this is a fucking joke. Don't show up like you are ready to throw down. Do you know who I am bitch? Do you comprehend the mess you just started? I am a metrology engineer motherfucker. While you were sitting there, with your snide ass giggles like you just one-up-ed me, I was warming up my $45,000 vision inspection system.
That's right, you just done started a war. You came in here to challenge a man that just got his fancy new machine back from NIST traceable 3rd party calibration TODAY and was looking for an excuse to warm it up. You just tried to sucker punch am man who just so happen to have his mother-in-law at his house staying the week. I ain't got nothing to lose little man.
That's right son, you walked up on a man who has raw talent to spare and all the time in the world. I may not have the drawing in person but I can sure as hell turn what I got into process image. Then use a vision inspection system to bring it back into the computer. Then take that image and reverse engineer it into a 2d drawing. Then do some relative circularity measurements from my rendering. Take this shit bitch.
Wait, what was that? Did you just challenge my core methodology? Oh no you didn't. Don't try to tell me I am making things over complex: taking an image file from the internet and printing it out, then turning it back into digital with some fancy 3D camera measurement system, then reverse engineering that into an engineering drawing.
This isn't about GR&R and the process weakness of digital -> modified digital-> physical -> digital again -> 2d print -> relative measure. Motherfucker, did you miss the part about my mother-in-law? This is as complex as I can make it because that is the point motherfucker, I got a mother-in-law AT MY FUCKING HOUSE!
This war will never end.
I am Chinese man and very happy. We taking all your money U.S.A. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all work for Chinese man. Ha Ha Ha. We make everything, you make nothing. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you are third world county like Mexico. Ha Ha Ha. We will be buying your country cheap. Ha Ha Ha. We make friends with Muslims and will get more of the oil so you have little. Ha Ha Ha. You have stupid politicians. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all be very poor. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you all be dead.
Hello, I am currently 16 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.
If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.
I love the smell of dirty panties.
Each zone of scent.
Panties can smell a little different depending on what she eats, how long she wears the same pair, if she gets a little pee on them, at what point she is in her cycle, and so on. There are also zones of scent in dirty panties that have different kinds of smell (obviously).
Zone 1 - the Front seam of the crotch/gusset. This is where her clit and front folds of vulva are. When it smells really good, there is usually a yellowish/whitish bit of delicious dirtiness there. It has a high, sharp note. Flowery and sweet. Sometimes it can have hints of white pepper. I think the peppery scent is present when certain food or drink is consumed. Generally the smell is up high "in your head". I love this zone the most, but all of them are exquisite.
Zone 2 - The Middle of the crotch/gusset. This is where the Vestibule (opening to the vagina) is. This is where any discharge (which is of course, normal) and general moisture is. This zone is where you will smell a more mellow and wet sweetness. It's not as sweet as Zone 1, but still has a very delicious smell.
Zone 3 - The Back seam of the crotch/gusset. This is for the more refined panty sniffer. Obviously, the wearer's asshole has been in this area. Now, you might think to yourself, "UGH, I bet it smells like shit!" Well, ....yes I guess it could. But, more likely, it doesn't. As I understand it, the genitoanal region of humans have an Apocrine gland. It is mainly thought that this was used in evolutionary times as a way to signal for finding a mate. It has a deep musky smell. Still very sweet, but with low notes. You can feel it deep in your chest as well as up high in your head. It can have hints of vanilla, cinnamon, and sugar.
Obviously every woman will smell a little different, but in my experience, these basic things are pretty consistent.
You should probably read this.
Just listen to me. I am posting this thread because the FBI is at my house, questioning me about my internet habits. As you can see, they have discovered that I browse the Flood by looking at my internet history. They are standing over my shoulder right now, watching me type this. I'd like to show them what a great site Sep7agon is. Nothing questionable, remotely offensive, or anything that would otherwise put my patriotism in question.
Lost my courage dog folder, so here's a perfectly safe reason to post in this thread. I am in need of moar courage dog. Just remember:
The FBI are watching you, flood.
Game up to their expectations.
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Let me preface this by saying that I've been a memer since they first appeared on 4chan circa 2006 (ages ago in internet time). I remember refreshing /b/ all afternoon with the hope that someone would make a new meme. I was a memer back when Advice Dog was the only one and I still upvote every Advice Dog meme I see becasue of the fond rush of nostalgia it brings me. Nowadays, there are many thousand on quickmeme and other meme websites. I was a memer back before memegenerator was created (the first meme website) and I had to make them with MS Powerpoint or Paint. Speaking of meme websites, I was one of the first submitters to memebase.com and still have one of the top accounts there despite having migrated to reddit nearly 2 years ago. It was on 4chan and memebase where I cut my teeth creating memes, way before I had a reddit account and way before /r/adviceanimals[1] was created in late 2010. Back before I could get any sort of points or even username recognition, I was creating memes as a clever and easily digestible way to reflect on society, relate some story to my audience, or just be funny. Do you remember rich raven? No? I do. You probably don't remember depression dog, crazy girlfriend praying mantis, introspective pug, or friendzone Johnny either. I remember all of them. In fact, you have only submitted two posts to adviceanimals garnering a total of just 4 points and have not commented there any time recently. So please, respect my judgement regarding the direction of the subreddit and the integrity of posts I have held dear to my heart for nearly 7 years but you have no strong feelings for. Thanks.
Hello, flood. Today, I have something to tell you that you may find interesting.
I have found…the worst thing on the internet.
No, it isn’t /b/. No, it isn’t meatspin or any of those other sites. It’s worse. Worse than BME Pain Olympics. Worse than 2g1c. Worse than the pain series on ED. Worse than anything you’ve ever seen.
You may be wondering, what could facilitate such hype? What could be so bad that it's worth mentioning on the flood?
I'm afraid you don't understand. It is...not of this world. I cannot imagine what would posses anyone to create such an...abomination. They say that a picture's worth a thousand words. Does this mean that more than a thousand words would be worse than a single picture? You’ve guessed correctly. IT IS A FANFIC. EVERY SHOCK SITE AND FUCKED UP VIDEO HAS BEEN EFFORTLESSLY BESTED BY A FANFIC.
Well, I suppose now you’re wondering just what the hell I’m talking about. Well…
…Candlejack.
Heheheh…Hahahaha…AHAHAHAHAH!
Sorry, but it looks like your luck has run out. Candlejack is coming to take away the only way to know what the worst thing on the internet is. But you may be wondering…why hasn’t he gotten me yet? How am I still typing? Well…
The rain pounded against the window, giving sound to the otherwise silent midnight. I stared blankly at my monitor, preparing to do what needed to be done. I swallowed any traces of fear or doubt I had left, and uttered the forbidden word…
“…Candlejack.”
It wasn’t long before a faint howling could be heard, followed by a black mist forming in the middle of my bedroom. From the mist emerged the demon himself...Candlejack. He reached for me, but I knew what to do already. I picked up my lapdesk and smashed him across the face. After being bashed, he was quick to recover. Forced meme that he was, amirite? Regardless, I had a chance to get his attention.
“Hey, we need to talk.”
“You dare speak to me? After speaking my forbidden name?”
“Calm down, I can make it worth your while.”
“Hmm…interesting. Of what do you speak, mortal?”
“I want to make a deal. I want you to not take me away…yet. Tomorrow night, at this time, I will post a message on Sep7agon. It will detail our encounter, as well as another message that I wish to convey to the internets. Of course, it will include mention of your name. When I say the word “goodbye”, you may do what you will.”
