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The Flood / EMBER IS DEAD
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:46:09 PM »
RC GAYED HIM TOO HARD
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The Flood / how to bake a pizza in three minutes« on: October 30, 2014, 05:35:42 PM »
typically a pizza takes 18-21 minutes to bake but you see if you do the math it comes out as -3
just flip the integers around 21 - 18 = 3 you may now bake your pizza for three minutes 813
The Flood / definitive proof that matter in the universe is not finite« on: October 30, 2014, 05:23:04 PM »
olive garden offers unlimited breadsticks
wait unless they have a way to convert human waste into breadsticks oh god lets not science anymore today 814
The Flood / do you return to your posts to check which users liked them« on: October 30, 2014, 10:30:00 AM »
.
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The Flood / so why does this Rorschach guy only paint pictures of naked men« on: October 29, 2014, 01:06:25 PM »
...?
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The Flood / I did it; I found the solution to world hunger« on: October 29, 2014, 12:38:41 PM »
i have successfully identified a plentiful and cheap high energy food source that we may feed to the starving peoples of the world
Spoiler 817
The Flood / you know what I hate« on: October 29, 2014, 09:29:58 AM »
hangnails
you know what I love taking them and pulling them all the way down to my ribcage 819
The Flood / Mondays trigger me« on: October 28, 2014, 11:32:56 PM »
especially when they're on Tuesday
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The Flood / i'm offended by sep7agon.net« on: October 28, 2014, 10:20:12 PM »
why just septagons why not squares or triangles or some other shape huh
bigots, all of you 821
The Flood / I'm offended by the I'm offended by the picture caption thread« on: October 28, 2014, 10:01:15 PM »
rc just triggers me
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The Flood / liek and subkribe« on: October 28, 2014, 09:07:17 PM »
it realy helps me out if u want vidoes similar 2 dis 1 make shure u smash dat liek buttun (preferably with a cinder block)
i uplod cod montegaes evefry weedend 823
The Flood / does anyone want to play with me« on: October 28, 2014, 08:29:05 PM »
play with me
no this is not a gaming thread, tlocks 827
The Flood / that's it I'm leaving« on: October 27, 2014, 10:22:44 PM »
windows update needs me to restart my computer
it's been fun guys 829
The Flood / damn i just realized somethin« on: October 27, 2014, 08:04:11 PM »
my username does have a y in it
all along I thought i made it Rile and you guys were making fun of my name by spelling it Ryle damn i fucked up 832
The Flood / Ryle's guide to breathing underwater« on: October 27, 2014, 12:59:35 PM »
every year many people die from drowning
it is said that 200,000 people die each year from drowning just wait until the 200,000 people die this year, then attempt to breathe underwater and you'll be safe because the quota is filled thank you this has been another Ryle science fact 834
The Flood / post here and i'll tell you how many ember units you're worth« on: October 25, 2014, 05:26:30 PM »
ember = 1 ember unit
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The Flood / i'm going to bed now« on: October 24, 2014, 11:30:37 PM »
this is obviously something worth making a thread about
also don't do anything weird when i'm sleeping 837
The Flood / i identify as an Apache« on: October 24, 2014, 06:42:36 PM »
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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The Flood / a girl at my school told me that furries are better than lolis« on: October 24, 2014, 10:02:58 AM »
she said lolis are just an excuse to say someone likes cp
i told her that even furries like cheese pizza 839
The Flood / if i install an antivirus will my computer get autism« on: October 24, 2014, 09:48:41 AM »
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