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The Flood / EMBER IS DEAD
« on: October 30, 2014, 06:46:09 PM »
RC GAYED HIM TOO HARD

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The Flood / how to bake a pizza in three minutes
« on: October 30, 2014, 05:35:42 PM »
typically a pizza takes 18-21 minutes to bake but you see if you do the math it comes out as -3

just flip the integers around

21 - 18 = 3

you may now bake your pizza for three minutes

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The Flood / definitive proof that matter in the universe is not finite
« on: October 30, 2014, 05:23:04 PM »
olive garden offers unlimited breadsticks

wait

unless they have a way to convert human waste into breadsticks

oh god lets not science anymore today


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The Flood / do you return to your posts to check which users liked them
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:30:00 AM »
.

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...?

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The Flood / I did it; I found the solution to world hunger
« on: October 29, 2014, 12:38:41 PM »
i have successfully identified a plentiful and cheap high energy food source that we may feed to the starving peoples of the world

Spoiler

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The Flood / you know what I hate
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:29:58 AM »
hangnails

you know what I love

taking them and pulling them all the way down to my ribcage

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The Flood / trigger warning
« on: October 28, 2014, 11:39:13 PM »

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The Flood / Mondays trigger me
« on: October 28, 2014, 11:32:56 PM »
especially when they're on Tuesday

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The Flood / i'm offended by sep7agon.net
« on: October 28, 2014, 10:20:12 PM »
why just septagons why not squares or triangles or some other shape huh

bigots, all of you

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rc just triggers me

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The Flood / liek and subkribe
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:07:17 PM »
it realy helps me out if u want vidoes similar 2 dis 1 make shure u smash dat liek buttun (preferably with a cinder block)

i uplod cod montegaes evefry weedend

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The Flood / does anyone want to play with me
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:29:05 PM »
play with me

no this is not a gaming thread, tlocks

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The Flood / door's not real
« on: October 28, 2014, 03:30:40 PM »
9/11 atheists agree

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The Flood / Ryle's guide to flying
« on: October 28, 2014, 02:33:31 PM »

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The Flood / all aboard the spookmobile
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:57:55 AM »

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The Flood / that's it I'm leaving
« on: October 27, 2014, 10:22:44 PM »
windows update needs me to restart my computer

it's been fun guys

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The Flood / ember wtf are you doing
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:52:28 PM »

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The Flood / damn i just realized somethin
« on: October 27, 2014, 08:04:11 PM »
my username does have a y in it

all along I thought i made it Rile and you guys were making fun of my name by spelling it Ryle

damn i fucked up

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The Flood / ember
« on: October 27, 2014, 07:18:34 PM »
is the polar opposite of RC created during the mtn dew incident of '99

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The Flood / jim
« on: October 27, 2014, 07:08:45 PM »
is the result of door and nexus

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The Flood / Ryle's guide to breathing underwater
« on: October 27, 2014, 12:59:35 PM »
every year many people die from drowning

it is said that 200,000 people die each year from drowning

just wait until the 200,000 people die this year, then attempt to breathe underwater and you'll be safe because the quota is filled

thank you this has been another Ryle science fact

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The Flood / offensive wallpapers thread
« on: October 26, 2014, 10:01:02 AM »
Spoiler

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The Flood / post here and i'll tell you how many ember units you're worth
« on: October 25, 2014, 05:26:30 PM »
ember = 1 ember unit

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The Flood / i'm going to bed now
« on: October 24, 2014, 11:30:37 PM »
this is obviously something worth making a thread about

also don't do anything weird when i'm sleeping

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The Flood / bonjour
« on: October 24, 2014, 10:50:47 PM »
ayy l'mao

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The Flood / i identify as an Apache
« on: October 24, 2014, 06:42:36 PM »
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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she said lolis are just an excuse to say someone likes cp

i told her that even furries like cheese pizza

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The Flood / if i install an antivirus will my computer get autism
« on: October 24, 2014, 09:48:41 AM »
?

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The Flood / tfw lord commissar is the only mod onine
« on: October 23, 2014, 09:58:54 PM »


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