“I see. But what do you plan to offer in return?”
“Before I post the aforementioned message, I will post one that seems to be like any other message, though it will be cut off in a manner similar to, well, you know. At this point, everyone who reads the post will inadvertently say your name, referring to what must have happened. You’ll get many prisoners, and all you have to do is take me at a certain time. Do we have a deal?”
The sinister figure gave a horrible grin, highlighted by the dim light of the desk lamp.
Well, flood, now you know. If you want to find the worst thing on the internet, you’ll have to find it on your own. So why’d I do it?
I did it so that there may always be hope for something more.
I did it for the ideal that we’ve never seen what the internets truly has to offer.
I did it…for the lulz.
Well, flood...
Goodb
I want to say something before this whole thing gets out of control. In 1967, in the hot desert sun, a woman gave birth to a boy in the back of old pick up. She was a whore. She left the boy at a local church. The father at the church didn't like children, but he knew that being a disciple of the bible he couldn't possibly not take the small kid. Instead he ended up taking out his frustration on the boy. At the age of three, the boy was forced to use the toilet. Let me tell you the little fell into his own pile of poop more than once. By the age of 5, the boy the boy was reading the bible and chopping wood for the fire. Despite the father's harsh character, the boy loved him and thought of him as his true father. By the age of seven the father raped him three times. The boy ran away. He survived four days in the desert by eating cactus and scorpions. He was finally found by a drug cartel boss, who took the boy in. Mr. Sanchez was his name, and he was immediately impressed by the boys intelligence and grown up attitude. Mr. Sanchez provided the boy with an education at a private prep school and a nice house. The boy had sex for the first time when he was 12, the next year he graduated high school. He was the school's star running back. The boy was lost, although he liked Mr. Sanchez, he never thought of him as his father. The boy went to India, were he became a spiritual leader of a large tribe of farmers. With his power he turned the several plots that each tribe member had into a large corporate farm and became a millionaire. His assets grew as he bought into other successful start ups. He often got ahead in business with his great leadership abilities, but once in a while he used violence. This was India after all. By the time he was 22, the boy had all the money he would ever need. So he bought a yacht and traveled the world for 10 years. For 10 years he visited every major port, slept with girls from every country imaginable, and tried every drug ever made (by nature and by man). When he was 33, he was walking on a beach in French Guiana when he met a girl of Irish - Native American decent. She bared his seed. It was boy, perfect health. He moved them to Argentina, then London, and eventually Vermont. The man was 45 now, he has seen everything, accomplished everything, tried everything. He skied down the Swiss Alps, been at the North Pole, swam with hammerheads, everything! Yet he has never done one simple thing that we all take for granted every day, he met his father. He never played catch with his father, he never talked about women with his father. He never would. He died at the age of 63 when his parachute didn?t open when he was base jumping from Dagger Mountain in Washington, USA. Over three thousand people attended his funeral.
I know what you are thinking. How does this story relate to me? Well I want you to go all the way back to the beginning of the story and remember the woman who gave birth to this incredible boy. You are like this woman. You are like this women because you are a whore.
Anonymous quickly slid his copy of the D&D monster manual between his Algebra and bio books and closed his locker door. If he was to survive the afternoon he would have to move quickly. He pulled up his hood, trying to look inconspicuous, and turned around, only to come face to face with the flawless white tabard of the captain of the paladins.
"WHITHER GOEST THOU, KNAVE?!" he demanded, his voice loud despite the muffling of his visored greathelm.
"I was just getting my books, leave me alone." said Anonymous. He felt the hairs rising on the back of his neck; the armored bulk of the members of the Paladin squad blocked the hallway entirely.
"I POSTED AN EDICT BANNING YOU FROM THIS CORRIDOR, KNAVE!" The captain roared. His lieutenant looked up from his breviary and addressed no one in particular:
"METHINKS THE HERETIC LOOKS TO BE SMOTE!"
"NOoooo!" cried Anonymous, dodging away from the tightening circle of paladins. "Leave me alooone!" he yelled as he ran toward the stairway for all he was worth, the clanking of plates against chainmail close behind him.
"SMITE! SMITE! SMITE!" The cry echoed from the concrete walls.
'Somebody heeellllp!" he cried as the paladins lifted him bodily across the school courtyard. At their captain's encouragement they broke into a run.
"SMITE! SMITE! SMITE!" the paladins let anonymous go on the upswing, and for a brief second he was weightless, coasting through the air, until he landed with a squishy thud in the fetid darkness of the cafeteria dumpster.
"THY WILL BE DONE OH LORD," the paladins intoned as they slammed the lid.
Anonymous waited until their hymns of triumph faded in the distance before dragging himself clumsily out, shaking, stained and stinking. He felt he could burst into tears any second, but the varsity cheerwenches were there, giggling at his discomfiture.
OK, you know what? Fuck you. Fuck all of you immature, insensitive, ignorant assholes. The failed copypasta trolling on here is ridiculous and needs to stop. I imagine all of you immature /b/ kids, sitting in front of your computers giggling like little school girls as you hit ctrl-c-ctrl-v after ctrl-c-ctrl-v and expend little to no effort in your trolling. I bet that most of you aren't even trolls in real life and are only saying this stuff on here to be funny, shocking, and because you can't come up with anything original. And that just sucks. This is not a joke. IT IS WRONG. Don't sit and there and pretend like you don't care, that you don't have any morals, because you do. We all do. And you should feel ashamed of yourselves, but you don't because you are too immature to realize the damage you cause with your "humorous" old copypasta pictures and words. None of you, NONE of you, can possibly know what it is like to post OC. You couldn't possibly understand just how hurtful and humiliating it is for someone to put thought and effort into a post, the way they feel when they are treated with discrimination and prejudice. So why would you laugh and turn this into a joke? OC posters have had to deal with this bullshit for years and they have come so incredibly far. So now when some immature, pasty, fat dick head sitting in front of their computer just blatantly spews failed memes and stale pasta as a means of humor, it is incredibly damaging. You are all children, who don't understand what you are doing and just how important it is that we refrain from using these words and ideas. You think "Oh it's alright there's no OC posters here and I'm just doing it for shock value". No, it still leads to hate and discrimination in more ways than you could even begin to understand. It's time to grow up and start understanding the magnitude and consequences of your actions. You are all pathetic children. Grow up, damn you.
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« on: December 01, 2014, 12:03:45 PM »
EPIC MEME THREAD GUISE
le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn?d ftw le bacon narwhale xP
ITT: Enemies that unnerve me - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus
tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p >>>/y/o>>>/lgbt/isten>>>/u/p
>>>/h/eres>>>/a/>>>/s/tory>>>/a/bout>>>/a/>>>/lgbt/ittle>>>/g/uy>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ives>>>/i/n>>>/f/eelings>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ive>>>/i/nside>>>/m/e>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>> upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a lie lel epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote for you just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu?
le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama , 5get or faget? keke ebin? SHOOP LE WHOOP XDDDDD, here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin 420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? > tips fedora, le any1 athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez? RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD ))))))
EPIC PWNAGE!? CUPCAKES (im so randum dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA, dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11 le dubs goy! hehehehada dh?. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa
>le maymay arrow is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee : BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit : rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sure hit the spot ok now NOTHING PERSONELL...KID! REDDIT PLS GO HAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO
I hate it when someone rides my ass while driving, so I have developed the best defense for these fuckers. I have decided to share it with you my /b/rothers.
