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10171
« on: December 20, 2014, 12:18:06 AM »
10172
« on: December 20, 2014, 12:17:38 AM »
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
Your pasta is getting stale.
Spoiler He's still rekt tho
ur mum's gittin stale
10173
« on: December 20, 2014, 12:15:38 AM »
btw blow me
10174
« on: December 20, 2014, 12:13:07 AM »
That's real fuckin' neato.
no u
10175
« on: December 20, 2014, 12:12:38 AM »
i love how tapatalk sees right through spoilers
10176
« on: December 20, 2014, 12:09:01 AM »
me away with your awesomeness
10177
« on: December 20, 2014, 12:02:21 AM »
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
10178
« on: December 20, 2014, 12:00:59 AM »
the red button does the upvoting right
Nope. It's the GREEN ONE
the color green triggers me
Then punch that green button. RIGHT in the face.
Spoiler by clicking it 
i missed and clicked the yellow button
10179
« on: December 19, 2014, 11:57:02 PM »
the red button does the upvoting right
Nope. It's the GREEN ONE
the color green triggers me
10180
« on: December 19, 2014, 11:56:28 PM »
i drive under peoples' cars to avoid hitting them
10181
« on: December 19, 2014, 11:55:38 PM »
the red button does the upvoting right
10182
« on: December 19, 2014, 11:51:54 PM »
rape
triggering
In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
10183
« on: December 19, 2014, 11:50:12 PM »
rape
10184
« on: December 19, 2014, 11:41:02 PM »
now kiss
10185
« on: December 19, 2014, 11:38:33 PM »
you talka
10186
« on: December 19, 2014, 11:38:00 PM »
bottle of cat semen
customize that bottle for me
hope you like rainbows
10187
« on: December 19, 2014, 11:28:35 PM »
bottle of cat semen
10188
« on: December 19, 2014, 11:22:53 PM »
i haven't any problems with my transmission lately
10189
« on: December 19, 2014, 11:22:14 PM »
I COME HERE TO FUCK BITCHES AND GET MONEY
10190
« on: December 19, 2014, 11:20:39 PM »
10191
« on: December 19, 2014, 11:16:49 PM »
10192
« on: December 19, 2014, 11:12:47 PM »
10195
« on: December 19, 2014, 10:06:17 PM »
high
who wants to say hi, so fucking hi
correct
10196
« on: December 19, 2014, 09:52:06 PM »
high
10197
« on: December 19, 2014, 09:28:42 PM »
YOUR MOM'S DICK
Doesn't even make sense, but...
U rekt me m9
it totally does make sense
10198
« on: December 19, 2014, 09:26:30 PM »
YOUR MOM'S DICK
10199
« on: December 19, 2014, 09:17:48 PM »
titties for refurence
10200
« on: December 19, 2014, 07:43:48 PM »
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