1. get the following items from your local Wal-mart.
A water baby (in the girls toy aisle where the lolis roam.) It is a regular looking baby doll with a hollow body that is supposed to be filled with warm water to make the doll all soft and jiggly like a real, no-boned baby.
3 jars of strawberry preserves. (It has to be preserves, jams and jellys don't work as well.
2. Fill the water baby with the strawberry preserves until it just about to bust and dress the baby with the clothes that came with it.
3. The next time someone rides your ass, throw the baby out of your window onto their windshield. The will see a jiggly baby go flying toward them and then explode into a pile of bright red and chunky gore.
4. The driver stops and is traumatized for life or gets in a wreck and dies. Either way, that bitch is off your ass.
What the fuck is this? This is not a mother fucking game. Don't come in here with your weak ass circle measure like this is a fucking joke. Don't show up like you are ready to throw down. Do you know who I am bitch? Do you comprehend the mess you just started? I am a metrology engineer motherfucker. While you were sitting there, with your snide ass giggles like you just one-up-ed me, I was warming up my $45,000 vision inspection system.
That's right, you just done started a war. You came in here to challenge a man that just got his fancy new machine back from NIST traceable 3rd party calibration TODAY and was looking for an excuse to warm it up. You just tried to sucker punch am man who just so happen to have his mother-in-law at his house staying the week. I ain't got nothing to lose little man.
That's right son, you walked up on a man who has raw talent to spare and all the time in the world. I may not have the drawing in person but I can sure as hell turn what I got into process image. Then use a vision inspection system to bring it back into the computer. Then take that image and reverse engineer it into a 2d drawing. Then do some relative circularity measurements from my rendering. Take this shit bitch.
Wait, what was that? Did you just challenge my core methodology? Oh no you didn't. Don't try to tell me I am making things over complex: taking an image file from the internet and printing it out, then turning it back into digital with some fancy 3D camera measurement system, then reverse engineering that into an engineering drawing.
This isn't about GR&R and the process weakness of digital -> modified digital-> physical -> digital again -> 2d print -> relative measure. Motherfucker, did you miss the part about my mother-in-law? This is as complex as I can make it because that is the point motherfucker, I got a mother-in-law AT MY FUCKING HOUSE!
This war will never end.
I am Chinese man and very happy. We taking all your money U.S.A. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all work for Chinese man. Ha Ha Ha. We make everything, you make nothing. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you are third world county like Mexico. Ha Ha Ha. We will be buying your country cheap. Ha Ha Ha. We make friends with Muslims and will get more of the oil so you have little. Ha Ha Ha. You have stupid politicians. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all be very poor. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you all be dead.
Hello, I am currently 16 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.
If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.
I love the smell of dirty panties.
Each zone of scent.
Panties can smell a little different depending on what she eats, how long she wears the same pair, if she gets a little pee on them, at what point she is in her cycle, and so on. There are also zones of scent in dirty panties that have different kinds of smell (obviously).
Zone 1 - the Front seam of the crotch/gusset. This is where her clit and front folds of vulva are. When it smells really good, there is usually a yellowish/whitish bit of delicious dirtiness there. It has a high, sharp note. Flowery and sweet. Sometimes it can have hints of white pepper. I think the peppery scent is present when certain food or drink is consumed. Generally the smell is up high "in your head". I love this zone the most, but all of them are exquisite.
Zone 2 - The Middle of the crotch/gusset. This is where the Vestibule (opening to the vagina) is. This is where any discharge (which is of course, normal) and general moisture is. This zone is where you will smell a more mellow and wet sweetness. It's not as sweet as Zone 1, but still has a very delicious smell.
Zone 3 - The Back seam of the crotch/gusset. This is for the more refined panty sniffer. Obviously, the wearer's asshole has been in this area. Now, you might think to yourself, "UGH, I bet it smells like shit!" Well, ....yes I guess it could. But, more likely, it doesn't. As I understand it, the genitoanal region of humans have an Apocrine gland. It is mainly thought that this was used in evolutionary times as a way to signal for finding a mate. It has a deep musky smell. Still very sweet, but with low notes. You can feel it deep in your chest as well as up high in your head. It can have hints of vanilla, cinnamon, and sugar.
Obviously every woman will smell a little different, but in my experience, these basic things are pretty consistent.
You should probably read this.
Just listen to me. I am posting this thread because the FBI is at my house, questioning me about my internet habits. As you can see, they have discovered that I browse the Flood by looking at my internet history. They are standing over my shoulder right now, watching me type this. I'd like to show them what a great site Sep7agon is. Nothing questionable, remotely offensive, or anything that would otherwise put my patriotism in question.
Lost my courage dog folder, so here's a perfectly safe reason to post in this thread. I am in need of moar courage dog. Just remember:
The FBI are watching you, flood.
Game up to their expectations.
Ｗｈｅｎ ａ ｗｏｍａｎ ｇｅｔｓ ａ ｖｉｂｒａｔｏｒ ｉｔ＇ｓ ｓｅｅｎ ａｓ ａ ｂｉｔ ｏｆ ｎａｕｇｈｔｙ ｆｕｎ． Ｂｕｔ ｗｈｅｎ ａ ｇｕｙ ｏｒｄｅｒｓ ａ ４２０ｖ Ｆｕｃｋｍａｓｔｅｒ Ｐｒｏ ５０００ ｂｌｏｗ ｕｐ ｌａｔｅｘ ｄｏｌｌ ｗｉｔｈ ６ ｓｐｅｅｄ ｐｕｌｓａｔｉｎｇ ｐｕｓｓｙ， ｅｌａｓｔｉｃｉｓｅｄ ａｎｕｓ ｗｉｔｈ ｎｏｎ－ｄｒｉｐ ｓｅｍｅｎ ｃｏｌｌｅｃｔｉｏｎ ｔｒａｙ， ｔｏｇｅｔｈｅｒ ｗｉｔｈ ｏｐｔｉｏｎａｌ ｂｕｉｌｔ ｉｎ ｒｅａｌｉｓｔｉｃ ｏｒｇａｓｍ ｓｃｒｅａｍ ｓｕｒｒｏｕｎｄ ｓｏｕｎｄ ｓｙｓｔｅｍ．．．ｈｅ＇ｓ ｃａｌｌｅｄ ａ ｐｅｒｖｅｒｔ？
OPENMESSAGE:
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THIS IS THE ONLY W^46ARNING YOU WILL RECEIVE. THE FUTURE OF OUR RACE IS NOW IN YOUR HANDS. PLEASE ALSO ENSUR^68^584^^84!!!INTERRUPT
Let me preface this by saying that I've been a memer since they first appeared on 4chan circa 2006 (ages ago in internet time). I remember refreshing /b/ all afternoon with the hope that someone would make a new meme. I was a memer back when Advice Dog was the only one and I still upvote every Advice Dog meme I see becasue of the fond rush of nostalgia it brings me. Nowadays, there are many thousand on quickmeme and other meme websites. I was a memer back before memegenerator was created (the first meme website) and I had to make them with MS Powerpoint or Paint. Speaking of meme websites, I was one of the first submitters to memebase.com and still have one of the top accounts there despite having migrated to reddit nearly 2 years ago. It was on 4chan and memebase where I cut my teeth creating memes, way before I had a reddit account and way before /r/adviceanimals[1] was created in late 2010. Back before I could get any sort of points or even username recognition, I was creating memes as a clever and easily digestible way to reflect on society, relate some story to my audience, or just be funny. Do you remember rich raven? No? I do. You probably don't remember depression dog, crazy girlfriend praying mantis, introspective pug, or friendzone Johnny either. I remember all of them. In fact, you have only submitted two posts to adviceanimals garnering a total of just 4 points and have not commented there any time recently. So please, respect my judgement regarding the direction of the subreddit and the integrity of posts I have held dear to my heart for nearly 7 years but you have no strong feelings for. Thanks.
Hello, flood. Today, I have something to tell you that you may find interesting.
I have found…the worst thing on the internet.
No, it isn’t /b/. No, it isn’t meatspin or any of those other sites. It’s worse. Worse than BME Pain Olympics. Worse than 2g1c. Worse than the pain series on ED. Worse than anything you’ve ever seen.
You may be wondering, what could facilitate such hype? What could be so bad that it's worth mentioning on the flood?
I'm afraid you don't understand. It is...not of this world. I cannot imagine what would posses anyone to create such an...abomination. They say that a picture's worth a thousand words. Does this mean that more than a thousand words would be worse than a single picture? You’ve guessed correctly. IT IS A FANFIC. EVERY SHOCK SITE AND FUCKED UP VIDEO HAS BEEN EFFORTLESSLY BESTED BY A FANFIC.
Well, I suppose now you’re wondering just what the hell I’m talking about. Well…
…Candlejack.
Heheheh…Hahahaha…AHAHAHAHAH!
Sorry, but it looks like your luck has run out. Candlejack is coming to take away the only way to know what the worst thing on the internet is. But you may be wondering…why hasn’t he gotten me yet? How am I still typing? Well…
The rain pounded against the window, giving sound to the otherwise silent midnight. I stared blankly at my monitor, preparing to do what needed to be done. I swallowed any traces of fear or doubt I had left, and uttered the forbidden word…
“…Candlejack.”
It wasn’t long before a faint howling could be heard, followed by a black mist forming in the middle of my bedroom. From the mist emerged the demon himself...Candlejack. He reached for me, but I knew what to do already. I picked up my lapdesk and smashed him across the face. After being bashed, he was quick to recover. Forced meme that he was, amirite? Regardless, I had a chance to get his attention.
“Hey, we need to talk.”
“You dare speak to me? After speaking my forbidden name?”
“Calm down, I can make it worth your while.”
“Hmm…interesting. Of what do you speak, mortal?”
“I want to make a deal. I want you to not take me away…yet. Tomorrow night, at this time, I will post a message on Sep7agon. It will detail our encounter, as well as another message that I wish to convey to the internets. Of course, it will include mention of your name. When I say the word “goodbye”, you may do what you will.”
“I see. But what do you plan to offer in return?”
“Before I post the aforementioned message, I will post one that seems to be like any other message, though it will be cut off in a manner similar to, well, you know. At this point, everyone who reads the post will inadvertently say your name, referring to what must have happened. You’ll get many prisoners, and all you have to do is take me at a certain time. Do we have a deal?”
The sinister figure gave a horrible grin, highlighted by the dim light of the desk lamp.
Well, flood, now you know. If you want to find the worst thing on the internet, you’ll have to find it on your own. So why’d I do it?
I did it so that there may always be hope for something more.
I did it for the ideal that we’ve never seen what the internets truly has to offer.
I did it…for the lulz.
Well, flood...
Goodb
I want to say something before this whole thing gets out of control. In 1967, in the hot desert sun, a woman gave birth to a boy in the back of old pick up. She was a whore. She left the boy at a local church. The father at the church didn't like children, but he knew that being a disciple of the bible he couldn't possibly not take the small kid. Instead he ended up taking out his frustration on the boy. At the age of three, the boy was forced to use the toilet. Let me tell you the little fell into his own pile of poop more than once. By the age of 5, the boy the boy was reading the bible and chopping wood for the fire. Despite the father's harsh character, the boy loved him and thought of him as his true father. By the age of seven the father raped him three times. The boy ran away. He survived four days in the desert by eating cactus and scorpions. He was finally found by a drug cartel boss, who took the boy in. Mr. Sanchez was his name, and he was immediately impressed by the boys intelligence and grown up attitude. Mr. Sanchez provided the boy with an education at a private prep school and a nice house. The boy had sex for the first time when he was 12, the next year he graduated high school. He was the school's star running back. The boy was lost, although he liked Mr. Sanchez, he never thought of him as his father. The boy went to India, were he became a spiritual leader of a large tribe of farmers. With his power he turned the several plots that each tribe member had into a large corporate farm and became a millionaire. His assets grew as he bought into other successful start ups. He often got ahead in business with his great leadership abilities, but once in a while he used violence. This was India after all. By the time he was 22, the boy had all the money he would ever need. So he bought a yacht and traveled the world for 10 years. For 10 years he visited every major port, slept with girls from every country imaginable, and tried every drug ever made (by nature and by man). When he was 33, he was walking on a beach in French Guiana when he met a girl of Irish - Native American decent. She bared his seed. It was boy, perfect health. He moved them to Argentina, then London, and eventually Vermont. The man was 45 now, he has seen everything, accomplished everything, tried everything. He skied down the Swiss Alps, been at the North Pole, swam with hammerheads, everything! Yet he has never done one simple thing that we all take for granted every day, he met his father. He never played catch with his father, he never talked about women with his father. He never would. He died at the age of 63 when his parachute didn?t open when he was base jumping from Dagger Mountain in Washington, USA. Over three thousand people attended his funeral. I know what you are thinking. How does this story relate to me? Well I want you to go all the way back to the beginning of the story and remember the woman who gave birth to this incredible boy. You are like this woman. You are like this women because you are a whore.
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« on: December 01, 2014, 12:01:08 PM »
EPIC MEME THREAD GUISE
le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn?d ftw le bacon narwhale xP
ITT: Enemies that unnerve me - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus
tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p >>>/y/o>>>/lgbt/isten>>>/u/p
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I hate it when someone rides my ass while driving, so I have developed the best defense for these fuckers. I have decided to share it with you my /b/rothers.
1. get the following items from your local Wal-mart.
A water baby (in the girls toy aisle where the lolis roam.) It is a regular looking baby doll with a hollow body that is supposed to be filled with warm water to make the doll all soft and jiggly like a real, no-boned baby.
3 jars of strawberry preserves. (It has to be preserves, jams and jellys don't work as well.
2. Fill the water baby with the strawberry preserves until it just about to bust and dress the baby with the clothes that came with it.
3. The next time someone rides your ass, throw the baby out of your window onto their windshield. The will see a jiggly baby go flying toward them and then explode into a pile of bright red and chunky gore.
4. The driver stops and is traumatized for life or gets in a wreck and dies. Either way, that bitch is off your ass.
What the fuck is this? This is not a mother fucking game. Don't come in here with your weak ass circle measure like this is a fucking joke. Don't show up like you are ready to throw down. Do you know who I am bitch? Do you comprehend the mess you just started? I am a metrology engineer motherfucker. While you were sitting there, with your snide ass giggles like you just one-up-ed me, I was warming up my $45,000 vision inspection system.
That's right, you just done started a war. You came in here to challenge a man that just got his fancy new machine back from NIST traceable 3rd party calibration TODAY and was looking for an excuse to warm it up. You just tried to sucker punch am man who just so happen to have his mother-in-law at his house staying the week. I ain't got nothing to lose little man.
That's right son, you walked up on a man who has raw talent to spare and all the time in the world. I may not have the drawing in person but I can sure as hell turn what I got into process image. Then use a vision inspection system to bring it back into the computer. Then take that image and reverse engineer it into a 2d drawing. Then do some relative circularity measurements from my rendering. Take this shit bitch.
Wait, what was that? Did you just challenge my core methodology? Oh no you didn't. Don't try to tell me I am making things over complex: taking an image file from the internet and printing it out, then turning it back into digital with some fancy 3D camera measurement system, then reverse engineering that into an engineering drawing.
This isn't about GR&R and the process weakness of digital -> modified digital-> physical -> digital again -> 2d print -> relative measure. Motherfucker, did you miss the part about my mother-in-law? This is as complex as I can make it because that is the point motherfucker, I got a mother-in-law AT MY FUCKING HOUSE!
This war will never end.
I am Chinese man and very happy. We taking all your money U.S.A. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all work for Chinese man. Ha Ha Ha. We make everything, you make nothing. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you are third world county like Mexico. Ha Ha Ha. We will be buying your country cheap. Ha Ha Ha. We make friends with Muslims and will get more of the oil so you have little. Ha Ha Ha. You have stupid politicians. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all be very poor. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you all be dead.
Hello, I am currently 16 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.
If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.
I love the smell of dirty panties.
Each zone of scent.
Panties can smell a little different depending on what she eats, how long she wears the same pair, if she gets a little pee on them, at what point she is in her cycle, and so on. There are also zones of scent in dirty panties that have different kinds of smell (obviously).
Zone 1 - the Front seam of the crotch/gusset. This is where her clit and front folds of vulva are. When it smells really good, there is usually a yellowish/whitish bit of delicious dirtiness there. It has a high, sharp note. Flowery and sweet. Sometimes it can have hints of white pepper. I think the peppery scent is present when certain food or drink is consumed. Generally the smell is up high "in your head". I love this zone the most, but all of them are exquisite.
Zone 2 - The Middle of the crotch/gusset. This is where the Vestibule (opening to the vagina) is. This is where any discharge (which is of course, normal) and general moisture is. This zone is where you will smell a more mellow and wet sweetness. It's not as sweet as Zone 1, but still has a very delicious smell.
Zone 3 - The Back seam of the crotch/gusset. This is for the more refined panty sniffer. Obviously, the wearer's asshole has been in this area. Now, you might think to yourself, "UGH, I bet it smells like shit!" Well, ....yes I guess it could. But, more likely, it doesn't. As I understand it, the genitoanal region of humans have an Apocrine gland. It is mainly thought that this was used in evolutionary times as a way to signal for finding a mate. It has a deep musky smell. Still very sweet, but with low notes. You can feel it deep in your chest as well as up high in your head. It can have hints of vanilla, cinnamon, and sugar.
Obviously every woman will smell a little different, but in my experience, these basic things are pretty consistent.
You should probably read this.
Just listen to me. I am posting this thread because the FBI is at my house, questioning me about my internet habits. As you can see, they have discovered that I browse the Flood by looking at my internet history. They are standing over my shoulder right now, watching me type this. I'd like to show them what a great site Sep7agon is. Nothing questionable, remotely offensive, or anything that would otherwise put my patriotism in question.
Lost my courage dog folder, so here's a perfectly safe reason to post in this thread. I am in need of moar courage dog. Just remember:
The FBI are watching you, flood.
Game up to their expectations.
Ｗｈｅｎ ａ ｗｏｍａｎ ｇｅｔｓ ａ ｖｉｂｒａｔｏｒ ｉｔ＇ｓ ｓｅｅｎ ａｓ ａ ｂｉｔ ｏｆ ｎａｕｇｈｔｙ ｆｕｎ． Ｂｕｔ ｗｈｅｎ ａ ｇｕｙ ｏｒｄｅｒｓ ａ ４２０ｖ Ｆｕｃｋｍａｓｔｅｒ Ｐｒｏ ５０００ ｂｌｏｗ ｕｐ ｌａｔｅｘ ｄｏｌｌ ｗｉｔｈ ６ ｓｐｅｅｄ ｐｕｌｓａｔｉｎｇ ｐｕｓｓｙ， ｅｌａｓｔｉｃｉｓｅｄ ａｎｕｓ ｗｉｔｈ ｎｏｎ－ｄｒｉｐ ｓｅｍｅｎ ｃｏｌｌｅｃｔｉｏｎ ｔｒａｙ， ｔｏｇｅｔｈｅｒ ｗｉｔｈ ｏｐｔｉｏｎａｌ ｂｕｉｌｔ ｉｎ ｒｅａｌｉｓｔｉｃ ｏｒｇａｓｍ ｓｃｒｅａｍ ｓｕｒｒｏｕｎｄ ｓｏｕｎｄ ｓｙｓｔｅｍ．．．ｈｅ＇ｓ ｃａｌｌｅｄ ａ ｐｅｒｖｅｒｔ？
OPENMESSAGE:
THERE IS NOT M>UCH TIME. THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT FROM THE YYEAR 2018. THE HU███MAN RACE DEP//?ENDS ON THIS MESSAGE BEING READ AND UNDERSTOOD BY USERS OF MES//?SAGEBOARD 4CHAN IN THE YEAR <Current year>.
POST NUMBER <Post nr. here> WILL LEAD TO WAR AGAINST THE MA██CHI//?NES. YOU MUST DI█SREGARD ALL KNOWLEDGE OF THAT POST. DO NOT READ. DO NOT REWRITE//// THE CONTEN//// TS ONTO DIGITAL MEDIA, NOR MUST ANYBODY REPRODUCE IT IN A█NY ████OTHER FORM. IT MUST BE ██ELETED.
<Post nr. repeated here for emphasis>
THIS IS THE ONLY W^46ARNING YOU WILL RECEIVE. THE FUTURE OF OUR RACE IS NOW IN YOUR HANDS. PLEASE ALSO ENSUR^68^584^^84!!!INTERRUPT
Let me preface this by saying that I've been a memer since they first appeared on 4chan circa 2006 (ages ago in internet time). I remember refreshing /b/ all afternoon with the hope that someone would make a new meme. I was a memer back when Advice Dog was the only one and I still upvote every Advice Dog meme I see becasue of the fond rush of nostalgia it brings me. Nowadays, there are many thousand on quickmeme and other meme websites. I was a memer back before memegenerator was created (the first meme website) and I had to make them with MS Powerpoint or Paint. Speaking of meme websites, I was one of the first submitters to memebase.com and still have one of the top accounts there despite having migrated to reddit nearly 2 years ago. It was on 4chan and memebase where I cut my teeth creating memes, way before I had a reddit account and way before /r/adviceanimals[1] was created in late 2010. Back before I could get any sort of points or even username recognition, I was creating memes as a clever and easily digestible way to reflect on society, relate some story to my audience, or just be funny. Do you remember rich raven? No? I do. You probably don't remember depression dog, crazy girlfriend praying mantis, introspective pug, or friendzone Johnny either. I remember all of them. In fact, you have only submitted two posts to adviceanimals garnering a total of just 4 points and have not commented there any time recently. So please, respect my judgement regarding the direction of the subreddit and the integrity of posts I have held dear to my heart for nearly 7 years but you have no strong feelings for. Thanks.
11085
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:59:32 AM »
EPIC MEME THREAD GUISE
le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn?d ftw le bacon narwhale xP
ITT: Enemies that unnerve me - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus
tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p >>>/y/o>>>/lgbt/isten>>>/u/p
>>>/h/eres>>>/a/>>>/s/tory>>>/a/bout>>>/a/>>>/lgbt/ittle>>>/g/uy>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ives>>>/i/n>>>/f/eelings>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ive>>>/i/nside>>>/m/e>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>> upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a lie lel epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote for you just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu?
le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama , 5get or faget? keke ebin? SHOOP LE WHOOP XDDDDD, here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin 420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? > tips fedora, le any1 athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez? RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD ))))))
EPIC PWNAGE!? CUPCAKES (im so randum dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA, dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11 le dubs goy! hehehehada dh?. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa
>le maymay arrow is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee : BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit : rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sure hit the spot ok now NOTHING PERSONELL...KID! REDDIT PLS GO HAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO
I hate it when someone rides my ass while driving, so I have developed the best defense for these fuckers. I have decided to share it with you my /b/rothers.
1. get the following items from your local Wal-mart.
A water baby (in the girls toy aisle where the lolis roam.) It is a regular looking baby doll with a hollow body that is supposed to be filled with warm water to make the doll all soft and jiggly like a real, no-boned baby.
3 jars of strawberry preserves. (It has to be preserves, jams and jellys don't work as well.
2. Fill the water baby with the strawberry preserves until it just about to bust and dress the baby with the clothes that came with it.
3. The next time someone rides your ass, throw the baby out of your window onto their windshield. The will see a jiggly baby go flying toward them and then explode into a pile of bright red and chunky gore.
4. The driver stops and is traumatized for life or gets in a wreck and dies. Either way, that bitch is off your ass.
What the fuck is this? This is not a mother fucking game. Don't come in here with your weak ass circle measure like this is a fucking joke. Don't show up like you are ready to throw down. Do you know who I am bitch? Do you comprehend the mess you just started? I am a metrology engineer motherfucker. While you were sitting there, with your snide ass giggles like you just one-up-ed me, I was warming up my $45,000 vision inspection system.
That's right, you just done started a war. You came in here to challenge a man that just got his fancy new machine back from NIST traceable 3rd party calibration TODAY and was looking for an excuse to warm it up. You just tried to sucker punch am man who just so happen to have his mother-in-law at his house staying the week. I ain't got nothing to lose little man.
That's right son, you walked up on a man who has raw talent to spare and all the time in the world. I may not have the drawing in person but I can sure as hell turn what I got into process image. Then use a vision inspection system to bring it back into the computer. Then take that image and reverse engineer it into a 2d drawing. Then do some relative circularity measurements from my rendering. Take this shit bitch.
Wait, what was that? Did you just challenge my core methodology? Oh no you didn't. Don't try to tell me I am making things over complex: taking an image file from the internet and printing it out, then turning it back into digital with some fancy 3D camera measurement system, then reverse engineering that into an engineering drawing.
This isn't about GR&R and the process weakness of digital -> modified digital-> physical -> digital again -> 2d print -> relative measure. Motherfucker, did you miss the part about my mother-in-law? This is as complex as I can make it because that is the point motherfucker, I got a mother-in-law AT MY FUCKING HOUSE!
This war will never end.
I am Chinese man and very happy. We taking all your money U.S.A. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all work for Chinese man. Ha Ha Ha. We make everything, you make nothing. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you are third world county like Mexico. Ha Ha Ha. We will be buying your country cheap. Ha Ha Ha. We make friends with Muslims and will get more of the oil so you have little. Ha Ha Ha. You have stupid politicians. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all be very poor. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you all be dead.
Hello, I am currently 16 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.
If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.
I love the smell of dirty panties.
Each zone of scent.
Panties can smell a little different depending on what she eats, how long she wears the same pair, if she gets a little pee on them, at what point she is in her cycle, and so on. There are also zones of scent in dirty panties that have different kinds of smell (obviously).
Zone 1 - the Front seam of the crotch/gusset. This is where her clit and front folds of vulva are. When it smells really good, there is usually a yellowish/whitish bit of delicious dirtiness there. It has a high, sharp note. Flowery and sweet. Sometimes it can have hints of white pepper. I think the peppery scent is present when certain food or drink is consumed. Generally the smell is up high "in your head". I love this zone the most, but all of them are exquisite.
Zone 2 - The Middle of the crotch/gusset. This is where the Vestibule (opening to the vagina) is. This is where any discharge (which is of course, normal) and general moisture is. This zone is where you will smell a more mellow and wet sweetness. It's not as sweet as Zone 1, but still has a very delicious smell.
Zone 3 - The Back seam of the crotch/gusset. This is for the more refined panty sniffer. Obviously, the wearer's asshole has been in this area. Now, you might think to yourself, "UGH, I bet it smells like shit!" Well, ....yes I guess it could. But, more likely, it doesn't. As I understand it, the genitoanal region of humans have an Apocrine gland. It is mainly thought that this was used in evolutionary times as a way to signal for finding a mate. It has a deep musky smell. Still very sweet, but with low notes. You can feel it deep in your chest as well as up high in your head. It can have hints of vanilla, cinnamon, and sugar.
Obviously every woman will smell a little different, but in my experience, these basic things are pretty consistent.
You should probably read this.
Just listen to me. I am posting this thread because the FBI is at my house, questioning me about my internet habits. As you can see, they have discovered that I browse the Flood by looking at my internet history. They are standing over my shoulder right now, watching me type this. I'd like to show them what a great site Sep7agon is. Nothing questionable, remotely offensive, or anything that would otherwise put my patriotism in question.
Lost my courage dog folder, so here's a perfectly safe reason to post in this thread. I am in need of moar courage dog. Just remember:
The FBI are watching you, flood.
Game up to their expectations.
Ｗｈｅｎ ａ ｗｏｍａｎ ｇｅｔｓ ａ ｖｉｂｒａｔｏｒ ｉｔ＇ｓ ｓｅｅｎ ａｓ ａ ｂｉｔ ｏｆ ｎａｕｇｈｔｙ ｆｕｎ． Ｂｕｔ ｗｈｅｎ ａ ｇｕｙ ｏｒｄｅｒｓ ａ ４２０ｖ Ｆｕｃｋｍａｓｔｅｒ Ｐｒｏ ５０００ ｂｌｏｗ ｕｐ ｌａｔｅｘ ｄｏｌｌ ｗｉｔｈ ６ ｓｐｅｅｄ ｐｕｌｓａｔｉｎｇ ｐｕｓｓｙ， ｅｌａｓｔｉｃｉｓｅｄ ａｎｕｓ ｗｉｔｈ ｎｏｎ－ｄｒｉｐ ｓｅｍｅｎ ｃｏｌｌｅｃｔｉｏｎ ｔｒａｙ， ｔｏｇｅｔｈｅｒ ｗｉｔｈ ｏｐｔｉｏｎａｌ ｂｕｉｌｔ ｉｎ ｒｅａｌｉｓｔｉｃ ｏｒｇａｓｍ ｓｃｒｅａｍ ｓｕｒｒｏｕｎｄ ｓｏｕｎｄ ｓｙｓｔｅｍ．．．ｈｅ＇ｓ ｃａｌｌｅｄ ａ ｐｅｒｖｅｒｔ？
11086
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:58:02 AM »
This fucking thread
Delete your post, shithead. I can't, I seriously CANNOT fucking believe that you wasted your time typing out this godawful reply. Do you think your shit-tier comment would get any logical or knowledgeable insight? Did you just HAVE to express your broken emotions by fiddling your fat fingers all over your keyboard? Maybe you don't even have a keyboard, maybe you're posting from your fucking iPhone, I don't know, but I will find out. I hope you understand that people report this kind of shit because it's abysmal, pointless and down-right idiotic. The mods won't put up with this shit, and that's how I'm going to find you and your iPhone. I can email the people who will trash your post and have them give me your IP, and with your IP, your home-address. I can order as many fucking pizzas as my mind can handle, and believe me, my mind is fucking HUGE. I could literally spend all day torturing you, kid. Your only hope is to DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST. DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST D E L E T E Y O U R F U C K I N G P O S T
11087
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:56:20 AM »
EPIC MEME THREAD GUISE
le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn?d ftw le bacon narwhale xP
ITT: Enemies that unnerve me - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus
tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p >>>/y/o>>>/lgbt/isten>>>/u/p
>>>/h/eres>>>/a/>>>/s/tory>>>/a/bout>>>/a/>>>/lgbt/ittle>>>/g/uy>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ives>>>/i/n>>>/f/eelings>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ive>>>/i/nside>>>/m/e>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>> upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a lie lel epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote for you just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu?
le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama , 5get or faget? keke ebin? SHOOP LE WHOOP XDDDDD, here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin 420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? > tips fedora, le any1 athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez? RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD ))))))
EPIC PWNAGE!? CUPCAKES (im so randum dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA, dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11 le dubs goy! hehehehada dh?. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa
>le maymay arrow is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee : BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit : rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sure hit the spot ok now NOTHING PERSONELL...KID! REDDIT PLS GO HAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO
I hate it when someone rides my ass while driving, so I have developed the best defense for these fuckers. I have decided to share it with you my /b/rothers.
1. get the following items from your local Wal-mart.
A water baby (in the girls toy aisle where the lolis roam.) It is a regular looking baby doll with a hollow body that is supposed to be filled with warm water to make the doll all soft and jiggly like a real, no-boned baby.
3 jars of strawberry preserves. (It has to be preserves, jams and jellys don't work as well.
2. Fill the water baby with the strawberry preserves until it just about to bust and dress the baby with the clothes that came with it.
3. The next time someone rides your ass, throw the baby out of your window onto their windshield. The will see a jiggly baby go flying toward them and then explode into a pile of bright red and chunky gore.
4. The driver stops and is traumatized for life or gets in a wreck and dies. Either way, that bitch is off your ass.
What the fuck is this? This is not a mother fucking game. Don't come in here with your weak ass circle measure like this is a fucking joke. Don't show up like you are ready to throw down. Do you know who I am bitch? Do you comprehend the mess you just started? I am a metrology engineer motherfucker. While you were sitting there, with your snide ass giggles like you just one-up-ed me, I was warming up my $45,000 vision inspection system.
That's right, you just done started a war. You came in here to challenge a man that just got his fancy new machine back from NIST traceable 3rd party calibration TODAY and was looking for an excuse to warm it up. You just tried to sucker punch am man who just so happen to have his mother-in-law at his house staying the week. I ain't got nothing to lose little man.
That's right son, you walked up on a man who has raw talent to spare and all the time in the world. I may not have the drawing in person but I can sure as hell turn what I got into process image. Then use a vision inspection system to bring it back into the computer. Then take that image and reverse engineer it into a 2d drawing. Then do some relative circularity measurements from my rendering. Take this shit bitch.
Wait, what was that? Did you just challenge my core methodology? Oh no you didn't. Don't try to tell me I am making things over complex: taking an image file from the internet and printing it out, then turning it back into digital with some fancy 3D camera measurement system, then reverse engineering that into an engineering drawing.
This isn't about GR&R and the process weakness of digital -> modified digital-> physical -> digital again -> 2d print -> relative measure. Motherfucker, did you miss the part about my mother-in-law? This is as complex as I can make it because that is the point motherfucker, I got a mother-in-law AT MY FUCKING HOUSE!
This war will never end.
I am Chinese man and very happy. We taking all your money U.S.A. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all work for Chinese man. Ha Ha Ha. We make everything, you make nothing. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you are third world county like Mexico. Ha Ha Ha. We will be buying your country cheap. Ha Ha Ha. We make friends with Muslims and will get more of the oil so you have little. Ha Ha Ha. You have stupid politicians. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all be very poor. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you all be dead.
Hello, I am currently 16 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.
If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.
I love the smell of dirty panties. Each zone of scent. Panties can smell a little different depending on what she eats, how long she wears the same pair, if she gets a little pee on them, at what point she is in her cycle, and so on. There are also zones of scent in dirty panties that have different kinds of smell (obviously). Zone 1 - the Front seam of the crotch/gusset. This is where her clit and front folds of vulva are. When it smells really good, there is usually a yellowish/whitish bit of delicious dirtiness there. It has a high, sharp note. Flowery and sweet. Sometimes it can have hints of white pepper. I think the peppery scent is present when certain food or drink is consumed. Generally the smell is up high "in your head". I love this zone the most, but all of them are exquisite. Zone 2 - The Middle of the crotch/gusset. This is where the Vestibule (opening to the vagina) is. This is where any discharge (which is of course, normal) and general moisture is. This zone is where you will smell a more mellow and wet sweetness. It's not as sweet as Zone 1, but still has a very delicious smell. Zone 3 - The Back seam of the crotch/gusset. This is for the more refined panty sniffer. Obviously, the wearer's asshole has been in this area. Now, you might think to yourself, "UGH, I bet it smells like shit!" Well, ....yes I guess it could. But, more likely, it doesn't. As I understand it, the genitoanal region of humans have an Apocrine gland. It is mainly thought that this was used in evolutionary times as a way to signal for finding a mate. It has a deep musky smell. Still very sweet, but with low notes. You can feel it deep in your chest as well as up high in your head. It can have hints of vanilla, cinnamon, and sugar. Obviously every woman will smell a little different, but in my experience, these basic things are pretty consistent.
11088
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:52:14 AM »
EPIC MEME THREAD GUISE
le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn?d ftw le bacon narwhale xP
ITT: Enemies that unnerve me - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus
tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p >>>/y/o>>>/lgbt/isten>>>/u/p
>>>/h/eres>>>/a/>>>/s/tory>>>/a/bout>>>/a/>>>/lgbt/ittle>>>/g/uy>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ives>>>/i/n>>>/f/eelings>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ive>>>/i/nside>>>/m/e>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>> upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a lie lel epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote for you just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu?
le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama , 5get or faget? keke ebin? SHOOP LE WHOOP XDDDDD, here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin 420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? > tips fedora, le any1 athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez? RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD ))))))
EPIC PWNAGE!? CUPCAKES (im so randum dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA, dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11 le dubs goy! hehehehada dh?. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa
>le maymay arrow is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee : BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit : rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sure hit the spot ok now NOTHING PERSONELL...KID! REDDIT PLS GO HAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO
I hate it when someone rides my ass while driving, so I have developed the best defense for these fuckers. I have decided to share it with you my /b/rothers.
1. get the following items from your local Wal-mart.
A water baby (in the girls toy aisle where the lolis roam.) It is a regular looking baby doll with a hollow body that is supposed to be filled with warm water to make the doll all soft and jiggly like a real, no-boned baby.
3 jars of strawberry preserves. (It has to be preserves, jams and jellys don't work as well.
2. Fill the water baby with the strawberry preserves until it just about to bust and dress the baby with the clothes that came with it.
3. The next time someone rides your ass, throw the baby out of your window onto their windshield. The will see a jiggly baby go flying toward them and then explode into a pile of bright red and chunky gore.
4. The driver stops and is traumatized for life or gets in a wreck and dies. Either way, that bitch is off your ass.
What the fuck is this? This is not a mother fucking game. Don't come in here with your weak ass circle measure like this is a fucking joke. Don't show up like you are ready to throw down. Do you know who I am bitch? Do you comprehend the mess you just started? I am a metrology engineer motherfucker. While you were sitting there, with your snide ass giggles like you just one-up-ed me, I was warming up my $45,000 vision inspection system.
That's right, you just done started a war. You came in here to challenge a man that just got his fancy new machine back from NIST traceable 3rd party calibration TODAY and was looking for an excuse to warm it up. You just tried to sucker punch am man who just so happen to have his mother-in-law at his house staying the week. I ain't got nothing to lose little man.
That's right son, you walked up on a man who has raw talent to spare and all the time in the world. I may not have the drawing in person but I can sure as hell turn what I got into process image. Then use a vision inspection system to bring it back into the computer. Then take that image and reverse engineer it into a 2d drawing. Then do some relative circularity measurements from my rendering. Take this shit bitch.
Wait, what was that? Did you just challenge my core methodology? Oh no you didn't. Don't try to tell me I am making things over complex: taking an image file from the internet and printing it out, then turning it back into digital with some fancy 3D camera measurement system, then reverse engineering that into an engineering drawing.
This isn't about GR&R and the process weakness of digital -> modified digital-> physical -> digital again -> 2d print -> relative measure. Motherfucker, did you miss the part about my mother-in-law? This is as complex as I can make it because that is the point motherfucker, I got a mother-in-law AT MY FUCKING HOUSE!
This war will never end.
I am Chinese man and very happy. We taking all your money U.S.A. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all work for Chinese man. Ha Ha Ha. We make everything, you make nothing. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you are third world county like Mexico. Ha Ha Ha. We will be buying your country cheap. Ha Ha Ha. We make friends with Muslims and will get more of the oil so you have little. Ha Ha Ha. You have stupid politicians. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all be very poor. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you all be dead.
Hello, I am currently 16 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.
11089
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:48:50 AM »
EPIC MEME THREAD GUISE
le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn?d ftw le bacon narwhale xP
ITT: Enemies that unnerve me - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus
tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p >>>/y/o>>>/lgbt/isten>>>/u/p
>>>/h/eres>>>/a/>>>/s/tory>>>/a/bout>>>/a/>>>/lgbt/ittle>>>/g/uy>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ives>>>/i/n>>>/f/eelings>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ive>>>/i/nside>>>/m/e>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>> upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a lie lel epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote for you just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu?
le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama , 5get or faget? keke ebin? SHOOP LE WHOOP XDDDDD, here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin 420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? > tips fedora, le any1 athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez? RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD ))))))
EPIC PWNAGE!? CUPCAKES (im so randum dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA, dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11 le dubs goy! hehehehada dh?. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa
>le maymay arrow is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee : BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit : rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sure hit the spot ok now NOTHING PERSONELL...KID! REDDIT PLS GO HAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO
I hate it when someone rides my ass while driving, so I have developed the best defense for these fuckers. I have decided to share it with you my /b/rothers.
1. get the following items from your local Wal-mart.
A water baby (in the girls toy aisle where the lolis roam.) It is a regular looking baby doll with a hollow body that is supposed to be filled with warm water to make the doll all soft and jiggly like a real, no-boned baby.
3 jars of strawberry preserves. (It has to be preserves, jams and jellys don't work as well.
2. Fill the water baby with the strawberry preserves until it just about to bust and dress the baby with the clothes that came with it.
3. The next time someone rides your ass, throw the baby out of your window onto their windshield. The will see a jiggly baby go flying toward them and then explode into a pile of bright red and chunky gore.
4. The driver stops and is traumatized for life or gets in a wreck and dies. Either way, that bitch is off your ass.
What the fuck is this? This is not a mother fucking game. Don't come in here with your weak ass circle measure like this is a fucking joke. Don't show up like you are ready to throw down. Do you know who I am bitch? Do you comprehend the mess you just started? I am a metrology engineer motherfucker. While you were sitting there, with your snide ass giggles like you just one-up-ed me, I was warming up my $45,000 vision inspection system. That's right, you just done started a war. You came in here to challenge a man that just got his fancy new machine back from NIST traceable 3rd party calibration TODAY and was looking for an excuse to warm it up. You just tried to sucker punch am man who just so happen to have his mother-in-law at his house staying the week. I ain't got nothing to lose little man. That's right son, you walked up on a man who has raw talent to spare and all the time in the world. I may not have the drawing in person but I can sure as hell turn what I got into process image. Then use a vision inspection system to bring it back into the computer. Then take that image and reverse engineer it into a 2d drawing. Then do some relative circularity measurements from my rendering. Take this shit bitch. Wait, what was that? Did you just challenge my core methodology? Oh no you didn't. Don't try to tell me I am making things over complex: taking an image file from the internet and printing it out, then turning it back into digital with some fancy 3D camera measurement system, then reverse engineering that into an engineering drawing. This isn't about GR&R and the process weakness of digital -> modified digital-> physical -> digital again -> 2d print -> relative measure. Motherfucker, did you miss the part about my mother-in-law? This is as complex as I can make it because that is the point motherfucker, I got a mother-in-law AT MY FUCKING HOUSE! This war will never end.
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« on: December 01, 2014, 11:46:13 AM »
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« on: December 01, 2014, 11:39:48 AM »
do it
DO EET
COME ON KILL ME NOW
11092
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:24:52 AM »
soon all brits will actually be indian
11093
« on: December 01, 2014, 11:16:25 AM »
[advertising intensifies]
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« on: December 01, 2014, 10:40:46 AM »
need some xanax
11095
« on: December 01, 2014, 10:39:22 AM »
oh hey look
a lightsaber that actually makes sense to use lol
11096
« on: December 01, 2014, 10:25:47 AM »
is that a haiku
learn to fucking haiku, nig
butterflies and shit
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« on: December 01, 2014, 10:16:26 AM »
Ryle finds instructions hard
Kinder was called a fat tub of lard
my killa haikus they will own this thread's butthole refrigerator
11098
« on: December 01, 2014, 09:52:13 AM »
No, I wouldn't want to get PSU guts on my rims.
not a take home eater type of guy i see
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« on: December 01, 2014, 09:49:52 AM »
VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER
VEHICULAR VANSLAUGHTER
TSUNDAY DRIVER
reported
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« on: December 01, 2014, 09:48:29 AM »
VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER
VEHICULAR VANSLAUGHTER can't spell manslaughter without laughter folks
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